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HORN ATTACK It’s Super Effective

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HORN ATTACK

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 12, 2009 · 9:13 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(113 votes, average: 2.79 out of 5)

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Nintendo, Pokemans, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii, Wild Animals

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Shawn Handyside on November 13th, 2009 2:13 am

NEEDS MORE HORNS
Caelun_Niveus on November 13th, 2009 2:15 am

Not horny enough for you?
Alpar on November 13th, 2009 2:15 am

And the funny thing is, you can't tell who's winning, even though it's Super Effective
Caelun_Niveus on November 13th, 2009 2:20 am

Huh… Despite being the highest rated image at the time, Bullet Billpocalypse is no longer available due to cracking down on hot linking.
Shawn Handyside on November 13th, 2009 2:23 am

Heh, yeah that happens… I try to store really large images off the server to help keep the load down. I'll go fix it.
KiruBananers on November 13th, 2009 2:32 am

Well thats thinking not with your head,but your HORN :D
OrionX on November 13th, 2009 2:34 am

I call hax! Normal type moves are not super effective against anything!
Fission on November 13th, 2009 2:34 am

Weird. I can see it just fine
Shawn Handyside on November 13th, 2009 2:38 am

Fixed!

Yeah that happens sometimes… we put really large images off site to help keep the server from crashing.
Fission on November 13th, 2009 2:38 am

Surprise skullsecks
Caelun_Niveus on November 13th, 2009 2:48 am

Well now I can see it just fine while browsing multiple images. However when I go to the comments page it still tells me "No hot-linking large images, use the thumbnail option instead."
meinmattias on November 13th, 2009 2:53 am

Well, that blows (do NOT pardon the pun).
MrRaccoon on November 13th, 2009 2:59 am

Oh I see what you did there
But surely I don't want to see what you will do there
MrRaccoon on November 13th, 2009 3:01 am

Olé!
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 3:11 am

Even if that BullPig had adamant nature, was EV trained 252/252 on Attack and Speed, there's no way BullPig could ever K.O. GigaBowser, even if it was a critical and was holding a Choice Band
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 3:23 am

Huh. I thought of Futurama there (human horn, anyone? D:)
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 3:24 am

You know, the evil warthog-thing actually looks afraid.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:24 am

The sad part is… I understood all of it.
WizardRex on November 13th, 2009 3:25 am

Bowser's always tooting his own horn.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:26 am

I loved that episode, one of my favorites. Better than a lower horn collision IMO.
WizardRex on November 13th, 2009 3:26 am

That's it! No more Pokemon for you. Ever.
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 3:31 am

One of us :3
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 3:32 am

You're just jelous that my pokemon bring all the boys to the yard! D=
Alpar on November 13th, 2009 3:35 am

Welcome to the club :P
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:37 am

And theyr'e liek: So I herd u liek mudkipz?
Badonk on November 13th, 2009 3:49 am

What you dont see is the other giga bowser creeping up from behind
Last on November 13th, 2009 3:52 am

its all super effective till someone losses an eye.
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 3:55 am

One of you… wait damn
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 3:55 am

damn right you herd i like mudkips
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 3:55 am

I think it looks more like a Puma.
Cheat2Win on November 13th, 2009 3:56 am

So did I.
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 3:56 am

This is my reply.
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 3:59 am

Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 4:00 am

Then it's ultra effective.
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 4:04 am

Which is what happens when Snake picks at it.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 4:14 am

Hey what is that thing anyway? It kinda looks like a puma…
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 4:15 am

I could give you some but I'd have to charge.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 4:15 am

This is my reply to your reply.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 4:16 am

Bow chicka wah wah.
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 4:18 am

Hey, I got a better idea for a name. How about leprechaun? or fairy? Or chupacabra?
Ataeru on November 13th, 2009 4:21 am

I too am guilty of this act. D=
my gardevoir can destroy my friend's entire team of mewtews in 1 hit each.
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 4:29 am

Inside all of us is a pokémon master that can rape through a team of legendary pokemon.
Nick Soapdish on November 13th, 2009 4:53 am

I'll beat you, with my Charizard.
nobrain on November 13th, 2009 5:02 am

It had to be said:

"Someone's horny"
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:10 am

(insert return attack here)
if you dont understand it its a move in rmerald that looks like thir tbaggin the enemy
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:12 am

This is my reply to your reply to his reply
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:15 am

Or how about strait donut
and im sorry its the only imaginary thing i could think of at the moment
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:16 am

not realy id prefer to keep my penis
TCC on November 13th, 2009 5:19 am

let's just get out of here before bowser and the bore do the horizontal monster mash… o.o
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 5:19 am

THAT REPLY IS A SPY!
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:28 am

Well of course it is
and yours are always perverted or mind shattering pics that i realy dont care about
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 5:34 am

Hey HEY! I'm the only one who's allowed to whore out Mudkips on this site.

Try it again and i'll stick some Recon armor on you and push you out in front of Daifuku.
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:42 am

yes but do to political reasons*fades out to black*
*pushes out a guy in recon* poor tcc he lived well and died by the way he was created
OrionX on November 13th, 2009 5:46 am

Works even better the more intimate the Pokémon is…
…with its trainer.

