you may choose one of these three pokemon (comic)

I truly fear what the next generation of starters will look like…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2010 · 5:14 PM 
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185 Responses to “you may choose one of these three pokemon”

  1. BurnoutSpartan on March 23rd, 2010 9:20 pm

    5th gen:
    Prof: Please, dear god pick one of these horrid things! I don't want them anymore!
    Trainer: What!? Hell no!
    Prof: TAKE EM ALL OR ILL RIP YOUR F*****G EYES OUT!!
    You: I don't like this anymore :'(.

  2. Leo058 on March 23rd, 2010 9:21 pm

    These new ones wish they could be as awesome as Chikorita.

  3. Leo058 on March 23rd, 2010 9:23 pm

    I said that when Ruby/Sapphire came out… and I still bought Diamond within a couple days of launch. :'(

  4. MasqueNoMercy on March 23rd, 2010 9:23 pm

    next starters:

    giant douche (water type)
    turd sandwich (ground type
    hot mess (fire type)

  5. TheAceOfSkulls on March 23rd, 2010 9:33 pm
  6. Zabrio on March 23rd, 2010 9:36 pm

    I liked the Ruby/Sapphire starters….D/P though….was horrible used pal park the instant i could >>

  7. MrRaccoon on March 23rd, 2010 9:37 pm

    Squirtle: :|

    Bulbasaur: I'm a freaking walking plant >:(

    Charmander: >:V Awwright beotch! Shit be burning!

  8. Badonk on March 23rd, 2010 9:41 pm

    inb4iherduleiksmudkipz

  9. Ataeru on March 23rd, 2010 9:47 pm

    screw you guys, my pyro chicken can kick all your butts.
    *emo corner*

  10. Ataeru on March 23rd, 2010 9:54 pm

    then you must have a sucky team not taking advantage of the 300 more pokemon out there.

  11. MexicanJuice on March 23rd, 2010 9:59 pm

    The hell? 4th gen starters kicked ass! If you don't want a motherfucking burning kung-fu monkey or a gigantic motherfucking tortoise that's like a continent, there's something wrong with you.

  12. dimomarg on March 23rd, 2010 10:11 pm

    … He does not liek Mudkipz…

  13. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:14 pm

    *AHEM*

    Three hundred and forty THREE.

  14. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:15 pm

    U herd rite.

  15. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:15 pm

    Please…in competitional value, everyone knows THIRD was best.

    But I liked the first gen starters best. They can evolve, breed, and make a Bowser.

  16. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:16 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *Cyndaquil*

    And no, D/P did not >_<

  17. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:16 pm

    Pyros are OP. Like Demomen.

  18. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:18 pm

    Yeah, if only they could go dozens of levels without learning grass moves, only to learn Petal Dance as a result after Magical Leaf. Oh whatever would we do without that?

  19. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 10:20 pm

    Totodile: :l

    Chikorita: :D Yays!

    Cyndaquil: >_< Fire on my back!

  20. Sir Alpar the Epic on March 23rd, 2010 6:20 pm

    Inb4youherdaspy

  21. TheAceOfSkulls on March 23rd, 2010 10:28 pm

    And on the other side of this hill is another 150+ pokemon that we didn't notice before but were aparently there the entire time. Oh and one of them is existing on a higher plain of existance than a god (inb4 Kratos) who you can catch using man made technology, or kill and destroy the world.

  22. Roflcopter419 on March 23rd, 2010 10:28 pm

    That makes me glad I never got D/P.

  23. Roflcopter419 on March 23rd, 2010 10:29 pm

    Orly? What did then?

  24. MrRaccoon on March 23rd, 2010 10:33 pm

    inb4youherdwrong

  25. MasterLuigi452 on March 23rd, 2010 10:34 pm

    Cyndaquil will always be my number one starting Pokemon forever…
    Probably I only have Crystal version…

  26. Tatzlwyrm on March 23rd, 2010 10:36 pm

    Come on, guys.

    I'll be the first to admit that the starters get worse with each new generation, but…are you really going to tell me that Treecko is stupider looking than Chikorita?

    I mean, it's a thumb with a leaf sticking out of it. A green thumb, if you will.

