When Taiho and I join forces, there is no teammate that will survive our wake of destruction!
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THAT RED CHIEF'S A SPAI!!
Don't be fooled, blue spartan. He's just using you. After he gets his laughs, he'll punch you in the back and kill you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Looks like those guys…*sunglasses*
Just got a m-m-MONSTER KILL.
YEEEEEA-OH SHIT.
Red Spartan: "Huh. Why does my driver keep circling our base?"
Blue Spartan: "Huh. Why wont my gunner shoot the enemy?"
Green Elite in the Passenger seat: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Mario Kart Double Dash taken to a whole new level!
RED CHIEF IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
…But which team?
Helping: You're doing it wrong.
Help! I'm being kidnapped! AMBER Alert, AMBER Alert!
Notice how the font is RED….
Are you implying something?
That, and the several unseen, opened cans of blue paint in the passenger seat…
Aww damn it!
Now I wanna go back to Baby Park and use Chain Chops!!!
Teamwork…
You are doing it….
RIGHT!
Just the two of us
Screwing teams is what we do~
Juuust the two of uuus
Just the two of us
So instead of banana peels, they use trip mines?
Alert! A friendship has been detected!
All you ever do is disappoint and betray me. Cheating. Stealing. FRIEND-MAKING!
well they are helping each other
I think the Green Elite's thinking: "'k… this taxi's getting me no where." But indeed a good try.
Friendship. It can happen in the most unexpected places.
What we don't see is the highly intricate and incredibly detailed scupture dedicated to inter-team peace and love that they are carving into the mountain-face using the gun.
But nao you can have a third person who shoots liquified red shells and blows up other karts, that's cool right?
Can't let you imply that! meh, couldn't resist
Spartan sapping my team!
+1 for VG Cats reference.
Does that mean that Halo will be getting new weapons?
inb4toofaaaast
Too soon then. After all, it's been 1 minute since… dammit, ok, zero minutes since the last teamkill happened. It's just too soon.
I was never really on your side.
I'm oddly ashamed of you and because of that I'm +1ing you.
. . .
Awesome feeling is awesome
inb4can'tletyoudothatleo.
ive done that before! actually me and another guy did a rocket race with opposite partners… i think my team won!… or lost… i couldnt tell how we were scoring that
Unless they forget to set the trip mine.
[massive inside joke]
Can't let you have that, e-peen!
Team kill for great justice
inb4 that red's a spy!
Was this recent? I used to do that a lot.
not recent, i think it was like the first or second time they had the double XP weekend for rocket race
we just couldnt stop laughing, the best part was that i was split screening so i could see both of what was going on… we were both really trying to race for the win
It is cool unless Bowser decides to toss his shell…
http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/art/Shells-150…
Unless it's an enemy.
It'd be easier if it was the gauss hog.
No video, but the most hilarious teamkill I've ever seen was a glitch -- gauss hog hits a hill while gunner (me) is unloading in the general direction of an annoyingly nimble mongoose. I think lag might be on his side. SUDDENLY! GRENADES! boom. flip. land. more grenades. flip/fire-at-same-moment "BETRAYAL!" … the fuck?
Oh btw, this might sound n00b, but is e-peen the amount of p?
(x being the randomly calculated value in front of p. Let's take 69 for example (succesfully involving sexism in maths equals win))
Oh.My.Gawd. That would be liek sooooooo wrong! Epic, true, having a naked bowser racing across your screen would be awsome. Gives me an idea for bowsers final smash, but on mario kart! *horrible idea sprouts from the deepest darkness of the brainzzz*
Red was so overjoyed with his new-found friendship that he had it tattooed on his shoulder.
blue spartan:your driving the wrong warthog.
red spartan:where did you come from?
blue spartan:did you hear what i just said?
red spartan:nope.
blue spartan:get out the warthog then!your in the wrong one!
red spartan:no way.
blue spartan:now!
red spartan no.
blue spartan:NOW.
red spartan:ok ok i will.
blue spartan:thank you.find your own warthog.
yeah when you spin a scorpon on its head(with both both analog sticks)it will go mental.