Oh Luigi… those who do not put their faith in Falcon will never receive absolution!
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That Poltergust won't save you now!
Well you've done it now Weegee. Now NOBODY will pay attention to Weegee. Not Falcon, not Wolf, not ANYONE.
Wait… I thought the devil of the Falcon Church was Wolf…
He's the anti-falcon, but not the devil
The devil is freaked out because a green Mario apeared from nowhere
…Who?
What's this I hear about Godzilla worshipping Wolf?
I'm going to assume Blood Falcon is the devil.
The sound of buildings collapsing and Japanese people fleeing in terror.
Back in the year 2000
satan: so… you wish to have your own game again do you?
luigi: oh yes please! i givea you all my self respect for it!
satan: very well… you will have your own game, it will be called LUIGI'S MANSION!
luigi: oh thanka you!
satan: it will suck
luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
::picture gets taken::
satan: AND THAT WILL BE THE BOX ART! MWAH HA HA HA!
Hey, c'mon… it was no Mario game, but it was still good.
Anyways, Luigi did have one game before that, and it really DID suck. Mario is missing. That's where Weegee came from, I think.
My friend downloaded that for my Zsnes, and we never bothered making it out of… wherever you start.
he just stood there… staring…
YESYESYES you (Alphar) sir, are AWESOME!!1!
-here's some context for you: every time Weegee's name is mentioned when my friends and I are playing NSMB Wii, that's exactly what we say :D:D:D
srry if I got a little carried away :3
poor Weegee, selling his soul to surpass his brother's level of attention..
Hope he can save a princess or two before he burns for eternity :/
He's gonna make sure you pay attention to Weegee
Sadly for Weegee, not even Satan payed attention to his prayers.
It's okay :3
But you spelled my username wrong xD
1. Yes, you are correct Roflcopter
2. Luigi's Mansion didn't suck in my opinion =/ Why do people hate it?
3. Mario is Missing wasn't officially Nintendo…like Hotel Mario…
WE GODDA FIND DUH PRINCISS.
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(. ),(. )
*snap*
I don't hate it. It was a great game, although I never got around to finishing it.
No,The Red Pyro is.
I tought I heard my name and…
WTF??
Bad Luigi!
Bad!!
Now that's the reason why I started attending CoF in the first place!!!
http://www.falconchurch.com/forum.php
BUT I DID :D
Wait…who?
Well, he didn't lose much. No one did anyways.
Wait…does this mean Weegee is gonna turn goth?
1. Uh huh.
2. For the same reason that the Gamecube had a handle on it's back, spoiled brats.
3. Everyone knows toasters toast toast.
THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU, MARIO.
Well, he didn't lose much. No one did anyways.
…hate it or finish it?
you know…that green guy….Link…
"No one pays attention to Weegee. Why should Falcon care? He was never there for Weegee when I needed him most! TT_TT" *weegee runs off crying*
Nobody paid attention to him…
…so he turned to the only one who would…..