Oh God… so awful! I’m only surprised Castlevania:SOTN wasn’t able to grab a top fifty spot! But still, who can forget Dr. Light with the Elmer Fudd voice? I mean, I’m still trying!
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[AUDIO] Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 14, 2009 · 12:09 PM

(166 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

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5FeJuggernaut on November 14th, 2009 2:35 pm

“Tom left a message; he wrote it on the floor in his own blood.”
“In his blood? Way to go kid!”
Zabrio on November 14th, 2009 5:20 pm

That…was…Hial..rious..ss.sssss.ssssssfffffffffffffffffff
Cheat2Win on November 14th, 2009 5:28 pm

Be vewwwwy quiet, I'm huntin' fow mavericks.
tveye on November 14th, 2009 5:31 pm

"When we frind dat metewe, we find doctor Wowwy!"

Oh, man.
Leo058 on November 14th, 2009 5:40 pm

And the award for best redemption after awful voice acting goes to Grandia II, mainly for having The Little Mermaid play Millenia's voice.
jjenjr on November 14th, 2009 5:43 pm

Evil Zone…Anyone besides me actually remember playing that game? most of the voice acting wasnt that bad…
Psychopatrick88 on November 14th, 2009 5:44 pm

I'm surprised Richard's: "Chris….This House is too dangerous. There are terrible demons. ouch." Didn't make a spot.
Caelun_Niveus on November 14th, 2009 5:48 pm

"Mankind mussst livfffffffff…….fffffff…"
Psychopatrick88 on November 14th, 2009 5:52 pm

Shenmue II… bad voice acting aside, I had fun playing that game. I also noticed about how 80% of the bad voice acting was either Playstation or Playstation 2
Zabrio on November 14th, 2009 6:23 pm

i think that guy at the end had a slow leak
Marzen on November 14th, 2009 6:27 pm

Dear god, listening to all that bad voice acting nearly drove me insane.

WE DID IT! WE DEACTIVATED. THE BOMB…. You are NOT William Shatner!
Supacasey on November 14th, 2009 6:27 pm

Oh god, 5 was hilarious!

"Hii, what a cute boy. Interested in my body, aren't you?"

"Not interested."

"Ohh, you're into THAT"

"I like girls. But now… It's about justice."
Ataeru on November 14th, 2009 6:27 pm

i think number 36 (star ocean 2) was Ashton Anchors using Tri-Ace. (yes, an attack named after the developing company)

im sorry ashton, but you always get the worst of luck.

BTW the rest of the voice acting in the game were good for that time
Ataeru on November 14th, 2009 6:41 pm

i think number 36 (star ocean 2) was Ashton Anchors using Tri-Ace. (yes, an attack named after the developing company)
MrRaccoon on November 14th, 2009 7:00 pm

word, that one was hilarious XD
LOLCUNO on November 14th, 2009 7:00 pm

What, only two Dynasty Warriors quotes?

FFFEEEEEELLLL TTHHEEE MIRRACCCLLEEE

BEEEAAAAAUUUUUUUUTTTTYYYYYY

ect.
FoxyMayo on November 14th, 2009 7:17 pm

Just one thing to say…

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! OUCH!!! MY EARS HAVE BEEN RAPED BY THESE VILE LINES OF DIALOG!!! BUT IT WAS STILL FUNNY!!
codemaster525 on November 14th, 2009 7:17 pm

40 made me crack up.
MrRaccoon on November 14th, 2009 7:28 pm

"I have to stay alive and write this article before I die"
Who said videogames didn't make sense? =b

Man, they look like they were made like that on pourpose to make you laugh!
Also:
"let me be your oponent… nao"
"I doooont belieeeeve in maaaaagiiic"
"I love you… much than anyone else… much much more"
"Before you die I'm going to tell you a little secret just to make it so you don't want to die"

and the winner is:
"… mankind must livefffffffff… ffffffffffffff"
meinmattias on November 14th, 2009 8:06 pm

Totally could do more than one RE line. What about, "Look, Chris!"
meinmattias on November 14th, 2009 8:25 pm

I'm noticing that Namco does a rather poor job recruiting actual actors. :P
meinmattias on November 14th, 2009 8:26 pm

The Hooker Slayer. :O
meinmattias on November 14th, 2009 8:27 pm

I loved the stutter on one of the lines. "M-Megaman!"

