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OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

YOU KIDS TODAY! WITH YOUR EIGHT FOOT SWORDS AND YOUR SPIKEY HAIR AND YOUR MATERIA SLOTS. GET OFF MY LAWN!!

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OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 12:59 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(329 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5)

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3417CommentsOLD+MAN+YELLS+AT+CLOUD2009-11-11+05%3A59%3A34Shawn+Handyside to “OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD”

TalkingBidoof on November 11th, 2009 5:58 am

I should make one of these. I'll call it "Young Man Yells at Half-Assed Photoshop".
ArmyOfMidgets on November 11th, 2009 6:00 am

BACK IN MAH DAYS ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A GOOD PUNCH, NOW YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR GAY CLOTHINGS AND YOUR WEAPONS AND MAGIC!
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 6:23 am

You kids today with your photoshop and your lack of interest to use it properly.
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 11th, 2009 6:26 am

Oh snap. Jigga jigga bang bang.
AreUExperienced on November 11th, 2009 6:29 am

I should think that it would be Cloud yelling at one of the more recent Final Fantasy protagonists:

"You kids today with your metrosexual appearances and whiny voices!"
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 6:40 am

http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/Old-man-yells-at…

fixded
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 6:42 am

Damn you woman! Don't spurn an old man's advances so easy! I have a half a bottle full of Viagra and some smooth jazz to set the mood!

Wha? your a dood?!?
Fission on November 11th, 2009 6:48 am

This looks shoped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
BitHawk on November 11th, 2009 7:00 am

STOP BEING EMO!
clfreak on November 11th, 2009 7:09 am

…AND YOUR GIRLY FACES, AND YOUR GODMODING, AND YOUR GROUP-GAMEPLAY, AND YOUR EVEN GIRLIER NEMESIS, AND YOUR MASS OF LEATHER AND BELTS, AND YOUR MANLY WOMEN….
clfreak on November 11th, 2009 7:11 am

IN MAH DAY WE DIDN'T NEED NO FANCY GROUP ATTACK, JUST A QUITE BUTTON MASH AT THE RIGHT TIME! DANG KIDS GOTS NO RESPECT FO' THEIR ORIGINS!
(grumble grump) bah humbug
luigiforVP on November 11th, 2009 8:42 am

…AND YOUR AUTOAIM, AND YOUR LIMIT BREAKS, AND YOUR SIDE QUESTS, AND YOUR POWER LEVELING, AND YOUR ONLINE MUTIPLAY, AND YOUR RELISTIC BLOOD, AND YOUR AUTO-SAVE…
Nick Soapdish on November 11th, 2009 8:44 am

Yells: DAMMIT CLOUD JUST F*CK HER ALREADY!!
Her boobs make Ultimate Weapon look small, what the hell is wrong with you?
Juledawg on November 11th, 2009 8:46 am

Damn kids with your giant monsters and you random encounters!
Jet_Sparrow on November 11th, 2009 9:00 am

Well, someone had to do it.
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 9:12 am

Back in my day, Overcompensationg was the hippest thing around!
banjo2E on November 11th, 2009 9:23 am

Back in my day, “Back in my day” jokes were popular!
CapnJakeBob on November 11th, 2009 9:43 am

Cripes, I saw this in a "You Laugh You Lose" topic a while ago. It was a couple of months old too, and based around 4chan.
Hareoic on November 11th, 2009 9:51 am

"BLOW ME!"
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 9:58 am

Same thing.
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 10:00 am

Well, at least old man is not yelling at Cloud of Darkness. That would end badly o_o
Tenck on November 11th, 2009 10:02 am

Back in the day, we didn't take no stinkin turns! We were told to start and then we BEAT THE CRAP out of each other!
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 10:04 am

Crispy Particle beamed old man anyone?
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 10:05 am

That was good!
Sinya on November 11th, 2009 10:39 am

Back in the old days, a man was a man and a woman was a woman. It was easy to differenciate them too. CURSE YOU JAPAN!!! COURSE YOU AND YOUR RPGS!!!111
Marzen on November 11th, 2009 11:34 am

BACK IN MY DAY, WE ONLY HAD SIX CLASSES TO CHOOSE FROM, 8-BITS, AND BLOOPS AND BLIPS TO LISTEN TO! BUT WE LIKED IT WHEN GARLAND KNOCKED US DOWN!
Leo058 on November 11th, 2009 1:01 pm

…and your Blu-Ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring…
BurnoutSpartan on November 11th, 2009 1:25 pm

…BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T NEED GIANT SWORDS TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES! WE KICK SEPIROTH'S ASS USING ONLY TWIGS AND MARBLES AND YOUR TO BUSY COMPENSATING FOR YOUR SMALL PENIS TO BARELY DO ANYTHING TO HIM!
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 2:00 pm

And your cellphones and your five speed automatic transmissions and your fancy computers and your rap music and your baggy pants and your broken economy and your "fan service" and your World of Warcraft and your bears (ohboyohboyohboy) and Your Premier Source For Humorous Video Game Screen Captions
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 2:14 pm

Back in my day, we beat Garland the first time because we were hardcore like that!
Colonel_Obvious on November 11th, 2009 2:30 pm

Oho, A bad photoshop and a marginally clever play on words.
Let the commenting gold commense :3
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Vosur on November 11th, 2009 2:45 pm

What about a green Cloud, then what?
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 3:09 pm

yeah but its no longer in the newspaper article clipping, which was the point of this… although that could go as a second scene, since in the episode to cloud comes back and he yells at it again
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 3:12 pm

see, now youre not even trying…

you put first like a half hour ago, when this picture was up for at least 9 hours already… for that i give you a plus… the exact opposite of what you wished for
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 3:25 pm

you forget where he's at Masque lol

i doubt he can get online when he wants
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 3:27 pm

i know where hes at, -71, if he gets a little more he might work his way to -70 but not -69… the coolest of the negative numbers
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:29 pm

Yugioh the abridged movie references? DO WANT!
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:58 pm

Stop interfering with the quest for -100.

In fact, I can't let you +1 that, Masque.
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 4:00 pm

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.nintendowiifanboy.com/…
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 4:04 pm

http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/12/captain-falcon-y…
TheAceOfSkulls on November 11th, 2009 4:13 pm

…and your lesbian mudkips and your Kanye West interruptions and your Church of Falcon and your spies and your peelz and your rule 34 and your videogame pumpkins and your untooned Kirby… GAH!!!
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 4:14 pm

See that gentlemen? The Colonel does not serve any god, but he has allies among their followers.

Because he's that awesome :3
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 4:16 pm

http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/09/first-i-lold-but…
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 4:16 pm

Let's see you try to uphold my standard of awesomeness while in a warzone >:P

And the first is a sig. Time has no bearing on it.
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 4:24 pm

wait… so i met the awesome standard before? :D

dont you know that i can not only meet thy standards, but surpass them in the most torturous conditions? as a mother summons immeasurable strength to save her child by throwing a mac truck 40 feet into the air and 2 miles away using a hurricane kick to prevent it from crushing her small child's little red ball?
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 4:41 pm

Oh dear misguided Masque, epicness of my calibre can never be hoped to be matched. It's like trying to compare a Ferrari to a freight train. There is no comparison. To further prove my point, here is something to demonstrate the difference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU
MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 4:47 pm

… so wait… what would you rather have… a ferrari or a freight train?

im just imagining MTV cribs and some random rapper coming out and saying "ya know like, otha guyz they got like, lambos, and ferraris and shit like that, but they dont have this… A FUCKIN FRIEGHT TRAIN MOTHA FUCKA!" ::close up on spinning rims on freight train, chrome finished trim around the lights, custom paint job, tints

also cant watch video right now.. at work.. dont tell them im on halolz all day
AreUExperienced on November 11th, 2009 4:48 pm

Obvious commenter is obvious!
AreUExperienced on November 11th, 2009 4:48 pm

Obvious commenter is obvious!
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 4:55 pm

Meh…I can't be witty on EVERY comment…Sometimes I like to be so subtle that I become a crappy joke.
Hakokoro on November 11th, 2009 5:10 pm

AT MY TIME,WE HAD BIG AND SCARY VILLAINS!THAT IF THEY WERE CHALLANGED BY A BISHIE HERO,THEY WOULD KICK THEIR ASSES!WE HAD VILLAINS WITH CAJONES! CAJOOOOOONES!

they also had the boss that could never be defeated,you know who
meinmattias on November 11th, 2009 5:59 pm

Grandpa's been all out of sorts ever since Louis took his peeeeeelz.
Caelun_Niveus on November 11th, 2009 6:00 pm

http://pinktentacle.com/2008/04/ikea-decks-out-ko…

Except the train you probably more "pimp" than "FABULOUS!!!!"
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 6:49 pm

not same thing.
ill give an easy comparison
Cloud
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ff7%20cloud/bb…
and…him…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/vaan%20render/…
AuraMaster on November 11th, 2009 7:25 pm

