Boycotting Modern Warfare 2? You’re doin’ it wrong!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2009 · 4:25 AM
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Why would we need dedicated servers? Wait, am I the host? No? *quits*
Stop bitching and buy your own. Like I will soon do :3
What's this? I was told we would be boycotting with men! YOUR ENTIRE BOYCOT IS BABIES!!!
~*~
FIRST!!!!
*Me being the stupid person in the corner actually asking that first question and wondering why it's the one and only reason you'd keep playing*
Call of Duty: Modern Obsession 2
You could say these guys aren't very 'dedicated' to the cause.
ZING!
This also furthers my belief that people who try to protest and/or boycott are complete and total idiots.
Can noone explain to me why modern warfare is so popular? No matter who I've asked so far, none have given a good reason. :l
Rosa Parks, you guys are not.
It's a good game. That and the first one was easy for noobs to get massive amounts of kills and gain really high ranks, making them feel better about themselves. Then, said noobs became Call of Duty fanboys, and when World at War came out and they saw that WaW actually required skill, they boycotted it (kind of the same result you see in the picture, but with considerably more whining) and waited for Modern Warfare 2.
call of failure 6 amirite? i idnt like the 4th one, glad i didnt have to pay for it, and im not even considering getting this one. too much damn hype over a decent game.
Yeah, especially those guys who threw away tea in Boston back in 1773. What did that ever accomplish?
Thus proving the following Master Chief statement to be true:
Cock of Doody: Modern Gay Fuck Stupid
Yoda, you are not.
Or worse, the symbolic tea parties the no-tax people organized. That was just useless.
i dont get it
don't you mean….. FRIST!!!!!?
Have you played it?
The story alone is price of addition lol
the effects, gameplay, multiplayer, rank modes, separate co-op gameplay, amazing voice work, unlocks, level design, and AI are just a bonus
Can't have a FPS game without thousands of idiots bitching about something.
don't make the game bad, just the majority of the fan base (hello halo my old friend)
Which 4th one? Modern warfare or World at war. 2 different company's, only one was any good.
My friends…
I HAVE A DREAM!
to one day play on dedicated servers!
I HAVE A DREAM!
to no longer die to the host!
I HAVE A…hold on a sec *sound of gunfire* Hell yeah level 20!!
ya know, if the L4D2 Ban was still going on, in another week you could probably have a picture for all of them playing L4D2 as well
that game is really updated, they will not be able to resist buying it
I(t was actually a reference to Arby and the Chief. :P
God I hate playing Halo online with a mic on. All I get are racial insults directed either to me being Mexican or calling me a Jew (I'm not even jewish. o.O)
True… but World at War had Kiefer Sutherland as a voice actor. :D
Can't let you get that, blatant punchline!
you were closer to first this time… i negate you for putting more effort into your firsties
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/lakonua/MISC/codmw...
Had to do it. Sorry.
Im boycotting Halolz and Team Fortress until we get funny posts about TF2,now if you excuse me,i have +1 to give and Snipers to kill
warfare. i haven't played world at war, so i don't have an opinion on it
Come for the campaign, then play some multiplayer and leave for TF2.
I'm pretty sure the point of him saying FIRST!!! is so that people do -1 him for not being first.
As I was saying,
I HAVE A*BOOM-headshot!*
….
Too soon?
its kind of funny because when i went to one they sent a couple trashbags filled with tea and pork rinds to the government or whoever
i mean what if they like pork rinds and tea
Wait, if Colonel Obvious wants -1s, and types FIRST!!! to get them, but isn't first, shouldn't we… *pinky to mouth*… +1 him?
No, for he is on a quest to achieve -100, and it is our duty to assist him on his journey.
But as the high priests of the Church of Wolf, isn't it our duty to not let him do that?
how about a Mexican jewlizard?
My personal favourite are the 14 year olds that think they are gansta!!
Why do they think boycotting it now will work, considering they already gave their money to them, what do they care if they decide not to play it
hell no
lol mute button FTW
Because they are:
1) under the age of twelve.
2) thinking that they form a majority in the Modern Warfare 2 community.
3) watching Fox News.
Inb4Didtheyteabagyou?
and not much else lol
You shoot people.
Then you hide.
Then you shoot some more.
[/summery of overated game]
Anyway, how come nobody has noticed Jak and Daxter coming out? =/
Come on! They have sentries now?
sharpie or highlighter?
first one, then the other
just slap a WW2 look to modern warefare and you have WaW.
HEY!!! that IS how trayarch made the game!