  27. Thales_ on March 23rd, 2010 10:41 pm

    4th generation Pokémon are pretty cool. ò_ó

    And the 3rd generation isn't so cool, but is nice too. ò_ó

  28. Acias on March 23rd, 2010 10:42 pm

    hurr durr = turtle vagineer for sure. I'll take him. He will win against every pokemon ;D

  29. ZombieGoatse on March 23rd, 2010 10:42 pm

    Mudkip: :l

    Treeko: WTF IS THIS THING ON MY ASS!?

    Torchic: Hey! Pick m- *Backstabbed.*

  30. ZombieGoatse on March 23rd, 2010 10:43 pm

    Probably replace every damage causing move with something like Growl.

  31. Zabrio on March 23rd, 2010 10:45 pm

    The Only good thing from D/P was new moves and a few pokemon >>

    Which is why I absolutely love SS/HG

    2 Regions Kick ass starters and i can use the D/P/R/S Pokemon i want and ignore the rest >:P

  32. ArmyOfMidgets on March 23rd, 2010 10:45 pm

    No!
    My blazing monkey can rape all of you, i don't care what anyone says about those weakass starters. *stands on proud corner*

  33. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 6:53 pm

    Well, that depends…

    In terms of awesomeness:

    1st and 2nd gen

    In terms of competition:

    3rd and 4th gen (All six were proved to be AMAZINGLY useful)

  34. Zabrio on March 23rd, 2010 11:01 pm

    huh this is just gunna turn into a fight over who likes what pokemon best huh xD

  35. TheTopHatKid on March 23rd, 2010 11:12 pm

    but at least it gets put…
    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
    in her pants.
    YEEAAAAAAAAAAaahh… maybe not. oh well.

  36. shadow649 on March 23rd, 2010 11:14 pm

    Prepare for the most intense debate on this site EVAR! MUUUUUUUUUUDKIPS!!!!!!!!!

  37. shadow649 on March 23rd, 2010 11:16 pm

    WOW MOST USEFULL SITE EVAR!!! And i don't say that about just any meme related site… BOOKMARKED!

  38. TheTopHatKid on March 23rd, 2010 11:16 pm

    so that they, too, could be put in her pants.
    http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will
    apparently, I'm never going to think of Chikorita the same again.

  39. shadow649 on March 23rd, 2010 11:18 pm

    They remade the silver and gold and i was like omg finally a game with 2 DIFFERENT PLACES IN ONE GAME I THOUGHT OF THAT 50 YEARS AGO YOU MORONS!!!!

    Due to a lack of green stuff like watermelons or that mario guy clone I have not bought it. :(

  40. shadow649 on March 23rd, 2010 11:19 pm

    MUDKIPS!!! I agree torchic was my favourite for like evar and treeko was kinda cool and that series had the crazy guy in the maze house and teh secret basesors!

  41. shadow649 on March 23rd, 2010 11:22 pm

    There has to be a grass type though!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what tree the new lamer proffesor will be named after. Proffessor Douchenozzleantlickingsammich?%#(

  42. shadow649 on March 23rd, 2010 11:23 pm

    defense curl ftw! I will kill u alls with my missingno. MUAHAHAHAHA STUGGLE ATTACK MOVE THINGY!!

  43. Soggywafflz on March 23rd, 2010 11:27 pm

    looks like the 4th generation came from horrible daycare inbreeding. you will rue the day that egg hatched

  44. Leo058 on March 23rd, 2010 11:34 pm

    Pfft. It goes like this:
    Chikorita > Cyndaquil > Charmander > Squirtle > Bulbasaur > Totodile > Torchic > Chimchar > Piplup > Turtwig > Mudkipz.

  45. Leo058 on March 23rd, 2010 11:36 pm

    It's a Sauropod, dammit.

    Chikorita FTW. Bayleef is among the most awesome ever.

  46. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 11:37 pm

    inb4spycheck

  47. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 11:39 pm

    You know, whenever there's a submission regarding old AND new Pokemon, there always has to be some sort of commotion amongst us all about this and that…

  48. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 11:49 pm

    OH U!

  49. Alpar on March 23rd, 2010 11:50 pm

    Um, NO!

