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COUNTER-TERRORISTS… WIN

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2009 · 9:58 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(142 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)

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Backstab, Counter Strike, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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3437CommentsCOUNTER-TERRORISTS...+WIN2009-11-14+02%3A58%3A54Shawn+Handyside to “COUNTER-TERRORISTS… WIN”

Pughead on November 14th, 2009 3:01 am

I'm guessing that spy was never really on their side?

also, LAST!
Rogan on November 14th, 2009 3:03 am

i guess he didnt buy a razorback :V
BurnoutSpartan on November 14th, 2009 3:09 am

Why are they in an office building? What is it like, "Johnston, I planted C4 in your cubicle. If you don't have that expense report in by 1, lets just say you'll be 'outsourced' "!
Badonk on November 14th, 2009 3:22 am

Bitch shouldn't have come steppin' round my end of the courts, Bitch best have know i ain't afraid to shiv a bitch

(to get quote replace all Bitches with the word Ni**a)
ArmyOfMidgets on November 14th, 2009 3:39 am

BACKSTAB FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
Roflcopter419 on November 14th, 2009 3:47 am

I can see he'll get no sympathy from you.
Acrazymonke on November 14th, 2009 4:03 am

Inbeforeinb4thatterroristisaspy
MrRaccoon on November 14th, 2009 4:32 am

No, he was on their backs
meinmattias on November 14th, 2009 4:32 am

If they had only replaced the photocopier, this would have all been avoided…

"PC load letter?!"
MrRaccoon on November 14th, 2009 4:34 am

Antiterrorist recruitment propaganda:

"So, I get to stab, kill people and save the world?"
"yep"
"Sign me up! :D"
Zabrio on November 14th, 2009 4:42 am

"hey watch my back"
Corenator on November 14th, 2009 4:49 am

Inb4fatality

Cmon, folks; stack em high!
WizardRex on November 14th, 2009 4:54 am

*begins defusing*
Spy sappin' mah bomb!
Cheat2Win on November 14th, 2009 4:57 am

Don't worry, the spy's prepared himself.
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 5:06 am

whats a nia
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 5:07 am

"right behind you"
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 5:07 am

i believe he has been shown who is boss
Senax on November 14th, 2009 5:42 am

inb4spyisadoubleagent!
Senax on November 14th, 2009 5:43 am

inb4yourface
Senax on November 14th, 2009 5:45 am

Here there are 42 people hiding, and none of them can be seen. Please stand u-

Spy: Fine job!
KiruBananers on November 14th, 2009 6:28 am

"HUDDA HUDDA HMFF"
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 7:07 am

waits whats in my face get it out get it out
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 7:29 am

"everyone back to the base ya'll"
IndianCHAN on November 14th, 2009 7:55 am

"Everybody back to the base, pardner!"
clfreak on November 14th, 2009 8:31 am

Somehow the office setting… works. Spy and all.
And is that a stab-proof flak jacket I see 8D
Daifuku on November 14th, 2009 8:42 am

Badonk….STABBING TERRORISTS IS MY JOB!!! I was one kill away from unlocking my Medal of Honor and YOU STOLE IT!!!

Bastard >_>
Daifuku on November 14th, 2009 8:43 am

No flak jackets are knife proof. Believe me ^^
Daifuku on November 14th, 2009 8:45 am

Dammit Valve! STOP OUTSOURCING MY JOB!!!
Senax on November 14th, 2009 8:49 am

"Need a dispensah here!"
Senax on November 14th, 2009 8:51 am

Stop breaking the fourth wall, this is a JRPG remember?
And where did you put your damn oversized sword and massive quantities of hair gel? We happen to be due on set in two minutes!
Senax on November 14th, 2009 8:52 am

Small print: Knives not included

That would make me not join…maybe
Daifuku on November 14th, 2009 8:52 am

Gentlemen….2900 COMMENT STREAK WOO!!!!
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 9:03 am

in my insanely huge back pack that you never see duh
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 9:17 am

"im running circles around these guys"
MassiveDamage on November 14th, 2009 11:05 am

As you can see, that terrorist has learned the firts lesson of not being seen: not getting up.
DClaw on November 14th, 2009 12:17 pm

Terrorist: ….Why do I get the feeling that something is going to go horribly wrong…?
Spy: :D
DClaw on November 14th, 2009 12:17 pm

I wanted to day that!
Taiho on November 14th, 2009 12:21 pm

Counterstrike: Outsource.
Taiho on November 14th, 2009 12:26 pm

The backpack that remains weightless no matter what you put in it, holds 99 of whatever you find, prevents your supplies from going bad and is somehow completely indestructible unlike your armor that you have to repair after every fight? That backpack?
BlueChameleon on November 14th, 2009 12:33 pm

