The force is strong with this one!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2009 · 1:42 PM
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Falcon Punch him,you must
And Falcon doesnt has the force,he IS the force
Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, Hate leads to FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!!!
HYES! I WILL SHOW YOU MY MOVES!
*nudge nudge wink wink*
And so, Captain Yoda came down, sent from the great one, to decide who would be sent to the heavens in the sky, and who would be sent to the pit s of the darkness where the souls of the damned fly along in the Lylat Cruiser
*Hopes not to get flammed by Wolfites*
You were saying?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTbUf5Swfc
if i remember, he ran off at the end as he could not win. ;D
Captain Falcon for SoulCalibur V!
Actually, no. Too overpowered.
May the punch be with you
"Luke, I am your captain!"
"No! That's not possible!"
"Hyes! Look in your moves, you know it to be true!"
Hence the fact that Ganondorf has the Warlock Punch. He went so far down the path of malice and badassery that he developed the ability to channel dark power into his hand. I need not mention what he uses that for, but let's just say that he torments the Brawl noobs that Barbatos can't touch (i.e., the ones that DON'T whore items).
The force of 10,000 manly fists raining down in a spectacle that would make Kenshiro wet his masculine pants, that is.
"And so, When Yoda fought Captain Falcon, not only did he discover The Force was a lie but found the Church of Falcon to be the true way."
He would blink and wipe out half the stage…And whatever is left of the villans.
What about that final move your guy does when you randomly press a few lucky buttons? :/
And now I must create Darth Wolf…
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
HYES!
Only a master of the force could divine such a heavenly technique as the Falcon Punch.
So next post submitted hopefully will be a darth vader ganon crossover?
Remember the church of falcon is not just the true way but the only way.
for falcon theat would be his pawnch.
Wait, I'm confused. Does this make Yoda more awesome, the Church of Falcon more awesome, or Captain falcon more awesome?
…Or is there a limit to this outbreak of awesome that has sent it into some kind of reversal back to 'Meh…'?
….
ergo, visa vi… I think too much
but i thought his normal punch is a falcon punch?
uh…uh…uh…
*asplode*
I think you mixed up "punch" for "moves"
You know, there's a real mod to put him in.
We're not flamers, don't worry.
Nope. This (I made it):
http://roflcopter419.deviantart.com/art/Darth-Wol...
All that needs is a messege…Like, The Brotherhood of Wolf needs YOU!…Or something.
I was thinking something like "You're good… But I am the master now" or something like that.
Can i has mod? only if wolf is in it so i can remake the most epic battle evar!
Can i has mod? only if wolf is in it so i can remake the most epic battle evar!
no his normal punch is his A move rapid punch but you can't hear me without a head anyways so…
A normal punch from the Falcon IS a Falcon Pawnch. However, so his foes may try to show him their moves, he throws tiny love-taps with the power of a mortal's punch.
o rly? well maybe not you roflcopter but the rest of them are not that awesome… with exceptions before i get flamed.
but if there is no try what is it called when you do but fail at doing it? is it called attempting or fail?
I never think too much thanks to this thing called a shotgun. It safely removes your head by shooting lead at it. It also is great to use for getting discounts at stores and political debates.
And i will close my eyes when you do just in case your moves are that awesome.
I'm the Commander of the Kabal of the Wolf pack, not to mention the high priest. I should know. I have tabs on all our members. There has only been one incident of misguided Wolfite flaming, and I've set him on the right path.
Well, I don't have it. I know they have Wolf and Falcon in GMod, but you need a certain Valve game.
Punch of Falcon!!!!
I don't flame…
link acting weird. :P
i think the message should be
"You're good… but learn from the master and together we can rule!"
falcon pawnch = suffering
gotcha
Fourth Testament of the Church Of Falcon, the Space Testament, with Space Falcons chosen by Captain Falcon himself, those who would lead other worlds into discovering teh awesome that is our Lord Falcon.
what else would you expect from being punched by something with the power of a freight train thats on fire? o.o
and I helped, as even the wolfites must propperly show their wolf based moves… YES! O:
if you fail at doing it then you are not doing it. if you continue to do it forever until you finaly do it then you have done it… kids today… they just don't understand the teachings of master Yoda like they used to… -.-
the falcon needs not 10,000 fists, but only the one. Within wich contains an infinatesimle power that could not be calculated by even the most powerful of super computers… -.-
actually, (as seen in the smash bros. games) the falcon sees these fighting contests as a way to allow others to show him their moves. whenever he may need he can change the power of his punch as seen in the anime to wipe out more powerful evils,.
-.-
YES
he can blink ?
Dark Eldar Kabal leaders are called Archons. Of course, they could claim to be whatever they want as long as no-one
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Show me your claws!
falcon is god yoda is an angel
there is no need to flame anyone, the wolf`s church has pride, they wouldn`t do something so disrespectful and I respect them as much as anyone from the falcon church
indeed… -.-
Wolf: "No…[i]I[/i] am your father."
Fox: "Shut up, Wolf."
There's too many memes. The game just implodes when you put in the disc.
STOP FLAMING MEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAH JK :)
I'm complaining! But im secretly not caring cuz im in the church of falcon.
I'm sure you mean guns? or how bout fangs?
I'm not a kid Wahhh *goes on xbox live and annoys everbody cuz hes secretly a 8 year old even though hes 15 and pretty mature for his age secretly*
But chuck norris calculated it twice -_- (he counted to infinity twice)
Hyes! Hyes should be like the church of falcons version of amen?