    Magikarps = Missingnos > All other 490 (No. 493 does NOT EXIST. IT IS ILLOGICAL)

  50. codemaster525 on March 24th, 2010 12:02 am

    Piplup: :|

    Turtwig: Im a walking tree

    Chimchar: Holy Shit! MY ASS IS ON FIRE

  51. Leo058 on March 24th, 2010 12:03 am

    Objection, those aren't starters!

  52. Leo058 on March 24th, 2010 12:06 am

    Razor Leaf is really all you need.

    And Magical Leaf is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills watre tipes and doesn't afraid of anything.

  53. Nick Soapdish on March 24th, 2010 12:15 am

    Money money money, is all you need.

  54. Nick Soapdish on March 24th, 2010 12:20 am

    Prof: Try to catch all 151 Pokemon.
    OK! Gonna catch em all!!
    Prof: Oh sorry there's a few more now. Go try catch 251.
    Um…. ok I guess I can do that.
    Prof: Sorry, we found a shitload more. You need all 386 now.
    What the hell, you got to be kidding.
    Prof: Hey look, here's more pokemon. You need 493 now.
    FUUUCCKKK

  55. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 24th, 2010 12:21 am

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  • Hakokoro on March 24th, 2010 12:27 am

    What.?Its hundred and fiftyone!Ye forgot Mew!

    (vg cats reference!)

  • BoxeyBrown on March 24th, 2010 12:32 am

    I think the new Pokemon are great additions, i don't know why everyone has a problem with them. I think some people are just resistant to change and too lazy to actually look into the new pokemon.

  • BlueChameleon on March 24th, 2010 12:35 am

    so i herd u haet mudkipz

  • BlueChameleon on March 24th, 2010 12:38 am

    CHARMANDER YEAHHHH

    >:u

  • Kirby_Emprer on March 24th, 2010 12:39 am

    wait it was only -10 HP, so that would mean pikachus alive.. unless its only a lvl 1 pikachu, but a lvl 1 pikachu is a pichu so…

  • Kirby_Emprer on March 24th, 2010 12:40 am

    I FACKIN LIEK MUDKIPS!

  • Alpar on March 24th, 2010 12:57 am

    OBJECTION!

    We weren't on the topic of starters:

    "huh this is just gunna turn into a fight over who likes what pokemon best huh xD"

    "Prepare for the most intense debate on this site EVAR! MUUUUUUUUUUDKIPS!!!!!!!!!"

    And you just so happened to add a comment that compared starters.

    TAKE THAT!

  • ZombieGoatse on March 24th, 2010 1:08 am

    inb4boomheadshot

  • Cypher on March 24th, 2010 1:10 am

    inb4C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

  • Hareoic on March 24th, 2010 1:13 am

    Next generation you'll just get a bunch of random vermin that were running around his basement or something.

  • MasqueNoMercy on March 24th, 2010 1:36 am

    shoot… i deleted the wrong part of that comment… the turd sandwich has lettuce on it

  • Alpar on March 24th, 2010 1:44 am

    Shhh, lights out…-1 Troll 'round here…

  • Cypher on March 24th, 2010 1:47 am

    Mew WHO?

  • MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2010 1:47 am

    I've been trolled, hurr :D
    I must be really loved!

    Wait, half the thread got trolled as well
    Time to -riot!

  • MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2010 1:51 am

    There, I helped

  • Shadoworc01 on March 23rd, 2010 9:53 pm

    Umm… Cindaquil is my favorite Pokemon ever. Admittedly, D/P did have the worst ever.

  • MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 2:28 am

    Exactly! Go Chimchar!

  • TheAceOfSkulls on March 24th, 2010 2:28 am

    Remember, there are Entry AND Exit wounds.

  • MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 2:28 am

    lol downranking trolls. fixed.

  • Thales_ on March 24th, 2010 2:32 am

    I didn't like. What should I do?

  • MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 2:33 am

    Objection!
    Chimchar and Piplups are pretty darn good starters, and turtwig ain't half bad either
    Not to mention 3rd Generation's Mudkip.

