The BLU Spy… defending our freedoms the only way he knows how!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2009 · 9:58 PM
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Categories: Backstab, Counter Strike, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (96 Comments) |
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I'm guessing that spy was never really on their side?
also, LAST!
i guess he didnt buy a razorback :V
Why are they in an office building? What is it like, "Johnston, I planted C4 in your cubicle. If you don't have that expense report in by 1, lets just say you'll be 'outsourced' "!
Bitch shouldn't have come steppin' round my end of the courts, Bitch best have know i ain't afraid to shiv a bitch
(to get quote replace all Bitches with the word Ni**a)
BACKSTAB FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
I can see he'll get no sympathy from you.
Inbeforeinb4thatterroristisaspy
No, he was on their backs
If they had only replaced the photocopier, this would have all been avoided…
"PC load letter?!"
Antiterrorist recruitment propaganda:
"So, I get to stab, kill people and save the world?"
"yep"
"Sign me up! :D"
"hey watch my back"
Inb4fatality
Cmon, folks; stack em high!
*begins defusing*
Spy sappin' mah bomb!
Don't worry, the spy's prepared himself.
whats a nia
"right behind you"
i believe he has been shown who is boss
inb4spyisadoubleagent!
inb4yourface
Here there are 42 people hiding, and none of them can be seen. Please stand u-
Spy: Fine job!
"HUDDA HUDDA HMFF"
waits whats in my face get it out get it out
"everyone back to the base ya'll"
"Everybody back to the base, pardner!"
Somehow the office setting… works. Spy and all.
And is that a stab-proof flak jacket I see 8D
Badonk….STABBING TERRORISTS IS MY JOB!!! I was one kill away from unlocking my Medal of Honor and YOU STOLE IT!!!
Bastard >_>
No flak jackets are knife proof. Believe me ^^
Dammit Valve! STOP OUTSOURCING MY JOB!!!
"Need a dispensah here!"
Stop breaking the fourth wall, this is a JRPG remember?
And where did you put your damn oversized sword and massive quantities of hair gel? We happen to be due on set in two minutes!
Small print: Knives not included
That would make me not join…maybe
Gentlemen….2900 COMMENT STREAK WOO!!!!
in my insanely huge back pack that you never see duh
"im running circles around these guys"
As you can see, that terrorist has learned the firts lesson of not being seen: not getting up.
Terrorist: ….Why do I get the feeling that something is going to go horribly wrong…?
Spy: :D
I wanted to day that!
Counterstrike: Outsource.
The backpack that remains weightless no matter what you put in it, holds 99 of whatever you find, prevents your supplies from going bad and is somehow completely indestructible unlike your armor that you have to repair after every fight? That backpack?
"Sorry to pop in unannounced!"
'I murdered your bomb as well!'
I fight for my country.
(Insert office joke here)
maybe if they were made of knives then they could be
sure is forced memes around here.
yes i can even hold a bike in their just incase i want to
then obviously, it's better than buying a defuse kit.
>implying that this is a bomb defuse mission instead of a hostage rescue.
sure is people who haven't played counter-strike around here,
grats,
knowing how this doesn't benefit me in anyway whatsoever,
congratulations.
then i said to Johnson thats not what i meant when i said i had a motorboat
sure is derailed quote chain around here.
"that spys not one of ours"
>implying that all spies will now be recognized as badonk,
>not knowing about players using stealth in this game, stabbing people in the back with a knife.
sure is easy to ninja people if ever i encounter them in a game here.
I just noticed that that spy has elf ears.
*captures point*
my team wins.
sure is people not paying attention to the game mode around here,
>implying CS players use knives as the most often weapon in the game
>cs_office
dohoho you clever fucking laughing man.
+1'd
its not my fault badonk started it
well not the whole world just 1 part of madeupastan and an office constantly
what if you had a flak jacket made out of knives
"go on rage quit make both of us happy i dare ya"
now you need to put a second monical on your avatar
*plays team america background music*
"AMERICAAAAA'S… BLU SPY! COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH!"
lets just hope hes not to slow
no…only blu ones
yay!
They took yer job!
day dook hi jerb
hey young man dont speak like that or ill turn this section around
…Thinking more along the fact that someone has been shown who is the BOSS, now get back to work.
however they have chosen an obvious piece of cover.
*Stab*
unless you play the star ocean series, which you can only carry 20 of each item and some items will modify your battle speed.
sorry sir
I love both of you now.
Spy is credit to country!
I thought we were going to durkadurkastan, not koth_harvest!
That spy is a link?
Then you mights kill your teammates by walking beside them..
Those counter terrorists were secretly on the blues side though. I love how nobody in counter strike spy checks me :) MUAHAHAHA thats because I don't own it….
i will stay in game and grief.
dohohoho
what now?
starting now blu spies are faggots
>:3c
Then you'd be a sharp dresser!
-takes out flamethrower- this is whats now. -lights everyone on fire-
D:
But i dont ride a Harley!
They took yer jerb! *throws a computer at Valve*
*stab*
Your fuel tank was a spy.
Yeah uh, Steve, you might want to duck. I just thought that today was a good day to kill everyone I didn't like. *Pulls out a machine gun and guns down random innocents*
terrorists your game is through cause now hes gonna back stab you America FUCK YEAH
ahh FIAH FIAH FIAH OH AH OH
maybe he come to town he come to save the princess zelda
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
who wouldn't ride harley have you seen that bone structure
inb4rideswithgaypride.
Saved you from the joke I was gonna make myself :P
This, gentlemen, is an example of wit. LEARN FROM IT!!!
Does no one here watch south park? lol
im pretty sure your not allowed on halolz unless you've watched it