SUPER IKE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 7, 2009 · 11:57 PM

(273 votes, average: 1.98 out of 5)

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KiruBananers on November 8th, 2009 4:59 am

Next its off with Link and Wario to the beauty salon where they will tie wario up outside and get a manacure!
Xyonas on November 8th, 2009 5:00 am

I think the animal crossing guy is enjoying watching super Ike a little too much.
OrionX on November 8th, 2009 5:16 am

You won't get no sympathy from me, girlfriend!
*does 3 finger snaps with that weird side to side head-neck trick I am incapable of doing*
Ataeru on November 8th, 2009 5:17 am

Ike: I have stars shooting out of my ass!
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 5:53 am

This submission will get no sympathy from me.

2/5
MrRaccoon on November 8th, 2009 6:02 am

Little girl in yellow is not amused
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 6:06 am

And the other one is TOO amused…
ArmyOfMidgets on November 8th, 2009 6:16 am

With the power of 500 men, the speed of 300 cougars, the stamina of 400 porn stars and the cleverness of 2 japanese college students, Super Ike IS infact FABULOUS
Badonk on November 8th, 2009 6:30 am

As if the giant sword wasn't a big enough metaphor…
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 6:39 am

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Cloud%20ff7/me…
TCC on November 8th, 2009 6:51 am

… umm… you guys seem to be a bit confused… Ike isn't fabulous, MARTH is fabulous… simple mistake.. -.-
TCC on November 8th, 2009 6:51 am

how do you think he got strong enough to weild a 2h sword with one hand? O.e
BoardBreaker93 on November 8th, 2009 6:57 am

Someone's overcompensating for something.
BoardBreaker93 on November 8th, 2009 6:58 am

Anyone else think of Saturday Night Lights? Or whatever that movie is called?
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 7:04 am

His logic: Hmm… What can I do to stop a horrible demon from ripping me to shreds? The answer: A sword. If that don't work: use more sword.
TCC on November 8th, 2009 7:19 am

if a giant sword doesn't work try a giant FIRE sword. :b
Acrazymonke on November 8th, 2009 7:22 am

you meen the Z FORMATION
Ataeru on November 8th, 2009 7:36 am

*FF7 nerd possess me*
its from the mako energy when he joined soilder.
*regain control after killing spirt*

brrrrr… what did i just say?
WizardRex on November 8th, 2009 8:03 am

Some Pepto Bismol should clear that up.
ArmyOfMidgets on November 8th, 2009 8:09 am

That's the beauty of overcompensating with a bigass sword, if someone says something, you can just cut them in half :D
Last on November 8th, 2009 9:01 am

he's super thanks for asking
Tenck on November 8th, 2009 10:59 am

agreed. I vote for my friends, and this one is no good…
Tenck on November 8th, 2009 11:03 am

I think he was talking about Ike, not Cloud, but…ehh, either way.
BlueChameleon on November 8th, 2009 11:03 am

Hey is Ike trying to cosplay as Princess Robot Bubblegum again? Cos I told him that shit wouldn't get him laid…
Tenck on November 8th, 2009 11:03 am

also, in before Prepare yourself for low votes!
DClaw on November 8th, 2009 12:04 pm

*Hums tune* "Here he comes to save the gaays"
DClaw on November 8th, 2009 12:04 pm

*Hums tune* "Here he comes to save the gaays"
Caelun_Niveus on November 8th, 2009 2:20 pm

And Marth is in the higher teirs, so maybe Ike is trying to join him (in more ways than one)

Plus, Marth marries a chick in his games, while Ike stays single/runs of with Soren… so yeah.
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 2:25 pm

Dammit, Marth isn't gay! >:( HIS WIFE!

Marth gets married, Eliwood gets married, Lyndis gets married, Roy gets married… Ike, however does not. What does that say?

Remember kids, every time you call Marth gay, a true Fire Emblem fan cries themselves to sleep at night!
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 2:49 pm

Too bad he's annoying like OVER 9000 frenchmen. :T
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 2:52 pm

Unlike the people who own Hummers. They can try to chase you down, but they won't be able to do so for more than a minute. :P
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 2:59 pm

Queer Ike for the straight guy.
Cheat2Win on November 8th, 2009 3:04 pm

Boy, I wonder which friends he has to fight for looking like THAT.
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 3:10 pm

I reject your reality, and substitute it with Awkward Zombie!
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 3:11 pm

And there appears to be a surprise butt-yiff in the coming!
Daifuku on November 8th, 2009 3:13 pm

Ike uses STAR POWER!
It's not very effective…
He will get no sympathy from this crowd!
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 3:55 pm

In other words that Z-formation snap that only girls and gay guys can. (no offense if you are one of those)
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 3:56 pm

I null your substitute with a shotgun!
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 3:58 pm

gays? On mai halolz? maybe lesbiens but no gays except left for bed…
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 3:59 pm

And almost as cheap as 100000000 hadoukens
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 4:00 pm

He needs a dispenser there!
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 4:22 pm

I have a rocket launcher
your argument is invalid
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:28 pm

Finger over the big red button beats that. Aren't global politics fun?
TCC on November 8th, 2009 4:28 pm

marth may have a wife, but so have many gay celebrities. Ike stays single cause he likes to play the field. :b
TCC on November 8th, 2009 4:29 pm

silly Niveus, teirs are for queers!

