Apparently, the heads aren't the only parts of the body that DODRIO has three of.

*sigh* Pokédex… please tell me you’re referring to Dodrio’s toes… and not those long pink things protruding from it’s butt area. PLEASE!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 29, 2010 · 6:35 AM 
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53 Responses to “DODRIO – THE TRIPLE BIRD POKéMON”

  1. dimomarg on March 29th, 2010 11:20 am

    …Imagine how big a pregnant Dodrio is.

  2. Leo058 on March 29th, 2010 11:37 am

    Apparently, the tails aren't the only parts of the body that Tails has two of.

  3. Nick Soapdish on March 29th, 2010 1:03 pm

    Pokemon Trainer: I wish I had 3 hands
    Dodrio: You're doing alright with 2

  4. TehVortex on March 29th, 2010 1:17 pm

    What's ya complainin' 'bout? Three-way, chick-on-chick action. Sounds like my kinda pokemon.

  5. ArmyOfMidgets on March 29th, 2010 2:05 pm

    Having one is bad enough, but THREE rods you just can't reach for? that no wonder Dodrio always looks mad.

  6. AuraMaster on March 29th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Once you go three-heads, you NEVER go back.

  7. MasqueNoMercy on March 29th, 2010 2:40 pm

    pokedex… being a dick… its more likely than you think

  8. Badonk on March 29th, 2010 2:44 pm

    Wild Dodrio used Drill peck!

    Hit 3 times!

    Its super effective!

    Trainer Green whited out

  9. OrionX on March 29th, 2010 3:47 pm

    Page: Info about the Pokémon you really didn't want to know…
    Area: Visual info about said info
    Cry: A picture of a trainer crying in shame/fear
    Size: …Um…

  10. MrRaccoon on March 29th, 2010 5:02 pm

    But if he got 3 of them, then he has 3 of those too! Wich means he can have 3 at the same time he gets 3 of it! *brainsplodes*

  11. MasterLuigi452 on March 29th, 2010 5:39 pm

    It looks like Prof. Oak found out that Pokemons are for adults…
    So he modified the Pokedex…

  12. tveye on March 29th, 2010 6:21 pm

    187.8 lbs of pure bird meat.

  13. DeathJam on March 29th, 2010 6:56 pm

    Trildo!

  14. OrionX on March 29th, 2010 3:47 pm

    Page: Info about the Pokémon you really didn't want to know…
    Area: Visual info about said info
    Cry: A picture of a trainer crying in shame/fear
    Size: …Um…

  15. dimomarg on March 29th, 2010 8:54 pm

    See kids? Unless Prof. Oak gives it to you, it's not a Pokedex you can trust.

  16. FoxyMayo on March 29th, 2010 9:18 pm

    Three heads for MAXIMUM PENETRATION!!!

  17. Dastreus on March 29th, 2010 9:31 pm

    I want to evolve a Duduo to see if that IS the entry.

  18. Kirby_Emprer on March 29th, 2010 10:00 pm

    id be fine with it being the 3 things in its back as long as its not something in between his legs

  19. meinmattias on March 30th, 2010 12:15 am

    Well, gee, Mr. Pokédex, whatever do you mean?

  20. XxGiroxX on March 29th, 2010 9:23 pm

    Umm doesent that mean it has six heads?

    oh and luigi if u see this im useing my ipod
    and i cant do some things on this site from
    here

    (like reply directily to your comments)

  21. Jet_Sparrow on March 30th, 2010 5:01 am

    Tribadism for female Dodrios.

  22. Rahnee on March 30th, 2010 1:13 am

    Aren’t those just tail feathers sticking out the back? That’s what I always thought they were…

  23. Antipaladin on March 30th, 2010 11:10 pm

    Also, he has three balls.

  24. Cactuspuncher on January 20th, 2011 12:01 pm

    Hmmm… maybe the females… nevermind

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