YOU KIDS TODAY! WITH YOUR EIGHT FOOT SWORDS AND YOUR SPIKEY HAIR AND YOUR MATERIA SLOTS. GET OFF MY LAWN!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 12:59 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
I should make one of these. I'll call it "Young Man Yells at Half-Assed Photoshop".
BACK IN MAH DAYS ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A GOOD PUNCH, NOW YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR GAY CLOTHINGS AND YOUR WEAPONS AND MAGIC!
You kids today with your photoshop and your lack of interest to use it properly.
Oh snap. Jigga jigga bang bang.
I should think that it would be Cloud yelling at one of the more recent Final Fantasy protagonists:
"You kids today with your metrosexual appearances and whiny voices!"
http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/Old-man-yells-at...
fixded
Damn you woman! Don't spurn an old man's advances so easy! I have a half a bottle full of Viagra and some smooth jazz to set the mood!
Wha? your a dood?!?
This looks shoped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
STOP BEING EMO!
…AND YOUR GIRLY FACES, AND YOUR GODMODING, AND YOUR GROUP-GAMEPLAY, AND YOUR EVEN GIRLIER NEMESIS, AND YOUR MASS OF LEATHER AND BELTS, AND YOUR MANLY WOMEN….
IN MAH DAY WE DIDN'T NEED NO FANCY GROUP ATTACK, JUST A QUITE BUTTON MASH AT THE RIGHT TIME! DANG KIDS GOTS NO RESPECT FO' THEIR ORIGINS!
(grumble grump) bah humbug
…AND YOUR AUTOAIM, AND YOUR LIMIT BREAKS, AND YOUR SIDE QUESTS, AND YOUR POWER LEVELING, AND YOUR ONLINE MUTIPLAY, AND YOUR RELISTIC BLOOD, AND YOUR AUTO-SAVE…
Yells: DAMMIT CLOUD JUST F*CK HER ALREADY!!
Her boobs make Ultimate Weapon look small, what the hell is wrong with you?
Damn kids with your giant monsters and you random encounters!
Well, someone had to do it.
Back in my day, Overcompensationg was the hippest thing around!
Cripes, I saw this in a "You Laugh You Lose" topic a while ago. It was a couple of months old too, and based around 4chan.
"BLOW ME!"
Same thing.
Well, at least old man is not yelling at Cloud of Darkness. That would end badly o_o
Back in the day, we didn't take no stinkin turns! We were told to start and then we BEAT THE CRAP out of each other!
Crispy Particle beamed old man anyone?
That was good!
Back in the old days, a man was a man and a woman was a woman. It was easy to differenciate them too. CURSE YOU JAPAN!!! COURSE YOU AND YOUR RPGS!!!111
BACK IN MY DAY, WE ONLY HAD SIX CLASSES TO CHOOSE FROM, 8-BITS, AND BLOOPS AND BLIPS TO LISTEN TO! BUT WE LIKED IT WHEN GARLAND KNOCKED US DOWN!
…and your Blu-Ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring…
…BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T NEED GIANT SWORDS TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES! WE KICK SEPIROTH'S ASS USING ONLY TWIGS AND MARBLES AND YOUR TO BUSY COMPENSATING FOR YOUR SMALL PENIS TO BARELY DO ANYTHING TO HIM!
And your cellphones and your five speed automatic transmissions and your fancy computers and your rap music and your baggy pants and your broken economy and your "fan service" and your World of Warcraft and your bears (ohboyohboyohboy) and Your Premier Source For Humorous Video Game Screen Captions
Back in my day, we beat Garland the first time because we were hardcore like that!
Back in my day, “Back in my day” jokes were popular!
Oho, A bad photoshop and a marginally clever play on words.
Let the commenting gold commense :3
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FIRST!!!!
What about a green Cloud, then what?
yeah but its no longer in the newspaper article clipping, which was the point of this… although that could go as a second scene, since in the episode to cloud comes back and he yells at it again
see, now youre not even trying…
you put first like a half hour ago, when this picture was up for at least 9 hours already… for that i give you a plus… the exact opposite of what you wished for
you forget where he's at Masque lol
i doubt he can get online when he wants
i know where hes at, -71, if he gets a little more he might work his way to -70 but not -69… the coolest of the negative numbers
Yugioh the abridged movie references? DO WANT!
Stop interfering with the quest for -100.
In fact, I can't let you +1 that, Masque.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.nintendowiifanboy.com/...
http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/12/captain-falcon-y...
…and your lesbian mudkips and your Kanye West interruptions and your Church of Falcon and your spies and your peelz and your rule 34 and your videogame pumpkins and your untooned Kirby… GAH!!!
See that gentlemen? The Colonel does not serve any god, but he has allies among their followers.
Because he's that awesome :3
http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/09/first-i-lold-but...
