You don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, and you don’t bring a pistol to the zombie apocalypse.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 4, 2010 · 6:43 AM
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inb499problems
WHERE'S YOUR AIMBOT NOW?
I got 100 problems and my pistol jamming is one
The AI director must REALLY hate this guy.
You know those times when it's better to run like hell and leave everything behind?
This is one of them….
Another caption would be:
AI Director
Saying "I love you" in the most fucked up way possible.
*pow pow pow CHK* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOMER*
*pow pow pow CHK* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOMER*
WRONG! >=O
Well…maybe it’s true in the real world…but in the world of unlimited ammos….WRONG! >=O
I'm sure a part of Weird Al's song "Albuquerque" would fit here…
"Ahhhh!
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!!
Ohhhh!!! No, get 'em off, get 'em off!!
Ooooh my God, oh my God!!
Oh, get 'em off me!!
Ooooh my God!!
Aaarghhhh!!!"
Hell hasth no furt like an army of halolz citizens…
Btw Shawn, bring a knife to a gunfight -- stab them while they are laughing at you.
SIMPLE!
to be fair dai started both the +1 lovers and the -1 lovers
499 probl… DAMMIT ALPAR!
but everyone love nick :(
dont bring a knife or a gun BRING A KNIFEGUN FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Walk in, see this, what do?
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Carefully walk back into the saferoom and lock the door…
Could been worst -- could had brought the sniper rifle.
First! *braces for storm of -1s*
that is to say: do you actually WANT the -1s?
Should have grabbed the guitar.
Would that make the AI Director a relative to GLaDOS?
Yes, but you can bring the knife to the zombie apocalypse.
1 pistol might not be enough… But 2 pistols with infinite ammo makes an achievement!
More like the turrets. They don't hate you.
Indeed, they don't hate you, they just want to play hide and seek.
"Oh, is that what that sound was!? I thought it was the TV."
You dare be first in my lair? YOU MUST DIE!
Holy hell -7.
inb4gentlemen
Nick: "…Ah, tits." *gets owned*
Needs more pistol
He got blood all over his suit.
…Though Naomi Campbell comes pretty close.
Ironically, Nick died from falling off a building.
Francis must be the director
Hey you got zombies on her face
^True love right there people
Nope. Francis hates him.
inb4i-see-the-briefcase-is-safe
Don't be a bitch, nut up and take em all on! >:O
If there's one zombie, use a pistol, if there's more than one, use a crowbar, if there's a large crowd, PIPE BOMB OUT!
If there's one zombie, use a pistol, if there's more than one, use a crowbar, if there's a large crowd, PIPE BOMB OUT!
Yeah Nick, Ellis sold all the good guns for Adrenaline. Sorry 'bout that.
Yeah Nick, Ellis sold all the good guns for Adrenaline. Sorry 'bout that.
Don't be a bitch, nut up and take em all on! >:O
A TF2 Pyro might survive this, a Scout may hold some ground, but an ill-prepared Engie would not make it through the first wave.
I got 99 other problems and just having swapped my shotgun for a sniper rifle is one of them. inb4witchalert
It was a bloody new suit too!
starting + and -- It's a tough job, but someone has to do it inb4 marth reference
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Too bad they tend to use heatdetectionlasersightbeamz
In a ditch, covered in petrol on fire
He wants to infect her in the ass
inb4pornography-starring-your-mother
Ever tried rochelle?
starting + and -- It's a tough job, but someone has to do it inb4 marth reference
Epicness: bringing a pistol or two to a zapocalypse. And then winning.
inb4now-he's-here-to-[backstab]-us
oooooooo
wiis-a-screwed now!
inb4he-could-be-in-this-very-hospital
inb4i-hate-spies
lol wut?
At the very least, they made them unlimited
Wild Zombies appeard
What will Nick do?
Attack
Switch
Item
Run
Whoa didn't see that comin!!
Nick: Zombies are a wussy even a pistol will kil them all! *Open saferoom door*
Nick: Wtf! Hundreds of zombies!
Again?! I’ll grab the m16 if you grab the puke and medpaks