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Pokémon Calculus Fail

TEACHER sent out Blastoise! Blastoise used HYDRO PUMP!
STUDENT’s Charizard fainted! STUDENT blacked out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2009 · 2:50 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (657 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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One problem... this is algebra, not calculus. Title fail.

Otherwise, hilarious! ^_^
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18 replies · active 815 weeks ago
A+!
My Alg. 2 teacher is just like that, I drew a sandvich for extra credit and she drew a heavy saying om nom nom.
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
1.- If we have 20 volts on a 25 inches iron bar, what's the intensity needed for a magnetic field of 900 Teslas?

Answer: Connect a Pikachu
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37 replies · active 804 weeks ago
It's amazing how Matthew and the teacher have the exact same handwriting.
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3 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Student blacked out!
Student has flunked Maths!
Student has dropped out of school!
Student has become a crack-addict!
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Student has fainted.
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
TEACHER USED LECTURE!
CHARIZARD HAS FALLEN ASLEEP!
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The real question is, did he learn anything?
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15 replies · active 794 weeks ago
Of COURSE! It's so simple, it's mindblowing! Pokemon is the answer for everything!
A rock in your way? Let Charizard headbutt it!
Need a beautiful garden? Grab a Bellosom!
Cant swim? Get a Blastoise!
Need a way of abusing pokemon for the sake of it? Kick a Bidoof!
Fail at Calculus?...Well you got me there but I still made my point!
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18 replies · active 760 weeks ago
x > 90( y^2 )

y = 10

what is x?
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3 replies · active 760 weeks ago
looks like this trainer got SCHOOL'D
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
And the funny thing is, Mathematics DO apply to Pokemon...
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15 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Anyone else notice that "water cannon" isn't a real move?

They really need to teach Pokemonology these days.
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He got a 2? HA! I drew Majora's mask and got a 10!
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1 reply · active 815 weeks ago
Matthew used amateur charizard drawing!
it's not very effective...
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I'm going to do that if I become a teacher.
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
I would have won that problem, i chose bulbasaur as my starter :P
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OMG, wait, is that a....BLASTOISE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PSvWR4dZKc
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4 replies · active 794 weeks ago
well its somthing i might do if i couldnt think of the awnser and my name is matthew 0-o
MY GOD MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN STOLEN
hmm the glove is on the other foot then
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4 replies · active 815 weeks ago
I laughed so damn hard, Matthew got OWNED..
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A friend of mine drew a hippo on a maths test and wrote "I can't answer the question, there is a hippo in the way."

They got 0 points for that question. :p
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8 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Before anything...

Cant let you first that,Colonel Obvious.

And the student should've drawned a Missigno,then the professor would have lost all the data
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13 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Student used lame excuse!
It's not very effective...
Student fled!
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That is one cool teacher...
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I love the way he drew charzard and the teacher drew blastoise... I suppose he used to play it and like it...
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Holy crap thats epic XD
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does anyone else want to shun out solving the problem from their minds, when they saw this?
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Awesome teacher, he gave em 2 points for a doodle of a Pokemon!
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
hehe stupid teacher is not water cannon(even though its a cannon of water) its HYDRO PUMP
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8 replies · active 815 weeks ago
i wish the teacher was a better artist... but being funny like that, id take a class from him (im assuming its a him based on experience... female teachers just get offended when you try to do stuff like that)
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Is it truly sad or incredibly hilarious that the teacher probably plays Pokémon?
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Poor teacher. They don't stand a chance against that Blastoise.
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5 replies · active 815 weeks ago
im amazed that a teacher would actually do that to you! i mean honestly! who takes out a student's charzard?
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that kid just got schooled!
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Calculus Recognition FAIL.
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Blastoise splashing my charizard!
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14 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Well... this proves that knowing about pokemons won't help you succeed in life :(
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Lol who found my work? It has my name and my favorite Pokemons. That equation needs more 42 and numbers greater than 9000 if any actually exist besides the power level of everybodies favorite DBZ character.
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IMMD.
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Inb4 Colonel Obvious says
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FIRST!!!!

lol wut?
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7 replies · active 815 weeks ago
If it takes 2 minutes to download a porno, how long does it take for Professor Oak to come?
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5 replies · active 816 weeks ago
∫(Charmeleon)dx = Charizard plus c
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pikachu uses thunder on blastoise - its super effective
blastoise fainted
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7 replies · active 814 weeks ago
wow look at the details, i can,t barely see their movements
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we can see that you are not aisan.
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Got pwned by a teacher.
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Sure it can bend spoons.
But can it explode a building and kill hundreds of people, while flying as well, with only your mind?
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I would have won that problem, i chose bulbasaur as my starter :P
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....
Why?
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This adds a whole new meaning to "schooled"
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We would see much more of these if my cousin found a cool math teacher.
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