POKéWALKER TEXAS RANGER

I wouldn’t mess with Chuck Norris’ pokéwalker… unless your looking to get a roundhouse kick to the face. Is that what you’re looking for? No well then move along!
By Nick Soapdish

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2010 · 9:47 AM 
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66 Responses to “POKéWALKER TEXAS RANGER”

  1. MasqueNoMercy on March 30th, 2010 2:11 pm

    i can already envision conan obrien pulling a lever and all you see is chuck norris walking down the street talking to the pokemon in his pokewalker

    then fighting ninjas, setting them on fire and drop kicking them into piles of exploding barrels

    and telling a small boy he hes going to die of AIDS before he turns 12

    walker was a jerk!

  2. Roflcopter419 on March 30th, 2010 2:16 pm

    Chuck Norris is the leader of the Legendary Four, which also include Bruce Lee, Vin Diesel and Mr T…

    Naturally, nobody has defeated them.

  3. Badonk on March 30th, 2010 2:22 pm

    Strangely there is not much walking in that show… they are either fighting, shooting, driving or rolling…. will that make your pokewalker level faster?

  4. ArmyOfMidgets on March 30th, 2010 2:49 pm

    Wanna know what Pokémon he really keeps in his Pokéwalker? Missingno.

  5. Nick Soapdish on March 30th, 2010 3:09 pm

    My pokémans, let me show you them.
    *roundhouse kick*

  6. XxGiroxX on March 30th, 2010 3:29 pm

    chuck norris has his 4th fist in there. why hasnt anyone heard about it before? because they just fainted from even being to close to it.

  7. Hejiru on March 30th, 2010 3:55 pm

    Chuck Norris can catch 'em all.

  8. CJ47 on March 30th, 2010 4:22 pm

    Chuck Norris used Roundhouse!

    Its a one-hit KO!

  9. Nowaki on March 30th, 2010 4:25 pm

    If Chuck Norris was in pokémon… Would there really be any need for pokéballs?
    And at any rate, I doubt he'd need pokémon.

  10. Hareoic on March 30th, 2010 5:18 pm

    Chuck Norris keeps it around so that his team can absorb a portion of his badassness from contact. He doesn't need it, but roundhouse kicking is banned from the Pokemon tournaments.

  11. OrionX on March 30th, 2010 1:35 pm

    When Chuck Norris was asked to name his rival, nothing happened. That's because no one dares try to rival Chuck Norris

  12. The_AntiVillain on March 30th, 2010 6:37 pm

    Chuck Norris doesn't need any pokemon.
    every pokemon tries to flee but they can't because chuck norris doesn't let them
    the pokemon faint in fear even god (arceus) faints before chuck norris

  13. MasterLuigi452 on March 30th, 2010 7:05 pm

    If Chuck Norris' Pokewalker is awsome, how awsome is Cpt. Falcon's Pokewalker???

  14. DClaw on March 30th, 2010 4:49 pm

    Now WHY would THE Chuck Norris need a Pokéwalker of all things?
    All he would have to do is STARE at them and they would hit Level 101 with max stats…

  15. BlueChameleon on March 30th, 2010 6:52 pm

    Chuck Norris sweats Rare Candies.

  16. ZombieGoatse on March 30th, 2010 10:57 pm

    Which in itself is a Paradox since Chuck Norris has Captain Falcon on his Pokewalker wearing a Pokewalker that has Chuck Norris in it wearing a Pokewalker.

    And so and so forth until we find Cthuluu at the end playing with himself.

  17. Leo058 on March 31st, 2010 1:05 am

    Aren't they, like, the same thing?

  18. Nick Soapdish on March 31st, 2010 1:06 am

    I must admit, I'm quite proud of creating something that has resulted in me seeing a giant picture of Chuck Norris' face every time I open Halolz.

  19. dimomarg on March 31st, 2010 7:16 am

    That's what happens when Chuck DARES mess with Falcon Territory.

  20. MexicanJuice on March 31st, 2010 8:47 am

    Wait, Nick Soapdish is still alive?

  21. Jet_Sparrow on March 31st, 2010 10:28 am

    Chuck Norris used Mega Kick!

    The whole planet fainted!

  22. RobotTroll on April 1st, 2010 3:10 am

    This is absolutely horrible all he did was put Poke and the PokeWalker in a picture of a Walker Texas ranger poster uber Fail!

  23. Xyxoz on April 3rd, 2010 2:08 pm

    pokemon and chuck norris. This is madness!!!

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