‘ficial Instructions Comic

Before you start playing Left4Dead 2, you may want to review Ellis’ ‘ficial instructions one more time!
By my nemesis Scott Smith of Slackerz

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 4:48 PM 
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65 Responses to “‘ficial Instructions Comic”

  1. Aidan on November 15th, 2009 10:11 pm

    Lit'racy is more impurtunt in a videa game than the gameplay, good thung Slackarz picked up tha fact

  2. BlueChameleon on November 15th, 2009 10:13 pm

    I'll tell you what he missed from his 'ficial instructions:

    'WUBUBUBUBU!'

  3. Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 10:15 pm

    HE DIDNT SAY SHIT ABOUT ADRENALINE DID HE?

  4. Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 10:15 pm

    Keel all sunsa beetches, dats mai 'ficial instructions

  5. RyderJ on November 15th, 2009 10:26 pm

    das it

  6. RyderJ on November 15th, 2009 10:30 pm

    I'm beginning to mix up Ellis with Scooter from Borderlands.

    "Keel awl sunza bitchiz. HEY COME GETCHA SOME WHEELS."

  7. Taiho on November 15th, 2009 10:41 pm

    "That thangs mo' busted up than ma momma's girly parts!"

  8. clfreak on November 15th, 2009 10:56 pm

    His name is Ellis? (Totally missed that memo)
    Also I kept reading 'ficial as 'Fickle' >.>

  9. DClaw on November 15th, 2009 11:06 pm

    Included in this book is:
    How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
    How to kill a zombe with a toothpik

  10. DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:06 pm

    Included in this book is:
    How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
    How to kill a zombe with a toothpick
    Finding Peelz

  11. Miketuu on November 15th, 2009 11:26 pm

    But if I keel all sunz ah bitchez, they gunna ban me…. SO NOT FICIAL

  12. Techercizer on November 15th, 2009 11:44 pm

    Indeed.

  13. Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 11:44 pm

    WACHA DOIN FAYZWAHKIN IN A PLACE LIEK DIS?

  14. Tenck on November 16th, 2009 12:03 am

    …how come whenever I look at Ellis, I can imagine him running really fast with a headset and baseball bat going "WANANANANANANANA! BOINK!"

    With his voice like that though, he's like a cross between the scout and engi >.>;

  15. MyApologies on November 16th, 2009 12:08 am

    I 'Ficially hate ellis.

  16. Ataeru on November 16th, 2009 12:19 am

    Noble 1: I do say chap, that southern boy is not able to pronounce official correctly.
    Noble 2:yes, that is quite funny old bean.
    Both nobles: Ha *puts on monocle*

    Umm… yeah… i did not find that funny.
    when you hear yall or some other slang every day, it does not even come up on the funny meter.

  17. Judgment on November 16th, 2009 12:55 am

    man i don't know what else to put in here

  18. pinecone2654 on November 16th, 2009 12:59 am

    Only difference is Ellis deals horses, not cars :P

  19. pinecone2654 on November 16th, 2009 1:00 am

    I'm 'ficially confused here, but I love this comic for some reason.. CHEERS :D

  20. Nick Soapdish on November 16th, 2009 1:01 am

    Come and catch a RIIIIDE!

  21. Leo058 on November 16th, 2009 1:06 am

    laikufdhblskbfdksjabfsbdflsdbjfbsjhdtgfbeldsgf's;igtf
    sdge

  22. Link_09 on November 16th, 2009 1:16 am

    u maek a poynt

  23. MrRaccoon on November 16th, 2009 1:24 am

    "Bonk all sons of beetches, that's my 'ficial intructions"

    "Put 98% of chocolate on chocolate helicopters, that's my 'ficial recipe"

  24. Jet_Sparrow on November 16th, 2009 1:44 am

    Am I the only one who though "OBJECTION!" in panels 9 and 10? Probably? Ok.

  25. Badonk on November 16th, 2009 1:53 am

    Sheewt boy, dont come round 'er wit dat kinda bidness

  26. Badonk on November 16th, 2009 1:54 am

    Its 'ficial top hats make everything better

  27. AuraMaster on November 16th, 2009 2:37 am

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  28. AuraMaster on November 16th, 2009 2:38 am

    But… horses are for RIDING, not EATING.

