Congratulations! Your MARIO evolved into GOLEM!

Are you… sure? It looks like Mario may just be climbing out of a… certain part of that Golem…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2010 · 3:46 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (214 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Pokémon, Rockin' Out, Super Mario Bros, Wii

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99 Responses to “Congratulations!”

  1. ctf1990 on April 5th, 2010 8:03 am

    Rock and roll

  2. Last on April 5th, 2010 8:05 am

    First ill weaken it with bowserzard then ill use peachachu to distract it then luigidos to finish it off let see if your Golem beat that unstoppable team

  3. LitmusRemnantal on April 5th, 2010 8:11 am

    I so want that cap. :D

  4. aimless_void on April 5th, 2010 8:15 am

    Meanwhile, Luigi sits somewhere, long-forgotten in a volcano-themed storage box, still at level 3.

  5. combatbeaver on April 5th, 2010 9:45 am

    looks like mario
    *shades*
    has gone spelunking!

    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  6. combatbeaver on April 5th, 2010 9:45 am

    looks like mario
    *shades*
    has gone spelunking!

    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  7. sorin255 on April 5th, 2010 10:26 am

    Mario's hats are getting diverse enough that he's just gonna end up turning into Kirby… Only italian.

  8. TehVortex on April 5th, 2010 10:56 am

    B! Bbb! I'm pressing B! Why is my Mario still being encased in rock! Nnnooooooooooo!

  9. Hejiru on April 5th, 2010 11:26 am
  10. FrEEz on April 5th, 2010 11:48 am

    Thank you shawn for the mental image of a golem goatse -_-

    Yet another pokemon which I can't look at in the same way again >_>

  11. codemaster525 on April 5th, 2010 12:04 pm

    Looks like Mario used transform…

    *sunglasses*

    and used rollout.

    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  12. FrEEz on April 5th, 2010 12:18 pm

    Thank you shawn for the mental image of a golem goatse -_-

    Yet another pokemon I can never look at in the same way again >_>

    *COUGH* http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek… *COUGH*

  13. BrawlingBouse on April 5th, 2010 12:22 pm

    It looks like Mario…
    *shades*
    Is rock hard.

    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  14. DClaw on April 5th, 2010 12:34 pm

    They see me rollin'
    They hatin'

  15. TheAceOfSkulls on April 5th, 2010 12:35 pm

    Who's that Italian Plumbermon?

    It's Golem Mario (watching you masterbate)!

  16. tveye on April 5th, 2010 12:57 pm

    Congratulations! Your Golem just gave birth to Mario.

  17. Alpar on April 5th, 2010 1:08 pm

    Question: Will it be Super Effective against Bowser?

  18. DClaw on April 5th, 2010 1:08 pm

    You mean Megatron you damn Autobot!

  19. DClaw on April 5th, 2010 1:10 pm

    *Mario breaks through wall*
    OH YEAH!!!!!

  20. Badonk on April 5th, 2010 1:20 pm

    HAX! Gravmario can only evolve into Golemario when traded with another trainer! HE IS AN ABOMINATION!

  21. OrionX on April 5th, 2010 1:44 pm

    When you see it, you'll shit Marios.
    …No, seriously, if you look long enough, something is terribly wrong with this picture…

  22. Shadoworc01 on April 5th, 2010 1:58 pm

    looks more like Graveler to me

  23. CdiGanon on April 5th, 2010 2:13 pm

    Well this comes as no big surprise. He eats mushrooms and picks up really weird flowers? Of course the guy is stoned!

    -runs away from terrible joke-

  24. ZombieGoatse on April 5th, 2010 2:19 pm

    OH GOD!
    Mario took the wrong warp pipe!

  25. meinmattias on April 5th, 2010 2:32 pm

    GOLEM has given birth to MARIO! Wait…

  26. Sir Xandus on April 5th, 2010 2:43 pm

    If Mario is Golem, what's Graveller?

  27. ArmyOfMidgets on April 5th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Mario! One does not simply ROCK into Mordor!

  28. Zabrio on April 5th, 2010 3:29 pm

    *sigh* Golem you should have asked a real doctor before letting mario give you a prostate exam, everyone knows he's not a real doctor ._.

  29. Daifuku on April 5th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Rock on, Mario.

  30. MrRaccoon on April 5th, 2010 4:36 pm

    In soviet russia, bricks shit you

  31. MasterLuigi452 on April 5th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Don't tell me that's new power up in SMG2…

  32. MasqueNoMercy on April 5th, 2010 2:46 pm

    reminds me of when kirby climbed out of sonics eye socket… come to think of it… mario watched him do it didnt he?

    maybe thats where he got the idea

  33. BlueChameleon on April 5th, 2010 9:21 pm

    *hums the Indiana Jones theme*

  34. Kirby_Emprer on April 5th, 2010 10:07 pm

    so its mario… goatseing a golem??? D:

  35. AuraMaster on April 5th, 2010 10:45 pm

    If he's heading towards pins, they're about to get…
    *sunglasses*

    …Bould over.

    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  36. AuraMaster on April 5th, 2010 10:45 pm

    If he's heading towards pins, they're about to get…
    *sunglasses*

    …Bould over.

    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  37. DeathJam on April 5th, 2010 11:03 pm

    Nowadays, you find Golems inside caves, and you find Mario inside a cave within a cave.

  38. dimomarg on April 7th, 2010 4:55 am

    uh… does that mean Mario was traded away?

  39. luigi 11792 on May 11th, 2010 6:53 am

    why why why is mario in a golem?

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