GIRL SCOUT COOKIES - As addictive as Adam, and also delivered by little girls.

God I love those Do-si-dos so much… I’d take out a Big Daddy AND a Little Sister just to get my fix! By Kyasuri

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 3:07 PM 
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20 Responses to “GIRL SCOUT COOKIES”

  1. TehBlueOne on May 7th, 2010 7:12 pm

    They taste of itty bitty teeny team!

  2. ZombieGoatse on May 7th, 2010 7:14 pm

    Sister: "Would you like some Girl Scout Cookies?"
    You: "sure. I'll have a box- *Big daddy growls at you* Uhh… Two bo- *Growls again* Three? *Another growl* *sigh* Twenty boxes of thin mints please."
    Sister: "thank you!"

  3. MasqueNoMercy on May 7th, 2010 7:54 pm

    its like the "what would you do for a clondike bar" commecial… only involving killing a large dive suit wearing freak and gutting a little girl like a fish… shawn would… would you?

  4. Alpar on May 7th, 2010 8:03 pm

    This is why nobody answers the door to buy cookies anymore.

  5. Gamage on May 7th, 2010 8:44 pm

    This would be a good time to use the hypnosis plasmid :)

  6. Naxts_The_Demon on May 7th, 2010 9:18 pm

    70% of profits made goes to a orphanage in rapture?

    I'd take a dozen.

  7. fmarulz on May 7th, 2010 9:51 pm

    I will kill the big daddy kidnap, the little sister, and get all the cookies I can get >: D
    after I have the cookies I will say with wisdom : om nom nom nom!

  8. BlueChameleon on May 7th, 2010 10:50 pm

    Hmm, a cookie.

    Save, or 'harvest'?

  9. MexicanJuice on May 7th, 2010 7:21 pm

    It figures Girl Scouts would come to your doorstep backed up by a Big Daddy. They simply weren't content with guilting people over with the handicapped.

  10. MrRaccoon on May 7th, 2010 7:45 pm

    "Good morning sir, I'm selling cookies to help to pay for my Daddy's medication"
    "What does he has?"
    "A bad case of drill-murder *drills*"

  11. Leo058 on May 7th, 2010 7:56 pm

    But ripping out a Girl Scout's liver won't get you more cookies.

  12. BoxeyBrown on May 7th, 2010 8:10 pm

    If she goes selling with her Big-Daddy, I will be forced to buy some.

  13. BlueChameleon on May 7th, 2010 10:50 pm

    Hmm, a cookie.

    Save, or 'harvest'?

  14. EphEphEcksIII on May 7th, 2010 11:45 pm

    Who wants a girl scout cookie?

    I do……I do…….

  15. uzumakiclan43 on May 26th, 2010 2:02 pm

    Romero: Sigh… I tell ya Kruger, it's a sad day when the most evil and terrifying force in the world is an eight-year-old sugar junkie of the damned and her overprotective suba-diving father. What happened to my reign of fear?

  16. uzumakiclan43 on July 31st, 2010 3:12 pm

    "We told you once, Jack-Neptune's Bounty is OUR turf! Go sell your popcorn in the Medical Pavilion!"

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