Shepard, I'm real happy for you, and Imm'a let you finish, but Captain Crunch was one of the best captains of all time!

Captain Crunch was truly a great leader! Well except that his cereal always scratched up the roof of my mouth…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2010 · 8:45 AM 
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68 Responses to “Shepard, I’m real happy for you, and Imm’a let you finish…”

  1. Cordero on February 1st, 2010 1:57 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Captain Falcon is the best Captain of all times.

    Also Kanye, gtfo my Mass effect 2..

  2. Ratman_D_Ratty on February 1st, 2010 2:04 pm

    >.< oh god i hope these jokes dont hit the NES

  3. AkshunBasterd on February 1st, 2010 2:18 pm

    I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that…

  4. Acrazymonke on February 1st, 2010 2:36 pm

    shepard: I dont have time for your nonsence
    *goes to sweet rave party*

  5. Colonel_Obvious on February 1st, 2010 2:40 pm

    I have Colonel. Crunch's Captain is invalid.
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!

  6. TCC on February 1st, 2010 2:46 pm

    (comment unrelated to picture)

    I HAVE HAD A REVELATION! In the future EVERYONE will speak in memes and obscure internet references! O.O

    also
    looks like Shepard
    *sunglasses*
    just got Herd…
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *sips meme*

  7. meinmattias on February 1st, 2010 2:52 pm

    Hey, Wolf, you missed one.

  8. Fission on February 1st, 2010 2:54 pm

    I have a laser gun. Your argument is invalid.

  9. MrRaccoon on February 1st, 2010 2:59 pm

    Shepard: There's only one way to decide this…
    DANCE OFF!

  10. Roflcopter419 on February 1st, 2010 3:22 pm

    …But can he se why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

  11. ArmyOfMidgets on February 1st, 2010 3:49 pm

    Once upon a time there was a space ship with three captains, Captain Falcon, Captain Kirk and Captain Crunch, The second in command was Buzz Lightyear and the ship it went to awesome and beyond.

  12. chaoswolf64 on February 1st, 2010 4:02 pm

    Crunkitize me, Captain!

  13. Judgment on February 1st, 2010 4:05 pm

    Ironically i was eating captain crunch when i saw this

  14. Judgment on February 1st, 2010 4:06 pm

    I always considered Captain Crunch to be the cereal for emos since it always seems to scratch the roof of the consumer's mouth

  15. Kevvo on February 1st, 2010 4:44 pm

    KHAAAAAANye!

  16. Leo058 on February 1st, 2010 10:39 pm

    Now I haven't played ME2 yet, but… isn't Shepard a Commander, not a Captain?

  17. Dracojounin7 on February 2nd, 2010 7:08 am

    Captain Crunch led the kids in the conspiracy against the Trix rabbit! Which reminds me:

    Long ago, there was a Jewish tribe called the Trids. Their only source of water was a lake near the top of a mountain. However, a giant lived on the peak. When he was in a bad mood, he
    would kick any Trids he saw down the mountain. Eventually, he started getting angry more often.

    When the giant reached a point where he always kicked the Trids down the mountain, they went to their rabbi. "Please help us, rabbi!" they cried. The rabbi didn't know what he could do, but he went to the top of the mountain. The giant looked at the rabbi and said "Yes?"

    "Please let my people get their water!" cried the rabbi. The giant sighed and said "Very well." The rabbi thanked the giant, and said "Why didn't you kick me off the mountain, o giant?"

    The giant looked down and said "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

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