Matt Damon may be a good actor, but can he run through a loop while collecting rings? Yeah, I didn’t think so. When Sonic’s in a film, he does all his own stunts!
By Colonel Witty Hill (click to see a side by side movie poster comparison)
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With the Heavy as Eggman, maybe? Ve must push little hedgehog!
I'd compare Sonic to Eddie Murphy. Bankable and his stuff makes money, but stars in a lot of crap and hasn't made anything decent or as good as his early stuff in many many years.
"This Hedgehog is Done Saving Furry Woodland Creatures" is what Sega thought when they thought when they gave Sonic a new spin (pun unintended). We will miss you awesome Sonic games…
Starring Scout as Knuckles the Echidna! "BONK! Where's my emerald fat cakes?"
Who would Eggman be then? That one mexican guy that always seems to be an extra in every movie, including in "YES" where Captain Falcon played the guitar to get him down from the ledge?
Scouts mom would be Rouge.
You know, since they're both whores.
GET IT!?
I don't get it… hm… Maybe it's because… no not because Rouge has breasts that put human women to shame… Damn this'll keep me up all night.
MY ROBOT FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!!!
But I haven't forgiven him yet! Ahhh!! Now the thread makes no sense!!
Nooooo!!! http://gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/…
Perhaps the creator of Rouge was a furry?
CRY SOME MOAR!!!!!!
How the hell did this happen??? OAO
EMERALDS MAKE ME BIG AND STRONG!
Robotnik:Vhat's dat, Snively? Kill them all? Good Idea!
Snively: B-but, sir I didn't--
Robotnik: You dare talk back to me, tiny baby man?
Snively: -sigh- No, sirrr….
He's a loose-cannon 'hog on the edge that plays by nobody's rules but his own!
…No, seriously…dude defies the laws of gravity on a regular basis.
As soon as I saw "Sonic" and "film" in the same sentence, I immediately thought of this:
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havent you ever heard of the giant titted bat?
heavy as big?
"vat was that froggy? kill zem all? good idea! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Quick word of wisdom. You replied to the wrong post.
Looks like Sonic…
*Puts on shades*
just screwed the rules
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No no no. Duke Nukem as Big. It makes sense and sells tickets!
And pushes forward the premiere date…
I'd see it… and record it… and upload a pirate version on the internets
Super emerald faking… Go! *replaces them with rubies*
It's gonna be just like bourne hedgehogacy series.
Although this has nothing to do with TF2, this comment thread is full of TF2 references.
LITTLE COMMENTS ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO….
http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=1020
That is all.
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That is all.
+1 because I used to watch that show. >_>
Yea, just like Duke Nukem 3D.
BUT I KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GING TO DO TOO. . .
Wait. . .
omg lol, the first thing i thought of when I saw the name for this movie in the trailer was "Green Hill Zone." I think that this poster was inevidatbly going to be made by someone, and you did an aweseom job, +5.