Sooooo… uh… do we our order now or…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2010 · 12:08 PM
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I'm going to have to watch it again, I think. I missed all the jokes because I was too busy being MIND #$%@ed BY PEACH'S SOULLESS EYES!
Also I was too busy looking at Q-bert when it zoomed in on Sonic. Q-bert ruled.
Nice Crash cameo at the end. I imagine Duke Nukem is the bartender?
OBJECTION!
Mario would never eat at a TGIF! He only eat SPAGHETTI!
Nobody pays atention to [s]weegee![/s] Sonic!
And Bald Bull.
Sixteen years. SIXTEEN. FUCKING. YEARS. And Sega finally pulls their heads out of their asses. Sonic 4.
What did we have between 1994 and now? Sonic Adventure 2, and Phantasy Star Online. They're averaging a good game every eight years.
The drinks will be ready when they are ready.
At least he came over his Speed addiction
Solely from that comment I see him as the cook more now.
You should be happy that Sega finally realized that Sonic isn't cut out for a Werewolf or sword wielder. Sega finally realized that Sonic is at it's best pushed flat on your screen running 100mph and kicking Robotnik/Eggman's ass!!
Sonic 4… The hedgehog is returning to the old style gameplay and will be a franchise once again, but does it sound so familiar?
Of course Mario is still popular. He may not play a guitar but I think Peach counts as a prostitute.
"I came here to kick ass and cook hamburgers. And I've got…. well I've got a lot of orders to fill."
Am I the only one who waited for Bowser or a Koopa to be the "Awkward Turtle" (I still have no idea where the hell this came from)?
Also, it's ok crash, we all saw through that permanent insane smile you always wore and saw that you were dead inside a long time ago.
According to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, he also eats pizza.
Of course, you can't see the Pong bars beating up Superman and ET at the back.
But you can hear them! :D
wow, Mario is having a lot of trouble finding a proper waiter…
I was mesmerized by the Toads' suits and ties. SINCE WHEN DO TOADS WEAR SUITS AND TIES?!? DX
Well look on the bright side…Sonic 4 is looking great!
*Jumps for joy*
Who knows…If Sega gets enough of a profit…Maybe…Just maybe…
I tried again, and somehow got past the Princess and Q-bert.
But all I was able to do the second time around was try to identify all the flair on the walls. It took me a while to remember the dagger from Castlevania and the rocket ship from Mario 2, but I still can't figure out where the heck that stopwatch is from.
Since they joined the Mobshroom.
Ugh. He deserved the smack down I put on him after CLUCKING at me for days.
Hey Bald Bull! CLUCK SOME MOOOOOAAAR!
That can't be sonic, his arms were too big. It must have been his brother, Deryll.
What are you talking about? They always wear suits and ties. You really need to get your eyes checked.
"So you were saying my chilli burgers were bad?"
-Yes!
"Blow it out your ass!"
Ha, that was funny…HOLY CRAP! ENDLESS ENCHILADAS! I love advertisements!
HOLD IT!
He mostly mentions pasta, in accordance to the Nostalgia Critic!
…
Aaaaand pretty much every other stereotypically Italian food.
Maybe Nintendo is trying to tell SEGA something?
Sonic Party? but where Sonic is the only character anyone wants to play because he's fucking OP? And nobody wants to play the weird character.
Sonic Sports? where every character seems to be balanced out somehow, but sonic still rapes at the 100m dash?
SEGA has seemingly become the ugly red-headed stepchild in the business. Maybe they will come through. Sometime like, when Duke Nukem Forever is released…
…Wait..I know Sonic, but who's Attention? I never heard of any of his games before…
Ahahahahahahah!
Lol, look dude, if they managed to kill Sonic Unleashed, the game that was supposed to bring Sonic's reputation back up big-time, then a Sonic 4 won't do him any justice.
I've gave up on Sonic loooong ago :(
Yeah, and when Seto Kaiba finds his real father…
Hmm…let's see..
So there's Mario, Princess Peach, Toad, and Toad…
The funny thing is, in all serious meaning, I literally DID forget about Luigi.
……
…..Wait, who was I talking about? A green guy I'm sure…Hey! Someone help me remember!
Oh, yeah! Deryll, the green hedgehog nobody pays attention to anymore..man I feel bad for him…
But if they managed to screw up Sonic's awsomeness return, then surely Sonic 4 will have a high chance of being a mess.
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Heh…I've been a fan of sonic games for 14 years…In that time I've been doing the whole "Through better, through worse" thing..Besides, this continues from Sonic 3 and Knuckles and is in 2d, so how CAN they mess this one up!?
