Before you start playing Left4Dead 2, you may want to review Ellis’ ‘ficial instructions one more time!
By my nemesis Scott Smith of Slackerz
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 4:48 PM
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Lit'racy is more impurtunt in a videa game than the gameplay, good thung Slackarz picked up tha fact
I'll tell you what he missed from his 'ficial instructions:
'WUBUBUBUBU!'
HE DIDNT SAY SHIT ABOUT ADRENALINE DID HE?
Keel all sunsa beetches, dats mai 'ficial instructions
das it
I'm beginning to mix up Ellis with Scooter from Borderlands.
"Keel awl sunza bitchiz. HEY COME GETCHA SOME WHEELS."
"That thangs mo' busted up than ma momma's girly parts!"
His name is Ellis? (Totally missed that memo)
Also I kept reading 'ficial as 'Fickle' >.>
Included in this book is:
How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
How to kill a zombe with a toothpik
Included in this book is:
How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
How to kill a zombe with a toothpick
Finding Peelz
But if I keel all sunz ah bitchez, they gunna ban me…. SO NOT FICIAL
Indeed.
WACHA DOIN FAYZWAHKIN IN A PLACE LIEK DIS?
…how come whenever I look at Ellis, I can imagine him running really fast with a headset and baseball bat going "WANANANANANANANA! BOINK!"
With his voice like that though, he's like a cross between the scout and engi >.>;
I 'Ficially hate ellis.
Noble 1: I do say chap, that southern boy is not able to pronounce official correctly.
Noble 2:yes, that is quite funny old bean.
Both nobles: Ha *puts on monocle*
Umm… yeah… i did not find that funny.
when you hear yall or some other slang every day, it does not even come up on the funny meter.
man i don't know what else to put in here
Only difference is Ellis deals horses, not cars :P
I'm 'ficially confused here, but I love this comic for some reason.. CHEERS :D
Come and catch a RIIIIDE!
laikufdhblskbfdksjabfsbdflsdbjfbsjhdtgfbeldsgf's;igtf
sdge
u maek a poynt
"Bonk all sons of beetches, that's my 'ficial intructions"
"Put 98% of chocolate on chocolate helicopters, that's my 'ficial recipe"
Am I the only one who though "OBJECTION!" in panels 9 and 10? Probably? Ok.
Sheewt boy, dont come round 'er wit dat kinda bidness
Its 'ficial top hats make everything better
Truer words have never been spoken.
But… horses are for RIDING, not EATING.
Glad I'm not the only one thinking that.
Also howda keep ur peelzes from dat der Loius
Know where I can buy one? maybe I can steal somebodies. *evil laugh time!*
But whadda bout all that stuff in the book of falcon there. I dun read too much so I dun get its but it's still truer than a pickle barrel.
Remind me to get that when my computer doesn't suck or i get something besides a GODDAMN WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGGGHHHHH
Or are they? DUN DUN DUN…
yeadude, and Ellis' horses look MUCH better than Mrs. Scooter's girl parts :P
Like I always say, 4 wheels is better than…….. than.. 0… wheels!
You can almost hear the banjos twanging in Ellis' voice.
less banjos twangin', more rush hour new york traffic… -.-
ummm try the hat shop and not my head because ill kill ya
There is NOTHING official about this comment!
The other 2% is cyanide, to kill all sons of beetches who ea' eet.
1. Kill all sons 'a bitches.
2. Repeat step 1.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!
surely, this http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/09/bonk/ would have nothing to do with it
Indeed *monocle*
Honest to Falcon I do not even remember SEEING that halolz, but I must have. Maybe it was a subconscious thing…
…or maybe that Halolz even exists only because I'm not the only one who sees it!
Umm…I don't even know where to start with you. Do you even know who you're talking to?
>.>;
guys this isnt how you play dont wake daddy thats it im not playin with you guys again
I heard banjos. Not gonna lie.
Obviously the power of a top hat is squared by the presence of a monocle.
My entire team is babies!
my 'ficial recipe is 100% chocolate helicopter
Oh great, another shot at a Southern accent. Everyone's just mad because they can't pick themselves a Georgia peach with their city boy talk >:P
BONK all sons 'a bitches that's my ficial intructions
HOLD IT!
….
Yeah, I see it too.
You don't?
Indubitably.
Irrefutably. *leans back in comfy chair*
The comfy chair!?!
Come on Handyside, you know Slackerz are two wild and crazy guys.
New meme?
Hopefully.
WTF GLITCHES! it says vabolo replied to me in my e-mails but i dunno…
I like how everyone sees a Valve mechanic.mdl file and automatically think it looks like the scout just cause he has a hat like him…
It's not JUST the hat…if Couch was wearing the hat, for example, he wouldn't look like the scout
The ultimate Gentleman accessory. I, too, own such an accessory, but I do not break it out as to keep the playing field even.