DEATH BY CUCKOO - Let's be honest. He deserved it.

What’s the matter Marty? You CHICKEN?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 19, 2010 · 12:56 PM 
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Cosplay, Failure, Nintendo, Photo Op, The Legend of Zelda, Wild Animals

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112 Responses to “DEATH BY CUCKOO”

  1. Alpar on March 19th, 2010 1:11 pm

    Was anyone else thinking of black Link?

  2. MasqueNoMercy on March 19th, 2010 5:12 pm

    the pink thing coming out of his hand? is that an entry wound marker?

  3. A_R_ on March 19th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Whoa! It's the biggest egg i've ever seen. But why is it green?

  4. dimomarg on March 19th, 2010 5:28 pm

    let this be a lesson to Toon Link: Don't abuse the song of birds.

  5. combatbeaver on March 19th, 2010 5:35 pm

    looks like link


    just got laid!


  6. combatbeaver on March 19th, 2010 5:35 pm

    looks like link


    just got laid!


  7. OrionX on March 19th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Man, the people of Hyrule are dicks. Look at them all, just walking by or taking pictures. They're not even offering to help the poor Cuckoo off that trash pile. How rude.

  8. Leo058 on March 19th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Then he was revived by a fairy. And was pecked to death again.

  9. MrRaccoon on March 19th, 2010 6:56 pm

    Most cuckoos delivered in delivery boxes by Vaati can go super sayain, turning into super cuckoo

  10. CakeBard on March 19th, 2010 7:25 pm

    Then Link got up and ran away. When he returned in the next game to get revenge on the cuckoo he somehow switched brains with it…. (I bet NO ONE will get this!!!)

  11. TehVortex on March 19th, 2010 7:39 pm

    Sorry Link. The Prelude of Light didn't save you this time.

  12. Taiho on March 19th, 2010 9:33 pm

    Wow, Link is really henpecked.

  13. EphEphEcksIII on March 19th, 2010 5:35 pm

    I did not land on Hyrule, Hyrule landed on me!
    ~Great Cuckoo Imagration. 9001 B.Z

  14. Warlord Senax on March 19th, 2010 10:13 pm

    Carry on!

  15. Psiwrite on March 19th, 2010 10:35 pm

    I've just got a horrible thought. At the end of the next Zelda game, after Ganondorf attacks you with a surprising multitiered boss battle, and you think it's all over, you wander into the castle ground to see…Cuccoos…hundreds of hundreds of cuccoos, just waiting for you.

    Come to think of it, the final boss could be just one cuccoo. You'd still be stuffed.

  16. BlueChameleon on March 20th, 2010 1:23 am

    I guess karma finally got to him after all those smashed pots and crates…

  17. AuraMaster on March 20th, 2010 3:40 am

    Looks like Link…

    Just got cock-slapped.


  18. MasterLuigi452 on March 20th, 2010 5:29 am

    They are kind of uncool to use as a transportation, but an awsome way to use it as a man slaughtering animal…

  19. dimomarg on March 20th, 2010 6:54 am

    … In Soviet Russia, Cuckoo gets Link.

  20. GameboyPATH on March 20th, 2010 8:05 am

    His last words: "At least I have chicken."

  21. AuraMaster on March 20th, 2010 10:45 am

    Link should have flew the coop instead of playing chicken with it. Now a new pecking order has been established

  22. Daifuku on March 20th, 2010 2:44 pm

    *steals Ocarina of Time*

  23. mick_wolf_1994 on March 22nd, 2010 8:34 pm

    link did too much side-questing

  24. over_9000 on March 22nd, 2010 6:36 pm


  25. VideoGameGeek on March 27th, 2010 10:49 pm

    He's got 'uge sharp… he can leap about… LOOK AT TH' BONES!

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