I guess the budget was so limited you only had one take on any of the lines. :P
VyseRogueKing on November 14th, 2009 8:27 pm

These clips make "they're eating her and then they're going to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOD" seem… well seem slightly better… oh who am I kidding still just as awful
TCC on November 14th, 2009 8:28 pm

fffffffffffffffffffff…fffffffffffffffffffffffffff…..fff……"
TCC on November 14th, 2009 8:30 pm

I definately would have enjoyed MM8 WAY more if they hadn't totally screwed up the voices… -.-

(goes to find a rom of the japenese version to see if it still sucks)
kirbyownsyou97 on November 14th, 2009 8:47 pm

40 was just lulzy
Taiho on November 14th, 2009 8:51 pm

I'm surprised there wasn't more House of the Dead 2 in there. It wasn't the worst acting of all time but it was every character for the entire game. At least you could shoot some of them.
Juledawg on November 14th, 2009 9:10 pm

5 may have had bad acting, but that was a pretty bas ass line.
SnovB X on November 14th, 2009 9:17 pm

lol
"don't kill me! pleeease don't kill me…"
"but I suppose you have to… but… but…"
Roflcopter419 on November 14th, 2009 9:28 pm

Number 20 sounded like something out of the original RvB episodes; like something Caboose would say.
SnovB X on November 14th, 2009 9:34 pm

i just wonder how the one from resident evil didn't show there:
"Just a moment. I found something."
"What is it?"
"It's a weapon. It's really powerful. Especially against LIVING THINGS. Better take it with you."
"But how about you Barry?"
"I have THIS!"
sorin255 on November 14th, 2009 10:27 pm

im surprised there wasn't anything from Sonic games in there

one line that deserves an honorable mention just burns in my mind;
"We have to get to the computer room!" - Vector, 4Kids Voice, Shadow the Hedgehog
BlueChameleon on November 14th, 2009 10:30 pm

The way he said that I had to put a The Who style 'YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' at the end.
BlueChameleon on November 14th, 2009 10:31 pm

Number 7:
Colonel? COLONELLLLLL!
MasqueNoMercy on November 14th, 2009 10:34 pm

i can only bow to that deccccccccccccccision

too bad he forgot to trail off at the n too…
MassiveDamage on November 14th, 2009 10:44 pm

Is it just me or do numbers 41 and 40 go oh so well together?
"Oh no, somethings coming, oh no, he's going to explode!"
"Now bear my arctic blast!"
Feel the innuendo people.
clfreak on November 14th, 2009 10:50 pm

Okay, all of the list summed up nicely: WTF VAs?!
We have vast amounts of brilliant voice actors, who aren't being payed by these companies, and they don't go scouting for them? (Seriously I have several friends and acquaintances I could gather to do a better job of all those >_<)
Senax on November 14th, 2009 11:32 pm

Oh thank god I'm not the only one to think it was the Colonel from Metal Gear speaking.
BurnoutSpartan on November 15th, 2009 12:22 am

32 could've been recorded in San Fransisco if you catch my drift.
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 12:36 am

no thats what people would say to caboose
madeofchocolate on November 15th, 2009 1:00 am

I think that Barry's "ITs a weapon" quote wouldve been better

"Its used to kill living things!"
Caelun_Niveus on November 15th, 2009 1:47 am

Now bear my Arctic Blast *fabulous handwave*
Badonk on November 15th, 2009 1:54 am

For my zinger of a comment, please refer to the video!
Tenck on November 15th, 2009 2:27 am

DOCTOW WAIWWY!

Can't…stop…the laughter…
Tenck on November 15th, 2009 2:28 am

He definitely sprung a leak…
Zabrio on November 15th, 2009 4:31 am

#3 did he trip up on his lines XD
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 15th, 2009 5:44 am

And now for the humorous Paulrus commentary.

