SPLITTING HEADACHE - I HAZ ONE

I will admit, I was slightly concerned when Marth checked out that “Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery” book from the library… but clearly the man knows what he’s doing!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2010 · 1:44 AM 
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77 Responses to “SPLITTING HEADACHE”

  1. SacroSankt on February 8th, 2010 7:03 am

    Hmmm. I see your POINT.

  2. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 7:05 am

    I fight for my DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  3. AuraMaster on February 8th, 2010 7:05 am

    ALTERNATE CAPTION: Acupuncture: You're doing it wrong!

  4. AuraMaster on February 8th, 2010 7:07 am

    This is why Johnny Carson used an arrow.

  5. Burnt Eyes on February 8th, 2010 2:18 am

    Hmm, my head’s a bit itchy, maybe I’ll just HOLY CRAP THE PAIN

  6. DClaw on February 8th, 2010 7:27 am

    Dr.Marth, that is NOT how you castrate yourself!

    http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/03/marth-used-castr…

  7. Last on February 8th, 2010 7:52 am

    if you just take some aspirin that stabbing pain in your head will go away.

  8. SacroSankt on February 8th, 2010 7:57 am

    A headache you say? I've been known to cure the odd ailment or two, let me take a stab at it.

  9. Fission on February 8th, 2010 8:08 am

    POW! Right in the kisser!

  10. Fission on February 8th, 2010 8:09 am

    Looks like you fancy a rather close shave.

  11. Last on February 8th, 2010 8:31 am

    I hope your using the most cutting edge technology to cure him

  12. Last on February 8th, 2010 8:32 am

    yea my hairs is getting too long so just cut it all off

  13. Fission on February 8th, 2010 8:43 am

    Well, at least you got to the point.

  14. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 9:29 am

    Self Help book failed.

  15. Last on February 8th, 2010 9:34 am

    I don't like to give out my information in slices

  16. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 10:00 am

    The way he dressed,a lobotomy may have been the right choice,anime eyes are so big I could park a car in his retenas…

  17. Miketuu on February 8th, 2010 10:24 am

    Counter that! WAIT NO I-oh god, it's EVERYWHERE….

  18. Ninjabz on February 8th, 2010 10:42 am

    "OPEN HEAD SURGERY!!"

  19. dimomarg on February 8th, 2010 12:13 pm

    Ah.. Doctor Marth appears to have become a brain surgeon now…

  20. SMASHWHAMMY on February 8th, 2010 1:00 pm

    HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

    or

    BOOM, SELF HEADSHOT

  21. XxZulaxX on February 8th, 2010 1:03 pm

    He should use an elixir.

  22. XxZulaxX on February 8th, 2010 1:04 pm

    i c wut u did thar

  23. Leo058 on February 8th, 2010 1:34 pm

    Wrong Lord.

  24. Leo058 on February 8th, 2010 1:37 pm

    You need an Aum Staff to recover from that type of wound.

  25. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:40 pm

    Been used. Pikachu was never the same D:

  26. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:40 pm

    Although fairly accurate description for said lord…

  27. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:41 pm

    Phoenix Down!!!

    Wait, wrong series…

  28. Leo058 on February 8th, 2010 2:45 pm

    Which one?

  29. JohnPoe on February 8th, 2010 3:05 pm

    "Et tu, me?"

  30. JohnPoe on February 8th, 2010 3:07 pm

    1-up?

  31. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 3:37 pm

    He should cast CUR3! Wait, Final Fantasy… Right.

  32. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 3:38 pm

    Indeed, and the technique is a cut above the usual procedure.

  33. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 3:39 pm

    But how did Marth get a degree? It's not like he has a TV for watching House and Scrubs and ER!

  34. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:26 pm

    I see your wit is as sharp as ever.

  35. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:27 pm

    Never name your sword Brutus.

  36. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:28 pm

    So close, yet so far away.

  37. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:31 pm

    Awkward Zombie always made me believe that Marth was going emo, but this is ridiculous!

