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Can't Let You HotKey That, Kwakmeister!

Oh…. that’s why your Alt+F4 hotkey won’t work? Here I thought it was malicious code, when in actuality it was a malicious wolf!
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Can’t Let You HotKey That, Kwakmeister!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2010 · 10:38 PM 
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75 Responses to “Can’t Let You HotKey That, Kwakmeister!”

  1. codemaster525 on February 25th, 2010 3:42 am

    oh you were so close. that bolded FIRST hurt you. Sorry, but -1.

  2. codemaster525 on February 25th, 2010 3:42 am

    Repost, in my Halolz?

  3. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 3:43 am

    What pumpkin?

  4. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 3:46 am

    Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, Shawn reposts things.

    Unless they were hilarious in the first place.

    *Notice, no particular word indicating the arrival of something before others has been made more noticeable to the eye in this particular post*

  5. Jfil on February 25th, 2010 3:48 am

    Can't let you repost that!

  6. codemaster525 on February 25th, 2010 3:50 am

    o i c wut u did thar. I guess you can repost like shawn did then.

  7. Fission on February 25th, 2010 3:58 am

    Everyone fails.

  8. TCC on February 25th, 2010 4:00 am

    If you were from where I was from… You'd be reposted by now!

  9. Hakokoro on February 25th, 2010 4:01 am

    Cant let you perfectly kill that!

  10. Hakokoro on February 25th, 2010 4:03 am

    There is something you should have posted-my ass!(this is not a offesne,i just couldnt resist

    Take one low rate and get another one absolutely free!

    inb4 BONK!

  11. Roflcopter419 on February 25th, 2010 4:10 am

    Can't let you make those, Wolf jokes. Topic dead.

  12. Badonk on February 25th, 2010 4:15 am

    Can't let you use that, wolf joke.

  13. Xyxoz on February 25th, 2010 4:15 am

    This comment has been deleted by the user.

  14. JohnPoe on February 25th, 2010 4:38 am

    Just what I needed to see… unnecessary Star Wolf.

  15. VyseRogueKing on February 25th, 2010 4:42 am

    Repost does not instant lolz make.

  16. OrionX on February 25th, 2010 4:53 am

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  17. NoChorus on February 25th, 2010 5:02 am

    The saying, "If it isn't broken, don't fix it" comes to mind when I look at this post.

  18. MrRaccoon on February 25th, 2010 5:17 am

    THIS motherfucking pumpkin!
    reference is win

  19. Darkangelsv1 on February 25th, 2010 5:53 am

    POINT TAKEN.

  20. Darkangelsv1 on February 25th, 2010 5:53 am

    Oh so very true.

  21. Kbman on February 25th, 2010 6:07 am

    I! REPOST! YOUR! SUBMISSIONS! I REPOST 'EM ALL!

  22. nobrain on February 25th, 2010 6:16 am

    My spidey senses are tingling…

    I sense a wolf joke about this joke

    "Can't let you repost that, wolf joke!"

    etc

  23. rory_m on February 25th, 2010 6:22 am

    or join the church of me and make playdoh figures

  24. 1GlaDOS1 on February 25th, 2010 6:34 am

    The Apertura Sciencies WOuld liKe to reMemBEr yoU REpostS are for the sake Of OuR TesTs,please do not Insult,oR STop thEM in ANy Way.

  25. SacroSankt on February 25th, 2010 7:12 am

    Shawn, what the fuck were you thinking?

  26. jjenjr on February 25th, 2010 7:41 am

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  27. EggOnMaxx on February 25th, 2010 8:24 am

    Lame repost is lame? Or there just isn't enough creativity in this world, meaning the cake is a lie!

  28. Dudewin on February 25th, 2010 8:26 am

    Oeeee, playdoh figures!
    Sign me up!

  29. MrRaccoon on February 25th, 2010 5:18 am

    Hey! Reposting is not nice!

  30. Nicholas Copernicus on February 25th, 2010 11:53 am

    I am Shawn Handyside Guy, and this is my repost. It weighs over 30 comments and gets about 1.71 average stars a post. It costs all of my dignity to think that this… was a good idea.

  31. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:09 pm

    Quite.

  32. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:09 pm

    Indeed!

  33. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:10 pm

    INDUBITABLY!

