Blizzard always offers the finest tech support! Especially for things that are clearly bugs in their games!
Submitted by Nick Soapdish
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 23, 2010 · 10:20 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
That's also a way to reply xD And no I won't first this because Captain Obvious is always first!
ascii-Picard FTW
She forgot to take Comp Sci 101: How to Use a Computer Without Making a Fool of Yourself.
what? thats crazy, let me try…
lets see now F1… F2… F3 so far so good… and now ALT + F4…
what no… NO!
no my game! i didnt save in the past 24 hours! noooooooooooooooooooo! damn you and your broken game blizzard!
She doesn't know that ALT+F4 closes your game.
(I know, sucking the lawls out of a pic)
Looks like Kwakmeister is
*puts on shades*
Not so HOTlinked.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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so i herd u liek tech support.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=00255…
tl;dr
Oh, Picard. I feel like I should facepalm now. I thought it was the Spy.
There was something very similar to the European WoW forums last year. I nearly cried out old until I saw the date.
Either this guy was trolling hard or was just plain dumb. Either way, it remains funny.
Could be. You never know who he's gonna disguise as.
Well a picture is worth a thousand words, it seems all those words are "fail"
leave him to realize his epic failure.
not many people are born as gods of HAMON!
RISE CHICKEN!
First lesson: don't hire a plumber when the internet is slow. It may be a series of tubes, but it hasn't clogged.
I see your facepalms, and I raise you Samus.
Words cannot express how much fail this is full of.
http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/med…
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?top…
here enjoy the source.
I see your Samus and raise you Ridley.
http://doom.pyoko.org/Blog/BlogBrawlRidleyDoh.jpg
i wish that were a real class that i could send people to instead of having to field computer questions all the time
"will this mouse work on my computer?"
"why is the screen so dark?"
"why are you looking at that website with all the girls on it?"
No wai! That happens to my internet too D:
This must be a cospirancy!
'scuse me, kinda new here so i keep making the mistake. But thank you for correcting my error good sir! *sip*
at first glance i thought it was louis… all bald people look the same is ascii
It's great when tech support puts aside friendly assistance and decides simply to respond in the most humiliating way possible.
"Why do y'all keep sending me porn ads!"
"Sir, we don't send advertisements. What kind of sites are you visiting?"
Wait, wait, wait… someone actually USES hotkey's? Dude, why?
"the laws of physic"?
I'm sorry, but isn't it The laws of PHYSICS, and I'm no Theoretical Physicist, but what how exactly does understanding physics teach using computers and hot-keys? In short, please troll elsewhere.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/28/63350209…
I killed it. Now go home.
Surprisingly this makes me miss playing wow…
The idiots where always funny
Congrats to Nick Soapdish for submitting the highest rated Halolz post (at the time of this writing)!
4.84 over two 4.8s!
Looks like Kwakmeister…
*sunglasses*
Is gonna be buggin' out.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This fail is almost as massive as the current Steam server situation…
Oh no you don-
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/random130…
Face Palm FTW!!!
Oh god, I have that same bug. It happens in every program I use, I tried contacting Microsoft but they haven't responded yet. Plz help D=
Dear sir, you have won. Cookies are at the next table.
Meh. Never used hot-keys anyways. Point-and-click is the way to go!
The idiots are always funny. HOW I MINE FISH?!?!
Blame Pedobear.
Please now refer to the second comment on the above submission.
You have just failed The Game. Good day.
But can it beat the fail that was the COD6 Server Boycott?
….now I have to feel sorry for him.
And that's even after I realized he was a Lvl. 80…
Now I must find that.
*Ahem*
"Colonel_Obvious"
=)
umm… thank you for telling me?
im at like 725… im not very social i guess
I actually thought it was Ackbar.
726 facepalms… well played.
Bastards… heartless bastards!!!
The fact that Blizzard posted that makes me LOL even more.
:\\
<img src="http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk118/Raptor12284/Other/facepalms-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Facepalm">
..what? Seeing how stupid you were in making this comment, you have given yourself a -6.
BaneFang posted a link to the source below.
The guy asking the question should be arrested for syntax genocide.
It's really nice while it lasts, but unfortunately it won't last :(
It has happened before…. I remember it well, my proudest submission drifted all the way out of the top 10 into obscurity.
Stop -1'ing yourself. Stop -1'ing yourself. Stop -1'ing yourself.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
ye…heh…wha…fu…GWAH?!?!?
~ultimate facepalms~~
Stop glitching. -Slaps him in the back of the head-
Now don't forget, the Acetylsalicylic Acid and Acetaminophen is on the house.
WOW tech support is made of win now. This is proof.
i thought it was fake and gay
"is it called 2 girls 1 cup because they cant afford 2?"
Welcome to world of warcraft
You see yonder bunny
>kill bunny
With what?
>Kill Bunny with sword
There is no BUNNY WITH SWORD
>Combine SWORD With BUNNY
You give the BUNNY the SWORD
The BUNNY is going to attack you
>RAGEQUITE
Im sorry can you type that again
>Fuck this game
Do you rim your grandad with that mouth
If you are stuck just type In HELP
i think there trying to get the man himself to give you a face palm
there up to Cod10 In japan
was it that one with the green guy flying that plane
because he allready talked up the hot keys best friend
HEY LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS WHAT HAS HE EVER-
oh lazytown
+1 for YOU for making an awesome comment XD And -1 for the guy who deleted his comment after failing so hard even his penis refuses to work.
*palms Xyxoz's Face/ gaping maw for a face*
come on everyone join in
I thought it was lupus
Yes, I am the good Captain around here.
*Tips top hat*
My deepest apologies for the confusion dear captain. Would you like some tea with that? *takes out teanocle*
*double facepalm* Diz mai cap'n Picard impreshun
what did he say, it was deleted before i could read it.
Probably something about the laws of physics being awesome and correcting this fail somehow.
Ha! Nope, but that one sure was great though. I can still feel the flames now….
but i thought and he thought… uh oh
because your burning in hell
That would explain why those guys in red are being such dicks.
quite good sir, quite.
wha-
OSHI_
Jolly well, tea it is then *mustache twirl*
Hmmm… what does alt+F4 do anyw-…
I can't remember exactly, but i know it was a comment only a tosser could come up with. Also salad tossing :P
…and yet no-one plus 1'd the original comment…*sigh*
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Uugh…it always bothers me whenever I see something ancient reposted to Halolz. :(
He made Mikuru cry! That bastard!
You didn't say Candle Jack, so why'd you dissa-
*facepalm*
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Free g0ld pl0x
Meh, Why dissapear?? CandleJack it's just a my-
GET OFF MAH FACE!!!!
just liek i herd u liek keyboard cat
http://www.instantsfun.es/keyboardcat
I would call this failure epic, but it seems we are laughing at them and not with them so no…
- = man 1, |=man 2
- How is this still up?
| Well, do you know what alt-f4 does?
- Hmmm . . . Let’s see! Alt and f--
{Internet switches off}
+The next day+
| Well, how was it?
- I hate you
| :3
- >:(
Three noobs down, far too many to go.
They don't realize that… well… windows isn't designed to work.