  38. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:32 pm

    *retinas

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

  39. VyseRogueKing on February 8th, 2010 4:36 pm

    Would you guys stop goofing off and get to the point. Chop chop.

  40. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:37 pm

    Autoerotic castration? We've got it.

    Decency? Sorry, it left the Internet for good in 2003.

  41. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Your inquiry seems jagged to me.

  42. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:55 pm
  43. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 4:55 pm

    Right!

  44. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 4:56 pm

    This line of conversation is dull. We must use more of our rapier wit.

  45. Leo058 on February 8th, 2010 5:07 pm

    Better yet, never be Caesar.

  46. Leo058 on February 8th, 2010 5:07 pm

    I'd take no degree over a University of Phoenix degree.

  47. JohnPoe on February 8th, 2010 5:08 pm

    Jeez, sword puns.

    Cut it out, will ya?

  48. Leo058 on February 8th, 2010 5:08 pm

    Ah, Ike. Four Lords in Smash, and I hate you the most.

  49. Angry_Sonic on February 8th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Actually, the last bit of decency is owned by Bill Gates and is worth over 9000 Bison Dollers.

  50. XxZulaxX on February 8th, 2010 5:12 pm

    Left Right Left!

  51. Angry_Sonic on February 8th, 2010 5:13 pm

    Damnit, cut to the chase!

  52. JohnPoe on February 8th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Maggots!

  53. VyseRogueKing on February 8th, 2010 6:27 pm

    You'd better steel yourself for the more piercing jokes to come.

  54. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:52 pm

    I'd take him over Dr. Mario…

  55. Dudewin on February 8th, 2010 7:23 pm

    eyebrow piercing gone wrong? o_0

  56. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 7:45 pm

    Damn it guys, that's not how you do the Konami Code! DX

  57. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 7:57 pm

    I'm taking a stab at it, but I think that we are on the edge of good taste here.

  58. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 7:58 pm

    He's cheaper than a vietnamese prostitute!

  59. AuraMaster on February 8th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Careful with your choice of words here, gentlemen. Comments can be a double-edged sword on the Internet.

  60. TCC on February 8th, 2010 8:56 pm

    this head can be cut! use CUT?

  61. XxZulaxX on February 8th, 2010 9:09 pm

    It wasn't my fault?

  62. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:25 pm

    LEFT! D:<

  63. Alpar on February 8th, 2010 10:15 pm

    …ONCE I KIDNAP THEIR QUEEN!

  64. Alpar on February 8th, 2010 10:17 pm

    XXZULAXX, WE NEED TO CONSERVE!!!!

    http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-072709.php

  65. Alpar on February 8th, 2010 10:18 pm

    And now Captain Falcon will do it to you.

  66. Alpar on February 8th, 2010 10:20 pm

    Oh, hang on…I'll call Dr. Mario right away… >:)

  67. codemaster525 on February 8th, 2010 11:04 pm

    *whispers* that means run…

  68. DClaw on February 8th, 2010 11:08 pm

    THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!

  69. XxZulaxX on February 8th, 2010 11:12 pm

    He's not a real doctor! D:

  70. MasterLuigi452 on February 8th, 2010 11:38 pm

    Headshot??

  71. meinmattias on February 9th, 2010 12:03 am

    Ah, but if you corrected his spelling, how is that related to grammar?

  72. BlueChameleon on February 9th, 2010 12:41 am

    It's not fever or the chills!

  73. Miketuu on February 9th, 2010 2:40 am

    OH DAYUM

  74. Daifuku on February 9th, 2010 7:29 am

    Marth has a PhD. in BAMF-ness.

  75. Daifuku on February 10th, 2010 11:37 am

    ^ ^ V V < > < > B A [START]
    *Player Daifuku has backpack fucked by Valve for haxing*

  76. SubGravity on February 10th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Be careful not to point a finger, some people may have quite the edgey attitude. But then again, that not really the point is it?

  77. Leo058 on February 13th, 2010 3:47 pm

    He double-majored in Dragon-slaying and war tactics, and minored in getting laid by every lady in his army.

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