CATCH ALL 493 POKEMON ONLY USE 6

You know …now that I think about it… why DO I have to catch ’em all?  I mean I’m just gonna build a team of five Dragonites and a Mewtwo ANYWAY.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2010 · 10:48 PM 
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123 Responses to “CATCH ALL 493 POKEMON”

  1. Heiru on April 22nd, 2010 2:57 am

    Screw that, only use one! BLASTOISE.

  2. Vetrarulfur on April 22nd, 2010 3:04 am

    "You know …now that I think about it… why DO I have to catch ‘em all? I mean I’m just gonna build a team of five Dragonites and a Mewtwo ANYWAY."

    Thats so 3 Generations ago. :P

  3. SS4FireFox on April 22nd, 2010 3:05 am

    eh! you can use your dragonintes
    i have 5 magikarp and a feebas!
    YEA! WHAT NOW?

  4. Hakokoro on April 22nd, 2010 3:05 am

    Pokemon should only have 1 pokemon usable:

    Magikarp

  5. meinmattias on April 22nd, 2010 3:14 am

    How about a shotgun? In the least, it'll keep Nurse Joy busy with a recurring case of "Bullet Attack."

  6. AggroAggro on April 22nd, 2010 3:28 am

    is this a play off the Kratos meme? seems sorta forced. true though.

  7. MrRaccoon on April 22nd, 2010 3:35 am

    Spend 3 days looking for Lugia
    Store it in the deepest of your PC

  8. Roflcopter419 on April 22nd, 2010 3:51 am

    Oh would you look at that. A funny video game-themed advice dog variation. Now let's just wait for Shawn to post a million of them and kill the joke.

  9. OrionX on April 22nd, 2010 3:53 am

    Catch God.
    Get banned from nerds' tournaments.

  10. MasterLuigi452 on April 22nd, 2010 4:01 am

    Screw you guys!
    I only need Typlosion, Suicune, Raikou, Gengar, Scyther, Pidgeot!
    With them, I can kick major asses!!

  11. JboneDRS on April 22nd, 2010 4:03 am

    Catch all 493 Pokemon

    Realize the game is boring when you do.

  12. ArmyOfMidgets on April 22nd, 2010 4:10 am

    Ok, before i even try to think about making a joke i must point out how much fail Shawn's team is.
    Dragonite? Seriously? Salamence has Outrage now too, a better speed stat AND intimidate, a single Salamence could potentially destroy your team up until Mewtwo, then a Weavile or any dark pokemon is sent in to finish that Mewtwo.

  13. ArmyOfMidgets on April 22nd, 2010 4:11 am

    CATCH 493 POKEMON

    BEGIN THE TEDIUS TEDIUS PROCESS OF IV BREEDING AND EV TRAINING SO YOU CAN PLAY COMPETITIVELY WITHOUT GETTING RAPED.

  14. aimless_void on April 22nd, 2010 4:18 am

    Catch all 493 Pokemon

    Get a fucking certificate.

  15. fmarulz on April 22nd, 2010 4:19 am

    after we get 493 pokemons there will always come 100 + legendary pokemons more that were just in another island but we never knew them…
    when we get the 1000 pokemons in this world there will be 2000 more in another planet that was just next to our world.

  16. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 22nd, 2010 4:20 am

    Catch all 493 Pokemon

    Catch those plus 150 fucking more when the next color-themed installment comes out.

  17. Xyxoz on April 22nd, 2010 4:34 am

    Raikou. Gardevoir. Absol. Kingdra. Infernape. Sunflora.

  18. Acrazymonke on April 22nd, 2010 4:43 am

    what do you meen use six
    all i do is use one?

  19. dapaperboy on April 22nd, 2010 1:09 am

    catch all 493 pokemon

    forget to save

  20. CakeBard on April 22nd, 2010 5:21 am

    Catch all 493 Pokemon.
    Super Effective use of time!

