GREEN HILL ZONE

Matt Damon may be a good actor, but can he run through a loop while collecting rings? Yeah, I didn’t think so. When Sonic’s in a film, he does all his own stunts!
By Colonel Witty Hill (click to see a side by side movie poster comparison)

GREEN ZONE

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2010 · 11:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (111 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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32 Responses to “GREEN HILL ZONE”

  1. meinmattias on March 9th, 2010 4:50 am

    With the Heavy as Eggman, maybe? Ve must push little hedgehog!

  2. Nick Soapdish on March 9th, 2010 4:52 am

    I'd compare Sonic to Eddie Murphy. Bankable and his stuff makes money, but stars in a lot of crap and hasn't made anything decent or as good as his early stuff in many many years.

  3. VyseRogueKing on March 9th, 2010 4:54 am

    "This Hedgehog is Done Saving Furry Woodland Creatures" is what Sega thought when they thought when they gave Sonic a new spin (pun unintended). We will miss you awesome Sonic games…

  4. CakeBard on March 9th, 2010 4:57 am

    Starring Scout as Knuckles the Echidna! "BONK! Where's my emerald fat cakes?"

  5. CakeBard on March 9th, 2010 4:58 am

    Who would Eggman be then? That one mexican guy that always seems to be an extra in every movie, including in "YES" where Captain Falcon played the guitar to get him down from the ledge?

  6. ZombieGoasts on March 9th, 2010 5:04 am

    Scouts mom would be Rouge.
    You know, since they're both whores.
    GET IT!?

  7. VyseRogueKing on March 9th, 2010 5:08 am

    I don't get it… hm… Maybe it's because… no not because Rouge has breasts that put human women to shame… Damn this'll keep me up all night.

  8. ZombieGoasts on March 9th, 2010 5:09 am

    MY ROBOT FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!!!

  9. Nick Soapdish on March 9th, 2010 5:13 am

    But I haven't forgiven him yet! Ahhh!! Now the thread makes no sense!!
    Nooooo!!! http://gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/…

  10. ZombieGoasts on March 9th, 2010 5:17 am

    Perhaps the creator of Rouge was a furry?

  11. MasterLuigi452 on March 9th, 2010 5:17 am

    CRY SOME MOAR!!!!!!

  12. CakeBard on March 9th, 2010 6:00 am

    How the hell did this happen??? OAO

  13. CakeBard on March 9th, 2010 6:03 am

    EMERALDS MAKE ME BIG AND STRONG!

  14. aimless_void on March 9th, 2010 6:12 am

    Robotnik:Vhat's dat, Snively? Kill them all? Good Idea!

    Snively: B-but, sir I didn't--

    Robotnik: You dare talk back to me, tiny baby man?

    Snively: -sigh- No, sirrr….

  15. aimless_void on March 9th, 2010 6:15 am

    He's a loose-cannon 'hog on the edge that plays by nobody's rules but his own!

    …No, seriously…dude defies the laws of gravity on a regular basis.

  16. AuraMaster on March 9th, 2010 7:29 am

    As soon as I saw "Sonic" and "film" in the same sentence, I immediately thought of this:

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  17. rory_m on March 9th, 2010 7:30 am

    havent you ever heard of the giant titted bat?

  18. combatbeaver on March 9th, 2010 7:34 am

    heavy as big?

    "vat was that froggy? kill zem all? good idea! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

  19. VyseRogueKing on March 9th, 2010 5:02 am

    Quick word of wisdom. You replied to the wrong post.

  20. shonen413 on March 9th, 2010 2:05 pm

    Looks like Sonic…
    *Puts on shades*
    just screwed the rules
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. BlueChameleon on March 9th, 2010 2:12 pm

    No no no. Duke Nukem as Big. It makes sense and sells tickets!

    And pushes forward the premiere date…

  22. MrRaccoon on March 9th, 2010 3:41 pm

    I'd see it… and record it… and upload a pirate version on the internets

  23. EggOnMaxx on March 9th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Super emerald faking… Go! *replaces them with rubies*

  24. nobrain on March 9th, 2010 5:44 pm

    It's gonna be just like bourne hedgehogacy series.

  25. dimomarg on March 9th, 2010 8:16 pm

    Although this has nothing to do with TF2, this comment thread is full of TF2 references.
    LITTLE COMMENTS ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

  26. Alpar on March 9th, 2010 9:12 pm

    YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO….

  27. Alpar on March 9th, 2010 9:53 pm
  28. Alpar on March 9th, 2010 9:53 pm
  29. meinmattias on March 10th, 2010 5:16 am

    +1 because I used to watch that show. >_>

  30. ZombieGoasts on March 10th, 2010 7:46 am

    Yea, just like Duke Nukem 3D.

  31. ZombieGoasts on March 10th, 2010 7:47 am

    BUT I KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GING TO DO TOO. . .
    Wait. . .

  32. gAmer_Matt on March 11th, 2010 4:22 pm

    omg lol, the first thing i thought of when I saw the name for this movie in the trailer was "Green Hill Zone." I think that this poster was inevidatbly going to be made by someone, and you did an aweseom job, +5.

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