That is a dispenser location that benefits no one!
By Josiah Moreno
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 7:30 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (62 Comments) |
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need a dispenser here! need a dispenser here! need a dispenser here!
nedd a dis-OH MY GOD! WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING TO MY ASS?!?!?
Need a dispenser here! No! not THERE!!!
This picture doesnt have enought class and elegance to me comment on it…danm
Boy, I'm gonna ride you like a mule.
*Bow chicka bow wow*
ECRECTING?!? ECRECTING?
Honestly, how can you miss that mistake? My epeen is not ecrect over this one.
*Sigh*
YAOI? IN MY TF2? IT'S TOO GODDAMN LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
Anal virginity down!
Huh, I didn't even notice that! I think I'm going to fix it in Photoshop real quick.
Well… at least now the Scout will be a mobile source of health and ammo…
hes dispensing an erection
Hey, Meet The Spy got bumped off of the Top 10 List.
No thanks to this sub-par picture.
Dispenser going up….and in.
Electricity…..flowing….through…..asshole!
Ecrecting a idspenser!
OH GOD!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE HALOLZAPOCALYPSE!!
*chuckles under breath* All as planned.
That big red cross on the blueprint?
I actually agree with it for once.
Eh, it's happened before (almost) and the results currently stand at 3rd on the Halolz highest rated list.
DON'T! Leave it where it lies!
Let fail accompany fail. It actually starts to become a double negative.
You can topple Halolz… but you can NEVER topple Falcon!
Strangely, one of the manliest endings of any comic ever.
Scout: Full me with ammo!
Wait, that's not what I meant! D:
The point wasn't actually to destroy Halolz, I'm just saying it's a perfect opportunity to strike. And come on, the meet the spy trailer's off the top 10. It's been a sign of Halolz consistency for as long as I've been on the site. IT'S GONE. Something this monumental can only mean worse things will come. Leo, listen. A war is coming, and none of us can stop it. The cities will fall, planets will burn, and one god will stand on top. The question is, who?
ARGH TOO CONFUSING.
Well I already fixed it so oh well…
Actually stuff on the top ten will expire eventually… I don't know how it works exactly, but after a certain amount of time things just don't show up there anymore… which I like because it keeps it from getting super old.
Don't do it Shawn! It's like a puppy, don't clean up after them just rub their nose in it and tell them bad! Otherwise they'll never learn.
Actually I guess you do need to clean up after the puppy cause they don't have thumbs and can't open the bin, but that's besides the point!
Actually, I think it just got outvoted. It had 4.69, the lowest on the list has 4.7
Either way, it's a sign the times are drastically changing.
Actually, I think it just got outvoted. It had 4.69, the lowest on the list has 4.7
Either way, it's a sign the times are drastically changing.
Actually, this is a good tactic, with a Dispenser in there the Scout will always get more health, thus he will not say NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
The downside of course is, NEED ANAL LUBE HERE!
Gives new meaning to "shove it up your ass!"
In b4 "good news, it's a suppository!"
This is why nobody spams "NEED A DISPENSER HERE" as Scout on TF2 anymore
Or as I like to put it, Wolfnarok.
It won't stop him from spamming NEED A TELEPORTER HERE!
Looks like the cliche posters…
*activates holo-shades*
…Just got denied.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Like the other two Meet The videos coming out? Or perhaps the beginning of a new emerging company that will fix all problems around the world? I'll give you a hint, they are using this avatar as a logo and you should trust them with all your pharmaceutical needs.
Still, meet the spy has been up there for a very long time. This hardly seems a coincidence, what with my planning to take over Halolz with the rest of the Wolfites, as seen here. http://roflcopter419.deviantart.com/journal/28271…
a world anew and fertile in the sense of wolf.
sound better already.
The time for us to rise is soon… Our power grows every passing day.
I have a few prayers to wolf ready to put onto an image on my deviantart if you want to look at them. I also have a massive project idea. It'll have you, me and a couple other Halolzers in a Star Wars ep IV-style poster.
Ugh what the fuck happened here?!?!
sweet, ill have a look at it.
in the mean while, ill try to contribute some more.
Alright. You should probably make an account and post comments there.
Oh. XD
*ahem*
(resumes planning Wolfnarok)
Engineer: Im DESPENSIN AN ERECTION
Hey, could be worse. He could have asked heavy.
Scout: "Hey fill me up with amm-AAAAAAAGH"
Heavy (to sasha): WE MAKE GOOD TEAM!
Lets see him run so fast after that!
or sit down for that matter.
Engineer: There! There's your damn dispenser already, now SHUT UP!
Even engineers can do it from behind
…
*chirp, chirp*
yea…
Engineer: Bonk Bonk Bonk!
It seems to be back…
This delays my plans.
… wait a second… How did I already comment here?
Oh my god… SPAI!
Successful Troll is back :D!!!
The engineer is building something for you and he's gonna tell you where to put it!
Take it like a man, shorty.
*stabbs and recloaks*
Gentlemen
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-sighs- do not want
don't worry Dr. Mario kicked it back down.
INB4 Just as i planned.
More like 'innocence'.
Yeah, man! Hail the Aura!
In other news, he's hit 69 e-peen.
A Winner Is Him.
Can't break what isn't there. Scout needs to be Annoyance nerfed.
Casual ex with spai now runs in the familt.