IT ONLY DOES NOTHING.

In case you didn’t hear, our PS3’s were rendered unplayable by a recent bug… hence this commercial parody!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2010 · 10:19 AM 
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84 Responses to “IT ONLY DOES NOTHING.”

  1. meinmattias on March 8th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Blu-ray? More like Blu-fake and gay. *cough*

  2. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 3:45 pm

    Can't let you play those, PS3 games.

  3. Xyonas on March 8th, 2010 3:54 pm

    OBJECTION! Why would someone turn on their PS3? BECAUSE THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES!

  4. Draken on March 8th, 2010 4:24 pm

    I heard about this after the fact. I didn't experience this problem.

  5. SnovB X on March 8th, 2010 4:41 pm

    It's a conspiracy! Sony wanted the all the Playstation 3 to turn back to 31/12/1999 so they could cause the millenium bug!

    Though mine didn't do it. I have a wolf sticker on it.

  6. OrionX on March 8th, 2010 4:44 pm
  7. adosta on March 8th, 2010 5:02 pm

    SKYNET HAS LANDED THE FIRST BLOW, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

    at least i just lost Uncharted 2 trophies.

  8. CakeBard on March 8th, 2010 5:09 pm

    *PS3 goes to a bar*
    PS3: "Hey baby, wanna let me buy you a drink?"
    Girl: "Ummm… no thanks…"

    PS3 HAS NO GAME!

  9. Leo058 on March 8th, 2010 5:17 pm

    A bunch of PS3's get done in by a single bug… and yesterday, I dropped my Wii down a flight of stairs. It tumbled down, then impacted a wall. No damage to the Wii or the disc. I love Nintendo consoles.

  10. ArmyOfMidgets on March 8th, 2010 5:38 pm

    On March 1st 2010 the PS3 could not be used at all.
    So… it was like every day then?

  11. Hareoic on March 8th, 2010 6:27 pm

    But can it do your mom?

  12. Last on March 8th, 2010 6:36 pm

    Sony has finally done it they beat Xbox in something. so let me be the first to say it congratulations you out did the red ring of dead with the play station grave yard. so now the big question what is Sony going to do next?

  13. MrRaccoon on March 8th, 2010 7:16 pm

    The incredible thing is someone noticed

  14. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:23 pm

    Noes! Now Sony's masterplan goes to failure! Time to get Dr. Willy to make them an awesome stage to distract their minds!

  15. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Wait, wasn't that what it was intended for? Dangit, I guess using it as a fitness machine for my hamster also wasn't supposed to happen then… *runs off to get hamster out of the DVD-drive*

  16. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Just you wait untill Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo cooperate to create the Nintenboxstation720! It'll outdo every single system in this galaxy and cause world peace (due to mass suicide, but that's just an ignorable detail)

  17. MasqueNoMercy on March 8th, 2010 8:29 pm

    nice, unfortunately i dont get an achievement unless i get +10 on a single comment

  18. EggOnMaxx on March 8th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Ask roflcopter419 to use his geass to command at least 7 people in +1ing you!

  19. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 8:41 pm

    It might under normal circumstances, but I can't let you be immune.

  20. Roflcopter419 on March 8th, 2010 8:44 pm

    Too bad it only works once per comment thread.

  21. Darkangelsv1 on March 8th, 2010 8:47 pm

    It does nothing, therefore, you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day, sir!

  22. Darkgeno on March 8th, 2010 4:08 pm

    Well if you didn’t think the ps3 was an overpriced price of crap before, you should now

  23. Ataeru on March 8th, 2010 9:16 pm

    not my problem, im still going to play Final Fantasy XIII when it comes out >:3

  24. Coodoo on March 8th, 2010 9:17 pm

    Thankfully, my PS3 was in Tennessee getting repaired from it's second yellow light of death!
    *sigh*

  25. Kevvo on March 8th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Must….resist…urge….to make…snide…Xbox player comment….

  26. Darkgeno on March 8th, 2010 7:20 pm

    True, wii’s can take a lot of damage but if you put a sd card in the wrong way it destroys the slot (yes, this happened to me. Do I hate my little sister for It, hated her as much as I did when she used a pen on my ds instead of the stylus)

  27. hadoukenman on March 9th, 2010 3:53 am

    This is why the PS3 slim is great on so many levels.

  28. E_Pro on March 9th, 2010 7:00 am

    YEAH! Take that PS- …… *looks at Xbox 360*………..sigh…..

  29. shadow649 on March 9th, 2010 4:17 pm

    And all my friends thought I should buy this instead of my x-box 360. IN YOUR FACE I SAY TO THEM! In one word FAIL!!!!! Just because I said that I'm probably going to turn on my xbox only to find the Red Ring Of Death.

  30. gAmer_Matt on March 11th, 2010 4:15 pm

    omg lol, I thought of something on the same lines as this and you actually made it look like a part of it, awesome job +5.

  31. PKMN Trainer Lucas on April 27th, 2011 12:28 am

    come on guys, don't hate the player, hate the games

    wait……. what games

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