RIP OFF GOD'S HEAD USE IT AS A FLASHLIGHT

Well that’s not very nice!
Another Courage Kratos by Jared Bischoff.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2010 · 11:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (269 votes, average: 2.82 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, God of War, Overkill, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment

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33 Responses to “RIP OFF GOD’S HEAD”

  1. ZombieGoatse on March 21st, 2010 3:32 am

    Your torn head has no place as a flashlight.
    But it would make a good coaster for my drink.

  2. TheAceOfSkulls on March 21st, 2010 3:43 am

    Next up:
    Sleep with a hot chick, go talk with her husband
    See some nice shoes, rip the owner's legs off.
    Have Daddy Issues, Kill your entire family
    Go to Hell, Break out again
    Get Betrayed, Get Even

  3. EphEphEcksIII on March 21st, 2010 3:52 am

    Ahhmm I wanna make a pun about head lights but i'm not that witty!
    /sadrealization

  4. Jet_Sparrow on March 21st, 2010 4:45 am

    Well, Kratos, this has certainly been…enlightening.

  5. MasterLuigi452 on March 21st, 2010 4:47 am

    One thing is for sure…
    That isn't as shiny as our Falcon's helmet.

  6. ArmyOfMidgets on March 21st, 2010 4:59 am

    Now you're just saying that because a god did that to you, right glowing Kratos head?

  7. MrRaccoon on March 21st, 2010 5:22 am

    RIP OFF KRATOS' HEAD
    USE IT FOR A HALOLZ SUBMISSION!

  8. Nick Soapdish on March 21st, 2010 5:26 am

    That's how you get aHead in life.

  9. Dimomarg on March 21st, 2010 1:30 am

    Rip off Zeus' Fingers
    Use them as batteries.

  10. ZombieGoatse on March 21st, 2010 5:40 am

    Rip off Poseidon's . . .Uhmmm. . . Yea. . .
    And use as. . Uhmm… A hose. . . Yea. . .

  11. A_R_ on March 21st, 2010 8:31 am

    Duke Nukem version:
    "Rip off God's head,
    shit down his neck."

  12. ArmyOfMidgets on March 21st, 2010 4:59 am

    Now you're just saying that because a god did that to you, right glowing Kratos head?

  13. Taiho on March 21st, 2010 11:10 am

    Where is your God now, Kratos? Where is he now?
    Your pants? Really? No I do not want to see it! That's disgus… wow, that's really shiny. Did you make that yourself?

  14. rory_m on March 21st, 2010 12:16 pm

    strangly enough kratos did it because he is scared of the dark

  15. meinmattias on March 21st, 2010 3:05 pm

    So, Kratos, where are you headed in life?

  16. BurnoutSpartan on March 21st, 2010 5:50 pm

    Rip out a Cyclops eye, use it as a bowling ball.

  17. Hareoic on March 21st, 2010 9:07 pm

    RIP OFF ADVICE DOG
    POSTED NEXT DAY ON HALOLZ

  18. combatbeaver on March 22nd, 2010 8:46 am

    come to the light! it's just aHead!

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