…

quite litteraly!
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:30 pm

Ike, if you're trying to be the pretty boy swordsman it's japanese sparkles (I have to make the distinction here since Twilight made the emo rapist sparkles) not stars. Despite what a famous shirt says, it is not always stars.
TCC on November 8th, 2009 4:31 pm

*shadow gets launched by Ikes smash*

you really shouldn't talk like that when he's right there…. -.-
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 4:31 pm

I have Chuck Norris on speed-dial. /pwn
TCC on November 8th, 2009 4:31 pm

no that anoying, he's slowed down quite a bit to compensate for the overpoweredness.
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 4:33 pm

Inb4TomCruise
Dracojounin7 on November 8th, 2009 4:34 pm

*pulls out double-wielded cchainsaw guns with grenade launchers and lasers attached*
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:35 pm

Yeah, but does this arguement even really matter? If you're awesome enough (see Heath Ledger) then nothing else really enters into the equation.
Dracojounin7 on November 8th, 2009 4:36 pm

Sword sappin' mah heterogeneosity! *yes, that is a real word*
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 4:38 pm

Minerva, Maria, Catria, Caeda, and Nyna.
Marth banged them all.
Dracojounin7 on November 8th, 2009 4:40 pm

For some reason, I use only 3 cheats in GTA: IV…

I use them just so I can blow up Hummers :P

Though I did total 4 cars and kill 9 people with a single shot at one point…

Total:
1 Convertible
3 Police cars
6 Policemen
2 Shooting thugs
1 Running convertible driver

Then I used the Wanted Down…
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:40 pm

Yeah, but there are still drawbacks. I'm still convinced that the reason Cloud was in a wheelchair towards the end of the game was the inevitable back problems caused by his sword.
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:41 pm

Now if he did this all at once while playing a rock guitar solo and lifting weights then you'll have all the evidence you need.
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 4:45 pm

the difference between you and me is that i actually pushed my button
AND MY BUTTON IS BIGGER
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 4:46 pm

I have Captain Falcon on speed-prayer
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:47 pm

YOU FOOL! You're not actually supposed to press the button!

…Wait, is your button even plugged in?
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 4:51 pm

of course the button is plugged in
how else do you think i got my popcorn from pressing my instant-popcorn button
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 4:52 pm

pulls out 3 chainsaw gunchucks
that fire grenade launchers and pewpew lazers
and the occasional peanut
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:53 pm

Oh… yeah. I forgot that's what this button does. What about the large, shiny, irresisible one that says "Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Push, You Idiot!"?
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 4:53 pm

He did it while slaying dragons. Does that work?
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 4:54 pm

Chinese or European?
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 4:55 pm

oh i forgot about that one
*presses*
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 4:58 pm

Mainly European, but he dabbles in Asian as well.
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 5:00 pm

NO YOU FOOL! IT DIVIDES BY ZERO!!
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 5:00 pm

Well consider he takes out ones that make you a badass for doing so and the ones that are the incarnation of the gods, I'd say that works.
BurnoutSpartan on November 8th, 2009 5:01 pm

I believe this man wins the argument. Give him an internet!
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 5:02 pm

BUT
I was just bench pressing
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 5:03 pm

Yay! My first internet! Now I've just got to give my acceptance speech quick enough so that Kanye doesn't interrupt.
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 5:04 pm

Ok, have fun with that then.
BurnoutSpartan on November 8th, 2009 5:05 pm

Inb4rule34
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 5:07 pm

Also he has a dragon-goddess in his army. Working for him. His subordinate. And he probably banged her, too.
Marzen on November 8th, 2009 5:10 pm

Woah, stars and sparkles.

I think there's a cream for that now.
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 5:14 pm

Let's see what happens when Ivy of Soul Calibur IV cosplays as Princess Robot Bubblegum! :D

….

Did she just gain more clothes? O_o
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 5:14 pm

Let's see what happens when Ivy of Soul Calibur IV cosplays as Princess Robot Bubblegum! :D

….

