I think I’ve earned all of these!
Courtesy of Intelligence Silliness
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 28, 2010 · 6:17 PM
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First!
Yes! YES! Oh thank you!
>:O firsts are only for the colonel… or was it commander? i don't remember D:
WHY-WON'T-YOU-DIE: Attempt to kill five fully healed Heavies with your bat. And fail.
If I had TF2 (which I’m starting to kind of wish that I did) I’d get these achievements so fast!
Those scouts are a pest. Engineers need to learn the "Toss the dispenser", and the heavies should teach them Newtons Laws: Anything big that hits them will be pushed aside
I Don't get it. . . : As a Spy, try to back-stab four Ubered Medics in one game.
People who play Scout as their best class=Douchebags
Achievement 4: Need a disp-: Get booted from the server for spamming the voice command 50 times.
HEY! I was that Medic!
Achievement unlocked: Oedipus Bonk-plex.
Get a domination on the Spy who sapped your Mother.
OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…………………….
COLONEL GETS ALL FIRSTS!-bans-
Scout=dead achievement:
Try and "run circles" around a pyro.
He got demoted. He's a captain now.
Colonel.
There is no commander around here.
Untold Achievement #5: on 2Fort, get killed constantly by Snipers while trying to cross the roof of the bridge.
untold achievement 7: Them's good eating
Successfully sell a slap chop over a match
I think you forgot "Shout for a Medic while the Medic is healing you."
Beware of Shamwow Impersonators: Dominate a Spy disguised as a Scout wielding the bat.
ZOMFG every fracking time!!!
I lol'd, but realized I had that achievement…
Too Easy: Form a Scout rush with 2 other Scouts, then get all three of you blown apart by one Crit Rocket, sticky bomb, or grenade.
I hope you're happy, you three. >:3
yeah and im a Lt Colonel
so SUCK IT
Scout bonkin his mother!
I'M a grand master. Your ranks are invalid.
Throw in some jarate and you get the most disturbing thing in the universe!
I'm an Epic Faic General…beat that!Wait….my ranks back to Private.SPYS BEEN SAPPIN' MAH RANKS!
I'm some guy with a giant laser! PEW PEW!
I'm your gods' maker, your invalideness is invalid =b
Achievement #5, part 2: FINALLY get past the snipers only to get blown away by the sentry built by their spawn.
I'm a Medical Super Private First Class! Behold my medical doodad that glows green when something is wrong.
Damn those scouts shooting for the too awesome to walk achievement. Us heavies will have to cry some more until the teleporter recharges.
…that's not a real rank.
Actually, that would be Shigeru Miyamoto. Your invalidation of my invalidation is invalid.
Inb4yodawg…
Yeah it is I just kept asking command until they gave me a promotion. (I don't remember the exact line)
Your argument over his argument on your argument being valid is invalid! Miyamoto may have created wolf, but Racc brought him to deity status or should i say anti-deity
Actually, I get that from other classes more… I dunno why.
Achievement #5, Part 3: Finally get past the snipers and the sentry gun but get mowed down by a second sentry gun in the intel room.
Achievement #6: Cherry Picker
Kill the guy who fought off three enemies and has 5 hp left.
Strike 10! :- Fail to hit anyone with 10 Sandman Taunts in a round.
Hey, I'm the captain around here.
Ah, Jocasta. Oedipus was banging his mother.
Dibs on major! (Yes!)
This has been a good day!
No, throw in Untooned Kirby and you'll have the most disturbing thing in the universe.
Waaaaah!
Achievement #5, Part 4: Get past the snipers, spawn sentry, intel sentry, and then get obliterated by the spawn sentry on your way out.
Mentlegen!
Acheivement #5, Part 5: Get past both Sentries and to the bridge only to be sniped again.
I got that as a Medic once…
I'm a Head Mage, Field Marshal, Great Troll Hunter, Envoy of Balance, AND Chief Justice of the Universe :P
Giving Head: As a Demoman, get 3 crits in a row with the Eyelander.
I think my acheivement is easiest with Kritzkrieg :P
Untooned Kirby simply adds to the disturbing factor. When talking about incest, Jarate multiplies it.
Achievement #5, Part 6: Get back into your base, get mowed down by an enemy sentry built in your own intel room.
Achievement #5, Part 7: Get all the way back to the base, take down the sentry in the intel room, only to hear "Right behind you" at 3 feet from the drop off point. (And get backstabbed of course)
I Think his mate saw me…: Get spotted 20 times as a Sniper when you are "this" close to killing your target.
Toast?
I just spam breed Bidoof and Zubat.
Hrm… I'll still argue on Untooned Kirby's addition being more so than Jarate's addition. But what about adding both?
Achievement #5, Part 7:
Escape sniping, the spawn sentry, the intel sentry, the spawn sentry, another sniping, another sentry and evade a spah attack, only to realise you never actually took the intelligence in the first place.
Achievement #5, Part 8: Ragequit.
I got that from a Heavy… so I followed him into the enemy base, and just stopped healing him when he ran into three soldiers. That'll teach him for spamming.
I get first a bunch of times, know what I do?
POST SOMETHING FUNNY.
Achievement #5, Part 10: Ragequit only to realise you did so by turning off the computer, thus not allowing you to sync your Steam account, making you not gain any of the achievements you just got.
Achievement #6: Ragequit Life
I broke your stupid crap, moron!