But WHERE?
i did
it has no dark jak, in replacement dark daxter
star fox style air combat, skill tree system (eco)
and a LOT of eco talk in their conversations.
oh and its not overated if it lives up to it.
why can't other games have that?
thats like troll stopper right there.
yeah i know, but people will think of it as an insult.
ill +1 it
BTW…
Jon's hard drive isn't even that big.
dun wury
I hav…….
2 FLOPY DISKZ
Alright, I'll decide to be the stupid one here. Why exactly were people so adamant about wanting dedicated servers?
That does not count rioters right?
RIGHT? OAO
+1s for real world history crossing over into the modern world warfare.
Less than 3
Street cred to those who get it.
I have yet to comprehend why I encounter so few jerkwads on Halo 3. I mean, the first one I ever saw was some 9-12 year old during my initial experience with Xbox Live at age 17 (I blame Microsoft's rep for the long wait).
Maybe it's because I spend at least 90.01 of my online Halo time in the Social playlists…
And all that was unknown has been revealed…
Yeah, I know right? All games should have that.
Tea and pork rinds?
What, were they trying to say "Take this, you cash-bloated aristocrats!" or something?
/desparate attempt to make funny puns
I am willing to pay for L4D2, but not $50. I was unimpressed by the demo. It felt like an expansion, not a sequel. Once it drops in price, I will snag it, and not a second sooner.
you shall be the first to have to mark my words dear sir!
nah im just playing, to each their own,
but i still think there are too many updates/upgrades to not have it as a new game… i mean madden does that shit every year, and they dont put out an updated roster and DLC stadiums instead of an entirely new game
I agree that there are too many upgrades to make it strictly DLC, but I still don't think it is not enough for a full game. I mean, MMO's add massive amounts of content and sell them as expansions. The reason being is they are ADDING things and fixing bugs, not redoing the game from the ground up. L4D2 uses the same engine as its predecessor. Last I checked, most sequels don't do that. The Madden crap is ridiculous, and I do not buy any of those games for that reason.
So, in conclusion, sell me this expansion at the price of an expansion, and I will gladly pay for it. But I am not paying $50 for it.
I suppose, but I'll make an exception for Colonel Obvious.
good point… i paid 40 for L4D1 about a month before the announcement that L4D2 was coming… i jsut hope they treat L4D2 like they treat TF2 and do lots of updates and upgrades
(i just wish they put those updates and upgrades on the xbox just as often as PC, oh well, guess ill just have to get both… at least i have job!)
Maybe they are boycotting spiritually?
Wow. I got left4dead 1 for $20 around the same time. You got ripped off.
And yes, I really do hope they upgrade TF2 for 360. They really need to, because a lot of the games I join have a class restriction glitch.
They also involve pasty white guys talking and pretending to be black.
it was an impulse buy! it was there and my friend loved the game! i was too young and reckless!
ALL GAMERS UNITE! Lets show Activision how important their PC fan service REALLY is- oh hell yea an airstrike!
What? Don't judge me, I'm playing on Xbox.
Unless your like mii and only have stupid nintendo systems that no 3rd party in their right minds would make a fun game for.
The perfect mix between Soapdish and Caruso: you have to submit to Shawn!
On a side note… I see what you did there, Nick.
This was quite possibly the hardest time I've had to -1 you. It was actually funny :P
No spies or heavy weapons guys though… or dispensers but they do have nukes!
Judging takes too much effort i'll work out on my wii fit then maybe then i'll be tuff enough to judge you.
So they can complain at better speeds, with better quality, to more people.
/zing
but church of falcon members and me will help him and negate your not letting him do that.
It always disturbs/annoys me whenever someone says that.
I mean, how useless can you get? "I'm [insert nonsense here] spiritually."
So… you'll die before the event and haunt me?
This would probably be more amusing to me if I lived in a country where we actually got anything….
Ah, who am I kidding, it's still pretty funny!
Wait I just remembered:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r86/Blue-Chame...
Made it a few months ago.
I've seen this before, before someone added on the Motivational Poster and horribly fugged up the quality of the initial image.
<3
I hate impulsive purchases.
*Francis*
Hey you got Colonel Obvious' old avatar!
Nice to see it again.
Proven fact, boycotting has never, ever worked in the games industry.
I'd be buying Left 4 Dead 2 if I could get a version that wasn't censored. I saw a demo of the censored version that's gonna be sold down here and it's way tamer then Left 4 Dead 1. Bodies disappear before they even hit the ground, barely any blood at all. It's amazing how clean the place looks when zombies disappear instantly. Seriously it's like you're fighting ghosts. Even the opening movie has parts missing. The demo helped clarify that I will not buy that game in that form. WORST EDIT EVER.
