MADDEN 11 - Simpler. Quicker. Deeper.

HEY BRO! MAAAAADDEN 11! Deeper, longer, faster AND harder! Wait whut?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2010 · 9:30 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (109 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
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50 Responses to “MADDEN 11”

  1. MrRaccoon on April 28th, 2010 2:25 am

    They added a coffe mug mode, uh?
    As the games were going, it had to happen sooner or later, just a matter of time

  2. Arb on April 27th, 2010 10:33 pm

    There are no words. I will forgive EA for this as long as they make a Henry Hatsworth sequel.

  3. VyseRogueKing on April 28th, 2010 4:17 am

    Penetrating their defense never felt so good.

  4. Tifakitteh on April 28th, 2010 4:20 am

    Huh? Madden? EA Sports are making porn video games now, and there's even a Quickie mode? And why did they put a NFL logo there, to make sure to attract men's attention?

  5. ArmyOfMidgets on April 28th, 2010 4:28 am

    Looks like this game goes…

    *puts on shades*

    Balls deep.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh!!

  6. NoChorus on April 28th, 2010 4:37 am

    I guess "Illegal Touching" is no longer a penalty then.

  7. VyseRogueKing on April 28th, 2010 4:50 am

    Just throw in a couple of beers and some girls that they will never have a chance with and they won't be able to look away.

  8. CakeBard on April 28th, 2010 4:53 am

    That tag line is so knee deep in innuendo that it renders almost any comment with a sexual preference unnecessary…

  9. CakeBard on April 28th, 2010 4:53 am

    That tag line is so knee deep in innuendo that it renders almost any comment with a sexual preference unnecessary…

  10. meinmattias on April 28th, 2010 5:28 am

    Hilariously dissatisfying!

  11. TheAceOfSkulls on April 28th, 2010 5:45 am

    Just like The Game.

  12. TheAceOfSkulls on April 28th, 2010 5:47 am

    You didn't notice that football announcers always have a cup of hot coffee in front of them all this time? What did you think that was supposed to be for? Drinking? No, it was innuendo all along.

  13. TalkingBidoof on April 28th, 2010 5:51 am

    Illegal position.
    On the offense.
    Five night penalty.
    First base.

  14. TheAceOfSkulls on April 28th, 2010 5:56 am

    Even when it's not being used as innuendo, the tag line still fails hard. It is supposedly much simpilier, but somehow is also a much deeper experience. This means that Tetris is the equivalent of achieving Nirvana according to EA.

    …I'm not sure I disagree with them there…

  15. A_R_ on April 28th, 2010 6:19 am

    Porn, football and beer -- success guaranteed. EA knows how to get more money EAsily.

  16. Acrazymonke on April 28th, 2010 6:26 am

    Great…
    Men on men pile-ups…

  17. EggOnMaxx on April 28th, 2010 6:33 am

    Even when the gap was *this* tight

  18. EggOnMaxx on April 28th, 2010 6:34 am

    All of a sudden players started jumping towards the cheerleaders, why would that be…

  19. FieraDevilWings on April 28th, 2010 2:44 am

    The next thing you’ll know, The Bigs’ll come in.

  20. BoxeyBrown on April 28th, 2010 7:39 am

    looks like it's time for me to get back into the series…

  21. Jet_Sparrow on April 28th, 2010 8:57 am

    You'll be getting back into something, but it's not the series.

  22. Jet_Sparrow on April 28th, 2010 8:59 am

    Well…yeah? That's the point.

  23. Jet_Sparrow on April 28th, 2010 8:59 am

    AND HE SCORES!

  24. EggOnMaxx on April 28th, 2010 6:32 am

    Why do you think brazil tends to win WC matches of football? it's cuz they have hawt girls on the stands that distract the opponent's team, not cuz they're pro!

  25. EggOnMaxx on April 28th, 2010 6:33 am

    wich is the reason why 78.3% of all players is expected to be female.

  26. Nick Soapdish on April 28th, 2010 10:36 am

    The Wii version is also 'easy' and will drag in little kids and even grandparents .

  27. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 12:00 pm

    I'm not gonna say this season is gonna be easy… in fact, it'll be really hard. Really long, and really hard.

  28. Roflcopter419 on April 28th, 2010 12:38 pm

    inb4that'swhatshesaid

  29. Daifuku on April 28th, 2010 1:30 pm

    You still lost The Game. I still win at it forever.

  30. MasqueNoMercy on April 28th, 2010 2:04 pm

    hate to see what the "ask madden" options are going to be…

    also i dont know if "simpler" and "quicker" are good options to begin with

  31. Link4all on April 28th, 2010 3:21 pm

    You guys are all wrong. Obviously Madden is now a half semester Psychology 101 class.

  32. tveye on April 28th, 2010 11:25 am

    inb4 Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

  33. Frentzen127 on April 28th, 2010 1:34 pm

    Innuendos? In mah MADDEN?

  34. AuraMaster on April 28th, 2010 5:34 pm

    How about Harder, Bigger, Fatter, Longer?

  35. AuraMaster on April 28th, 2010 5:35 pm

    It's more likely than you think.

  36. AuraMaster on April 28th, 2010 5:37 pm

    R.I.P. Kurt Cobain.

  37. AuraMaster on April 28th, 2010 5:38 pm

    Penalty on the offense, #69. He was giving him the business.

  38. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 7:00 pm

    GrOw A bIgGgEr PeN15 2dAy! FrEe C1aLiS aNd V1aGrA!

  39. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 7:01 pm

    And now I want to hear John Madden narrating that.

  40. Onslaught335 on April 28th, 2010 7:36 pm

    Yes, I see many new "positions" and "plays" in this game

  41. MrRaccoon on April 28th, 2010 7:39 pm

    p0wned!

  42. KiruBananers on April 28th, 2010 8:16 pm

    OBJECTION!YOUR HONOR!T-THATS NOT FAIR!
    *Cookie for refrence*

  43. Vosur on April 28th, 2010 5:14 pm

    -Still playing The Game-

  44. Daifuku on April 28th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Madden 11: 11 times more ball roughing than Madden 1.

  45. CapnMacMillan on April 30th, 2010 3:17 am

    "We're going in deep and we're going in hard."
    "Surely, you can't be serious?"
    "I'm serious… and don't call me Shirley."

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