You mean it makes you console melt into a firey crater?
I'll pay 99 99 99 99 99 for it (in zelda rupees)
Hmm poor EddRazzell i think that will make him do more than asplode. But it is only a true falcon punch when he yells it. Cuz like all anime/cartoon characters he has to announce his attacks.
Wolf:Can't let you talk back like that! your grounded!
Fox:Fuck you *pulls out his gun and shoots wolf off the edge*
Dr.Hax: (screaming) HAAAAAAXXXXXXX!!!! *throws TV's at fox*
heartburn, indegestion, upset stomch, and Diarhea of course.
Please forgive my Star Wars geekiness, but if Wolf still has fur, then why is his head NOT shopp'd onto pre-cybotic Vader? I mean, it would make more sense; Wolf starts off with a full coat, gets PAWNCH'd, then becomes a 23% canine, 77% machine omni-prohibitor.
Not that I'm trying to nitpick; the pic is simple, yet sweet. My fandom lobe just pulled a Luthor at 6,000 psycho-decibels, and I need something to focus on other than this splitting headache.
/impulsive nano-rant
I suppose that after a while his fur grew back after surgery. However, I felt the cybernetic eye made some sense.
Those are some of our other moves. I just felt like claws best represent wolves.
You dare complain about my rank?
After imploding, anyway.
He would have done it 3 times, but Wolf stopped him.
My dear TCC…do take a look…
AT MY MOTHER IN LAW! *Shoves picture in TCC's face*
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
That's what they need.
Force Push
Force Lightning
Force PAWNCH!!!
No his makes for a funnier statement.
tank driving plane flying gun shooting wolves.
roflcopter gained 15 exp.
Level up!
Roflcopter learned new move: Distinguished Gentleman's Fury!
Roflcopter got loot: Monocle (1), Top Hat (1), Exquisite Attire (1)!
Quick! Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAHHmbulance!
(jk)
All right, I'll try another site.
http://oraclespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/da...
Out loud I laughed
Dial Whine one one!
just cause he can count to it doesn't mean he can match his power… hell, I counted to 600 once, but it doesn't mean my power is that high… -.-
Falcon Pawnch leads to ????. ???? leads to PROFIT!!!!
The disc itself would implode into a black hole shortly after the data impriniting anyways.
And may the pawnch be in you ;3
Don't be silly, that was Bruce Lee.
Unless…
Is Wolf Bruce Lee?
We don't flame either. We just start Halolz wars :3
Hmm….more fire must be added then. *sets Chuck Norris on fire*
Gentlemen, behold! Zippo Norris!!!
So if FALCON PAWNCH leads to mass suffering, does not letting people do things lead to a better world?
It shouldn't have divided by 0
Thus proving that if all else fails, use fire.
Very much so.
Step 1: Fear
Step 2: Anger
Step 3: Hate
Step 4: Forced meme
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!
Can't let you blow that, Deathstar!
a train thats not moving isnt very strong
maybe he just likes leather
i guess the end didnt justify the memes
there is another way but i dont think ill be allowed to do that
show me your arooo what ever i tried
im afraid its terminal
AROOOOOOOOOOO!!!! There you go, I guess.
Try harder next time.
no you gotta put your back in to it
Now that you mention it i do see a striking resemblance.
Or shotguns. or maybe even sandvichs.
PAAAANCH Falcon!
O i think i know what ur talking about.
thats right… ightfa lubca
Good to know. At least I won't get flammed by one half of the religious debate here. Not sure about the COF yet.
Eye-patch + Monocle = ?
I think they do… but who knows.
If they don't, I might need to find them a new army. The Sisters LOVE to kill things with fire, due to hunting down heretics and the like.
But you don't howl with your back.
[b]AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![b]
Yeah, I'll stick with my coat and eyepatch.
Already been said. Looks like…
*sunglasses*
You've been beaten to the punch.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You know, because you're a falconista, and… Never mind.
At least wear the hat.
Sorry, it doesn't fit over my ears.
And may I be inb4 "That's what she said!"
Wear it at a tilt, over one ear. Like a rather relaxed gent.
Haha! The people that are on the business end of that…
LOST THE GAME.
Enough of your shinnanigans! ZIPPO PAWNCH!!!
Can't lose a game you don't officialy recognise as a game. So, logically, I win by default.
Let's see you make a parked train say uncle >:3
OF COURSE they lost, there Nazis…
No, seriously.
I actually realized, I asked the Wolfites which army they preferred, but simply stuck the Falconists with the all-female, witch-burning church militant. If you dissaprove I can find another, and give them the tank destroying glove of falcon.
I need to stop linking…
What the Church has as it's army does not concern me. I have my own army. Most high ranking members of the Church do.
Meh, too lazy.
fine you find me a train and ill find you a long lost on fire uncle
ewww oh my god ew your back shouldnt even do that i mean ew
you must teach me of great one
Already have an apprentice. Too late :B
then he must teach me?
Like so! /:D
Nothing will save you if you set Chuck aflame; Not Even Diablo Mages.
chuck isn't on fire, fire is being chucked.
And the great secret of the Wolfites are revealed.
He has been named Zippo. Now I control him >:3 I control all things with the name of Zippo, For the Zippo Empirate has deemed it so!
Don't try to understand it, your mind will be set on fire.
<ChuckNorrisJokes>Chuck Norris can eat a Rubiks Cube and shit it solved.
Let the mayhem begin!