  • Roflcopter419 on March 24th, 2010 2:44 am

    Don't worry, I'm helping. *+1 to trolled comment*

  • Judgment on March 24th, 2010 2:52 am

    inb4toasty

  • Judgment on March 24th, 2010 2:59 am

    Professor Plum

  • JboneDRS on March 24th, 2010 3:05 am

    HOLD IT!
    They're still not as cool as tho originals though!

  • JboneDRS on March 24th, 2010 3:07 am

    They are going to run out of animals to mimc eventually… won't they?… Please say they will!

  • Coodoo on March 24th, 2010 3:39 am

    I think thumbbody has issues.

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:06 am

    Next gen version: You need to catch over 9000 pokemons now k?

    Pokedex what does the pikachu say about it's power level?

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:08 am

    Well they almost have run out cuz I think pokemons that look like those freakish things they call starter pokemon well ummm…. next is magnemite like stuff based on random stuff the developers saw on their desks.

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:11 am

    How about my ideas for the pokemon? Ryu-mon ninja-mon fail-mon zombie-mon mudkip-mon mon-mon gangsta-mon spy-mon om-nom engineer-mon digimon-mon etc…

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:12 am

    You sir must be some sort of genius! Or you read my non existant journal of what to do when I can change the world.

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:13 am

    That's why the phrase OBJECTION!!!! was invented

  • Nick Soapdish on March 24th, 2010 4:13 am

    What 9000!?!?!

    Also I believe this what the Pikachu would say about it's power level, "Pika-Pika-Pika. Pikachu!"

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:14 am

    Plus mudkips fire their lazorz.

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  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:15 am

    Lol play on words wooo!!!!!! We all have some sort of issues.

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:18 am

    FOR THE LAST TIME IN SAPPHIRE BACKSLASH RUBY THAT WAS A WHITE HAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not his hair…

  • MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 4:52 am

    In my time we had to travel Viridian forest and beat the rock gym with nothing more than a Pikachu!
    Nowadays the only half-decent starter you'll find would be in a zoo!
    *Maniacal Laughter*
    Unless its a farm!

  • ZombieGoatse on March 24th, 2010 1:12 am

    Doesn't afraid of anything?
    Hmmm….

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 5:27 am

    OBJECTION!!

    The word objection is a word, not a phrase.
    And yes, I'm being an ass, sorry.

    To Alpar's comment, yes it would appear that commotions like these always existed after the release of "insert any main pokemon game title except the first one here." Reminds me of a VG Cats webcomic.

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 5:34 am

    Hmmmm… I agree with Alpars.. except the breed and make bowser thingy. First gen starters are the best IMO. Squirtle was my favorite starter because…..er…….he…..uhmmm…..squirts…..things.That somehow appeared wrong and disgusting.

    Aaaaanyways….I like first gen because they are nostalgic.

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 5:35 am

    VG Cats reference!!!! You get a cookie!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Someguy5031 on March 24th, 2010 5:57 am

    GO REHASH-MON!

  • Fhantinabox on March 24th, 2010 6:09 am

    People talking about a third and second gen… When I was you age, we had Pokémon red or blue and nothing more! We had to choose between a turtle, a dragon and something that went horribly wrong in the greenhouse… And we were happy!

    Now we have "Chairmon" and "Spooner"…Tsk…You people make me feel old!

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 6:21 am

    Wow…it's as if you imply that bulbasaur is a freak of nature…..

    HOLD IT!

    Pokemons are already freaks of nature!!!!!

    *dies because of horrible realization*

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 6:26 am

    ….Or they just need to be drunk to regenerate their fantastic imagination….

  • MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 6:28 am

    That cathphrase was only there for the first generation.

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 6:34 am

    Yeah, but it did get stuck in the minds of the fans of the game so….

    …..go figure

  • Euphitonuim on March 24th, 2010 6:43 am

    To me the only staters I dislike would have to be Chikorita (very limited movepool) and Turtwig (double weak to ice, which is used very often)

  • Euphitonuim on March 24th, 2010 6:52 am

    2/5 Kinda funny, but I really don't agree.

    IMO, the starters in terms of my favorites would have to be
    Gen IV > Gen I > Gen II > Gen III

    For the games themselves though, I'd go
    Gen IV (Platinum only) > Gen II > Gen IV (D/P) > Gen I > Gen III

    Kung fu monkey, metal penguin, and continental tortoise FTW.