"Sorry to pop in unannounced!"
BlueChameleon on November 14th, 2009 12:34 pm

'I murdered your bomb as well!'
Leo058 on November 14th, 2009 12:40 pm

I fight for my country.
Caelun_Niveus on November 14th, 2009 2:43 pm

(Insert office joke here)
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:04 pm

maybe if they were made of knives then they could be
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:05 pm

sure is forced memes around here.
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:06 pm

yes i can even hold a bike in their just incase i want to
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:06 pm

then obviously, it's better than buying a defuse kit.
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:07 pm

>implying that this is a bomb defuse mission instead of a hostage rescue.

sure is people who haven't played counter-strike around here,
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:08 pm

grats,
knowing how this doesn't benefit me in anyway whatsoever,
congratulations.
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:09 pm

then i said to Johnson thats not what i meant when i said i had a motorboat
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:09 pm

sure is derailed quote chain around here.
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:10 pm

"that spys not one of ours"
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:10 pm

>implying that all spies will now be recognized as badonk,
>not knowing about players using stealth in this game, stabbing people in the back with a knife.

sure is easy to ninja people if ever i encounter them in a game here.
codemaster525 on November 14th, 2009 4:11 pm

I just noticed that that spy has elf ears.
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:11 pm

*captures point*
my team wins.

sure is people not paying attention to the game mode around here,
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:12 pm

>implying CS players use knives as the most often weapon in the game
Link_09 on November 14th, 2009 4:16 pm

>cs_office

dohoho you clever fucking laughing man.
+1'd
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:17 pm

its not my fault badonk started it
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:18 pm

well not the whole world just 1 part of madeupastan and an office constantly
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:19 pm

what if you had a flak jacket made out of knives
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:21 pm

"go on rage quit make both of us happy i dare ya"
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:22 pm

now you need to put a second monical on your avatar
CapnMacMillan on November 14th, 2009 4:23 pm

*plays team america background music*
"AMERICAAAAA'S… BLU SPY! COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH!"
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 4:24 pm

lets just hope hes not to slow
Badonk on November 14th, 2009 4:55 pm

no…only blu ones
Badonk on November 14th, 2009 4:55 pm

yay!
BurnoutSpartan on November 14th, 2009 4:59 pm

They took yer job!
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 5:03 pm

day dook hi jerb
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 5:05 pm

hey young man dont speak like that or ill turn this section around
Caelun_Niveus on November 14th, 2009 5:21 pm

…Thinking more along the fact that someone has been shown who is the BOSS, now get back to work.
Ataeru on November 14th, 2009 6:32 pm

however they have chosen an obvious piece of cover.
*Stab*
Ataeru on November 14th, 2009 6:39 pm

unless you play the star ocean series, which you can only carry 20 of each item and some items will modify your battle speed.
rory_m on November 14th, 2009 6:56 pm

sorry sir
Senax on November 14th, 2009 7:13 pm

I love both of you now.
Irish_Monkey on November 14th, 2009 7:36 pm

Spy is credit to country!
Irish_Monkey on November 14th, 2009 8:16 pm

I thought we were going to durkadurkastan, not koth_harvest!
shadow649 on November 14th, 2009 11:16 pm

That spy is a link?
shadow649 on November 14th, 2009 11:19 pm

Then you mights kill your teammates by walking beside them..
shadow649 on November 14th, 2009 11:21 pm

Those counter terrorists were secretly on the blues side though. I love how nobody in counter strike spy checks me :) MUAHAHAHA thats because I don't own it….
Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 12:23 am

i will stay in game and grief.
dohohoho
what now?
Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 12:25 am

starting now blu spies are faggots

>:3c
clfreak on November 15th, 2009 12:48 am

Then you'd be a sharp dresser!
Davis007 on November 15th, 2009 12:57 am

-takes out flamethrower- this is whats now. -lights everyone on fire-
Badonk on November 15th, 2009 1:30 am

D:

But i dont ride a Harley!
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:44 am

They took yer jerb! *throws a computer at Valve*
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:45 am

*stab*
Your fuel tank was a spy.
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:47 am

Yeah uh, Steve, you might want to duck. I just thought that today was a good day to kill everyone I didn't like. *Pulls out a machine gun and guns down random innocents*
rory_m on November 15th, 2009 6:59 am

terrorists your game is through cause now hes gonna back stab you America FUCK YEAH
rory_m on November 15th, 2009 7:00 am

ahh FIAH FIAH FIAH OH AH OH
rory_m on November 15th, 2009 7:00 am

maybe he come to town he come to save the princess zelda
rory_m on November 15th, 2009 7:01 am

http://www.instantrimshot.com/
rory_m on November 15th, 2009 7:02 am

who wouldn't ride harley have you seen that bone structure
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:14 am

inb4rideswithgaypride.

Saved you from the joke I was gonna make myself :P
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:17 am

This, gentlemen, is an example of wit. LEARN FROM IT!!!
Badonk on November 15th, 2009 9:52 pm

Does no one here watch south park? lol
rory_m on November 16th, 2009 8:25 am

im pretty sure your not allowed on halolz unless you've watched it

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