PISTOLS

You don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, and you don’t bring a pistol to the zombie apocalypse.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 4, 2010 · 6:43 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (218 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Heavy Weapons, Left 4 Dead, Motivational, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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66 Responses to “PISTOLS”

  1. Alpar on May 4th, 2010 10:51 am

    inb499problems

  2. combatbeaver on May 4th, 2010 10:59 am

    WHERE'S YOUR AIMBOT NOW?

  3. Roflcopter419 on May 4th, 2010 12:00 pm

    The AI director must REALLY hate this guy.

  4. Fhantinabox on May 4th, 2010 12:40 pm

    You know those times when it's better to run like hell and leave everything behind?

    This is one of them….

  5. Fhantinabox on May 4th, 2010 12:41 pm

    Another caption would be:
    AI Director
    Saying "I love you" in the most fucked up way possible.

  6. Fission on May 4th, 2010 12:46 pm

    *pow pow pow CHK* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOMER*

  7. Fission on May 4th, 2010 12:46 pm

    *pow pow pow CHK* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOMER*

  8. Wildcolt on May 4th, 2010 8:50 am

    WRONG! >=O

    Well…maybe it’s true in the real world…but in the world of unlimited ammos….WRONG! >=O

  9. DClaw on May 4th, 2010 1:14 pm

    I'm sure a part of Weird Al's song "Albuquerque" would fit here…
    "Ahhhh!
    Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!!
    Ohhhh!!! No, get 'em off, get 'em off!!
    Ooooh my God, oh my God!!
    Oh, get 'em off me!!
    Ooooh my God!!
    Aaarghhhh!!!"

  10. DClaw on May 4th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Hell hasth no furt like an army of halolz citizens…

  11. DClaw on May 4th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Btw Shawn, bring a knife to a gunfight -- stab them while they are laughing at you.

    SIMPLE!

  12. rory_m on May 4th, 2010 1:28 pm

    to be fair dai started both the +1 lovers and the -1 lovers

  13. rory_m on May 4th, 2010 1:28 pm

    499 probl… DAMMIT ALPAR!

  14. rory_m on May 4th, 2010 1:29 pm

    but everyone love nick :(

  15. rory_m on May 4th, 2010 1:30 pm

    dont bring a knife or a gun BRING A KNIFEGUN FUCK YEAH SEAKING

  16. CakeBard on May 4th, 2010 1:48 pm

    Walk in, see this, what do?





    Carefully walk back into the saferoom and lock the door…

  17. MercenaryBlue on May 4th, 2010 2:01 pm

    Could been worst -- could had brought the sniper rifle.

  18. Nooklear Man on May 4th, 2010 10:50 am

    First! *braces for storm of -1s*

  19. combatbeaver on May 4th, 2010 10:51 am

    that is to say: do you actually WANT the -1s?

  20. meinmattias on May 4th, 2010 3:53 pm

    Should have grabbed the guitar.

  21. FoxyMayo on May 4th, 2010 12:00 pm

    Yes, but you can bring the knife to the zombie apocalypse.

  22. TheAceOfSkulls on May 4th, 2010 4:54 pm

    More like the turrets. They don't hate you.

  23. Fhantinabox on May 4th, 2010 5:31 pm

    Indeed, they don't hate you, they just want to play hide and seek.

  24. TehVortex on May 4th, 2010 5:48 pm

    "Oh, is that what that sound was!? I thought it was the TV."

  25. Leo058 on May 4th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Nick: "…Ah, tits." *gets owned*

  26. EphEphEcksIII on May 4th, 2010 4:22 pm

    Needs more pistol

  27. TheAceOfSkulls on May 4th, 2010 4:57 pm

    He got blood all over his suit.

  28. SEGA_Uranus on May 4th, 2010 6:30 pm

    Ironically, Nick died from falling off a building.

  29. A_R_ on May 4th, 2010 8:59 pm

    inb4i-see-the-briefcase-is-safe

  30. CapnMacMillan on May 5th, 2010 2:18 am

    Don't be a bitch, nut up and take em all on! >:O

  31. LinkyBS on May 4th, 2010 10:21 pm

    If there's one zombie, use a pistol, if there's more than one, use a crowbar, if there's a large crowd, PIPE BOMB OUT!

  32. LinkyBS on May 4th, 2010 10:21 pm

    If there's one zombie, use a pistol, if there's more than one, use a crowbar, if there's a large crowd, PIPE BOMB OUT!

  33. BlueChameleon on May 4th, 2010 11:09 pm

    Yeah Nick, Ellis sold all the good guns for Adrenaline. Sorry 'bout that.

  34. BlueChameleon on May 4th, 2010 11:09 pm

    Yeah Nick, Ellis sold all the good guns for Adrenaline. Sorry 'bout that.

  35. CapnMacMillan on May 5th, 2010 2:18 am

    Don't be a bitch, nut up and take em all on! >:O

  36. Vosur on May 5th, 2010 4:27 am

    A TF2 Pyro might survive this, a Scout may hold some ground, but an ill-prepared Engie would not make it through the first wave.

  37. EggOnMaxx on May 5th, 2010 1:22 pm

    Epicness: bringing a pistol or two to a zapocalypse. And then winning.

  38. DrSexington on May 6th, 2010 2:30 am

    Wild Zombies appeard

    What will Nick do?
    Attack
    Switch
    Item
    Run

  39. ShadowBreaker on June 9th, 2010 1:29 am

    Whoa didn't see that comin!!
    Nick: Zombies are a wussy even a pistol will kil them all! *Open saferoom door*
    Nick: Wtf! Hundreds of zombies!

  40. cactuspuncher on February 10th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Again?! I’ll grab the m16 if you grab the puke and medpaks

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