I will admit that Nintendo Mania‘s grapple beam upgrade is probably a bit more deadly, but who’s going to take Samus seriously with a weapon that looks like that?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 10:13 PM
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Are you kidding? I wouldn't mess with anyone attached to a Chain Chomp!
So I herd you liek chayn chompz?
I never negative one a person that's just rude
Well, someone did, for apparently no reason…
My Taco sense is tingling! WE HAVE A -1 TROLL ON OUR HANDS!
It's even more likely than we know.
Touche
Bender: "We're boned."
Charged up Chain Chomp being fired from Samus' Cannon= GG
Who's gonna take Samus seriously with a weapon like that? People that got scared of chained chomps from back in '96!
Drop bob ombs in morph ball mode? Or maru-mari for us old codgers.
Me:HAHAHA! HOHOHO!
Who'd take that seriously? How about anybody who stands to get their extremities bitten off?
Yo dawg I heard you like chaining attacks so I put a chain in your attack so you can attack while you attack.
I happen to think it's a VERY effective weapon, thank you very much.
Chain chomps sucked before, but now it's PORTABLE?!?!?!?!
reminds me of Bowser's minions http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824771
Chain chomps sucked before, but now it's PORTABLE?!?!?!?!
reminds me of Bowser's minions http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824771
All because Mario was a smart-ass and used a warp whistle in World 8. :/
So i heard you liked overkills so i put a over powered enemy on an over powered hero so you can be cheap while you be cheap.
Hoo-hoo! It's-a me, Samus!
like i havent heard that one before
i shall protect yuoz!
I gots yur baks!
Where's baby Mario/baby Luigi? HAX!!
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Baby Mario/Baby I don't recall there being a baby in double dash
Um… yes?
Either way, that's no reason to give someone a -1, is it?
…You'd mess with her in the first place?
Ridley: "We're fucked."
Chain Chomp = deadly
Charged up Chain Chomp = shit just got real
;D
What if she fired Bullet Bills?…..discuss
Shouldn't that be "Now they sure wish they didn't"?
How do you keep it under control with just a chain?
Your strength isn't THAT good, is it?
I fight for my friends!
And no, that DOESN'T make me gay.
Tell that to babies Mario and Luigi in Double Dash.
inb4who
…I haven't =(
Ridley = Snack for Samus' new pet
They told her she couldn't keep that small metroid as a pet
Now they sure wish they did
*Insert a clever Chainchomp Metroid crossover joke worthy of many +1s here.*
DA DA DA DAAAAH
You got the Ball and Chain!
I think it's the upgrades. But don't worry, a crefully placed pebble and she'll trip and lose those upgrades and weapons she has! She'll be completly defenceless!!
Then the charge beam would fire Banzai Bills.
No, but we're certainly fed up with Mudkips.
"Bullet Billpocalypse" doesn't even begin to cut it.
Whoops, sorry, accidentally hit -1 on you. My bad.
'Til she finds them all again lying around somewhere.
Epic weapon is epic.
yeah cause were men buddy HIGHFIVE…god im so lonely
so what your saying is that i can be "Cheap cheap"
but your witty humor would?
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thats a bad idea.
"hey samus reme- OH MY GOD! IT HURTS!!!!"
Stickers!
Don't worry I fixed it
Who's Luigi? You Mean Link right?
So I herd Rite
Oh, um… yeah, him. …I think…
Link fixed.http://www.designworksoregon.com/nehs/170/images/…
Link fixed.http://www.designworksoregon.com/nehs/170/images/…
welp now that the joke is as dead as it can get lets go get some burgers
No, but the buttsex with Soren does.
too bad no one will know the victor because no one will pay attention.
wait what did you say!!!
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
if anyone says saint Bernard they are approximately worth 2 dicks
What?
i kinda like chain chomps… i mean there cool i guess.
Combined with a Screw attack and Hyper dash…yeah, Samus is pretty much a tower of death.
SHOOP DA- *gets ripped apart by Hammer Bros and Metroids* "…don't say it."
Everyone knows it's all about Monty Moles.
True dat Monty Moles>Chain Chomps>Boos
Then what the hell is King Bill?
Link is broken (Hyrule is screwed, etc.), but judging by the URL, I assume it's a robot loli.
A-MAZING CHAIN GRAB!
Uh-oh… two Luigi lovers enter, only one may leave…
Will it be luigi 11792, or MasterLuigi452?
Hear hear.
leo that would be a stupid idea infact even thinking that is stupid…
long story short its the same picture of roll we always use.
To what exactly again?
Oh come on. A lot of people fight for their friends, and THEY never had buttsex with fictional males )':
This looks shopped, I can tell from some pixels and seeing a few shopps in my time
Ok WHO was the smartass that gave her yet ANOTHER damn weapon of mass destruction!?
She has more weapons then mario has lives!
Who knows.
I don't.
Nope, cuz a small metroid is less harmfull than a chain chawmp!
Francis: Oh. We're done
Francis: Oh. We're done
chomp: chomp! chomp!
thats a MKDD stage!!!!
haha!
now you realize!
He's created a time paradox!
youve got to be kidding me.
its the stickers in brawl. how can they shopp this?
yes we are!
Me either
And I am NOT a lolicon. -,-
Chain Chomp > Charge Beam. The Space Pirates are so screwed.
Ike's sword bears no resemblance of a Penis.
And since when do you name a legendary Penis you carry around with one hand, and call it Ragnell?
Wanna get a donut?
That Weapon is simply protection against Falcon Gropes.
Cheap Cheap beach?
Really?
I guess me not having that game didn't help
i dont know
maybe?
oh and ike's sword is the golden penis
Scout: We are SCREWED!
Maybe try a quote from Heather next time?
Sure.
:3
its me.dont say anything else.im the luigi lover.
hi-jack!
Any suggestions?
the great raccoon doesnt have brawl.
wow
Anything, really. She's pretty casual about it.
Not even a Wii, being a poor student sucks
I happen to think it's SUPER effective.
awwww
*back pat of pity*
You don't mean Link.