Did she just gain more clothes? O_o
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 5:15 pm

Yep, he's reached the point of manliness wherein his body has too much testosterone and can't get rid of it naturally. If he didn't take actions against this, the only enemy he could ever fight would be the endangered Man-Bear-Pig. As we've seen, actions were taken.
Vabolo on November 8th, 2009 5:16 pm

That just made me think of this: "Silly emos, tears are for queers!"
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 5:18 pm

TheAceOfSkulls, I'mm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish… but Beyonce had one of the best internets of all time!
Judgment on November 8th, 2009 5:20 pm

i will
however
THIS IS MORE FUN
*presses button to divide by zero*
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 5:21 pm

…dammit. Well atleast I wasn't wolf blocked, so I can continue on barely, though never really getting over the incident.
Button on November 8th, 2009 5:21 pm

DONT PRESS ME BRO
TCC on November 8th, 2009 5:22 pm

all this and Ike can still pwn him in brawl… -.-
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 5:23 pm

Would you prefer a player character more cheap than tabuu?
TCC on November 8th, 2009 5:23 pm

rule 34 can make you whatever sexual orientation it wants… -.-
TCC on November 8th, 2009 5:27 pm

… but there already is one. are we forgetting sonic already? o.O
TheAceOfSkulls on November 8th, 2009 5:28 pm

NO! HE DOESN'T EXIST! (If I deny his existance enough, he'll disappear! *eyetwitch*)
Banette on November 8th, 2009 5:51 pm

He could be better, all things considered, he must say…

Sorry. NEEDED to finish that The entire song played in my head I read that XD
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 6:50 pm

But then you get played off halfway through your speech.
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 6:50 pm

But then you get played off halfway through your speech.
BoardBreaker93 on November 8th, 2009 6:55 pm

Apparently it didn't work the first time. cuz that is a huge SWORD!!
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 6:56 pm

Can't let you continue that, Ace.

Yes, I'm a heartless bastard. Get over it.
BoardBreaker93 on November 8th, 2009 6:57 pm

Its a good thing we don't know him personally then.
Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2009 7:08 pm

Heh, that's what she said.
Cheat2Win on November 8th, 2009 7:29 pm

And somehow, your comment reminded me of something someone said one time: "Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks"
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 8:39 pm

*uses marth's down-B* bwahaha good thing i'm indestructible!
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 8:40 pm

But he's still kinda fast considering he's as strong as heavy characters and is very hard to K.O. unless you pawnch him off a cliff.
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 8:41 pm

Astro boy: Well I have MACHINE GUNS on my ass!
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 8:43 pm

No but there is a powder of green and yellow herbs. O wait it was a button combination ummm. The same as a hadouken.
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 8:44 pm

Wolf can't let rule 34 do that!
Marzen on November 8th, 2009 8:45 pm

Up up down down left right left right B A Start.
DeathJam on November 8th, 2009 8:47 pm

O_O
BurnoutSpartan on November 8th, 2009 9:11 pm

Exactly the point I was making.
TCC on November 8th, 2009 9:43 pm

*uses Ike's down-B* You'll get no sympathy from me!
shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 9:43 pm

Naw start isn't part of the combo. Thats for umm i have no idea actually.
Marzen on November 8th, 2009 9:44 pm

Why, starting the game of course!
Tenck on November 8th, 2009 9:57 pm

Alright, that's it. You've all forced my hand. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAR!
Tenck on November 8th, 2009 9:59 pm

Sonic isn't that unfair…Metaknight however…
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 10:27 pm

Just Ganon punch him. That'll teach him for spamming his B.
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 10:29 pm

You fool! Countering a counter is like dividing by ze-
O SHI-
Leo058 on November 8th, 2009 10:31 pm

Blasphemy!
TCC on November 8th, 2009 10:46 pm

yeah, but metaknight can totally avoid everything Ganon does, not to mention down-B ing his slow ass punch… -.-
TCC on November 8th, 2009 10:49 pm

YOU ARE BLASPHEMY! D:<
*hits Leo over the head with huge desk*

lol, jk! that pain cuncussion I just gave you is totally fake! :P
shadow649 on November 9th, 2009 1:54 am

But ike can't use that right after an attack. especially considering you think they slowed him down…
shadow649 on November 9th, 2009 1:55 am

I use that to open my refrigerator and get some chocolate helicopters.
Marzen on November 9th, 2009 1:57 am

Shuddup, Coach! Pillz 4 lyfe!
TCC on November 9th, 2009 2:00 am

yea… bu.. uh…. THIS IS THE INTERNET! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
*hits shadow with homerun bat*
shadow649 on November 9th, 2009 5:00 am

But who puts peelz in teh fridges??? Theres tons of space in the basement for the peelz.
shadow649 on November 9th, 2009 5:01 am

But i has miniguns and cheeseburgers so ur argument is 2x invalid!!!!!!111!!!!!
*dodges home run bat n throws smart bomb which isn't a dud.*
TCC on November 9th, 2009 7:16 am

*catches smart bomb*

don't you people know to use bombs wisely?

*puts smart bomb in mysterious backpack that is never spoken of again*
TCC on November 9th, 2009 7:41 am

oh can't he?
http://keaton2008.deviantart.com/art/Lesbian-Cos-…

…

dammit paulrus… -.-
Sinya on November 9th, 2009 9:49 am

I think Ike has enough stars in this picture, there is no need for me to give him some >.>
shadow649 on November 9th, 2009 3:57 pm

Stupid Peppy!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!11!!!11!!!
*uses sonic's cheap final smash*
Roflcopter419 on November 10th, 2009 12:33 am

Well, he CAN stop it, but he's into some of it.