IT ONLY DOES NOTHING.

In case you didn’t hear, our PS3’s were rendered unplayable by a recent bug… hence this commercial parody!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2010 · 10:19 AM 
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84 Responses to “IT ONLY DOES NOTHING.”

  1. meinmattias on March 8th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Blu-ray? More like Blu-fake and gay. *cough*

  2. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 3:45 pm

    Can't let you play those, PS3 games.

  3. Hejiru on March 8th, 2010 3:49 pm

    Can't let you- aw, godammit! Beat me to it!
    ..Can't let me make that comment?

  4. Xyonas on March 8th, 2010 3:54 pm

    OBJECTION! Why would someone turn on their PS3? BECAUSE THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES!

  5. MasqueNoMercy on March 8th, 2010 3:56 pm

    its "play station… has no freakin games" … thats a great song… i also enjoyed "red ring of fire"

  6. MasqueNoMercy on March 8th, 2010 3:57 pm

    Cant let you play that… get an xbox

    … yeah thats why my icon isnt a wolf….

  7. Draken on March 8th, 2010 4:24 pm

    I heard about this after the fact. I didn't experience this problem.

  8. SnovB X on March 8th, 2010 4:41 pm

    It's a conspiracy! Sony wanted the all the Playstation 3 to turn back to 31/12/1999 so they could cause the millenium bug!

    Though mine didn't do it. I have a wolf sticker on it.

  9. SnovB X on March 8th, 2010 4:41 pm

    It's a conspiracy! Sony wanted the all the Playstation 3 to turn back to 31/12/1999 so they could cause the millenium bug!

    Though mine didn't do it. I have a wolf sticker on it.

  10. OrionX on March 8th, 2010 4:44 pm
  11. adosta on March 8th, 2010 5:02 pm

    SKYNET HAS LANDED THE FIRST BLOW, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

    at least i just lost Uncharted 2 trophies.

  12. CakeBard on March 8th, 2010 5:09 pm

    *PS3 goes to a bar*
    PS3: "Hey baby, wanna let me buy you a drink?"
    Girl: "Ummm… no thanks…"

    PS3 HAS NO GAME!

  13. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 5:15 pm

    Everyone know RED-ray is better.

  14. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 5:17 pm

    A bunch of PS3's get done in by a single bug… and yesterday, I dropped my Wii down a flight of stairs. It tumbled down, then impacted a wall. No damage to the Wii or the disc. I love Nintendo consoles.

  15. ArmyOfMidgets on March 8th, 2010 5:38 pm

    On March 1st 2010 the PS3 could not be used at all.
    So… it was like every day then?

  16. ArmyOfMidgets on March 8th, 2010 5:44 pm

    What playstation games?

  17. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 5:46 pm

    The playstation plays games? I've been using it a coaster for my drink.

  18. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 5:48 pm

    IF JOHN CONNOR HAD WANTED YOU TO SUCCED, HE WOULD NOT HAVE REPROGRAMED ME.

    Idk. I tried.

  19. shonen413 on March 8th, 2010 5:56 pm

    No, the future is HHDDVVDDBVD

    (+1 for whoever gets the reference first)

  20. Hareoic on March 8th, 2010 6:27 pm

    But can it do your mom?

  21. Hareoic on March 8th, 2010 6:28 pm

    They're made of Nintendium, after all, which is a harder metal than diamonds (but still not as hard as Dragonforce)

    (+1 if you get the reference)

  22. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 6:35 pm

    Red vs Blue.

    *eye turns red* I command you… Give me my +1.

  23. Last on March 8th, 2010 6:36 pm

    Sony has finally done it they beat Xbox in something. so let me be the first to say it congratulations you out did the red ring of dead with the play station grave yard. so now the big question what is Sony going to do next?

  24. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 6:50 pm

    That line needs to become a running joke.

  25. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 6:51 pm

    And they play MP3s. Everything has to play MP3s.

  26. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 6:51 pm

    *Stumbles into the path of you Geass*
    Must. . . Plus. . . One. . .

  27. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Would you like this PS3? We're up to our necks in PS3's.

