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KILL ONE GOD, MIGHT AS WELL KILL THE REST

Jared Bischoff has just created my new favorite meme… Courage Kratos!
REST ASSURED I WILL BE POSTING MORE OF THESE.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 17, 2010 · 8:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (202 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, God of War, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment

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WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
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13 replies · active 799 weeks ago
You tell that god you want lemonade? TOO BAD! Have some LEMONGRENADE! An EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR! It's like lemons and grenades had a BABY, and the baby's made of FLAMING CHAINSAWS! Your sissy lemonade JUST DOESN'T CUT IT!

Am I doing it right?
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GOD BERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!
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400 BABYS!!!
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GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!

OF THE THIRST

QUENCHER!
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Give SHOCKLATE to your babies and they'll run as fast as KENYANS!
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Against actual Kenyans!
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Then it'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!
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THEN YOU KILL THEM BOTH
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MADE WITH LIGHTNING

REAL LIGHTNING
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Lightning Lemons? Are those related to Laser Lemons?
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distant cousins.
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when its the lemons birthday do they have a "LEMON PARTY"
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I'm not sure, perhaps they have a barbeque with a nice "Meat spin". (yeah, gross reference i know)
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"Crash, Crash, Crash, why must you always muck in my mud?"

This is what he is saying in my mind.
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If you slaughter your own family it's totally cool to murder everyone.
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2 replies · active 799 weeks ago
And then when it turns out a god some how did it instead of you and then he transports you back in time to that moment it turns out you can heal your family: by hugging them... despite them being hit in THE FACE by flailing chain swords of doom SEVERAL times... Kratos's family is pretty damn resilient to taking blades in the face...
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Remember though: IT'S ALL THE GODS' FAULT YOU'RE LIKE THIS! NOTHING IS EVER YOU'RE FAULT! MAKE OTHERS PANDER TO YOUR ENTILTEMENT ISSUES!
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Blood stain on ground?

Blast it with piss.
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5 replies · active 798 weeks ago
Have sex with greek babes
Get health orbs
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You mean OxiClean?
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I don't think you're on the ball.
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get on the ball
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You mean that blue ball on the Move? That's still a silly...

BLUE LIGHT!
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when hes dont does he have to kill himself?
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2 replies · active 799 weeks ago
Because that's what REAL men do in their free time! They kill themselves when they've got no one else around to kill!
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They have a plan to kill everyone they meet. And then they look in the mirror.
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PRAY TO ARES

KILL YOUR FAMILY
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/sigh way to butcher an actually decent meme
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Screw a three-way
Play a mini game
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Kratos certainly has the manhood to back the statement...but is he manlier than these men?!
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1 reply · active 799 weeks ago
no one is more manly than kirby... but i ask you do you remember him? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8gkBGrV-8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8gkBGrV-8 *goddamn me for not knowing how to make words into links*
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The cousin of a friend told me Kratos used to make faces as a kid.
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Falcon kick a wolf!
Falcon punch the rest of them!

No ofense wolfites =b
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4 replies · active 797 weeks ago
Take offense
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Take it massively. IN THE @#$^#$!!!
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Wolfite used Reversal. Its super effective.
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Loose the game
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Kinda hard to argue with that logic.
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What man is fool enough to defy Falcon's physical and Wolf's mental abilities?
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1 reply · active 799 weeks ago
Robert Downey Jr.?
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YES LORD.
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6 replies · active 798 weeks ago
YOU CALLED?
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God is busy, can I help you? (imagine devil face here)
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Devil...face?
OH SHIT UNTOONED KIRBY
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Oh my gawd my eyes!!! What has been seen cannot be unseen >=O
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Inb4 lesbo mudkips
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No... no! please don't! noooooooo! aaarghlblab *brainsplode*
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