  29. shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:40 am

    Glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

  30. shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:41 am

    Also howda keep ur peelzes from dat der Loius

  31. shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:42 am

    Know where I can buy one? maybe I can steal somebodies. *evil laugh time!*

  32. shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:44 am

    But whadda bout all that stuff in the book of falcon there. I dun read too much so I dun get its but it's still truer than a pickle barrel.

  33. shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:45 am

    Remind me to get that when my computer doesn't suck or i get something besides a GODDAMN WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGGGHHHHH

  34. shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:45 am

    Or are they? DUN DUN DUN…

  35. pinecone2654 on November 16th, 2009 3:29 am

    yeadude, and Ellis' horses look MUCH better than Mrs. Scooter's girl parts :P

  36. pinecone2654 on November 16th, 2009 3:30 am

    Like I always say, 4 wheels is better than…….. than.. 0… wheels!

  37. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 16th, 2009 4:20 am

    You can almost hear the banjos twanging in Ellis' voice.

  38. TCC on November 16th, 2009 4:45 am

    less banjos twangin', more rush hour new york traffic… -.-

  39. Acrazymonke on November 16th, 2009 4:51 am

    ummm try the hat shop and not my head because ill kill ya

  40. Fission on November 16th, 2009 5:33 am

    There is NOTHING official about this comment!

  41. TheAceOfSkulls on November 16th, 2009 6:03 am

    The other 2% is cyanide, to kill all sons of beetches who ea' eet.

  42. GameboyPATH on November 16th, 2009 6:12 am

    1. Kill all sons 'a bitches.
    2. Repeat step 1.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT!!!!

  43. PaladinVance on November 16th, 2009 6:41 am

    surely, this http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/09/bonk/ would have nothing to do with it

  44. Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 8:15 am

    Indeed *monocle*

  45. Tenck on November 16th, 2009 8:18 am

    Honest to Falcon I do not even remember SEEING that halolz, but I must have. Maybe it was a subconscious thing…

    …or maybe that Halolz even exists only because I'm not the only one who sees it!

  46. Tenck on November 16th, 2009 8:19 am

    Umm…I don't even know where to start with you. Do you even know who you're talking to?

    >.>;

  47. rory_m on November 16th, 2009 8:19 am

    guys this isnt how you play dont wake daddy thats it im not playin with you guys again

  48. Tenck on November 16th, 2009 8:20 am

    I heard banjos. Not gonna lie.

  49. Tenck on November 16th, 2009 8:21 am

    Obviously the power of a top hat is squared by the presence of a monocle.

  50. Fission on November 16th, 2009 8:29 am

    My entire team is babies!

  51. rory_m on November 16th, 2009 8:48 am

    my 'ficial recipe is 100% chocolate helicopter

  52. Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 9:08 am

    Oh great, another shot at a Southern accent. Everyone's just mad because they can't pick themselves a Georgia peach with their city boy talk >:P

  53. luigiforVP on November 16th, 2009 9:15 am

    BONK all sons 'a bitches that's my ficial intructions

  54. Vabolo on November 16th, 2009 6:00 pm

    HOLD IT!

    ….

    Yeah, I see it too.

  55. Vabolo on November 16th, 2009 6:01 pm

    You don't?

  56. Vabolo on November 16th, 2009 6:01 pm

    Indubitably.

  57. Leo058 on November 16th, 2009 7:04 pm

    Irrefutably. *leans back in comfy chair*

  58. Vabolo on November 16th, 2009 7:34 pm

    The comfy chair!?!

  59. CaptainBaconMan on November 16th, 2009 7:59 pm

    Come on Handyside, you know Slackerz are two wild and crazy guys.

  60. Sandbag on November 16th, 2009 9:37 pm

    New meme?

  61. Leo058 on November 17th, 2009 1:02 am

    Hopefully.

  62. shadow649 on November 17th, 2009 2:30 am

    WTF GLITCHES! it says vabolo replied to me in my e-mails but i dunno…

  63. Link_09 on November 17th, 2009 5:13 am

    I like how everyone sees a Valve mechanic.mdl file and automatically think it looks like the scout just cause he has a hat like him…

  64. Tenck on November 17th, 2009 8:01 am

    It's not JUST the hat…if Couch was wearing the hat, for example, he wouldn't look like the scout

  65. Daifuku on November 17th, 2009 3:51 pm

    The ultimate Gentleman accessory. I, too, own such an accessory, but I do not break it out as to keep the playing field even.

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