Pokémon Breeding - You're Doing It Wrong

The idea of a pokémon three-way is bad enough… but the results are even more fiendish! DNA simply shouldn’t be combined that way or else you’re stuck with Princess obsessed demon turtles!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 18, 2010 · 8:06 PM 
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Bad Ideas, Gameboy, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Science/Math, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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61 Responses to “Pokémon Breeding – You’re Doing It Wrong”

  1. OrionX on March 18th, 2010 8:28 pm

    The grass part of him is reserved for Peach, if you know what I mean.

  2. Alpar on March 18th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Now the question is, from which Pokemon did Bowser get the princess obsession from?

  3. SexyLegs on March 18th, 2010 8:31 pm

    MIND = BLOWN

  4. AuraMaster on March 18th, 2010 9:08 pm

    Venusaur: Bind-ing her down.
    Blastoise: Hydro Pump-ing her full of goo.
    Charizard: Making it Blast Burn when she pees.

  5. CakeBard on March 18th, 2010 9:22 pm

    But that still doesn't explain where he got those HUMONGOUS FIERY RED EYEBROWS!!!!

  6. MrRaccoon on March 18th, 2010 9:33 pm

    You forgot he's also part rocket team, because he knows what it is to fail at kidnapping and making up evil plans

  7. TCC on March 18th, 2010 9:38 pm

    [nerdrant]surprisingly those three have been combined at least twice before. once in an episode with a ghastly that was disguised as some widows ghost or something. I'm pretty sure they were also combined in the first Pokemon movie, but I could be wrong…[/nerdrant]

  8. Daifuku on March 18th, 2010 9:39 pm

    hmm…Machoke + Darkrai + Mewtwo = Ganondorf?

    (ignore the fact that two of those don't breed)

  9. MasterLuigi452 on March 18th, 2010 9:49 pm

    The question is…
    Who's behind of all this??

  10. meinmattias on March 18th, 2010 9:51 pm

    Pokémon Breeding = A Prime way to sin against Nature!

  11. Jet_Sparrow on March 18th, 2010 10:04 pm

    "Congratulations! Your Charizard evolved into…Bowser!?!?"

    "…Where did your Blastoise and Venusaur go?"

  12. ArmyOfMidgets on March 18th, 2010 10:08 pm

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

  13. Jet_Sparrow on March 18th, 2010 10:10 pm

    Bowser used Kidnap!

    It's not very effective.

    The sad part is, I've always thought this, but lack the ability to add plus and equals signs to pictures of Pokemon and Bowser.

  14. Hakokoro on March 18th, 2010 10:40 pm

    iTS MATHEMATIC!ITS SCIENCE!Now all we need is a crowbar!

  15. mckillyoface on March 18th, 2010 10:48 pm

    I don't see where Venusaur comes in here.

  16. Xyxoz on March 18th, 2010 11:05 pm

    HOW THE HELL DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?!
    Oh shit, all caps…

  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 18th, 2010 11:13 pm

    Breakthrough, but still doesn't beat the Nobel Prize Winning submission that found the missing link between Pirate and Ninjas a few years back.

  18. CJ47 on March 18th, 2010 11:14 pm

    Where did Bowser get his spikes?
    Why didn't he get Charizard's wings?
    Why doesn't he use Blastoise's cannons?
    Why does Venusaur suck so much?
    Why am I still asking pointless questions?

    Wait, Bowser came out 10 years before Pokemon did… YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!

  19. BurnoutSpartan on March 19th, 2010 12:11 am

    Hmm….thats pretty cool.
    I wonder…

    Pikachu+Lucario+Weezing+Rotom= OH DEAR GOD! WHAT EVILS DID YOU JUST BRING ON THIS WORLD!? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  20. TJBG on March 19th, 2010 4:18 am

    It actually looks like Browser is their father.
    Oh god we all know who the mother is…

  21. Shadowlyger on March 19th, 2010 4:20 am

    MY BRAIN

    IT DOES NOT WANT TO ACCEPT WHAT BIT SEES BUT IT CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH

    AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

  22. A_R_ on March 19th, 2010 6:26 am

    It doesn't end here.
    Poketrainers need more Skitty on Bowser action.

  23. Dimomarg on March 19th, 2010 8:15 am

    NO. They did not lay an egg. Captain falcon PAWNCHED them together.

  24. TehVortex on March 19th, 2010 8:39 am

    Well that's what happens when you leave them all in the day care too long.

    "If you want your SINAGAINSTNATURE back, it will cost $10000."

  25. By-Tor on March 19th, 2010 8:24 pm

    [Breeder]
    This makes me rethink all of my constant breeding to create incredibly powerful Ralts and Igglybuff…
    [/Breeder]

    [Mad Scientist]
    NEXT TIME I SHALL COMBINE THEM!!!!!
    [/Mad Scientist]

  26. Joshua Taylor on June 30th, 2010 1:07 pm

    Pokemons are so cute, i kind of love all of them.~,*

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