SEGA LOCK-ON TECHNOLOGY - YES YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH

And then he switched it on… and blew all the circuit breakers in the house!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 6, 2010 · 1:10 PM 
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95 Responses to “SEGA LOCK-ON TECHNOLOGY”

  1. ZombieGoasts on March 6th, 2010 6:18 pm

    LETS SEE EGGMAN STOP ME NOW!

  2. gsruler on March 6th, 2010 6:19 pm

    Leaning tower of Sega?

  3. Shawn Handyside on March 6th, 2010 6:21 pm

    NEEDS MOAR GAME GENIES

  4. Rogan on March 6th, 2010 6:22 pm

    somone name the devices gogogo

  5. ZombieGoasts on March 6th, 2010 6:22 pm

    What we don't see is the other thousand attachments connected to the disc reader. A camera can only take so much.

  6. ZombieGoasts on March 6th, 2010 6:28 pm

    I'm sure if we do it will look something like this:

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  7. Roflcopter419 on March 6th, 2010 6:28 pm

    …and then, the system refused to run.

    Can't let you play with those, add-ons.

  8. ElvaanAlex on March 6th, 2010 6:28 pm

    Not many people can unleash the power of the Cleaning System.

  9. Rocker23220 on March 6th, 2010 6:30 pm

    The Sega itself, Game Genie, and Sonic, that's all I recognize. Haha.

    Fail D'=

  10. DClaw on March 6th, 2010 6:32 pm

    Oh damn I forgot you could do this…

    Fear me and my SEGA VACUUEM-CLEANER!

    I will suck Nintendo's money 1 coin at a time!

  11. DClaw on March 6th, 2010 6:33 pm

    I do believe the only character that would be stuck even with Game Genie would be Knuckles… Damn his inability to jump high!

  12. DClaw on March 6th, 2010 6:38 pm

    Sega megadrive, Sega CD, Game genie, Sega 32x, Sega Genisis Cleaning Device (?)
    Sonic CD, Sonic and Knuckles (x2), Sonic 3.

    This was from the top of my head. Do I win?

  13. DRKS on March 6th, 2010 6:45 pm

    Where's Xzibit when we need him.

  14. DClaw on March 6th, 2010 6:46 pm

    *Takes a bite out of Tome of the Dead*

    Hmm….A bit chewy…Needs more Sugar!

  15. Shadoworc01 on March 6th, 2010 6:49 pm

    Wasn't there an AVGN about this?

  16. ZombieGoasts on March 6th, 2010 6:53 pm

    I'll go get so- *headshot*

  17. CakeBard on March 6th, 2010 6:54 pm

    My god… not even Eggman could have thought up an invention as diabolical as this…

  18. Darkangelsv1 on March 6th, 2010 6:54 pm

    I remember doing this, albeit not that extreme.
    Further proof that GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T. Nintendo can't create an addon tower!

  19. VyseRogueKing on March 6th, 2010 7:07 pm

    Me: hm…I wonder what would happen if you turn it on… *turns on*

    Sega Monstrosity: OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? TURN ME OFF!!! THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!! HRAAGGGH

    Me: O_o *turns off* No one will ever mention what happened here today. Now if you excuse I'll be in the bathroom throwing up last month's lunch.

  20. Zabrio on March 6th, 2010 7:11 pm

    This was actually sega's attempt to build a game tower to the moon, sadly they stopped at only crotch high

  21. Alpar on March 6th, 2010 7:22 pm

    We need a Falcon version that relates to this using the story of the Tower of Babel.

    NOW!

  22. Alpar on March 6th, 2010 7:26 pm

    IIII HAAAAATE THAAAAAAAAT EEEEEEEEGGMAAAAAAAAAAN!

  23. FoxyMayo on March 6th, 2010 7:28 pm

    Player has found: Towering Pillar of Sega Technology.

  24. Leo058 on March 6th, 2010 7:41 pm

    I once had a Game Genie, Sonic & Knuckles, and Sonic 3 on at the same time, and I feared that it would break the system.

    Apparently I was wrong.

  25. OrionX on March 6th, 2010 8:03 pm

    C'mon! Step it u-- Oh…
    Um… Should we do this again some time?

  26. King_Leonidas on March 6th, 2010 8:15 pm

    THIS! IS! SEGA!

  27. Zabrio on March 6th, 2010 8:15 pm

    What has done can never be undone D:

  28. MasterLuigi452 on March 6th, 2010 8:40 pm

    Obsession: you could have invested therapy instead, but then what would you do on Friday night?

