Out of all of Nick’s audio quotes, “TITS!” is my personal favorite. It’s just the perfect thing to yell when you’re getting swarmed by zombies!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 9:36 AM
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Categories: Chillaxin', GameCube, Merchandise, Musical, News, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (1 Comment) |
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Or… on the other hand… you’re doing it ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
By Missinko009
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2009 · 7:21 PM
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Categories: Boobies, F-Zero, Health & Fitness, Metroid, Motivational, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (4 Comments) |
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I guess with the sequel out, Louis wanted to pass on his legacy to the next generation of survivors!
Screenshot courtesy of Taylor
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2009 · 2:10 PM
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, Chillaxin', Drugs & Alcohol, Left 4 Dead, PC, Power-Ups, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (3 Comments) |
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Huh, when you think about it Mortal Kombat never really was a tournament.
Guess you learn something new every day!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2009 · 2:21 AM
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Categories: Arcade, Chill Out, Kickin' It, Lasers, Massive Damage, Mortal Kombat, Ninjas, Special Attacks, Video Clips, Williams/Midway · Leave a comment (1 Comment) |
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Mike decided that today is Cthulu Cthursday, so in honor of that we’re featuring our new Cthulunauts shirt which is up for pre-order!
“They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R’lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection when the Starites and the earth might once more be ready for Them.”
I guess even an ancient unspeakable evil like Cthulu can’t resist collecting those Starites!
Or should I say Pentagramites?
Actually now that I think about it, Mike might been biased… seeing as the shirt was his concept! Well anyway this cool Scribblenauts/Cthulu mash-up was thought up by former editor Mike, illustrated by Garth Graham, and put together by me. A winning combination I say!
So yeah, be sure to place your order before Dec 6th to guarantee getting one before Christmas!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 10:06 PM
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Categories: Disguises, Merchandise, News, Nintendo DS, Uncategorized · Leave a comment (No Comments) |
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There are few Pokemon that this move is not super effective against!
By dimomarg
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 6:55 PM
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Categories: Balls of Steel, Fire Emblem, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Smash Bros, Swordplay, Wii · Leave a comment (No Comments) |
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Wolf’s so happy about the new shirt, he just couldn’t contain himself! Kirby’s more into it for emotional support (since his shirt has been doing well for several years now).
By Ishochan
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 3:46 AM
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Categories: Kirby, Lords of the Dance, Motivational, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Teamwork, Wii · Leave a comment (2 Comments) |
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