TEACHER sent out Blastoise! Blastoise used HYDRO PUMP!
STUDENT’s Charizard fainted! STUDENT blacked out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2009 · 2:50 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Sure it can bend spoons.
But can it explode a building and kill hundreds of people, while flying as well, with only your mind?
I would have won that problem, i chose bulbasaur as my starter :P
Cpt. Falcon is though
no are you insane its on my but
penis used harden
torterra became confused
here too*
It's amazing how Matthew and the teacher have the exact same handwriting.
He learnt the enjoyable hardships of battling.
He should be thankful that his teacher never used the Quick Claw on him like the teachers in Pokemon Trainers' School do, though.
X(universe implodes)^Y
Let the mindfuck continue!
Follow your father's example, Fox!
Which got owned by Blastoise.
What?
What country are you from?
Wh-hat?
"What" aint no country Ive ever heard of. They have Linear Functions in "What"?
What?
Functions, motherfucker! Do they solve them!?
Just what I needed to see… Star Wolf!…Wait a mo, I thought you a CoF follower…SECURITY BREACH!
Need a Max Revive here!
Then the teacher draws a Pyro using Hadoken :P
I went through the whole game of pokemon before using strictly pokeballs (and well… the master ball)
Seriously, Pokeball is the best ball, even better than that shitty ultra ball. It seems to have the second best catch rate, the best belonging to OBVIOUSLY the masterball.
When do I solve them?
ALL THE TIME!
*puts on glasses and starts writing*
Sableye uses Dead Ringer!Sableye fainted!Sableye backstabs Mudkip!Sableye uses You Herd Wrong!
Lets just make this a +1 thread.
See how high we can get.
SOAR FOR ZE HEAVENS!
you have such a negative number even falconites are able to can't let you do that.
but we don't feel like it.
Got pwned by a teacher.
we can see that you are not aisan.
Or if you learn how to use a MIND CRUSH
Your forget these were Pokemon cards, and Charizard was the rarest and most valuable.
Actually, it's exactly 9000.
How about this?
x > 90( y^2 ) +1
y = 10
Kicking a bidoof is aways the answer.