SAMUS'S WEAKNESS - How did nobody notice this until now?

Interesting… interesting… this data could prove valuable to a Miss Mother Brain!
Of course it’s not the first time a debilitating weakness has been found on Halolz!
By sasuketoo

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 2, 2010 · 11:03 AM 
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Backstab, Irony, Metroid, Motivational, Nintendo, PC, Science/Math

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147 Responses to “SAMUS’S WEAKNESS”

  1. killercartoons on March 2nd, 2010 4:10 pm

    Well there goes all my battle secrets in Brawl…

  2. TalkingBidoof on March 2nd, 2010 4:12 pm

    I was going to say something witty and mean about this, but I can't. This is just so lame that there is nothing to do about it but shake your head and click one star.

  3. OrionX on March 2nd, 2010 4:24 pm

    That's not Samus's weakness. That's the weakness of every straight guy or lesbian. Press that button, Samus's armor comes off, and BAM. Instant nosebleed.

  4. Samus_Aran on March 2nd, 2010 4:31 pm

    HEY! Don't tell them that! It's supposed to be secret!

  5. MrRaccoon on March 2nd, 2010 4:31 pm

    Samus: Installing a self-destruct button wasn't my brightest idea

  6. MercenaryBlue on March 2nd, 2010 4:37 pm

    Fake.
    I can tell its shopped by the pixels around the button.
    I saw quite alot of photoshops in my time.

  7. ArmyOfMidgets on March 2nd, 2010 4:42 pm

    There's always a way to fix that though, JUSTIN BAILEY >3

  8. Hejiru on March 2nd, 2010 4:58 pm

    If I were Samus, I'd get that checked out. I could recommend a doctor, but unforunately he is only useful in matters of the fever or the chills.

  9. adosta on March 2nd, 2010 5:02 pm

    That would explain why she loses everything in each installment so easily.

  10. Badonk on March 2nd, 2010 5:45 pm

    Let's hope her zero suit has one as well :D

  11. JohnPoe on March 2nd, 2010 6:26 pm

    Now THERE'S motivation to get a backstab.

  12. Leo058 on March 2nd, 2010 6:48 pm

    Press her weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

  13. DClaw on March 2nd, 2010 8:30 pm

    Oh exploitable weaknesses…How we miss you!

  14. MassiveDamage on March 2nd, 2010 9:14 pm

    Why is it that when i saw this the first thing that come to my head was:
    "Ooo… What does this button do?"

  15. Someguy5031 on March 2nd, 2010 9:23 pm

    Alas, Mother brain has no hands.

  16. Alpar on March 2nd, 2010 9:48 pm

    Then the fanboys were only to be dissapointed by a Zero Suit Samus

    With no button on the back.

  17. FoxyMayo on March 2nd, 2010 10:00 pm

    Those GODDAMNED CHOZO!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!

    But assuming that it does make her armor fall off… Those Chozo must've been some lonely people… and Samus could make a strip performance pretty interesting…

    On the other hand, if it makes her EXPLODE…

  18. Badonk on March 2nd, 2010 5:45 pm

    Let's hope her zero suit has one as well :D

  19. sasuketoo on March 2nd, 2010 11:08 pm

    Finally! One of my posts were posted! Imma make this into a three part thing. All in one. Samus, ZSS, and Samus in barely anything. xP

  20. Fungo4 on March 2nd, 2010 11:21 pm

    Is that button from Conker's Bad Fur Day??

  21. meinmattias on March 3rd, 2010 1:34 am

    Motivational Caption: You're Doing it Wrong.

  22. BlueChameleon on March 3rd, 2010 2:11 am

    New Metroid: Other M location confirmed! You guessed it, it's gm_const-

    seriously, do i have to make this same damn joke again?

  23. Rocker23220 on March 3rd, 2010 3:24 am

    R.O.B. vs. Samus

    Who can press who's off switch first???

    TAKING ALL BETS!!!!

  24. hadoukenman on March 15th, 2010 2:10 am

    Don't push it yet. It could be self-destruct.

  25. elitetrashmob on March 31st, 2010 8:35 pm

    Wow. I didnt even notice it until I read the caption. -.-

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