THE FALCON ARMY

I think DjWindmaster97 may want to make all those Weegee’s frontline infantry…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 26, 2010 · 12:28 PM 
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50 Responses to “THE FALCON ARMY”

  1. MrRaccoon on February 26th, 2010 5:31 pm

    Oh~ I get it
    So it's a one man army Rambo style?

  2. JohnPoe on February 26th, 2010 5:45 pm

    If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and…uh…hmm.

    FALCON PUNCH! FALCON KICK! HYES!

    And then the Weegees were dead and the Captain realized the army had been inside him the whole time.

  3. Captain Rehab on February 26th, 2010 5:58 pm

    Frontline infantry, or Cannon fodder?

  4. Random_Man on February 26th, 2010 6:01 pm

    Frontline, because with no one paying attenion to them, they could easily win ANY war! All Glory to the Spy Luigis.

  5. Random_Man on February 26th, 2010 6:01 pm

    UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

  6. Hejiru on February 26th, 2010 6:12 pm

    Actually, it's the perfect plan. The enemy will never know what hit 'em.

  7. Vosur on February 26th, 2010 6:18 pm

    Luigi's sapping my Sentry?

  8. BurnoutSpartan on February 26th, 2010 6:28 pm

    Unfortunately, the "heroic" Weegee 9th Platoon was mistaken for the practice dummies.

    RIP……..soldiers? I wasn't paying attention to them anyway.

  9. MasterLuigi452 on February 26th, 2010 6:43 pm

    Moves shown.

  10. Dracojounin7 on February 26th, 2010 6:52 pm

    Reconassaince is the job I'd give 'em… Nobody'd pay attention to them.

  11. dimomarg on February 26th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Can captain falcon make weegee a true warrior? hmm… maybe math can answer this.
    ∞+ -∞= 0 …. Weegee is gonna die.

  12. CJ47 on February 26th, 2010 7:02 pm

    WEEGEE PAWNCH!

    WEEGEE KICK!

    Wolf won't know what hit him

  13. Random_Man on February 26th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Who's sapping your sentry?

  14. AuraMaster on February 26th, 2010 7:23 pm

    This would make infiltration in TF2 easy as scout's mom. Then Weegee would kill the other team with THE STARE.

    It's a flawless plan.

  15. Alpar on February 26th, 2010 7:29 pm

    …Where are the recruits? All I see is Captain Falcon saluting.

  16. BlueChameleon on February 26th, 2010 7:58 pm

    The Luigi disguise. Better than a invisibility cloak!

  17. BlueChameleon on February 26th, 2010 7:59 pm

    And if they die, we can bury them in the tomb of the Unrecognised Soldier.

  18. TCC on February 26th, 2010 8:20 pm

    actually since he's on the green team he would wipe out everyone… wait… who am I talking about?… someone green… link? o.O

  19. TCC on February 26th, 2010 8:20 pm

    he IS the recruits!

  20. Senor Fox on February 26th, 2010 9:08 pm

    Luigi would make a great stealth unit…..mainly because nobody pays attention to him.

  21. JohnPoe on February 26th, 2010 9:11 pm

    Please pawnch responsibly.

  22. Rocker23220 on February 26th, 2010 9:18 pm

    So was today Luigi Day on Halolz or something???

  23. ArmyOfMidgets on February 26th, 2010 9:24 pm

    Captain Falcon: I'M ACCEPTING ANYONE! ANYONE! NO? NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN THE FALCON ARMY?
    Luigis: We Do! We Do!
    Captain Falcon: ANYBODY! JUST SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!! Guess no one is interested.
    Luigis: Please! Let us join!
    Captain Falcon: I'll just Falcon Pawnch the air *falcon pawnches the luigis by accident*

  24. DClaw on February 26th, 2010 9:50 pm

    The Luigi Brigade…

    Blue. The fool of the three. Has a very jokey air about him. Specialises in explosives.

    White. The quiet type. Likes chess. Super smart and able to turn an army of 100 trolls into babbling idiots.

    Green. Scares easily. Able to run past all optical traps and sentrys.

    Falcon. The leader of the bunch. Hits you with his special Falcon Punch.

    These four bumbling idiots will lead us for great justice and world peace!

  25. TCC on February 26th, 2010 8:18 pm

    THE ULTIMATE STEALTH WARRIORS!!!

    ..

    now if only I could remember their names… ._.

  26. Acrazymonke on February 27th, 2010 2:13 am

    PLATOON FALL IN
    I SAID FALL IN!!!
    Where he hell are those guys?

  27. SacroSankt on February 27th, 2010 3:20 am

    "Sir, we carried out the mission as intructed."

    "What's that? I can hear you but I….can't…see you."

    "Sir, we're right here."

    "Right where? I don't know who you are Private, but I've got my eye on you. Figuratively."

  28. EggOnMaxx on February 27th, 2010 8:24 am

    Guys, I just remembered something! Luigi would be the perfect opponent for Wolf! Not only does noone pay attention to him so he's pretty much invisible, but if Wolf would somehow manage to find him, Luigi would just go into the negative zone and turn wolf's tactics around wich would prevent Wolf from preventing Wolf from preventing that wich AARRGH *splode*

  29. KiruBananers on February 27th, 2010 11:13 am

    Soldier 1:I DON'T SEE THE FRONTLINE!
    Soldier 2:This is some good wee-
    *BANGBANGBANG*
    NO ONE EVER NOTICES WEEGEESQUAD.

  30. MasterLuigi452 on February 28th, 2010 6:19 am

    Luigi army is now FALCON APPROVED!!!

  31. ThePinkSpartan on March 3rd, 2010 7:25 pm

    I realise it's all in fun, but I happen to be in the U.S. Army and serving in a 'frontline infantry' unit, currently deployed to Iraq, as an infantryman.

    The Infantry is the heart of the battle. Every other job in the Army came about to support the Infantry in one way or another. We had an army before we had a country. And that army first consisted solely of Infantry. Artillery came next. Then cavalry. Then support jobs began to be incorporated. But the Infantry, Queen of Battle, came first (That's a chess reference, not gender confusion).

    An infantryman is expected to be able to, with no more than a few weeks of on-site training, do any other job in the army (save for those which require years of specialised training) that the soldiers normally tasked to those jobs spend months in training for. And the infantryman is expected to do that job just as well. Armorers, supply clerks, radio operators, field medics, combat engineers, fire support technicians, UAV operators, etc etc. If it doesn't require a specific college education (like being a surgeon) then an infantryman is expected to be capable of performing the task to and above all standards.

    I understand the joke. I understand it -is- a joke, I even lol'd a bit. I just felt moved to state my case in the aftermath of said lol. Probably because yesterday morning I recieved my Combat Infantryman Badge, awarded after an RPG strike on our little base in the middle of nowhere. Thankfully there were no friendly casualties, but even weeks later that seems more a matter of luck than aptitude on our part or ineptitude on the part of the enemy.

    In all honesty, I doubt anybody will even read this. But I do feel better just for the writing of it.

  32. Uzumakiclan43 on February 10th, 2011 8:58 pm

    * Stereotypical Gruff Drill Sargent Voice* Frontline Infantry… Frontline Infantry…. Frontline Infantry… Frontline Infantry… *Looks at Kirby* Oh, Me….

  33. Daniel on June 27th, 2011 3:09 am

    @ThePinkSpartan, thank you for your comment. We sometimes seem to make light of things that we haven’t personally experienced, which can be more than a little infair. I appreciated your story. Such retellings help us civilians to better understand the challenges of military life. I feel grateful to all our armed forces, past and present.

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