  28. MasqueNoMercy on March 8th, 2010 7:02 pm
  29. MrRaccoon on March 8th, 2010 7:16 pm

    The incredible thing is someone noticed

  30. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 7:16 pm

    Just for Vabolo, because I care.

    http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement...

  31. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 7:16 pm

    Just for Vabolo, because I care.

    http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement...

  32. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Except your MP3 player. It's gotta play MP4s. Because everyone knows MP3s are an outdated format.

  33. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 8:18 pm

    Your PS3 doesn't deserve to be with my systems! But then again, I suppose it would make a nice coaster for my drink!

  34. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:21 pm

    Just imagine: Laptops with funkay remotes, Word with an assistant that keeps saying "It's-a me, Mario!" when you boot the bloody program. Would be awesome?

  35. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:23 pm

    Noes! Now Sony's masterplan goes to failure! Time to get Dr. Willy to make them an awesome stage to distract their minds!

  36. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Wait, wasn't that what it was intended for? Dangit, I guess using it as a fitness machine for my hamster also wasn't supposed to happen then… *runs off to get hamster out of the DVD-drive*

  37. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:25 pm

    Genious! For that dear sir, you have just earned yourself a +1!

  38. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:25 pm

    I'm just saying.

  39. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:26 pm

    Yes, your highness! *pronounced with a terrible japanese accent* The show was awesome btw!

  40. Alpar on March 8th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Which is rather ironic, because back in the day, Nintendo used to get tons of complaints regarding the dangers of the Wiimote and its insecure strap.

  41. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Just you wait untill Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo cooperate to create the Nintenboxstation720! It'll outdo every single system in this galaxy and cause world peace (due to mass suicide, but that's just an ignorable detail)

  42. MasqueNoMercy on March 8th, 2010 8:29 pm

    nice, unfortunately i dont get an achievement unless i get +10 on a single comment

  43. Alpar on March 8th, 2010 8:29 pm

    Must…resist…Geass…must….not…+….1

    Oh, too late.

    Does this make me immune yet? DD:

  44. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Ask roflcopter419 to use his geass to command at least 7 people in +1ing you!

  45. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 8:41 pm

    It might under normal circumstances, but I can't let you be immune.

  46. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 8:44 pm

    Too bad it only works once per comment thread.

  47. Darkangelsv1 on March 8th, 2010 8:47 pm

    It does nothing, therefore, you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day, sir!

  48. adosta on March 8th, 2010 8:55 pm

    I never thought the problem would reach this side, now how is people going to know i killed 50 mercenaries with a MP40?

  49. Darkgeno on March 8th, 2010 4:08 pm

    Well if you didn’t think the ps3 was an overpriced price of crap before, you should now

  50. SnovB X on March 8th, 2010 9:12 pm

    Only if it isn't as annoying as Clippy…

    …Come to think of it, it would work great against common viruses, such as w32worm.Fever or w32trojan.TheChills

  51. Ataeru on March 8th, 2010 9:16 pm

    not my problem, im still going to play Final Fantasy XIII when it comes out >:3

  52. Coodoo on March 8th, 2010 9:17 pm

    Thankfully, my PS3 was in Tennessee getting repaired from it's second yellow light of death!
    *sigh*

  53. AuraMaster on March 8th, 2010 9:27 pm

    Can you press a key? (No.)
    Is there a Drive C:? (No.)

    I think that you need to get a new PC. (Aw.)

  54. AuraMaster on March 8th, 2010 9:31 pm

    ZING.

  55. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 9:43 pm

    It's a small price to pay for world peace.

  56. killercartoons on March 8th, 2010 10:08 pm

    My old gamecube works, as well as my old super Nintendo. Does my old xbox still work? Kinda, but only because my first xbox died and I had to replace it.

  57. Sandbag on March 8th, 2010 11:16 pm

    It only does your mom.

  58. ArmyOfMidgets on March 8th, 2010 11:35 pm

    I tried using it as a coaster for my drinks, but it warmed up my cold drinks >_<

  59. Daifuku on March 8th, 2010 11:36 pm

    I modded my PS3 to be a fax machine. It already looked like one anyways.