  29. Hareoic on March 6th, 2010 8:49 pm

    I HATE AIRMAN

  30. Hareoic on March 6th, 2010 8:50 pm

    For a moment, I thought it was a vacuum. Sucks that it wasn't.

  31. dimomarg on March 6th, 2010 9:06 pm

    A couple more game genies and you'll be close to chuck norris' power. well, at least a fraction of it… A very small one.

  32. Zabrio on March 6th, 2010 9:18 pm

    Babylon Tower, Sega Edition

  33. BurnoutSpartan on March 6th, 2010 9:18 pm

    The real joke is the kid has two copies of Sonic & Knuckles.

  34. ThePinkSpartan on March 6th, 2010 10:00 pm

    PINGAS!

  35. ThePinkSpartan on March 6th, 2010 10:01 pm

    Masturbate.

  36. ThePinkSpartan on March 6th, 2010 10:02 pm

    Corporate Slave Driver -- Our addons will block out the sun!

    Sega gamer -- Then we shall game in the shade!

  37. JohnPoe on March 6th, 2010 10:08 pm

    Congratulations, you've figured out Lock-on technology. Holding A to charge your lazer and all? I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

  38. EggOnMaxx on March 6th, 2010 10:18 pm

    Ready your energy drinks and drink them hearthily.
    Because tonight, we game, in hell!

  39. EggOnMaxx on March 6th, 2010 10:21 pm

    A fraction so small, that even bill gates can beats you at halo. No seriously, the guy sucks at the game ^_^ target="_blank"> just look at what he's doing on-screen

  40. EggOnMaxx on March 6th, 2010 10:21 pm

    Show us your towers!

  41. EggOnMaxx on March 6th, 2010 10:23 pm

    Damn you Sega! Damn you!

  42. EggOnMaxx on March 6th, 2010 10:24 pm

    Crap, that wasn't a zombie now was it? Shitty names these days. Back in my- HEY YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN!

  43. Silverberg on March 6th, 2010 5:29 pm

    So when does it turn into Voltron?

  44. Caelun_Niveus on March 6th, 2010 11:15 pm
  45. ThePinkSpartan on March 6th, 2010 11:38 pm

    +1 for epic HL2 dialogue reference.

  46. meinmattias on March 6th, 2010 11:40 pm

    When my friend said this was a 'hot' combination, I didn't think he meant it literally. His house burned down.

  47. ZombieGoasts on March 6th, 2010 6:41 pm

    I have a moldy cookie and some kind of Tome of of the Dead.
    Take your pick.
    :8D

  48. ZombieGoasts on March 6th, 2010 6:50 pm

    YO DAWG!
    I HEARD YOU LIKED SEGA ADD-ONS!
    SO WE PUT AN ADD-ON IN YO ADD-ON IN YO ADD-ON!
    So you can fuck up your entire system while you play.

  49. Alpar on March 6th, 2010 11:56 pm

    I didn't know Sega was partially Wolfite…

  50. Roflcopter419 on March 7th, 2010 12:02 am

    What did you expect? Sega can't let you have any, good sonic games.

  51. Caelun_Niveus on March 7th, 2010 12:12 am

    Have said therapy on Friday.

    PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

  52. Daifuku on March 7th, 2010 12:40 am

    Achievement Unlocked: Unpossible.
    Find a way to make the 32x be awesome.

  53. Coodoo on March 7th, 2010 12:49 am

    The leaning tower of Sonic! It DOES exist!

  54. Alpar on March 7th, 2010 1:07 am

    Maybe go dating.

    ….

    That was a joke, hahah, FAT CHANCE!

  55. Alpar on March 7th, 2010 1:08 am

    UNLESS SONIC 4 (Doesn't suck, which it most likely will.)

  56. LordCupcake on March 7th, 2010 1:10 am

    Answering the question of what happens when you turn it on; there's a skeleton in the background who's legs you can not see, and a pair of legs standing behind the device.

    My condolences to the designer.

  57. Roflcopter419 on March 7th, 2010 1:37 am

    Since Sonic-1-3?

    Anyways, I have faith that Sonic 4 may not suck.

  58. Pringer X on March 7th, 2010 2:26 am

    This kinda reminds me of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

  59. Acrazymonke on March 7th, 2010 2:55 am

    he turned it off, it has been undone

  60. Jet_Sparrow on March 7th, 2010 2:59 am

    You're too slo-uh…tall!

