SCOUT MAN

Can Scout Man defeat them all with just his little pea shooter of a pistol? Only one way to find out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2010 · 1:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (261 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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76 Responses to “SCOUT MAN”

  1. Weibbles on May 3rd, 2010 5:45 pm

    I can feel my rage growing at the thought of Sniper mans stage… just a long corridor filled with incoming arrows and bullets…

  2. The_AntiVillain on May 3rd, 2010 5:53 pm

    Spy man is weak against Pyro man
    Sniper man is weak against Spy man

    that's what i have so far

  3. ZombieGoatse on May 3rd, 2010 5:57 pm

    Oh yea?
    Demo-man's stage is just coated in sticky bombs.

  4. ZombieGoatse on May 3rd, 2010 5:58 pm

    LOOK AT THE EETY BEETY LEETTLE BLUE BA- *Chargeshot*

  5. Weibbles on May 3rd, 2010 6:02 pm

    Great now I feel more possible rage, the only one i can see not driving me into fury is Soldier man D:

  6. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 6:03 pm

    Pyro Man is weak against Soldier Man

  7. ZombieGoatse on May 3rd, 2010 6:04 pm

    Critrockets

  8. Weibbles on May 3rd, 2010 6:05 pm

    ಠ_ಠ

  9. Acrazymonke on May 3rd, 2010 6:11 pm

    I can tell who each of tham are supposed to be except Demo-Man.
    I wonder who it could be?

  10. The_AntiVillain on May 3rd, 2010 6:12 pm

    well you finished my list

  11. PaladinVance on May 3rd, 2010 6:23 pm

    Need an E-tank here!

  12. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 3rd, 2010 6:35 pm

    What? No Bubbles?

  13. Daifuku on May 3rd, 2010 6:38 pm

    Heavy Man's Ass! (Daa Naa)

  14. MercenaryBlue on May 3rd, 2010 6:52 pm

    Pyro is weak against Heavy Man.
    Heavy Man is weak against Sniper Man
    Medic Man is weak to Scout Buster.

  15. MercenaryBlue on May 3rd, 2010 6:53 pm

    Correction: Pyro weak to Heavy
    Medic weak to Scout Buster.
    Engineer to Rocket Launcher.

    makes more sense.

  16. CakeBard on May 3rd, 2010 7:43 pm

    Medicman IS the equivalent of Bubbleman.

  17. Nooklear Man on May 3rd, 2010 7:54 pm
  18. DaberWebir on May 3rd, 2010 7:57 pm

    IMHO, should have been Demoman Man.

  19. Nooklear Man on May 3rd, 2010 8:00 pm

    And Sniper Man constantly shoots at you until you reach the mini-boss.

  20. squirtle189 on May 3rd, 2010 8:22 pm

    dat ass

  21. squirtle189 on May 3rd, 2010 8:23 pm

    that engy's a bloody spy! (his goggles are red)

  22. Vosur on May 3rd, 2010 8:24 pm

    Grenade Man from Mega Man 8.

  23. Vosur on May 3rd, 2010 8:38 pm

    -Puts on a tinted monocle- 'Tis large.

  24. Vosur on May 3rd, 2010 8:38 pm
  25. MassiveDamage on May 3rd, 2010 9:05 pm

    Correction, everything is defeated by "NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!" spam.

  26. Darth54killer on May 3rd, 2010 9:22 pm

    Don't stay still in Medic mans stage, he may get you from behind! Well same with sniper… and the rest of the lonely men.. T.T

  27. TCC on May 3rd, 2010 9:31 pm

    gives a whole new meaning to "bone" saw.

  28. TCC on May 3rd, 2010 9:33 pm

    or crash man… or napalm man, or grenade man… hell, he could even be burst man for all I know.

  29. TCC on May 3rd, 2010 9:39 pm

    I JUST saw this on dA the other day… is…. is Shawn stalking me? ._.

  30. SnovB X on May 3rd, 2010 5:41 pm

    Heavy man is heavy.

  31. Vosur on May 3rd, 2010 9:41 pm

    It's not over mine, I just don't care. :P

  32. tveye on May 3rd, 2010 5:42 pm

    Let us fight, man versus tiny Scout Man!

  33. Daifuku on May 3rd, 2010 10:03 pm

    No, now disregard that Shawn shaped shadow in your window.

  34. CakeBard on May 3rd, 2010 6:03 pm

    Medicman is defeated by EVERYTHING!
    Sniperman is defeated by Spy Cloak
    Spyman is defeated with Toasty Gun
    Pyroman is defeated with Rawkit Lawncha
    Soldierman is defeated by Sticky Mines
    Demoman is defeated by spamming Sentry Gun
    Engyman is defeated by Mini Gun.
    But to beat Dr. Announcer, all you need to do is spam Rawkit Lawncha

  35. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 6:05 pm

    And if you linger too long in one area in Spy Man's stage, he backstabs you.

  36. TheRedGrunt on May 3rd, 2010 10:20 pm

    Halolz rule #1

  37. dapaperboy on May 3rd, 2010 10:36 pm

    and piss. lots and lots, of piss.

  38. Tifakitteh on May 3rd, 2010 10:40 pm

    Oh, silly AgentMidnight artist-person! Everyone knows the Pyro is a woman.
    So… Pyro Woman.

  39. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 6:50 pm

    Using StumbleUpon, and I ended up getting brought to one of our pictures. http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/

  40. Alpar on May 3rd, 2010 11:02 pm

    I feel it should've gone more along the lines of:

    Scout -- Quick Man
    Pyro -- Fire Man
    Sodlier -- Crash Man
    Demoman -- Bomb Man
    Heavy -- Hard Man
    Medic -- Charge Man
    Sniper -- Search Man
    Spy -- Shadow Man

    Engineer -- Dr. Law Abiding

  41. BlueChameleon on May 3rd, 2010 11:12 pm

    'In the year 196X, a super mercenary named Scout was created. RED created Scout to stop the evil desires of Builders League United. However, after his defeat, the BLU announcer created eight of her own mercenaries to counter Scout.'