It can then finish off with Gunk Shot.
Corenator on November 13th, 2009 5:49 am

Two Gigas, eh? Well, if this is Stock mode…

It is the match that never ends;
Yes, it goes on and on my friends;
Some people started playing it, not knowing what it was;
And they'll be stuck in it forever 'til they drop out, just because…
*repeat until either bored or out of breath*
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:50 am

NO ITS HARDEN AND STRING SHOT GET IT RIGHT
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 5:50 am

it's Due to political reasons, Mr. Acrazymonkey.
OrionX on November 13th, 2009 5:53 am

STRING SHOT IS SO LAST GENERATION
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GUNK SHOT NOW, BABY!
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:53 am

wow your avatar goes sooo well with that comment
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 5:56 am

oh and dont forget about squirt(i think thats a move, right?)
Corenator on November 13th, 2009 6:04 am

Meh, it rhymes; why not?
…
<(^-^)> This is Kirby.
\\(o.o)/ Kirby says "HIIII!"
<(>_<)> (>}=D) This is Kirby when the Falcon goes by!

Note: If IntenseDebate frags up my ASCII pics, I'm gonna screech so loud, the dinosaurs will hear it.
Corenator on November 13th, 2009 6:08 am

A straight donut is like a walking billboard for an assassin's guild; it just doesn't happen.

Eh, better to try and receive subpar success than to not try at all.
Judgment on November 13th, 2009 6:09 am

This is my sarcastic reply to your reply that goes well with my avatar.
Acrazymonke on November 13th, 2009 6:13 am

no not realy &stabbs with troolsbane*
(in announcer voice) YOU FAILED
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 6:18 am

Sounds like you need to take something for that. Sounds nasty.
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 13th, 2009 6:20 am

This is my clever comeback to a conversation I had nothing to do with.
Ataeru on November 13th, 2009 6:21 am

What would Giga-Bowser do?
____________________
Horn Attack >Horn Drill
Slash Chomp
____________________

Giga-Bowser used Horn Drill!
One HIt K.O!
Bull-Pig fanted!
clfreak on November 13th, 2009 6:47 am

How about some cowbell?
clfreak on November 13th, 2009 6:47 am

This attack is horny!
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 7:19 am

Perhaps it does, but that is irrelevant at the moment, where were you last night Mr. Acrazymonke?
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 7:21 am

Well, there are two moves called Spit Out and Swallow respectably… so yeah.
Stealthbladez on November 13th, 2009 8:26 am

Perhaps its a Shakalaka
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 9:55 am

Then i's super hilarius.
DClaw on November 13th, 2009 9:57 am

Depends. How I look at it, it depends on where you hit. AIM FOR THE EYES!
DClaw on November 13th, 2009 9:58 am

Giga Bowser you moron…All you had to do was use body slam instead!
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 10:00 am

Straight Donuts do happen. they're called Churros
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 10:01 am

RECON?!?! WHERE >:O!!!
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 10:04 am

Unless it's a ManBearPig :3
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 10:04 am

Or start swordfighting o.e
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 10:06 am

Ummm….Bowser, I think you have something in your eye.
MyApologies on November 13th, 2009 1:12 pm

Then for some reason they dont bleed to death, they "faint" and can be treated by being stashed in a pokeball and healed on a muffin tray for 3 seconds.
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 1:32 pm

Oh boy, churros!
Vabolo on November 13th, 2009 4:05 pm

HORN EYE ATTACK!
Vabolo on November 13th, 2009 4:09 pm

What if it has perfect IVs?
Corenator on November 13th, 2009 7:48 pm

…Wow, you guys are merciless. I try (and apparently fail) to make people laugh, and I get shank'd with a blade meant for trolls?
Roflcopter419 on November 13th, 2009 8:59 pm

Trollsbane means it works ESPECIALLY on trolls. It's his trademark weapon, so he uses it a lot. He's even used it on me once.
meinmattias on November 13th, 2009 9:59 pm

My reply:
It's to your reply.
Acrazymonke on November 14th, 2009 1:49 am

yeah good times, good times
Acrazymonke on November 14th, 2009 1:55 am

also i ment this donut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTIoqmoxPQc
Acrazymonke on November 14th, 2009 1:56 am

ummm with my gf
Acrazymonke on November 14th, 2009 1:57 am

What about a knife eye
Roflcopter419 on November 14th, 2009 2:49 am

But now I have surpassed you. Your tiny baby weapon cannot hurt me.
Acrazymonke on November 14th, 2009 4:01 am

yes thats why i got tis CAN let you do that club
Roflcopter419 on November 14th, 2009 4:03 am

But then to let yourself do that you have to hit yourself with it. Not very helpful is it?
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:09 pm

no the weilder can club a weaker member of the wolfites over the head and there knocked out for long enough to let you do that
Roflcopter419 on November 16th, 2009 9:44 pm

But I'm stronger. So there.
Daifuku on November 17th, 2009 3:48 pm

But not stronger than me….*clubs*

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