Of course it doesn’t really matter which platform you use… both operating systems are just as effective at spraying bullets at nearby targets!
A modified wallpaper by Wofiel (from Valve’s recent Mac teaser images)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 9, 2010 · 10:34 AM
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, PC, Portal, Science/Math, Serious Business, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (61 Comments) |
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And I'm a Li- *machinegunned *
So is a Linux one of those big turrets you need to set up to take down the combine in HL2?
so is this a crack at mac or pc?
Sure the mac is sleeker and sexier then the mac, but do you really want a platform to talk to you every 3 seconds?
Is anybody there?
i see you!
good…bye….
The worst you get from the PC is calling tech support and them telling you to hit it with a wrench.
So if you simply tip over a Mac, it dies… Huh…
I see a flamewar incoming…
I've covered flamewars, ya know.
Funny, that the PC is the sentry, which is more easier hacked than Mac, yet I don't see any Spies sappin' mah Portal Sentry.
Well, only GLaDOS has the Apple turret, while every engineer, be it BLU or RED has a PC sentry.
But the Apple turret is unbreakable, while the PC sentries are prone to spyware!
Though the PC sentries can have upgrades, while the Apple turret can't!
Look like mac
*Puts on shades*
Is "Still Alive"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Could be, they can be set kill both teams, and they have many themes, such as the ones used in the antlion cave.
But you need to be a hacker to tweak them.
The hell? The original picture was obviously doing the same thing, but with more subtlety. This is just some jerk "explaining" the joke. But the joke was nowhere near hard to grasp.
Well, only GLaDOS has the Apple turret, while every engineer, be it BLU or RED has a PC sentry.
But the PC sentries are prone to spyware!
Though the PC sentries can have upgrades, while the Apple turret can't!
"And I'm Linux!" *proceeds to unload a spray of 50-cal rounds*
If only all problems required hitting it with a wrench… Oh wait! you CAN do that in TF2
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So true…. The Mac is already "kinda awesome" the way it is, but you can't upgrade it and it HAS NO GAME… seeing as you can tip it over and it dies like an old grandma falling down the stairs. PCs are normally crap if you start with the bare basics, but can be transformed with time, love and effort into UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE!!!!
On the other hand, PCs and Sentries are both easily upgraded into much better machines.
I'll stop it!
Can't let you fight that, flame war!
If all problems were fixed with wrenches:
I'm having a bit of trouble with my math work… *hits paper with wrench*…I don't think that helped.
However, PCs need are vunlerable to Spyware and other viruses.
Sadly is because they ignore it
So the turret is the weegee of computers?
plus PC's need a handful of stickies or rockets to beat em
while you can just tip the mac on its side to beat it.
Stopping wars is a good job mate!
*blows smoke from M4A1* Bloody hell. He almost completed the triangle of neverending turret wars. Filthy maggot!
Hey there, cousin Mac! It's me, FreeBSD!
aww, this definitly deserves a garrys mod day in the life of a turret type video :-P
why sap when you can poke them to knock em over?
But the Macs don't hate you for it.
It is currently unknown if PCs are the same way as they cannot speak. If you hear one speak, report to your supervisor for disposal… um, of the turret, of course.
That is because it falls under the category of "Math and Science Stuff." You need a crowbar for that.
If that doesn't work, try zombi- er… Umbrella' helpful advisors. They are all about getting good brains out in the world.
A wrench can only do so much. . .
http://www.tf2comic.fr/php/index.php?p=22
I heard one speak one, but I disregarded its advice.
Don't mistake the PC Turret with Apperture's iCube…
XD Win.
Spy is Blue Screening mah sentry!
This also looks like a BFF moment too
Cause at the end of the day, as long as two people are flaming, someone's gonna want the other guy, dead.
CROWBAR IS OP.
FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANNA GO INTERNET SURFING WITH YOU.
Ok, cousin. Maybe another time.
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Macs are able to be broken by a small tip.
PC's are not protective to spyware.
Macs cannot be upgraded.
PC's can be placed anywhere.
PC'S WIN.
The who?
what does The Who have to do with anything?
Inb4YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So your saying that mac wants to kill me?
As well as the other team's PC.
"And Im nothing!" *Proceeds to spam nukes*
And that's weird because… ?
Both.
its for the mac users, they're a bit slow
Duh! TF2 and Battlefield games prove all you need to fix stuff is to beat it senselessly with a wrench.
It's not mentionning the method of death. Probably just a glitch in the AI….Unless…*gets strangled by an iPod*
The name of the band on stage!
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This is a Unix. Just sayin'
Grass grows, birds flie, and brother, I flame people!
Ah man, this is too awesome.
Does anyone know if there's a 1024x768 or scalable version of that background?
PROS
Mac: Sleek, nice looking, user-friendly, cute.
PC: Effective, efficient, upgradable, powerful.
CONS
Mac: Not very effective, expensive, (Or I would imagine Portal turrets would be.) annoying.
PC: Clunky, breaks easily.
GAMES
Mac: Belongs to the greatest puzzle game ever.
PC: Belongs to the greatest multiplayer game ever.
VERDICT,
YOU DECIDE!
it also can't fix problems like what is beauty because that would fall under your conundrum of philosophy
Actually the wrench does. You don't like how someone's face looks, change it with a wrench (note, if done properly, you can remove fat and change bone structure, refer to you engineer's notebook page 794,562, section 4.12345. Yes it is a big book; a wrench is hard to use).
Yet, PC gets sapped by spies 24/7…
"Where are you?"
*You turn on Mac*
"Oh, there you are."
*Machine guns pop out of sides*
"Goodbye"
*MACHINE GUN!!!!*
Please do make a wallpaper of this.