  42. Starfox64x on May 3rd, 2010 11:17 pm

    I demand that someone mod this ASAP so that it comes into existence…

  43. Psiwrite on May 4th, 2010 12:13 am

    This…shouldn't be that hard to make. Scout's the logical choice for the 1st person, as he's got max manoeuvrability and the double jump, plus the weakest weapon. Unless it could be down Rockman Powered Up style in which after finishing the game you can play through again as one of the men (/woman, in case of Pyro)

    Anyone?

  44. NoChorus on May 4th, 2010 12:44 am

    And Medic here to take mein cut!

  45. Kirby_Emprer on May 4th, 2010 1:09 am

    well scout man doesnt only have the pistol he also has the scatter gun.

  46. TCC on May 3rd, 2010 9:32 pm

    … *ubersaw'd*

  47. Darth54killer on May 4th, 2010 1:34 am

    I see what you did thar!

  48. TCC on May 3rd, 2010 9:34 pm

    that afformentioned posterior 8F

  49. Vosur on May 3rd, 2010 9:36 pm

    Well, I initially thought of grenade man, but his behavior makes me think of the Soldier.

  50. AuraMaster on May 4th, 2010 1:36 am

    You got Uber Charger.

  51. Acrazymonke on May 3rd, 2010 9:38 pm

    Joke
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Your heads.

  52. Darkangelsv1 on May 4th, 2010 1:38 am

    What is that? Item number 3?

  53. Roflcopter419 on May 3rd, 2010 9:42 pm

    <img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg&quot; alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />

  54. MasterLuigi452 on May 4th, 2010 1:57 am

    Scout Man is going to have a verrrrrrrrry hard time with Heavy Man…

  55. Roflcopter419 on May 4th, 2010 1:59 am

    If anything, Demoman would be Crash Man, considering his bombs stick to walls.

  56. Roflcopter419 on May 4th, 2010 2:04 am

    <img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg&quot; alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />

  57. Roflcopter419 on May 3rd, 2010 10:08 pm

    <img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg&quot; alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />

  58. VideoGameGeek on May 4th, 2010 2:09 am

    Dr. Civilian.

  59. Vosur on May 4th, 2010 3:43 am

    No, that's #34.

  60. TsavoLion on May 4th, 2010 4:48 am

    I thought that was the scout's default weapon.

  61. AuraMaster on May 4th, 2010 1:34 am

    Wouldn't the Soldier be more along the lines of Commando Man?

  62. Roflcopter419 on May 4th, 2010 2:00 am

    <img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg&quot; alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />

  63. Roflcopter419 on May 4th, 2010 2:02 am

    <img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg&quot; alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />

  64. combatbeaver on May 4th, 2010 10:55 am

    medicman:hey scoutman you're a little low on bonk!
    scoutman:and you're fully charged with sh**!

  65. TheRedGrunt on May 4th, 2010 11:05 am

    No, rule #1- cock joke.

  66. SentryGunner on May 4th, 2010 5:25 pm

    and that pizza van that has been parked outside for 3 days now

  67. guy_person on May 4th, 2010 9:31 pm

    I would love to see this as a web browser game.

    BTW. Kill the lone Medic first
    kill Pyro with Blustauger
    kill Spy with flamethrower
    kill sniper with backstab
    kill heavy man with rifle
    kill soldier with minigun
    kill demo with rocket launcher
    kill engie with EPIC DEMO SPAM

  68. budgetballin on May 4th, 2010 8:50 pm

    haha. clever

  69. ZeikHunter on May 6th, 2010 2:33 am

    Yeah, but what do you do against SAXTON HALE?

  70. CakeBard on May 6th, 2010 2:26 pm

    Saxton Hale… is Doctor Light… or he could be Protoman…

  71. Master_Vir on May 6th, 2010 10:19 pm

    In the year of 196X, a super class named Scout Man was created. Dr. Freeman created Scout Man to stop the evil desires of Dr. Announcer. However, after her defeat, Dr. Announcer created eight Special Infected to counter Scout Man.

  72. Master_Vir on May 8th, 2010 10:52 pm

    Scout = Scout Man (Mega Man)
    Soldier = Rawket Man
    Pyro = Pyro Man/Pyro Woman
    Demoman = Demo Man
    Heavy = Boolet Man
    Engineer = Sentry Man
    Medic = Über Mensch
    Sniper = Hunts Man
    Spy = Knife Man
    Gordon Freeman = Dr. Freeman (Dr. Light)
    Announcer = Dr. Announcer (Dr. Wily)
    Eli Vance = Dr. Vance (Dr. Cossack)
    Alyx Vance = Herself (Kalinka)
    Saxton Hale = Mr. Hale (Mr. X)
    Ellis = Ellis Man (Proto Man)
    Nick = Himself (Bass)
    Zoey = Herself (Roll)

  73. Pokemaster on August 2nd, 2010 6:07 pm

    Ahem!

    Spy Man is weak against Flamethrower.
    Engy Man is weak against Spy Cloak

    That makes a lot more sense

  74. GazzyW007 on December 11th, 2010 8:35 pm

    Instead of a whistle to introduce him, he has a didgeridoo.

  75. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:42 pm

    yah that is so true that it can be a crime… i'm calling the internet police.

  76. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:45 pm

    AND FLAMETHROWER COMPRESSION BLAST TO WALL AND FLAME THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!!!! sorry just venting rage…. hand me my monocle now…

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