  21. TCC on April 22nd, 2010 5:24 am

    … theres 493 now? ._.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

  22. Starfox64x on April 22nd, 2010 6:02 am

    I demand the stock image so the i may make my own =3 not sure if they'll be as good though…

    "Catch a legendary, just like everyone else"
    "Screw training, use rare candys"
    "Here's a master ball, Catch a legendary without putting in any effort"
    "Catch a ditto, use it for sex"
    "Train your pokemon. attack helpless creatures in the forest"
    "Take this pokemon, run my errands"
    "Run aroudn the world, event though the Elite 4 are closer than the first gym."
    "Defeat team Rocket, so that i can rule the world."

    Thats all for now… Hope you like some of them!

  23. BoxeyBrown on April 22nd, 2010 8:39 am

    Good thing most of them are just pre-evolutions anyways…

    It's actually pretty easy to pick 6 out of the less than 100 that are actually worth looking at.

  24. Zink120 on April 22nd, 2010 9:16 am

    Finally catch 151

    "I've got some baaaad news, Ash"

  25. Alpar on April 22nd, 2010 10:51 am

    Catch all 493 Pokemon

    Realize you're only wasting your time, because they're never gonna stop making newer versions.

  26. Leo058 on April 22nd, 2010 10:56 am

    This never would've happened when I was young. You kids today and your 493 Pokemon and your Poketch's and all the useless apps for it and your EVs and your poffins and your ball capsules and your contests and your 35 legends and your countless and unnameable types of berries and your underground and your secret bases and your different "formes" and your legendaries that trigger events that stop the gameplay for a while and your double battles and your running shoes and your 100 TMs/HMs and your crazy-ass type combinations (seriously, Dark/Ghost? Who's the genius that came up with that? It's just begging to get hacked with Wonder Guard) and your stupid, "rivals", 'cause they're not actually "rivals", just friends, and your tier lists and your constant additions of evolutions/pre-evolutions of older Pokemon…

    …Oh, and your VERSION-EXCLUSIVE LEGENDARIES. Back in R/B/Y/G/S/C, we didn't have that shit. 5 legendaries in R/B/Y, 6 in G/S/C, and we got them ALL (even Mew and Celebi, with use of glitching).

  27. Shadoworc01 on April 22nd, 2010 11:27 am

    But… But… GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!!

  28. TehVortex on April 22nd, 2010 3:19 pm

    Catch all 493 Pokemon.

    Look back in twenty years at your wasted childhood.

  29. Acrazymonke on April 22nd, 2010 8:31 pm

    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHERE WILL BE PEACE WHAN YOU ARE DONE!

  30. MasterLuigi452 on April 22nd, 2010 10:24 pm

    I need one Pokemon…
    FUCK YEAH! SEAKING!

  31. XxGiroxX on April 23rd, 2010 12:36 am

    All u need is 6 althrough chuck norris can use 8, why you ask? He went straight to game freak amd they had to put themselbes into the game to avoid getting permently destroyed by his awsomeneas.

    Ps glaceon meganium latias lopunny ho oh is my team

    pps 6th im not to sure of yet

  32. jerenator95 on April 23rd, 2010 9:54 am

    Great job, you got 493 pokemon.

    NOW GET 493 SHINIES.

  33. McGack on April 26th, 2010 1:38 pm

    pfft Crobat Rapes everything you guys

  34. poopshoes on June 30th, 2010 4:58 am

    @BoxeyBrown….

    2 hours to get through Mt. Moon = You fail.

  35. masterjiji on July 19th, 2010 2:58 am

    Catch Red Gyarados

    Use it as an HM Bitch

  36. BlurrySandwich on August 11th, 2010 11:48 am

    catch all 151 pokemon in R/B/Y. get a diploma…

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

  37. coolsnape on March 20th, 2011 6:12 pm

    wait 1 minaute oak IF I CAN HOLD 100000000 ITEMS IN MY BACKPACK WHY CANT I BRING ALL MY POKEMON

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