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DAT ASS (Sega Edition)

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DAT ASS (Sega Edition)



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2010 · 12:11 PM 
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60 Responses to “DAT ASS (Sega Edition)”

  1. Leo058 on April 26th, 2010 4:23 pm

    DAT HAIR

  2. Brawling Bouse on April 26th, 2010 4:24 pm

    A quote directly from a Sonic the Hedgehog game:
    "Oh No! Here It Is… I Didnt Think It Would Come So Quickly!"

  3. Brawling Bouse on April 26th, 2010 4:27 pm

    I think he's going to spin all over her Green Hill Zone.

  4. meinmattias on April 26th, 2010 4:32 pm

    Guess she's about to feel the "Sonic Boom."

  5. tveye on April 26th, 2010 4:35 pm

    <img border="0" src="/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5b/Comic_Dat_Ass.jpg" width="204" height="224" />

  6. tveye on April 26th, 2010 4:36 pm

    http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5b/Comic_Dat_Ass.jpg

  7. Leo058 on April 26th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Also, I enjoy the irony that Bayonetta also collects rings. Even if they aren't called "rings".

  8. BoxeyBrown on April 26th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Your to slow!

  9. Fhantinabox on April 26th, 2010 4:55 pm

    Knowing both games, I think it's her that's going to show him all over green hill zone..In tiny pieces…

  10. Link4all on April 26th, 2010 5:20 pm

    I was going to make a CSI joke but Sonic beat me to it. Guess I am too slow.

  11. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 5:23 pm

    DOUBLE GRAMMAR HAMMER!!

    It's YOU'RE TOO slow.

  12. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 5:24 pm

    Careful, Bayonetta; he's a hedgehog. If you're not careful, he might give ya a little prick.

  13. Irish_Monkey on April 26th, 2010 5:43 pm

    Looks like She about to.. *puts on sunglasses*… go sonic. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  14. Xenomorph42Q on April 26th, 2010 6:09 pm

    Sonic's going to get a rather amusing surprise when he learns Bayonetta's not as easy as Peach and Amy

    And by "amusing" I mean "painful"

  15. MrRaccoon on April 26th, 2010 6:36 pm

    Not that's a spiky situation

  16. Arb on April 26th, 2010 3:02 pm

    I’m surprised this one is still in the 3′s. I expected this to remind everyone of 2K6 sonic and everyone to chase Shawn with pitchforks.

  17. Kalathar on April 26th, 2010 7:09 pm

    Subtle innuendo is subtle

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 26th, 2010 8:08 pm

    Oooh… that sounded painful.

  19. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 26th, 2010 8:10 pm

    What a coincidence! Human boys are into Amy! All night! In the ASS.

  20. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 26th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Sorry kiddies, I couldn't find any crossover porn. But I did find this. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/110/b/5/Ba…

  21. SEGA_Uranus on April 26th, 2010 9:13 pm

    Oh my gosh! My first submission made it! =D And that's good!

  22. Tifakitteh on April 26th, 2010 9:41 pm

    "DAT ASS"… Uranus… that's kinda funny.
    Because you know… there's a reason the name of the planet will be Urectum in the future.

  23. Vosur on April 26th, 2010 9:49 pm

    Watch out, he's rearing back the hand.

  24. Daifuku on April 26th, 2010 10:01 pm

    Far more likely than you would think.

  25. Daifuku on April 26th, 2010 10:04 pm

    Sonic, give up. Her series isn't dead enough for you.

  26. BlueChameleon on April 26th, 2010 10:10 pm

    *gets out megaphone*
    SONIC! STEP AWAY FROM THE HUMANOID!

  27. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 10:45 pm

    Translation: I'm going to eat all your rings hedgehog.

    At least Sonic can say he was inside her.

  28. Alpar on April 26th, 2010 11:00 pm

    Ironically, in his first game, he was supposed to have a blonde "Western" human woman as his girlfriend.

    So yes. In a way, he's into human girls.

