Jared Bischoff has just created my new favorite meme… Courage Kratos!
REST ASSURED I WILL BE POSTING MORE OF THESE.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 17, 2010 · 8:04 PM
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YES LORD.
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
GOD BERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!
What man is fool enough to defy Falcon's physical and Wolf's mental abilities?
400 BABYS!!!
Give SHOCKLATE to your babies and they'll run as fast as KENYANS!
Kinda hard to argue with that logic.
Falcon kick a wolf!
Falcon punch the rest of them!
No ofense wolfites =b
Against actual Kenyans!
when hes dont does he have to kill himself?
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
OF THE THIRST
QUENCHER!
Take offense
Blood stain on ground?
Blast it with piss.
If you slaughter your own family it's totally cool to murder everyone.
Then it'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!
You want lemonade? TOO BAD! HAVE SOME ARSONADE! MADE WITH REAL FIRE!
The cousin of a friend told me Kratos used to make faces as a kid.
Loose the game
YOU CALLED?
Take it massively. IN THE @#$^#$!!!
Kratos certainly has the manhood to back the statement…but is he manlier than these men?!
You mean OxyClean?
Remember though: IT'S ALL THE GODS' FAULT YOU'RE LIKE THIS! NOTHING IS EVER YOU'RE FAULT! PANDER TO MY ENTILTEMENT ISSUES!
Because that's what REAL men do in their free time! They kill themselves when they've got no one else around to kill!
Robert Downey Jr.?
screw a three-way
play a mini game
MADE WITH LIGHTNING
REAL LIGHTNING
Lightning Lemons? Are those related to Laser Lemons?
I don't think you're on the ball.
"Crash, Crash, Crash, why must you always muck in my mud?"
This is what he is saying in my mind.
God is busy, can I help you? (imagine devil face here)
distant cousins.
when its the lemons birthday do they have a "LEMON PARTY"
get on the ball
They have a plan to kill everyone they meet. And then they look in the mirror.
THEN YOU KILL THEM BOTH
Devil…face?
OH SHIT UNTOONED KIRBY
…Might as well kill them ALL.
…And all mortals.
And then when it turns out a god some how did it instead of you and then he transports you back in time to that moment it turns out you can heal your family: by hugging them… despite them being hit in THE FACE by flailing chain swords of doom SEVERAL times… Kratos's family is pretty damn resilient to taking blades in the face…
Have sex with greek babes
Get health orbs
no is more manly than kirby… but i ask you do you remember him? target="_blank"> *goddamn me for not knowing how to make words into links*
no is more manly than kirby… but i ask you do you remember him? target="_blank"> *goddamn me for not knowing how to make words into links*
I'm not sure, perhaps they have a barbeque with a nice "Meat spin". (yeah, gross reference i know)
Oh my gawd my eyes!!! What has been seen cannot be unseen >=O
Inb4 lesbo mudkips
No… no! please don't! noooooooo! aaarghlblab *brainsplode*
You mean that blue ball on the Move? That's still a silly…
BLUE LIGHT!
/sigh way to butcher an actually decent meme
Wolfite used Reversal. Its super effective.
PRAY TO ARES
KILL YOUR FAMILY