Look's like Grandpa's patience just had a limit break.
Leo058 on November 11th, 2009 7:40 pm

…and your level 4 sentries and your Can't Let You Do That and your fake TF2 updates and your barrel rolls and your Cult of Wolf and your Pokemon Day-care Man and your Wings of Valmar and your bad Halo screenshots and your April Fails Day…
Leo058 on November 11th, 2009 7:40 pm

…and your level 4 sentries and your Can't Let You Do That and your fake TF2 updates and your barrel rolls and your Cult of Wolf and your Pokemon Day-care Man and your Wings of Valmar and your bad Halo screenshots and your April Fails Day…
MassiveDamage on November 11th, 2009 7:55 pm

What if it was a cloudbush?
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 8:20 pm

They both have funky hair, they both use giant swords, they both are on quests to save the world…

Yeah, I concour.
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 8:22 pm

… and your endless streams of reply comments and your members who +1 whatever commenters are in the same comment list as them and your recruiting wolfites and your excessively long comments and your overused jokes…
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 8:24 pm

This looks memeish. I can tell from the cookie cutter text style and from seeing quite a few memes in my time.
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 8:25 pm

Which peels? The anger peels or the Viagra peelz?

Oh god… do not want…
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 8:27 pm

OH MY GOD! A commenter I must NOT +1! I have been bested finally… but I shall uphold my crusade while continuing yours!
-1s for you, Colonel!
codemaster525 on November 11th, 2009 8:39 pm

Thank you captain obvious.
Leo058 on November 11th, 2009 8:55 pm

Do I detect some Duane and Brando?
BurnoutSpartan on November 11th, 2009 9:36 pm

…and your giant hypocrites…
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 9:47 pm

Stop using foot soldiers to do your dirty work!
sasuketoo on November 11th, 2009 9:58 pm

How dare he yell at cloud! well Bonk! I say!
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AuraMaster on November 11th, 2009 10:36 pm

Cloud mixed with "Dubya"? DEAR GOD, NO!

This situation calls for some strategery. We have to stop Sephiroth because he's harboring Weapons of Mass Destruction. *aside* But really, we just want all his materia.
AuraMaster on November 11th, 2009 10:36 pm

Cloud mixed with "Dubya"? DEAR GOD, NO!

This situation calls for some strategery. We have to stop Sephiroth because he's harboring Weapons of Mass Destruction. *aside* But really, we just want all his materia.
AuraMaster on November 11th, 2009 10:42 pm

… and your do not wants and your Comic Sunday and your crotch jokes and your headshots and your Pedobears and your Colonel Obvious and your cosplay pictures and your crossovers and your traps and your puns and your photoshops…
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 10:46 pm

Shouldn't we just call Yuffie then?
Someguy5031 on November 11th, 2009 11:14 pm

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_q2VYUpRpAQQ/Svnln2rVBQI/AAA…

You nostalgia you lose.
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 11:38 pm

Yo Codemaster, I'm really happy for you and i'm 'a let you finish, but Colonel_Obvious is one of the most obvious commenters of all time. One of the most obvious users of all time.
MyApologies on November 12th, 2009 12:43 am

Cloud just thought he was a Chocobo and and tried to ride him.
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 1:27 am

And your Badonk disguises and your "Yo Dawg I Heard You Like X So I Put X In Your X So You Can Y While You Y", and your breaking of the page and your "inb4" and your "Pokemon Is For Kids" and your obscure references and your schizophrenic milk cartons and your first and your Duane and BrandO and your Brentalfloss and your Daneboe…
Cheat2Win on November 12th, 2009 2:01 am

You think he'd yell at Sephiroth to get off of his Cloud.

Hey kids, catch the reference and get a prize!
Dracojounin7 on November 12th, 2009 8:45 am

Heh, guess you're a gaming veteran like me, eh? It may be the day AFTER Veteran's Day, but good luck, man.
Dracojounin7 on November 12th, 2009 8:47 am

and your

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 9:43 am

They just look different. That's all
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 9:44 am

LOL!!! That just made my day XD! I can't +1 that enough!
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 9:52 am

…well, he is a Colonel after all…
DClaw on November 12th, 2009 1:49 pm

Well I'm a 5-star General! :3
CapnMacMillan on November 13th, 2009 3:59 am

"You kids today, with your big-tit female sidekicks and your lack of next-gen remakes!"
FrEEz on November 15th, 2009 12:25 am

Naah. Tidus doesn't use a giant sword. Just a regular sword.

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