When I asked for Heavy Rain, this is not what I had in mind!
By Bucko, submitted by Randy Da Silva
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2010 · 3:08 AM
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FIRST!!!!
Heavy: What weakling sends ground to fight me?!
Looks like those heavies are heading towards a SLAMvich!
Sorry, I'm truly sorry for saying that.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! -- It's Raining Men! Amen!
I thought we would be crushing gentlemen!
They'll need to get out of that if they want to DRY SOME MOAR
Breaking News!
With the suddenly increase of Heavy Weapon Guys,Russia and Valve dont have anymore,since they had to pay all the sandvichs NOM NOM NOM!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
absolute- *gets crushed by a heavy*
Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
GOD DAMNIT.
You little umbrellas! Is funny to me!
So it was YOU who prayed to the almighty Captain for men!
And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!
I feel… a great disturbance in the force.
It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "Doktor!" and were then silenced.
Rain is falling, pouring down on me… HEAVY WAAAATEEEER!
Looks like Colonel Obvious
*sunglasses*
Pointed out himself!
YEAAAAA…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHH NO DIS IS BAD!!!
This guy is falling!
YOU ARE SO WET! IS FUNNY TO ME.
No umbrella can save anyone from Heavy rain… And hiding in your home won't save you either, Heavy can crash through roofs. In conclusion? Doom is imminent whenever Heavy rain falls…
Fear not! I have an umbrella! No rain no matter what kind it is can't stand up to an umbrel- *gets crushed by a heavy* ugh
See kids? Even hurricanes can be as massive a prick as Ike.
HYES!
The Spy is Falling!<>/a
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the Scout, as it fell, was, 'Aww Jeez, not again.'
INCOMMMMIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Oh I know! That freakin Medic!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Really? I thought Scouts only thought of "NEED A DISPENSER HERE"
How do you know it wasn't Wolf?
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCan't let you stretch those sentences.
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
wow, that was fast shawn.
RAINING GIIIIIIIBS!
FROM A LOCKER IN THE SKYBOOOX!!!
I vas told it vould be raining MEN!
I wonder, did the floor outsmart him?
-Hears a multitude of voices in Russian accent laughing instead of bomb-whistles.-
Ugh…Gonna need more then a few medics to fix this mess!
Win.
AAAAAAWN-WAAADDDA
RUN COWARDS!
If we could understand why the scout thought this, we would know a lot more about Team Fortress 2 than we do now.
*Sings "Heavy rain" to the music of "Chocolate Rain"*
I guess that the difference between a Heavy and a Whale aren't that…HUGE.
My eye is failing! x_o
And reach high grounds, because there will be SO MUCH FLOOD!
Duct tape to the rescue!
haleluya
I AM a Wolfite. It's my duty.
Epic wordplay!
Heavy raaaaain. Some stay dry, other CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
maybe *sniff* maybe
That's what she said!
ಠ_ರೃ
INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
because wolf only prevents, and "can't let you not rain men" sounds really awkward… not to mention it only allows for them to not rain men, but doesn't make it so that they must. all Falcon has to do is ask the clouds to "Show me yo men!"
that's what she said.
it was mudkip. it just failed at rain dance.
*Ike uses fully charged b*
OH HO HO. DAT SLAPS ME ON DA KNEE.
everyone who stopped commenting to watch the super-bowl has been stripped of their nerd license and can no longer follow falcon or wolf. Good day
-_ರೃ
Super bowl? What super bowl?
why not do both? -,-
I'm watching in my room…. or at least turning from the computer during commercials to see whats going on if you can call that watching. -,-
They can always be glued back together… IN HELL!
hmm… I guess that makes sense… -,-
Strangely, the only thing going through the Scout's mind was "Oh no, not again."
oh i c wut u did thar.
Your fists of steel cant save you from this ground of concrete
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF WATER!
But I have et to meet a floor that can outsmart JACKHAMMER.
Ooh, run, run! I'm raining on you!
They'll have to run inside to KEEP DRYING BABY!
Aw jeeze that Vabolo guy is back.
OK GUYS PARTY IS OVER, GO HOME!
Good to see that people were busy not letting others do things in my absence! :D
Like not letting them notice that I was gone! <:D
But we were about to pin a sword in Caelun's eyes…awww…
Looks like the god has been CRYING SOME MOAR!!
I AM CREDIT TO PRECIPITATION!
…so the Demo version is known as ‘Chocolate Rain’, and the Pyro version is a ‘Rain of Fire’?
That's no Control Point…
That's a Spy.
*Internet uses fully charged /b/*
Insulting yourself for ePeen. You pathetic, pathetic man.
Have a +1! :D
It's a great thing that we're all wearing monocles, or we'd end up like Roflcopter's avatar!
Hope you guys enjoyed your peace of mind while it lasted!
Also, STOP!
GRAMMAR HAMMER TIME!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
I have plan for you, MORE RAIN.
UNLESS IT'S A FARM.
Did he cast "Pantalones giganticus" again?
You know, The Who did the halftime show. And when THAT part of the song came, I actually did the rules just got screwed with sunglasses thing IRL.
Hey look Vabolo, Kiddie Land!
This is why.
BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO BE! D:
awesome. :b
много смеяться
We all have done far worse. And it was worth it!
Choose carefully..one of them's a glass eye!
It's too big (that's what she said)!
So this is the Heavy Rain shower section.
I was lead to believe that there would be less men.
…Hey!
Does he look like some sort of a queer to you?
*facepalm*
There is one Umbrella that can do the job with very few sideaffects (apparently, decomposition, infection, arthritis, lower intelligence, spasms, etc. are all counted as one if you file them under "Zombified").
BLEE-BOOP BO BEE-BOOP!
No one wants it to /b/.
Lolwut?
And the other activates the laser cannon!
It cost $400,000 to lay out the linoleum, in TWELVE SECONDS
I like dis new weather!
Russian I do believe.
*steals eyepatch*
….I'm assuming that's a yes.
Vabolo, Shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level! VABOLO!
And yet the /b/tles Let it /B/
Red Umbrella. Nice.
Heavy Rain…
To /b/, or not to /b/
That is the question
*double facepalm*
Time to break this thread.
And the law. Rioting FTW!
It's raining men!