  • shadow649 on March 24th, 2010 4:09 am

    Thank you :) your services are no longer required because we have found too much help now. Good day sir. *monocle*

  • combatbeaver on March 24th, 2010 8:15 am

    beat ya to it didn't he? :S

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 6:17 am

    You know somehow, their catchphrase, "Gotta catch them all!!" is a conspiracy.
    1. Attracting the buyers to catch them all
    2. Then they raise the bar (number of pokemon)
    3. Gamers get hyped and wait.
    4. Then buy the new game which is basically the old one.
    5. Then repeat…

    If there is a Sonic cycle then there definitely should be a Pokemon cycle. Of course that's only a theory.

  • AgileZero on March 24th, 2010 6:31 am

    Next thing we'll know, they will make a new generation based vaguely on famous video game characters….

    Trainer: Go Maruigi, use Hammer Slam!!!

    Oh God, I will blast them with Wario's fart if they do that….

  • Euphitonuim on March 24th, 2010 6:41 am

    I personally am a fan of all Pokemon, even the stupid ones (they're fun to insult :P)
    Even though there are nearly 500 of them now, the more the merrier! To me it just means I can have more variety in my teams each time I play a new file or game.

  • Comire on March 24th, 2010 5:56 am
  • Comire on March 24th, 2010 6:59 am

    No love for the Ninja Gecko, Fighting Chicken and Mudkip 3.0…*tear*

  • TehVortex on March 24th, 2010 11:01 am

    My good man, Mr Brown. You have spoken the truth. +1.

  • Zabrio on March 24th, 2010 11:42 am

    You forgot Treecko….unless he's like that one guy…you know mario's brother….Link? idk i never remember who he is

  • MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 1:47 pm

    This is subject to personal opinion and cannot be stated as fact!

  • TehVortex on March 24th, 2010 2:08 pm

    We have a turd in the punchbowl. I repeat. We have a turd in the punchbowl.

  • Kirby_Emprer on March 24th, 2010 3:18 pm

    so… pikachu got infected by the bullet… and that means he got poison :D now i know and knowing is half the batlle! :3

  • MasqueNoMercy on March 24th, 2010 3:28 pm

    doofenshmirtz pokemon cen-ter!

    just think of the tune from phineas and ferb

  • TheAceOfSkulls on March 24th, 2010 4:29 pm

    And the other half is shooting someone!

  • Leo058 on March 24th, 2010 1:14 pm

    HOLD IT!
    Since the picture is about starters, it is implied that all comparisons would be about starters!

  • Paul on March 24th, 2010 3:10 pm

    I fail to see how the D/P starters are so much worse than the original R/B starters. I mean the original game had a walking flower bulb, a turtle, and a newt who’s tail acted like a candle. I’m sorry but a flaming monkey (yes, I know that sounds suggestive) is a lot cooler than any of those three.

  • Alpar on March 24th, 2010 7:12 pm

    But it wasn't =)

  • Leo058 on March 24th, 2010 7:39 pm

    …EUREKA!

  • EggOnMaxx on March 24th, 2010 8:47 pm

    Want to trade if for my Dialga?

  • EggOnMaxx on March 24th, 2010 8:48 pm

    Go ahead punk… make my day.

  • EggOnMaxx on March 24th, 2010 8:49 pm

    inb4FRENCHTOAST!

  • EggOnMaxx on March 24th, 2010 8:50 pm

    Silly Vortex. Mudkip 9.001 is way better!

  • Dastreus on March 24th, 2010 9:13 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Yeah. The third and fourth generation starters could not hold a handle to Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Bulbasaur, Charmander. Fourth generation starters were okay (Torterra)… kinda.

  • Alpar on March 24th, 2010 10:44 pm

    ….So now what?

  • penguindude42 on March 24th, 2010 11:03 pm

    Woah, woah, WOAH! Piplup is far better than those monstrosities!!!
    Case in point: Empoleon kinda looks like Wave Man.

    Also, Lucario is the ONLY other upside to the 4th generation.