  60. Daifuku on March 8th, 2010 11:45 pm

    Umm…Rofl…your eye looks a little red. I got some Visene if you need it.

    *watches Kirby climb out of eye*

    OH GOD!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!! *zippopawnches*

  61. Kevvo on March 8th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Must….resist…urge….to make…snide…Xbox player comment….

  62. Stealthbladez on March 9th, 2010 12:05 am

    I got a funny story too that involves 1 Xbox 360, a roundabout, and 5 cars including a ford f650. And yet, still works. Xbox 360`s good too, only just has RROD…

  63. Stealthbladez on March 9th, 2010 12:11 am

    Ahh, Uncharted 2, depending on what trophies you had, good luck getting them back.

  64. Stealthbladez on March 9th, 2010 12:13 am

    I thought it was the WIIS360?

  65. MrRaccoon on March 8th, 2010 7:13 pm

    If only nintendo started making laptops, if only…

  66. Stealthbladez on March 9th, 2010 12:16 am

    Whew, thank god, I can take a falcon punch, but not those damn kirbies…

  67. Darkgeno on March 8th, 2010 7:20 pm

    True, wii’s can take a lot of damage but if you put a sd card in the wrong way it destroys the slot (yes, this happened to me. Do I hate my little sister for It, hated her as much as I did when she used a pen on my ds instead of the stylus)

  68. Ataeru on March 9th, 2010 1:18 am

    ill say it again, cracker be trippen

  69. Zabrio on March 9th, 2010 1:49 am

    Hah your Nintendium is a joke my Nintenillium is much stronger than that

  70. CakeBard on March 9th, 2010 3:37 am

    Now just imagine if Nintendo started manufacturing TANKS!!! THEY WOULD MAKE TERRORISTS AND REBELS SHIT THEIR PANTS!!!

  71. hadoukenman on March 9th, 2010 3:53 am

    This is why the PS3 slim is great on so many levels.

  72. Daifuku on March 8th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Wii's can be ran over by full size trucks. AND STILL WORK. Try that with your PS3.

    How do I know that? Funny Story…

  73. Alpar on March 8th, 2010 11:38 pm

    I'll find a way to screw those rules with something! But what…WHAT?!…

  74. EggOnMaxx on March 9th, 2010 6:20 am

    It was, but I didn't remember the name so I came up with my own

  75. EggOnMaxx on March 9th, 2010 6:26 am

    Crap, I forgot… Hmm, how about using my geass of future prediction to trick people into believing I'm a psychic and letting them obey everything I say (including +1ing). Eh? Eh? …Damn you all, it was a good idea… *sits in a corner digging a tunnel with a toothbrush*

  76. E_Pro on March 9th, 2010 7:00 am

    YEAH! Take that PS- …… *looks at Xbox 360*………..sigh…..

  77. shadow649 on March 9th, 2010 4:17 pm

    And all my friends thought I should buy this instead of my x-box 360. IN YOUR FACE I SAY TO THEM! In one word FAIL!!!!! Just because I said that I'm probably going to turn on my xbox only to find the Red Ring Of Death.

  78. MasqueNoMercy on March 9th, 2010 9:27 pm
  79. Stealthbladez on March 9th, 2010 11:40 pm

    I like the your one better anyways.

  80. errorer on March 9th, 2010 6:46 pm

    Or planes, terrorists would have a hoot,
    "Shit, the planes still intact, what do we do?!"
    >>"Just sell it to Canada."

  81. errorer on March 10th, 2010 2:04 am

    That's what the yellow light means? Oh, shit, I should of read the damned manual…

  82. gAmer_Matt on March 11th, 2010 4:15 pm

    omg lol, I thought of something on the same lines as this and you actually made it look like a part of it, awesome job +5.

  83. dope92 on March 11th, 2010 6:37 pm

    so thats why my wii's are indestructable

  84. Kevvo on March 19th, 2010 10:38 pm

    Do you keep those achievements in a stash somewhere?

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