  34. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:10 pm

    And have an unfunny television series.

  35. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:12 pm

    Halolz community: NO! Not another Wolf joke! D:
    Shawn: CRY SOME MOAR! >:D

  36. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:13 pm

    Knowing him, probably selling t-shirts with a joke about chocolate dildos on them.

  37. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:14 pm

    UNLESS IT'S A DOG!

  38. Leo058 on February 25th, 2010 12:17 pm

    Alt-F4 has ordered us to take down this page.

  39. Leo058 on February 25th, 2010 12:17 pm

    Hey now… be nice.

  40. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:17 pm

    Silly OrionX, IntenseDebate formatting prefers no one! It despises all that uses it, and profoundly hates all that don't.

  41. Leo058 on February 25th, 2010 12:19 pm

    If this thing starts singing Daisy Bell, I'm out of here.

  42. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:19 pm

    You should have typed it in italics, but now you can't. >:D

    And if you actually do delete it to make me look like a fool, here's what it said:

    "This comment has been deleted by the user. "

  43. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:21 pm

    MUST.RESIST.TEMPTATION.TO.CHANGE.BELIEFS.OVER.PLAYDOH!

  44. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:22 pm

    Shouldn't you say that everone mails?

  45. Roflcopter419 on February 25th, 2010 12:24 pm

    Well, only he does.

  46. Vabolo on February 25th, 2010 12:27 pm

    My Godzilla, it's the offspring of GLaDOS and HAL9000!

    http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/21/hey-baby-wanna-k…

    Run away before it locks the iPod bay doors and fills the comments with deadly neurotoxins!

  47. Coodoo on February 25th, 2010 12:48 pm

    That… Wasn't even clever or anything!

  48. jjenjr on February 25th, 2010 8:20 am

    I sell Propane and Propane acessories

  49. Fission on February 25th, 2010 2:52 pm

    inb4 it's more likely than you think

  50. jjenjr on February 25th, 2010 5:30 pm

    Dammit Bobby

  51. Master_Vir on February 25th, 2010 6:37 pm

    Shawn? Thinking?

  52. SacroSankt on February 25th, 2010 7:24 pm

    It's more likely then yo-…..not it isn't.

  53. TheAceOfSkulls on February 25th, 2010 2:46 pm

    Yeah! It's more like the shirts have either lesbian mudkips or untooned kirby on them!

  54. Fission on February 25th, 2010 2:53 pm

    S-s-stupid Nicholas… not like I like Wolf jokes or anything*

    * I do

  55. EggOnMaxx on February 25th, 2010 8:22 pm

    Correct.

  56. EggOnMaxx on February 25th, 2010 8:22 pm

    True indeed.

  57. Alpar on February 25th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Unarguably.

  58. Alpar on February 25th, 2010 8:41 pm

    INDEED!

  59. OrionX on February 25th, 2010 8:54 pm

    Now that's a big lie right there, I tell ya what.

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  62. thepj on February 25th, 2010 9:54 pm

    BOOM, repost

  63. Davis007 on February 25th, 2010 10:37 pm

    I thought it was funny……..

  64. Aboithagameboi on February 25th, 2010 10:57 pm

    It's more likely than you think!

    *Boo!* *Get off the stage!*

    Oh fu-

  65. jjenjr on February 26th, 2010 12:37 am

    This guy seems legit to me

  66. Miketuu on February 26th, 2010 2:53 am

    Dammit Dale/Boomhower/etc.

  67. Miketuu on February 26th, 2010 2:56 am

    I'm sorry, but repetition is funny!

  68. Miketuu on February 26th, 2010 2:57 am

    ¡Siento, pero la repetición es graciosa!

  69. Miketuu on February 26th, 2010 2:58 am

    申し訳なく存じますが、繰り返し面白いです！

  70. meinmattias on February 26th, 2010 6:06 am

    I smell bitterness about a rejected submission. :O

  71. Verakun on March 1st, 2010 9:41 pm

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  72. Verakun on March 1st, 2010 9:42 pm

    OH U

  73. dope92 on March 7th, 2010 7:34 pm

    SILENCE!

  74. dope92 on March 7th, 2010 7:36 pm

    *smack*

    fail

  75. AManWithACloak on March 16th, 2011 5:21 pm

    Legit and dead sexy, if you ask me.

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