#50 - Christopher Walken?
#46- *kills Me*
#38- This arrow… is NOT black!
#36- Performed by some college kid over a headset, recorded with Fraps.
#33- …….line?……
#32- Doc from Red vs. Blue?
#30- Beep boop. I am generic Asian-wise-man-o'-tron 2.0.
#28- Yesterday's history is history. From yesterday.
#25- It's true. I wrote the Wikipedia article.
#23- *Bomb diffuse victory skip*
#20- Audio from Season One of Red vs. Blue?
#18- (no commentary for this one. Too fucking hilarious)
#17- "Young Skywalker…."
#15- (see #18)
#12- The final words of a LOLCAT.
#9- I HAVE NO WILL TO BE IN THIS HOR-I-BLE GAME PLEASE GIVE ME MY PAY-CHECK SO THAT I CAN PAY TO FEED MY DRUG HA-BIT. GIR-EL.
#2- Man fucking a pig named Dennis

Games missing from this list
-Syphon Filter 2
-Bubsy 3D
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 15th, 2009 5:51 am

Weird game. It was strangely engaging.

But CHRIST that game has unfinished business. The Guilin 'gameplay' has no excuse.
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:50 am

Huh?! No Baten Kaitos in there? That would have at LEAST gotten in the top ten!
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:52 am

I forgot how bad voice acting can be….well, I found a good side effect of war just now :D!
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 9:04 am

Games also missing from this list:
Baten Kaitos
Sonic Heroes (if nothing else, for Cream and Bigs -.-)
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (Exclusively Tingle's fault on this one)
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 9:08 am

Forgot just how bad the voice acting from 8 was. Now I must kill the maker of this video for reminding me D:
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 9:09 am

Mute Button FTW. Gameplay's still awesome. And Tenguman makes me lol XD
AuraMaster on November 15th, 2009 9:54 am

Sorry if I can't hear some of your rants, I'm kinda bleeding from the ears right now.
Sinya on November 15th, 2009 10:23 am

I was expecting to hear Silent Hill dialogue at some point since they put a line of Resident Evil. Oh well… It's better if they don't know >.>

Any Philipps Cd-i game deserves to be in this list :p
Sinya on November 15th, 2009 10:36 am

"We'll show that creep the REAL SUPER POWER of TEAMWORK!"
Nick Soapdish on November 15th, 2009 11:16 am

My favourite line is from X-Men the Arcade Game when Magneto says, "Welcome! to Die!"
SolarZero on November 15th, 2009 1:10 pm

Oh come on, you have all this but you didn't have Chaos Wars in here?
http://www.halolz.com/2008/06/12/video-worst-voic…
Vabolo on November 15th, 2009 4:20 pm

The second guy in #49 sounds like Futurama's Nixon towards the end. :P
Miketuu on November 15th, 2009 4:33 pm

In his blood? Way to go, kid!
TCC on November 15th, 2009 4:49 pm

Tenguman is pretty awesome… :P
fmarulz on November 15th, 2009 8:31 pm

the best part of all this is that we get anoyed when we listen to them when we play but is freaking hilarious when we get to listen them and know that their are the worse voice actors we have ever seen (too much fail XD)
If u are interested in manga and in voice acting this one is a must see XD
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/koe_de_oshigoto/
SSkye on November 15th, 2009 10:12 pm

I need Scissors! 61!
Nick Soapdish on November 16th, 2009 1:17 am

I'm glad you mentioned it HOTD2, so terrible. I crack up laughing every time I play that game. My favourite line is: SIIIIIRRR GOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
AuraMaster on November 16th, 2009 2:41 am

I heard it, too. I think he also does the voice of Max Tennyson from Ben 10.
Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 8:11 am

Tenguman makes it in my top 5 favorite boss fights of all time. Love the guy.
Corenator on November 17th, 2009 3:44 am

Sega once held a great deal of respect for Sonic. Sonic Adventure had everything a Sonic game should have; speed, loops, and a properly-named villain. SA2 had a few problems (mainly the camera), but it still feels grand to play.

Then, Sega became the Sweetness-Eradicating Garbage Association, and produced an abominable excuse for a title that we know as Shadow the Hedgehog (aka, "Sobber the H8-hog"). Someone once said something like "sTFu!1 W@t rawng w3th Shadow?!1??1!" on YouTube; that someone received an appropriately-fast reply saying "What WASN'T wrong with Shadow?" If "QFT" applied to YT, that would be Exhibit A.

Ever since then, Sega has produced several 3D Sonic games, few of which got any rating above 50%. You'd think that the company which once rivaled Nintendo would get their act together, but apparently, Pavlov's psychological theories do not apply to franchises regarding hyperactive blue rodents. If Sega is reading this comment, here's a message for them:

Learning, motherf**kers, CAN YOU DO IT?!