  29. Alpar on April 26th, 2010 11:00 pm

    BURN!

  30. Alpar on April 26th, 2010 11:01 pm

    Now get to 69 E-Peen, remove the sexual furry icon, get a monocle and tophat, and we'll talk…

  31. Alpar on April 26th, 2010 11:02 pm

    So that's what happened after his series went dead.
    He went into playboying.

    Not big surprise.

  32. meinmattias on April 26th, 2010 11:11 pm

    Well, considering how fast he is, she'll only notice it for a second.

  33. SEGA_Uranus on April 26th, 2010 11:24 pm

    Sexual? I thought it's a metaphor on how furry Sonic fans think of SEGA. =D

  34. SEGA_Uranus on April 26th, 2010 11:25 pm

    To end that joke once and for all? I wonder how that planet smells though,,,

  35. Leo058 on April 26th, 2010 11:29 pm

    I'm sure it could be found fairly easily. But I refuse to look.

  36. NoChorus on April 26th, 2010 11:30 pm

    Not in the way he wanted though…unless he's into that kind of thing.

  37. MrRaccoon on April 26th, 2010 11:36 pm

    I am 12 and what is this?
    Wait…. no, I'm 20, but I still want to know what is this :D

  38. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 26th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Then again, I only searched dA. And this is a school computer. And aerisdies refuses to load for me. And bugga wooga dimple nips.

  39. Miketuu on April 26th, 2010 11:41 pm

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  40. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 26th, 2010 11:41 pm

    I would if my laptop wasn't in the bloody shop.

  41. Daifuku on April 26th, 2010 11:42 pm

    Duely noted.

  42. AuraMaster on April 27th, 2010 1:07 am

    Furry vore?

    He might, but I think I'll pass. >_<

  43. VyseRogueKing on April 27th, 2010 2:51 am

    It may be a nice ass but I don't trust women in tight black costumes. Not since last time…

  44. BoxeyBrown on April 27th, 2010 3:23 am

    oh, it is…

  45. Vosur on April 27th, 2010 7:18 am

    It is gaseous after all.

  46. DrSexington on April 27th, 2010 7:53 am

    You forgotted Rouge

  47. Jacotify on April 27th, 2010 8:40 am

    No one wants Bitch Tits

  48. Jacotify on April 27th, 2010 8:41 am

    Imagine gravey farts. 'Nuff said.

  49. Vosur on April 27th, 2010 8:48 am

    He already tapped it.

  50. Daifuku on April 27th, 2010 3:27 pm

    Sonic should steer clear of Bayonetta tho. Her hair eats angels ._.

  51. DrSexington on April 27th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Isn't this whatr started Sonics downfall? Humanality?

  52. EphEphEcksIII on April 27th, 2010 4:28 pm

    Bayonetta has a fever…..for dead video game series.

  53. Nooklear Man on April 27th, 2010 5:03 pm

    inb4
    Here I come!
    Here I come!
    Here I come!

  54. Nooklear Man on April 27th, 2010 5:05 pm

    And her guns shoot them repeatedly in the face.

  55. FrostyCheeto on April 27th, 2010 7:41 pm

    No :E face?

  56. Link4all on April 27th, 2010 4:14 pm

    And her clothes beat them.

  57. dapaperboy on April 27th, 2010 9:46 pm

    "That was TIGHT!"

  58. dapaperboy on April 27th, 2010 9:38 pm

    why would Sonic even care about Dat Ass? he doesn't even have any private parts!

  59. Alpar on April 30th, 2010 8:45 pm

    Am I the only one that got the fact that this was a Futurama reference? >_>

  60. EonofAeon on August 13th, 2011 11:11 am

    Not only am I laughing at myself for knowing that site…But the internet hipster in me is screaming "I WAS GOING THERE BEFORE IT GOT POPULAR"…And then I just realized I haven't been on that site in like 4-6+ months…Lots of other sites I've been going to >.>

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