Can Scout Man defeat them all with just his little pea shooter of a pistol? Only one way to find out!
By AgentMidnight [via Kotaku]
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Categories: Capcom, Cray-Z Crossovers, Mega Man, NES, Retro, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (76 Comments) |
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I can feel my rage growing at the thought of Sniper mans stage… just a long corridor filled with incoming arrows and bullets…
Spy man is weak against Pyro man
Sniper man is weak against Spy man
that's what i have so far
Oh yea?
Demo-man's stage is just coated in sticky bombs.
LOOK AT THE EETY BEETY LEETTLE BLUE BA- *Chargeshot*
Great now I feel more possible rage, the only one i can see not driving me into fury is Soldier man D:
Pyro Man is weak against Soldier Man
Critrockets
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I can tell who each of tham are supposed to be except Demo-Man.
I wonder who it could be?
well you finished my list
Need an E-tank here!
What? No Bubbles?
Heavy Man's Ass! (Daa Naa)
Pyro is weak against Heavy Man.
Heavy Man is weak against Sniper Man
Medic Man is weak to Scout Buster.
Correction: Pyro weak to Heavy
Medic weak to Scout Buster.
Engineer to Rocket Launcher.
makes more sense.
Medicman IS the equivalent of Bubbleman.
Gotcha.
IMHO, should have been Demoman Man.
And Sniper Man constantly shoots at you until you reach the mini-boss.
dat ass
that engy's a bloody spy! (his goggles are red)
Grenade Man from Mega Man 8.
-Puts on a tinted monocle- 'Tis large.
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Correction, everything is defeated by "NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!" spam.
Don't stay still in Medic mans stage, he may get you from behind! Well same with sniper… and the rest of the lonely men.. T.T
gives a whole new meaning to "bone" saw.
or crash man… or napalm man, or grenade man… hell, he could even be burst man for all I know.
I JUST saw this on dA the other day… is…. is Shawn stalking me? ._.
Heavy man is heavy.
It's not over mine, I just don't care. :P
Let us fight, man versus tiny Scout Man!
No, now disregard that Shawn shaped shadow in your window.
Medicman is defeated by EVERYTHING!
Sniperman is defeated by Spy Cloak
Spyman is defeated with Toasty Gun
Pyroman is defeated with Rawkit Lawncha
Soldierman is defeated by Sticky Mines
Demoman is defeated by spamming Sentry Gun
Engyman is defeated by Mini Gun.
But to beat Dr. Announcer, all you need to do is spam Rawkit Lawncha
And if you linger too long in one area in Spy Man's stage, he backstabs you.
Halolz rule #1
and piss. lots and lots, of piss.
Oh, silly AgentMidnight artist-person! Everyone knows the Pyro is a woman.
So… Pyro Woman.
Using StumbleUpon, and I ended up getting brought to one of our pictures. http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/…
I feel it should've gone more along the lines of:
Scout -- Quick Man
Pyro -- Fire Man
Sodlier -- Crash Man
Demoman -- Bomb Man
Heavy -- Hard Man
Medic -- Charge Man
Sniper -- Search Man
Spy -- Shadow Man
Engineer -- Dr. Law Abiding
'In the year 196X, a super mercenary named Scout was created. RED created Scout to stop the evil desires of Builders League United. However, after his defeat, the BLU announcer created eight of her own mercenaries to counter Scout.'
I demand that someone mod this ASAP so that it comes into existence…
This…shouldn't be that hard to make. Scout's the logical choice for the 1st person, as he's got max manoeuvrability and the double jump, plus the weakest weapon. Unless it could be down Rockman Powered Up style in which after finishing the game you can play through again as one of the men (/woman, in case of Pyro)
Anyone?
And Medic here to take mein cut!
well scout man doesnt only have the pistol he also has the scatter gun.
… *ubersaw'd*
I see what you did thar!
that afformentioned posterior 8F
Well, I initially thought of grenade man, but his behavior makes me think of the Soldier.
You got Uber Charger.
Joke
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Your heads.
What is that? Item number 3?
<img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg" alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />
Scout Man is going to have a verrrrrrrrry hard time with Heavy Man…
If anything, Demoman would be Crash Man, considering his bombs stick to walls.
<img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg" alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />
<img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg" alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />
Dr. Civilian.
No, that's #34.
I thought that was the scout's default weapon.
Wouldn't the Soldier be more along the lines of Commando Man?
<img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg" alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />
<img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6lNX-IZpDFY/default.jpg" alt="Mega Man" width="120" height="90" />
medicman:hey scoutman you're a little low on bonk!
scoutman:and you're fully charged with sh**!
No, rule #1- cock joke.
and that pizza van that has been parked outside for 3 days now
I would love to see this as a web browser game.
BTW. Kill the lone Medic first
kill Pyro with Blustauger
kill Spy with flamethrower
kill sniper with backstab
kill heavy man with rifle
kill soldier with minigun
kill demo with rocket launcher
kill engie with EPIC DEMO SPAM
haha. clever
Yeah, but what do you do against SAXTON HALE?
Saxton Hale… is Doctor Light… or he could be Protoman…
In the year of 196X, a super class named Scout Man was created. Dr. Freeman created Scout Man to stop the evil desires of Dr. Announcer. However, after her defeat, Dr. Announcer created eight Special Infected to counter Scout Man.
Scout = Scout Man (Mega Man)
Soldier = Rawket Man
Pyro = Pyro Man/Pyro Woman
Demoman = Demo Man
Heavy = Boolet Man
Engineer = Sentry Man
Medic = Über Mensch
Sniper = Hunts Man
Spy = Knife Man
Gordon Freeman = Dr. Freeman (Dr. Light)
Announcer = Dr. Announcer (Dr. Wily)
Eli Vance = Dr. Vance (Dr. Cossack)
Alyx Vance = Herself (Kalinka)
Saxton Hale = Mr. Hale (Mr. X)
Ellis = Ellis Man (Proto Man)
Nick = Himself (Bass)
Zoey = Herself (Roll)
Ahem!
Spy Man is weak against Flamethrower.
Engy Man is weak against Spy Cloak
That makes a lot more sense
Instead of a whistle to introduce him, he has a didgeridoo.
yah that is so true that it can be a crime… i'm calling the internet police.
AND FLAMETHROWER COMPRESSION BLAST TO WALL AND FLAME THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!!!! sorry just venting rage…. hand me my monocle now…