  • penguindude42 on March 24th, 2010 11:09 pm

    Cyndaquil is my favourite Fire-type starter, second to Charmander.
    And may I point out that Piplup evolves into Empoleon, which slightly resembles Wave Man. /nerdrant

  • penguindude42 on March 24th, 2010 11:20 pm

    *cough*Vine Whip*cough*

  • Kirby_Emprer on March 25th, 2010 12:18 am

    *grinds teeth like clint eastwood* rasha famashama get off my lawn… punk…

  • Euphitonuim on March 25th, 2010 1:32 am

    I like them all, I just like the Gen II starters less than the other Gens'.

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 2:19 am

    I can still name all 500 bajillion of them. :-)

  • Leo058 on March 25th, 2010 2:20 am

    GOTCHA! *backstabs*

    Okay, enough Ace Attorney exclamations…

  • Leo058 on March 25th, 2010 2:22 am

    U herd rite.

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 4:04 am

    They need some of the mario's shrooms.

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 4:06 am

    I still like pikachu seeing as how he followed me everywhere and was the first pokemon i owned and in the first game i owned for the first console i owned. That's a lot of first and I'm surprised the colonel wasn't one of those. of course he was never a pokemon…

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 4:08 am

    Don't worry. Now if you want to see an ass that would be somebody posting a link to this site: http://www.yelp.com/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftechsm

  • Leo058 on March 25th, 2010 2:21 am

    Did it on purpose, glad someone saw what I did thar.

  • MercenaryBlue on March 25th, 2010 7:20 am

    Don't make me pull out the charts!

  • MercenaryBlue on March 25th, 2010 7:24 am

    Umm no. He's wearing a bandana. His hair is white. Check it out.
    http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/fa
    http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Ruby_

  • MercenaryBlue on March 25th, 2010 7:24 am

    Umm no. He's wearing a bandana. His hair is white. Check it out.
    http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/fa
    http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Ruby_

  • combatbeaver on March 25th, 2010 8:56 am
  • DClaw on March 25th, 2010 10:13 am

    You know…I've seen like one sneak peek at one of the 5th Generation Pokemons and let me just say…It's gonna suck but it's Pokemon! You just CAN'T RESIST!

  • MercenaryBlue on March 25th, 2010 1:18 pm

    Chimchar. My favorite. Its a friggin flaming monkey. Seriously.

  • LordYoshi on March 25th, 2010 6:30 pm

    2 > 1 > 3 > 4. Fire fighitng is a horrible idea!!!!!!!

  • mars7a on March 25th, 2010 9:09 pm

    inb4reallyhorriblememe

  • Alpar on March 25th, 2010 9:17 pm

    Can I haz victolee theme?

  • Sir Alpar the Epic on March 25th, 2010 6:36 pm

    inb4nosuchthing

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:28 pm

    Well in my world that's part of his hat :P

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:29 pm

    grammer hammer!
    (All six proved to be AMAZINGLY useful) AMIRIGHT?

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:33 pm

    Agreed. I never liked totadile ever. Chickorita was funny looking and cyndaquil was just odd.

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Resistance is futile!

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:35 pm

    I loved it though :( It made everything so much easier. like the gym leaders. I fought the water guy with fighting moves :P

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:36 pm

    Remind me to buy that game when i'm not feeling lazy.

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:36 pm

    inb4frenchfries

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:38 pm

    And gamerscore too. I don't think money will get you a lot of that or much e-peen either

  • shadow649 on March 25th, 2010 11:39 pm

    I like torchic and is evolves more though becuase i thought they looked cooler. I always choose the fire starter pokemons :P

  • Zabrio on March 26th, 2010 12:48 am

    Would you rather the firemen let the fire burn down the orphanage?

  • Zabrio on March 26th, 2010 12:50 am

    O.O -- I see what you did there
    O_O -- Now do it to me

  • Zabrio on March 26th, 2010 12:56 am

    Pokemon is like religion, no matter how much you think yours is better and no matter how long you argue, you will never win

    Also there are so many of them it's impossible to name them off in one go and there is someone who will always call it stupid

  • Leo058 on March 26th, 2010 3:02 am

    …Leave you out of a list and compare you to Luigi?

  • Leo058 on March 26th, 2010 3:04 am

    And if you don't like an echidna with flames spewing out its back, or a sauropod with a leaf jutting out of its head, there's something wrong with you.

