Finally my dream of playing through the original Super Mario Bros. with Mega Man (and every other one of my favorite NES heroes) can come true! (Click here to play)
Thanks Exploding Rabbit!
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Dracula: WHAT IS A MARIO? *breaks challis* A MISERABLE LITTLE PILES OF SECRETS! AND COINS!
Symphony of the Night reference.
WELL PLAYED!
All I can say is: DON'T take the warp pipes and then play as a character that isn't upgraded.
My Simon got raped :(
Dracula forgot shrooms, obesity, and weed.
Finally a Mario game that understands that boxes should break if hit from top!
Sounds like my neighborhood.
Yeah same with my Samus… didn't end well.
Link can't jump…
This game is inaccurate
Sorry Link, but your princess is in another castle!
Now I wonder why Duke Nukem never made into this crossover…
I didn't know tentacle monsters existed in this game.
Bill R. how i miss spamming your spread shot. On a side note did anyone ever see the contra cover and wonder if Stallone and Arnold would ever make a Contra movie?
He's still sulking after the whole Duke Nukem Forever fiasco…
What about these weird plants? Who knows what kind of vines they're hiding inside their pipes…
I must be severely sleep-deprived. For some reason I read this as Super Mario Bros. Crossdresser.
SAMUS CAN'T SHOOT THINGS!
Seriously her shots go like 3 feet and everything is just low enough to walk under them!
This game is awesome. First playthrough was with Mega Man. Anyone who doesn't 5 this is a commie. Haha.
LINK MA BOIIIIIIIIIIII!
OBJECTION!
Of course he can jump. Just not manually, except for in Zelda II. I wouldn't call that "Link being unable to jump" now, would I?
DANG IT SIMON!
Why is it such a challenge for you to be unable to jump over something?!
Anyone who doesn't give this 5 stars never played the NES.
Interesting, Mario seems to be the only one who can swim…
And a maxed out Bill is OP.
Damn, no konami code
The last Goomba… Is in captivity. The mushroom kingdom… Is at peace.
Trolls? -1ing MY Alpar?
Swing your arms, from side to side
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
So is Maxed out Mega Man.
He is no Goomba Hunter.
I have something to say to nintendo…
FUND IT!!!
your alpar? is he your… you know…
OBJECTION!
Link can jump in Zelda II. He can also jump over small gaps in the 3D games and can jump off various ledges!
CURSE YOU MEGAMAN!!
But they revived Ridley again.
That flexibility ain't just for adventuring…ya know?
Nah. Mario vs. Link vs. Samus vs. Bill vs. Simon vs. Rock would be the ultimate showdown.
All of them vs. Bowser's minions is a slaughter.
Character analysis…
Mario: Same old Mario. Just like the good old days. Nothing else.
Link. His swords stop his enemies from moving which is quite useful. However, it's faster to kill his foe just jumping on them.
Bill: Quite weak from the start, but gets very powerfull. I recommend to play with him first and collect power ups.
Simon: Worst character in my opinion. His whip needs to be timed. It can't be angled. His axe is an ok projectile, but not powerfull. His whip does stop his foe, so it does help. I recommend to play him at the start to get some power ups.
Mega Man: Best character to do some speed run. His shots go through the walls and his attacks are very good agains Bowser. Most recommened character.
Samus: Her start is bad. Her shots are very short. The good news is her shot does stop her foes to move. The bomb is quite useless unless if you want to dig through into some bricks. Her powers become strong if she collects all power ups.
Overall, one of the best flash ever!
Most things on the internet are like that…
That wouldn't be the first time for me… "Legend of Zelda: Link to the Ass
NEEDS TWO PLAYER CO-OP!
I don't think that Bowser was prepared to fight off the awesomeness that is Bill R. and his spread gun.
DO A BARREL ROLL
Wouldn't the ultimate showdown be StarWolf vs. Captain Falcon vs. Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li vs. Clint Eastwood?
But her bombs are infinite :(
For the last time, just because I fight for my friends does NOT make me gay!
This is the ultimate showdown!
How dumb is he compared to last time?
Use bombs wisely.
Dont question it…..just enjoy it :3
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Screw your witty comment i beat it in 12 minutes!
BTW if you want to know, the infinite life up exploit is not in here >_>
teh short-hops. Megaman has them.
Um, is it just me, or does it look like they're all ganging up on Megaman in the picture?
HOLD IT!
That's all well and good, but this isn't Zelda II, is it? This sprite was taken from the original game, where there was nothing to jump off of. The player couldn't make him jump, either, so how is it he can jump now? I have you under the Lens, now I want the truth!
I have Roc's Cape. Your argument is invalid.
Yeah, that sounded a lot more gay after I hit "Submit Comment".
Tell that to Super Ike.
What a
horrible night
to have
bad controls
Not enough babes in need of the "saving"
Which is exactly why he moved back to his own series.
Yo dawg, I heard you like NES games so we put NES Games in your NES Games so you can reminisce while you reminisce.
To Exploding Rabbit, You've made the day of this ol' gent a lot better.
its not the fighting that makes you gay
thanks?
this time he has changed his plan, instead of screeching at you now he… yells at you?
why did you catch doctor wowrey
sure.
I have a Roc's-Cape Launcher. His Argument is valid again.
you know what got raped? my ears when i choose bill
dont you mean wolf?
She fights like a tiger.
She fights liek a tiger!
no i didnt please explain
YOU CANT HADLE THE TRUTH(LOLOLOOBVIOUSREFERANCELOL)
Correction: Bombs are useful to hit small enemies as Samus cannot shoot at ground level until fireflower.
We can rebuild him, faster, stronger, less explodie
Dewclaws, apparently the duct tape of the animal kingdom.
Well, It's better than that other part that's leaking…
Here is the problem.
The goombas don't die when they touch the bombs.
I think it's the part that your "Touching" your enemies…
Of ultimate destiny.
take one step, and then again
lets do the mario ALL TOGETHER NOW!
WHY CAN'T SIMON JUMP. ;_;
You got the Fire Flower! Set it to C to use it!
WHY CAN'T SIMON JUMP. ;_;
CANNOT UNSEE! D:
WHERE is the key.
your right master luigi!
OBJECTION!
YAY LINK!!!!♥♥♥
Boom! said the blind man