He did find his own father. It was HIMSELF! *Paradox*
No, Luigi only eats spaghetti…and he's alergic to it!
Sonic you poor thing…
They would happen to be REAL gentlemen good sir…unlike you and your…Top hat and monocle…
Think about it: Sonic seems to have a new game more than once a year (it seems). Whenever Nintendo adds to the Mario franchise (ie. Mario Galaxy), there are years between each release. But each game is a quality title. Sega needs to actually look at every possible angle, flesh out every small detail, and NOT RUSH THINGS if they want Sonic 4 to work.
HOLD IT!!!
He also eats ravioli so therefore he eats at Olive Garden.
OBJECTION!
Kaiba states that he had FIRED his parents! He had no reason to hire himself, so there can't be a reason to fire himself!
Explain that Mr. DClaw!
Simple
http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/07/the-sonic-cycle/…
Lolwut?
I came.
First green guy in plumber suit now a green hedgehog??
What the hell happened to the world???
Well everything will turn out great when Sonic 4 comes out.
I thought Rush was a good thing for the Sonic franchise. :P
Who?
Link?
Well Crash isn't really doing bad, but his popularity has gone down a lot
Very true, my good sir.
Nobody pays attention to Ireland… Maybe that's why.
"I'm not gonna serve you; I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Wolf is a Nintendo character, he has no power over them. On the same note, neither does Captain Falcon. Only Sonic has the power.
Sonic 4, after many years of having done the 3D Jump, Sonic returns to it's roots in 2D side-scrolling platform action, while having beautiful 3D graphics. Somehow, this sounds a [url=bit familiar...]http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/im…
OBJECTION!
That's Mama Luigi to you!
Really??
Then how come my Socials 11 teacher didn't teach us anything about that??
Because he didn't pay attention to you…
But…
I wasn't wearing any green color!!
HOLD IT!
You stole that line from Senax, didn't you XD
But no matter, Draco's correct. This is Sonic's decision, but hopefully your prevention made things more likely to not suck.
ZING!
+1 for you good sir :D
HOLD IT! Master452, that's Professor Oak's job.
Naw, I thought this over with Roflcopter. It must be Vector the Crocodile. He's green, a videogame character, and nobody ever pays attention to him, so it MUST be him!
OBJECTION!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/06/25/cant-let-you-do-…
He has power over Grey Fox, a KONAMI character. As Sega is second-party, it becomes much easier to have power over.
TAKE THAT!
i dont know whats worse
that sonic is actually still making games, no where near dying off yet (even if they are in crappy games)
or people actually remembered crash bandicoot lol
OBJECTION!
http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/07/the-sonic-cycle/…
1. However, this is a different case, it's a MASS CYCLE we're dealing with here! For Wolf to prevent something like this is just plain ludicrous! This is a cycle that's been happening for YEARS now!
2. You stated "Can't let Sega screw up that, Sonic Game". Isn't that a few syllables too much to be a StarWolf prevention?
3. And wouldn't Wolf be the only one able to get close to preventing something so massive? =P
NO U TAEK THAT!
Don't you know that I'm also known as ProfessorLuigi452??
HOLD IT!!
1. Mass cycle or not, there's nothing Wolf can't stop.
2. Can't be constrained by, syllable count.
3. Yes.
I reject that reality and substitute MY OWN!
…
Can't let sega screw up that, sonic game.
There, happy? They sure can't mess up now.
Wait…"MasterLuigi452"?
….Who's Master and 452?
"Eat THIS shit and die!"
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=355872…
1. So why hasn't Wolf prevented Captain Falcon from living any further yet?
2. I'm sorry Mr. Roflcopter, but we're dealing with Phoenix Wright references here, which means we'll need proof for the Court to submit as undeniable evidence.
3. THE MORE I KNOW
…..Professor who?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=355872…
1. Then why has Wolf not prevented Captain Falcon's existence by now?
2. Sorry, but if we're using Phoenix Wright references, then the Court requires sufficient evidence other than word.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=355872…
1. Then why has Wolf not prevented Captain Falcon's existence by now?
2. Sorry, but if we're using Phoenix Wright references, then the Court requires sufficient evidence other than word.
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Why can't I reply to this comment?
"I already had to say no to ShyGuy" LOL.
Anyone notice how Sonic said Welcome to Chicos but Crash Bandicoot said Thank God it's Friday? Continuity error or is Crash just really happy it's Friday?
OBJECTION!
It's a stone Luigi, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!
i love Italian Food specially those juicy pastas. They are really delicious.,..