  61. Kirby_Emprer on March 7th, 2010 3:35 am

    i wonder what the angry video game nerd would say about this O_O

  62. Roflcopter419 on March 7th, 2010 3:36 am

    I imagine it would be something along the lines of "AAAASS!" or "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"

  63. ZombieGoasts on March 7th, 2010 3:56 am

    PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR ADD-ONS!!

  64. Zabrio on March 7th, 2010 5:08 am

    I see your sega logo and raise you the sega launcher
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    (sorry bout bad quality seems not many PSU videos floating around >>)

  65. dimomarg on March 7th, 2010 5:23 am

    my god…From the first 10 seconds it's obvious that he is absolutely terrible… and I don't even play Halo.

  66. VyseRogueKing on March 7th, 2010 6:57 am

    but never unseen. *cough* kirbyuntooned *cough*

  67. ZombieGoasts on March 7th, 2010 2:00 am

    ADD MOAR GAME GENIES!!

  68. EggOnMaxx on March 7th, 2010 7:44 am

    Can't let you have that, faith. Sonic r doomd!

  69. X_Intolerable_X on March 7th, 2010 7:44 am

    This is how SKYNET actually came online.

  70. EggOnMaxx on March 7th, 2010 7:45 am

    Somewhere halfway he's shooting a wall and then trying to find the sky xD

  71. GullibleGregory on March 7th, 2010 8:10 am

    Sega makes lawn chairs now?

  72. Kirby_Emprer on March 7th, 2010 8:21 am

    they were probably thinking about ass.

  73. Captain Rehab on March 7th, 2010 1:40 pm

    *Eyes Melt*

  74. Captain Rehab on March 7th, 2010 1:41 pm

    maybe it just needs more FIAH

  75. Captain Rehab on March 7th, 2010 1:43 pm

    Too bad the entire operation is funded by spinning gold rings…

  76. Alpar on March 7th, 2010 1:44 pm

    RAWKIT launchairs =)

  77. Captain Rehab on March 7th, 2010 1:44 pm

    I have to admit, this is the first picture in a while that actually made me laugh out loud

  78. Alpar on March 7th, 2010 1:45 pm

    Sadly, it's part of the Sonic cycle. For whatever new Sonic game looks reassuring, we fall for it anyway.

  79. Red_Skull on March 7th, 2010 2:24 pm

    Im sorry any one can attach a cleaning system which isnt a game and multiple sonic and knuckles games over and over again if your gonna do it do it right with the bottom attachment sega CD which makes it even taller

  80. Roflcopter419 on March 7th, 2010 3:11 pm

    If this game fails, Sega could sell the franchise to a GOOD developer. At least that way we'd get a good game.

  81. revertedtozero on March 7th, 2010 3:29 pm

    I think he means the concept of "Beyond the Impossible"

  82. Daifuku on March 7th, 2010 3:34 pm

    That must be modded for much win!

  83. EggOnMaxx on March 7th, 2010 4:44 pm

    More likely than you think! It's the Seeeeeeeeeegaaa Tooooooweeer! (reference to tetris god)

  84. Captain Rehab on March 7th, 2010 1:41 pm

    … Tower Sega?

  85. dope92 on March 7th, 2010 6:56 pm

    COMING MASTER!!!!

  86. dope92 on March 7th, 2010 6:57 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMAR!

    rocket lawn chairs

  87. dope92 on March 7th, 2010 6:59 pm

    and thus. life has a purpose

    MOAR SONIC KNUCKLES PEICES!

  88. Alpar on March 7th, 2010 10:07 pm

    GRAMMER HAMMER!

    GRAMMER HAMMER!

  89. ZombieGoasts on March 7th, 2010 11:28 pm

    ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWER!!

  90. ZombieGoasts on March 7th, 2010 11:29 pm

    Aww… Someone didn't like my comment
    D;

  91. Pringer X on March 8th, 2010 1:45 am

    Actually I was referring to later in the series where they had simon piloting Lagann which was plugged into 3 other mechs of progressively larger size.

    Watch the last episode and you'll see what I mean.

  92. ZombieGoasts on March 8th, 2010 5:02 am

    No, I understand what you mean. They all just get progressively bigger until they are literally fighting with universes. But I just like to quote the loud bits.

  93. hadoukenman on March 9th, 2010 3:59 am

    It's hax + 9001

  94. Navy_Pheonix on June 19th, 2010 5:32 am

    I think the skeleton in the background was some other human he was supposed to feed. No point anyways, seeing as how the pile of technology he has is large enough to replace a person.

  95. Aboithagameboi on July 10th, 2011 10:59 am

    I thought this was a vacuum cleaner when I first saw it D:

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