FALCON-NIP-- Nipple Tweak?

Despite Godot’s awesome headgear, he’s never been able to shoot lasers… but he knows a guy who can!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2010 · 2:16 PM 
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Capcom, Cosplay, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Phoenix Wright, Sneak Attack, Super Smash Bros

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77 Responses to “FALCON-NIP– Nipple Tweak?”

  1. Paul on April 23rd, 2010 2:22 pm

    Captain Falcon does not care if it’s a man or a woman, there is always enough of him to go around.

  2. MercenaryBlue on April 23rd, 2010 6:23 pm

    inb4 Falcon pawnch

  3. Darkangelsv1 on April 23rd, 2010 6:31 pm

    Not only does it shoot lasers now, it also plays the theme to Night Court when pinched!

  4. Shawn Handyside on April 23rd, 2010 6:31 pm


  5. Leo058 on April 23rd, 2010 6:36 pm

    He thinks the Captain's nipples are a coffee tap.

  6. MrRaccoon on April 23rd, 2010 8:00 pm


  7. MercenaryBlue on April 23rd, 2010 8:32 pm

    It seems we found his one true weakness.

  8. MasqueNoMercy on April 23rd, 2010 8:33 pm

    i like how someone is pointing directly at it…

  9. Kirby_Emprer on April 23rd, 2010 10:13 pm
  10. Nowaki on April 23rd, 2010 10:26 pm

    …And about five seconds later everyone in the nearby area is killed by Falcon's laser. And the moral is? Don't use Falcon as a way to shoot lasers.

  11. Nooklear Man on April 23rd, 2010 11:12 pm

    Looks like the Falcon just got… *puts on shades* Falcon groped.


  12. Nooklear Man on April 23rd, 2010 11:12 pm

    Looks like the Falcon just got… *puts on shades* Falcon groped.


  13. BlueChameleon on April 23rd, 2010 11:28 pm

    Falcon Fact #753:
    Captain Falcon's nipples lactate pure coffee.

  14. Miketuu on April 24th, 2010 12:40 am

    Thankfully he already doesn't remember this….

  15. Arb on April 23rd, 2010 11:15 pm

    It’s seems like Godot

    -magically draws a cup of joe to his hand, sniffs, gulps down, and dramatically slams against a table-

    is objecting to Falcon’s personal space.


  16. Fhantinabox on April 24th, 2010 9:45 am

    Oh come on people, he's just fine tuning Falcon's radio!

    Yes Captain Falcon has a radio in his chest and his nipples ate the dials! HE'S THAT AWESOME!

  17. AuraMaster on April 24th, 2010 10:11 am

    Looks like the Falcon…

    Just became a Titmouse.


  18. Kevvo on April 24th, 2010 4:32 pm


  19. Jfil on April 25th, 2010 1:21 am


  20. SubGravity on April 25th, 2010 10:12 am

    Now if only someone could edit thid with a straw going from the Falcon's Nipple and leading into Godots mouth with Coffee running up it.

  21. SexyPhoenix on May 1st, 2010 11:30 pm


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