What I don't understand is that I'm playing Borderlands and shooting heads, legs and arms off, gibbing people, incinerating them, electrocuting them so their brains pop out and hearing them scream. I can't go to PG rated violence in Left 4 Dead.
i seriously say SENTRY GOIN UP whenever i put one up
here it is, how about you turn around for a sec while a grab it
my facvorite is a probably `10 year old that was playing with his "girl freind" and he said hed been in her hole
you can mute anyone on xbox
sorry but
WONT LET YOU DO THAT FOX
note to all flamers i know that its not that but i realy just wanted to act out
he is a colonel after all
u have to say that that is alot of -1nes ive only seen you get to 18 let alone 30!!!
Most games, anyway.
Aristocrat: Oh no. Pork rinds. My one weakness. Ow. *sarcasm*
Protester: HA! SERVES YOU RIGHT! *leaves*
Aristocrat: nom nom nom
No, riots actually get stuff done. Especially when done with chainsaws.
Because sometimes in this busy world, they isn't enough time to give everyone a proper beating!
Australians unite
they may have a boycott out there but you have one… in here *points to heart*
i guess that would make you acrazymonke
I'll start boycott eating so I can get my own kitchen. I'm serious!
Mmm, I love this new TV dinner they're making. Yummy…
I hate not having my own kitchen!
and hes all out of +1's
*Spy Checks*
Used to be in a guild named that.
It's skill XD
*wronng time to use joke?* c-c-c-c-combo breakah!!! The correct retarded pronounciation of first is FRIST!!!
Me on tf2 pc: Sentry Ahead! (voice command)
other guy: Well NO SHIT N***A (mic)
A SEQUEL, USING THE SAME ENGINE AND HAVING NO REAL DIFFERENCE IN GAME PLAY AT ALL, AND YET IT'S GLORIFIED AS THE SECOND COMING? is it really that hard to figure out why I hate COD and love tf2? JARATE TO THE COD FANBOYS! The only reason I wanted WaW was the nazi zombies mode, the only thing changed.
you are so gonna get a negative review for this
Gotta love blogs, don't like it? bitch about it and call people who do fags!
Psst i'm joking :)
no the other guy im gonna find his gamer tag and make him…slightly less than 5 star
and lyrics from the full monty
what about that monk that set himself on fire to protest the l4d2 censored edition
its only popular because of the great porn titles it can make like call of booty anal assault
Oh, Call of Duty Fanboys. They never fail to amuse me. Whether it be signing a petition to boycott yet still play it, or whether it's the fact that they say they don't care about the prestige edition, even though they secretly want the night vision goggles to creep around as if they are Soap.
your E-peen will not drop in the presence of Colonel, stop trying.
YAY :) that saves me the effort. but whats less than 5? I forget how to count… lets look at my keyboard 1 2 3 4 9000 5 hmmm….
His protest wasn't (here it comes) hot-issue enough to count.
oh shit now you gone and done it im gonna get my hommies on to you
Its ok I have a 360 and I sitll won't get this game. I don't know why but it just doesn't appeal to me :(
Thats why you get a good group of loyal friends and stay in an xbl party. That makes game so much better :)
So you're saying 5 is perhaps…. Over 9000?
Nor can the Colonel be corrected. He does, after all, have spellcheck installed directly to his brain. Along with the internet.
look at what they are playing.
Bring it on! I'm not gonna tell u my GT but it shouldn't be too hard to find out…
Yes indeed. Simple math. It's called imaginary numbers you'll learn it if you work at NASA.
My job might be close but who knows?
— On Sun, 11/15/09, IntenseDebate Notifications <notifications@intensedebatemail.com> wrote:
Cant let you sarcasm, Irish Monkey!
Preteens.
Defiling online gaming since 2004.
just so everyone knows, I am VERRY weak against cash… like worse than kryptonite weak… seriously, just send all your cash to me and i'll be like totally defeated… so yeah….
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Screw reality! I have the internet! :D
GOD DAMMIT WII!!!! D:<
but then even if the wii did have a good game my parents would be too dang cheap to buy it anyway… -.-
(reappears) STABBY STABBY
Haha i love that watch
T3 ran directly to mah BRAINZ! :3
its badonk isnt it
My roflknife goes slicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesclicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslice
and my wepon shall beat your roflknife
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
*whistles while constructing shurikens, cat claws, and a katana out of $1 bills and hyperglue*
Heh heh…soon, all shall call me the Ninja of Misfortune…and the term "paper-cut" will be redefined.
ur doin it wrong… -.-
tainted? me? o.O