    Long story short, Cyndaquil > Chimchar, Chikorita > Turtwig

    And Bayleef > ALL!!!

  • Leo058 on March 26th, 2010 3:06 am

    Nothing can compare to Chikorita or Cyndaquil!

  • Leo E. on March 25th, 2010 11:18 pm

    Alright, gather round, kids, it's personal story time! I remember when I first discovered reverse psychology. My brother and I had just gotten the original Pokemon games; I got Blue, he got Red. We were picking our starters, and were actively trying to find out which one the other was picking, in order to get the upper hand. Eventually, I finally say, "Why don't we just pick the ones on the front of our cartridge?" He reluctantly agrees. However, I knew that he knew that my Pokemon had the advantage, and I knew he would pick Bulbasaur despite our agreement. So, I pick Charmander, and by the time we raised our Pokemon and fought for the first time, it was too late for him to restart his game and pick Squirtle.

    I out-thought a brother who was 4 years my elder, and it felt damn good.

  • MercenaryBlue on March 26th, 2010 7:34 pm

    4>1>2>3

    Because 4th Gen Starters were cool and useful

  • ZombieGoatse on March 27th, 2010 7:17 am

    inb4couragecratos

  • Xion Shizaru on March 27th, 2010 9:15 am

    Old pic is Old

  • Zabrio on March 27th, 2010 2:41 pm

    If ya want
    I just wanted an excuse to use the
    O.O and O_O faces, dunno why but they always make me chuckle

  • Leo058 on March 27th, 2010 4:56 pm

    You're not missing much. Crystal is still #1 in the series.

  • XxGiroxX on March 28th, 2010 4:13 am

    chikorita is the best and will KILL YOU ALL and also does not like being in pants ;)

  • MasterLuigi452 on March 29th, 2010 12:18 am

    Hey man!
    Been a while!
    Finally able to go on computer now?

  • chetoos8 on May 25th, 2010 6:00 pm

    FYI, this is all IMO
    for the first evolutions: charmander > cyndaquil > mudkip > squirtle >bulbasaur > treeko > torchic > chimchar > piplup > turtwig > totodile > chikorita.
    for the final evolutions: Blaziken > Charizard > Infernape > Torterra > Typhlosion > Sceptile > Venasaur > Blastoise > Swampert > Feraligator > Empoleon >Meganium
    all my humble opinion, which just reflects my personal views

  • Peterdivine on June 8th, 2010 5:11 am

    …Am I the only one here who thought that getting an alligator for a pet from the get-go was badass?

  • DarkZak99 on August 10th, 2010 7:53 am

    I remember I bought pearl the day it came out I was so excited about all of the new Pokemon (and succeeded in catching them WITHOUT using the AR) and you are absolutely right about people being too lazy!

  • DarkZak99 on August 10th, 2010 7:56 am

    Giant Land Turtle, Bruce Lee Ape, and Emperor Metal Penguin for the win!

  • DarkZak99 on August 10th, 2010 7:57 am

    I have high hopes for Gen V! I seen the starters and they look amazing!
    Smugleaf, Derpimaru, and Fire Pig FTW!

  • 19feet on August 11th, 2010 2:40 am

    5th generation derr poke man yours
    are any of hese even considered helpful

  • Navy_Pheonix on September 3rd, 2010 5:19 pm

    Why would you ever wear a bandana over a hat anyways?

  • Guzzyman on October 31st, 2010 4:44 am

    So true… except NOW ITS NOT ONLY THE STARTERS! Black and white ! We're talkin' dark orange and black striped Trex nomsters!

  • xxpikalexxx on January 13th, 2011 10:05 am

    Nothing can come before Charizard!

  • Goldngreen on March 21st, 2011 7:20 am

    Chairmon? We're talking about Pokemon here, not Digimon.

  • Goldngreen on March 21st, 2011 7:24 am

    Rorschach: You know what I wish? I wish that every person who won't acknowledge any pokemon past generation 2 had one throat, and my hands were choking it.

    Seriously, if you won't even admit that any pokemon past gen II exist, let alone like any of them, then stop calling yourself a Pokemon fan.

  • ZtheWise on September 11th, 2011 12:56 am

    very devious
    +1 cunning point

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