SUBSTITUTE AMMUNITION? UR DOIN’ IT WRONG

Firing torpedo number three!
That’s not torpedo number three! That’s not torpedo number three at all!

SUBSTITUTE AMMUNITION?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 12, 2009 · 1:17 AM

(134 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)

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Bad Ideas, Heavy Weapons, Kirby's Dream Land, Nintendo, Pokemans, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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TinyPenguininja on November 12th, 2009 6:31 am

I don't think that would hurt anyone lol
Ataeru on November 12th, 2009 6:37 am

Meta knight: FIRE!!!
support: I can't there is a pink round object in the cannon.
Meta knight: EVEN BETTER! FIRE!!!

JIGGILLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*team rocket star ding*

Meta knight: whoops, wrong one.
OrionX on November 12th, 2009 6:49 am

Firing a round and pink thing at the other round and pink thing you're trying to kill doesn't seem like a very viable solution.
So yes. You're doing it wrong.
*awaits flamers*
Senax on November 12th, 2009 7:08 am

Metaknight cheats a dodgeball…
Taiho on November 12th, 2009 7:23 am

What if they combine?
Taiho on November 12th, 2009 7:24 am

Just remember to use sleep right before he hits.
Jet_Sparrow on November 12th, 2009 7:29 am

Halberd used Final Smash!
…
It's not very effective…
Last on November 12th, 2009 7:43 am

halberd fires jigglypuff at arwing its super effective arwing uses a splash attack critical hit.
Dracojounin7 on November 12th, 2009 7:47 am

+1 for the last two words.
GameboyPATH on November 12th, 2009 8:00 am

Wild JIGGLYPUFF used SING!
HALBERD fell asleep!
AuraMaster on November 12th, 2009 8:03 am

The most powerful airship in Dreamland has been turned into a marshmallow launcher. GOD, this economy!
clfreak on November 12th, 2009 8:24 am

Hook it up with a megaphone and it'll be super effective!
FoxyMayo on November 12th, 2009 9:29 am

I doubt Jigglypuff would have much destructive force behind her… she would probably rebound off of anything you tried to destroy.
DClaw on November 12th, 2009 10:55 am

I would love to see a Jigglypuff launcher! Imagine seeing a pink ball just bounce all over the place and when it stops it explodes 3 seconds later!
ArmyOfMidgets on November 12th, 2009 1:28 pm

Wrong? or very very right?
MrRaccoon on November 12th, 2009 2:49 pm

-Captain charmander! I think an enemy ship hit us with a pokeman!
-Oh, lets reply to fire…. wait, no with another pokemon! Use real ammo!
TCC on November 12th, 2009 2:58 pm

later jiggly puff was hit wit a small asteroid, and became the god of its people.
Badonk on November 12th, 2009 3:08 pm

Nah, her sleep sucks nowadays, now it was melee sleep however the other ship would be fucked proper.
Badonk on November 12th, 2009 3:09 pm

Dont do it! The worst that will happen is the other ship will fall asleep and she (it?) will draw pictures all over it.
Roflcopter419 on November 12th, 2009 3:30 pm

At least it would turn jigglypuff into a useful character.
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 3:53 pm

Geneva Convention banned the use of the Jigglypuff round. MetaKnight's gonna get fined out the ass :x
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 3:54 pm

Well, my warship did need a new paintjob :D
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 4:04 pm

It would be even more useful if Jiggly were on fire.
Lohlwhaut on November 12th, 2009 4:10 pm

… and I will form the head!
Lohlwhaut on November 12th, 2009 4:11 pm

Huddah hudda!
Do want toasty?
Lohlwhaut on November 12th, 2009 4:12 pm

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball…
If you can dodge a ball, you still might not dodge a Jigglypuff…
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 4:25 pm

inb4PINGAS!!!
Badonk on November 12th, 2009 4:49 pm

I kick ass at Jpuff, the puff daddy P.

You just need to know how to play her. She is by far one of the better characters
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 4:52 pm

amidoinitrite?

…

…No.
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 4:54 pm

Dawg, we heard you like jigglypuff so we drew on your warship!
Roflcopter419 on November 12th, 2009 4:55 pm

Really? Jigglypuff is one of the only characters I can't kick ass with, along with Olimar and the Ice climbers.
meinmattias on November 12th, 2009 5:50 pm

Out of ammo? Check your vagina.
BlueChameleon on November 12th, 2009 6:54 pm

You got: Sing Cannon
pinecone2654 on November 12th, 2009 7:20 pm

FIRING SLEEP BOMB 1!
MasqueNoMercy on November 12th, 2009 7:23 pm

i like the size of the image and placement of the text, its almost like it wound up telling me the story, first i saw the top of the ship and the first bit of text… then jiggly… then "youre doing it wrong"

5 star for sequence!
AnnieNK on November 12th, 2009 7:27 pm

BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! cute
Badonk on November 12th, 2009 7:53 pm

D:!!!!!!!!!

Olimar is pure pwn incarnate! He is my 3rd best! Ask last, you (litteraly) cant touch me with mah Pikmans
Roflcopter419 on November 12th, 2009 8:16 pm

Never said he sucked, I just can't really use him. Now the Ice climbers, those suck. Not sure how they even made it INTO brawl.

My best are Wolf, Fox, Snake and Ike.
kirbyownsyou97 on November 12th, 2009 8:29 pm

cannon puff is watching you fire
MrMe05 on November 12th, 2009 11:35 pm

LAUNCH EVERY JIG.
FOR GRET JUSTICE.
KiruBananers on November 12th, 2009 11:57 pm

Futures in my Brawl?

Its too unlikely,REJECTED,NEXT!
ThatOneDude on November 13th, 2009 1:14 am

…Especially when fired out of a huge-ass cannon.
Zink120 on November 13th, 2009 3:33 am

PIN-

…

DAMN IT!!! >:[
ProfessorLuigi452 on November 13th, 2009 5:37 am

Oh yeah??
Jigglypuff is a fourth worst character in Brawl!!!
http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Jigglypuff…
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 9:41 am

Ice Climbers were my third best character. Once again, you just gotta know how to play them. Couldn't get into Olimar much but I could play decently with him.
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 9:41 am

Tiers are for the insecure.
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 1:43 pm

I suppose any character is good if you can play them well, but the ice climbers just annoy me for some reason. Maybe it's because I tend to knock out nana and wonder why the FUCK the other one's still attacking me.
ProfessorLuigi452 on November 13th, 2009 7:50 pm

I know, but I had to post it to let everyone know.

— On Fri, 11/13/09, IntenseDebate Notifications <notifications@intensedebatemail.com> wrote:
Marzen on November 13th, 2009 7:58 pm

Our cruisers can't repel puff of that magnitude!
codemaster525 on November 14th, 2009 1:06 am

Hey, why wont this barrel fire?

Also… Second! After a day and only two comments?
piclemaniscool on November 14th, 2009 2:41 am

No, no, its ok. It'll do enough damage until we can find a real torpedo.
Corenator on November 14th, 2009 4:46 am

Err…What happened here? I saw WAY more comments the last time I was here.

*GASP*Spy sappin' our comments!! Need a debugger here!
ZeikHunter on November 14th, 2009 5:52 am

The U.S.S. Jigglypuff was a colossal failure since no one took them seriously. This is probably due to the crew's constant drowsiness and Sharpie'd mustaches.

And this. This helps.
DClaw on November 14th, 2009 1:48 pm

I guess the Jigglypuff Launcher took out the entire list of the previous comments…
Kergeros on November 14th, 2009 2:55 pm

I… don't think aerial combat spaceships launch torpedoes…