Let's see you try to uphold my standard of awesomeness while in a warzone >:P
And the first is a sig. Time has no bearing on it.
wait… so i met the awesome standard before? :D
dont you know that i can not only meet thy standards, but surpass them in the most torturous conditions? as a mother summons immeasurable strength to save her child by throwing a mac truck 40 feet into the air and 2 miles away using a hurricane kick to prevent it from crushing her small child's little red ball?
Oh dear misguided Masque, epicness of my calibre can never be hoped to be matched. It's like trying to compare a Ferrari to a freight train. There is no comparison. To further prove my point, here is something to demonstrate the difference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU
… so wait… what would you rather have… a ferrari or a freight train?
im just imagining MTV cribs and some random rapper coming out and saying "ya know like, otha guyz they got like, lambos, and ferraris and shit like that, but they dont have this… A FUCKIN FRIEGHT TRAIN MOTHA FUCKA!" ::close up on spinning rims on freight train, chrome finished trim around the lights, custom paint job, tints
also cant watch video right now.. at work.. dont tell them im on halolz all day
Obvious commenter is obvious!
Obvious commenter is obvious!
Meh…I can't be witty on EVERY comment…Sometimes I like to be so subtle that I become a crappy joke.
AT MY TIME,WE HAD BIG AND SCARY VILLAINS!THAT IF THEY WERE CHALLANGED BY A BISHIE HERO,THEY WOULD KICK THEIR ASSES!WE HAD VILLAINS WITH CAJONES! CAJOOOOOONES!
they also had the boss that could never be defeated,you know who
Grandpa's been all out of sorts ever since Louis took his peeeeeelz.
http://pinktentacle.com/2008/04/ikea-decks-out-ko...
Except the train you probably more "pimp" than "FABULOUS!!!!"
not same thing.
ill give an easy comparison
Cloud
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ff7%20cloud/bb...
and…him…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/vaan%20render/...
Look's like Grandpa's patience just had a limit break.
…and your level 4 sentries and your Can't Let You Do That and your fake TF2 updates and your barrel rolls and your Cult of Wolf and your Pokemon Day-care Man and your Wings of Valmar and your bad Halo screenshots and your April Fails Day…
…and your level 4 sentries and your Can't Let You Do That and your fake TF2 updates and your barrel rolls and your Cult of Wolf and your Pokemon Day-care Man and your Wings of Valmar and your bad Halo screenshots and your April Fails Day…
What if it was a cloudbush?
They both have funky hair, they both use giant swords, they both are on quests to save the world…
Yeah, I concour.
… and your endless streams of reply comments and your members who +1 whatever commenters are in the same comment list as them and your recruiting wolfites and your excessively long comments and your overused jokes…
This looks memeish. I can tell from the cookie cutter text style and from seeing quite a few memes in my time.
Which peels? The anger peels or the Viagra peelz?
Oh god… do not want…
OH MY GOD! A commenter I must NOT +1! I have been bested finally… but I shall uphold my crusade while continuing yours!
-1s for you, Colonel!
Thank you captain obvious.
Do I detect some Duane and Brando?
…and your giant hypocrites…
Stop using foot soldiers to do your dirty work!
How dare he yell at cloud! well Bonk! I say!
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Cloud mixed with "Dubya"? DEAR GOD, NO!
This situation calls for some strategery. We have to stop Sephiroth because he's harboring Weapons of Mass Destruction. *aside* But really, we just want all his materia.
Cloud mixed with "Dubya"? DEAR GOD, NO!
This situation calls for some strategery. We have to stop Sephiroth because he's harboring Weapons of Mass Destruction. *aside* But really, we just want all his materia.
… and your do not wants and your Comic Sunday and your crotch jokes and your headshots and your Pedobears and your Colonel Obvious and your cosplay pictures and your crossovers and your traps and your puns and your photoshops…
Shouldn't we just call Yuffie then?
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_q2VYUpRpAQQ/Svnln2rVBQI/AAA...
You nostalgia you lose.
Yo Codemaster, I'm really happy for you and i'm 'a let you finish, but Colonel_Obvious is one of the most obvious commenters of all time. One of the most obvious users of all time.
Cloud just thought he was a Chocobo and and tried to ride him.
And your Badonk disguises and your "Yo Dawg I Heard You Like X So I Put X In Your X So You Can Y While You Y", and your breaking of the page and your "inb4" and your "Pokemon Is For Kids" and your obscure references and your schizophrenic milk cartons and your first and your Duane and BrandO and your Brentalfloss and your Daneboe…
You think he'd yell at Sephiroth to get off of his Cloud.
Hey kids, catch the reference and get a prize!
Heh, guess you're a gaming veteran like me, eh? It may be the day AFTER Veteran's Day, but good luck, man.
and your
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
They just look different. That's all
LOL!!! That just made my day XD! I can't +1 that enough!
…well, he is a Colonel after all…
Well I'm a 5-star General! :3
"You kids today, with your big-tit female sidekicks and your lack of next-gen remakes!"
Naah. Tidus doesn't use a giant sword. Just a regular sword.