I don’t know about you, but I think Ike is feeling FABULOUS!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 7, 2009 · 11:57 PM
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Next its off with Link and Wario to the beauty salon where they will tie wario up outside and get a manacure!
I think the animal crossing guy is enjoying watching super Ike a little too much.
You won't get no sympathy from me, girlfriend!
*does 3 finger snaps with that weird side to side head-neck trick I am incapable of doing*
Ike: I have stars shooting out of my ass!
This submission will get no sympathy from me.
2/5
Little girl in yellow is not amused
And the other one is TOO amused…
With the power of 500 men, the speed of 300 cougars, the stamina of 400 porn stars and the cleverness of 2 japanese college students, Super Ike IS infact FABULOUS
As if the giant sword wasn't a big enough metaphor…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Cloud%20ff7/me...
… umm… you guys seem to be a bit confused… Ike isn't fabulous, MARTH is fabulous… simple mistake.. -.-
how do you think he got strong enough to weild a 2h sword with one hand? O.e
Someone's overcompensating for something.
Anyone else think of Saturday Night Lights? Or whatever that movie is called?
His logic: Hmm… What can I do to stop a horrible demon from ripping me to shreds? The answer: A sword. If that don't work: use more sword.
if a giant sword doesn't work try a giant FIRE sword. :b
you meen the Z FORMATION
*FF7 nerd possess me*
its from the mako energy when he joined soilder.
*regain control after killing spirt*
brrrrr… what did i just say?
Some Pepto Bismol should clear that up.
That's the beauty of overcompensating with a bigass sword, if someone says something, you can just cut them in half :D
he's super thanks for asking
agreed. I vote for my friends, and this one is no good…
I think he was talking about Ike, not Cloud, but…ehh, either way.
Hey is Ike trying to cosplay as Princess Robot Bubblegum again? Cos I told him that shit wouldn't get him laid…
also, in before Prepare yourself for low votes!
*Hums tune* "Here he comes to save the gaays"
*Hums tune* "Here he comes to save the gaays"
And Marth is in the higher teirs, so maybe Ike is trying to join him (in more ways than one)
Plus, Marth marries a chick in his games, while Ike stays single/runs of with Soren… so yeah.
Dammit, Marth isn't gay! >:( HIS WIFE!
Marth gets married, Eliwood gets married, Lyndis gets married, Roy gets married… Ike, however does not. What does that say?
Remember kids, every time you call Marth gay, a true Fire Emblem fan cries themselves to sleep at night!
Too bad he's annoying like OVER 9000 frenchmen. :T
Unlike the people who own Hummers. They can try to chase you down, but they won't be able to do so for more than a minute. :P
Queer Ike for the straight guy.
Boy, I wonder which friends he has to fight for looking like THAT.
I reject your reality, and substitute it with Awkward Zombie!
And there appears to be a surprise butt-yiff in the coming!
Ike uses STAR POWER!
It's not very effective…
He will get no sympathy from this crowd!
In other words that Z-formation snap that only girls and gay guys can. (no offense if you are one of those)
I null your substitute with a shotgun!
gays? On mai halolz? maybe lesbiens but no gays except left for bed…
And almost as cheap as 100000000 hadoukens
He needs a dispenser there!
I have a rocket launcher
your argument is invalid
Finger over the big red button beats that. Aren't global politics fun?
marth may have a wife, but so have many gay celebrities. Ike stays single cause he likes to play the field. :b
silly Niveus, teirs are for queers!
…
quite litteraly!
Ike, if you're trying to be the pretty boy swordsman it's japanese sparkles (I have to make the distinction here since Twilight made the emo rapist sparkles) not stars. Despite what a famous shirt says, it is not always stars.
*shadow gets launched by Ikes smash*
you really shouldn't talk like that when he's right there…. -.-
I have Chuck Norris on speed-dial. /pwn
no that anoying, he's slowed down quite a bit to compensate for the overpoweredness.
Inb4TomCruise
*pulls out double-wielded cchainsaw guns with grenade launchers and lasers attached*
Yeah, but does this arguement even really matter? If you're awesome enough (see Heath Ledger) then nothing else really enters into the equation.
Sword sappin' mah heterogeneosity! *yes, that is a real word*
Minerva, Maria, Catria, Caeda, and Nyna.
Marth banged them all.
For some reason, I use only 3 cheats in GTA: IV…
I use them just so I can blow up Hummers :P
Though I did total 4 cars and kill 9 people with a single shot at one point…
Total:
1 Convertible
3 Police cars
6 Policemen
2 Shooting thugs
1 Running convertible driver
Then I used the Wanted Down…
Yeah, but there are still drawbacks. I'm still convinced that the reason Cloud was in a wheelchair towards the end of the game was the inevitable back problems caused by his sword.
Now if he did this all at once while playing a rock guitar solo and lifting weights then you'll have all the evidence you need.
the difference between you and me is that i actually pushed my button
AND MY BUTTON IS BIGGER
I have Captain Falcon on speed-prayer
YOU FOOL! You're not actually supposed to press the button!
…Wait, is your button even plugged in?
of course the button is plugged in
how else do you think i got my popcorn from pressing my instant-popcorn button
pulls out 3 chainsaw gunchucks
that fire grenade launchers and pewpew lazers
and the occasional peanut
Oh… yeah. I forgot that's what this button does. What about the large, shiny, irresisible one that says "Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Push, You Idiot!"?
He did it while slaying dragons. Does that work?
Chinese or European?
oh i forgot about that one
*presses*
Mainly European, but he dabbles in Asian as well.
NO YOU FOOL! IT DIVIDES BY ZERO!!
Well consider he takes out ones that make you a badass for doing so and the ones that are the incarnation of the gods, I'd say that works.
I believe this man wins the argument. Give him an internet!
BUT
I was just bench pressing
Yay! My first internet! Now I've just got to give my acceptance speech quick enough so that Kanye doesn't interrupt.
Ok, have fun with that then.
Inb4rule34
Also he has a dragon-goddess in his army. Working for him. His subordinate. And he probably banged her, too.
Woah, stars and sparkles.
I think there's a cream for that now.
Let's see what happens when Ivy of Soul Calibur IV cosplays as Princess Robot Bubblegum! :D
….
Did she just gain more clothes? O_o
Let's see what happens when Ivy of Soul Calibur IV cosplays as Princess Robot Bubblegum! :D
….
Did she just gain more clothes? O_o
Yep, he's reached the point of manliness wherein his body has too much testosterone and can't get rid of it naturally. If he didn't take actions against this, the only enemy he could ever fight would be the endangered Man-Bear-Pig. As we've seen, actions were taken.
That just made me think of this: "Silly emos, tears are for queers!"
TheAceOfSkulls, I'mm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish… but Beyonce had one of the best internets of all time!
i will
however
THIS IS MORE FUN
*presses button to divide by zero*
…dammit. Well atleast I wasn't wolf blocked, so I can continue on barely, though never really getting over the incident.
DONT PRESS ME BRO
all this and Ike can still pwn him in brawl… -.-
Would you prefer a player character more cheap than tabuu?
rule 34 can make you whatever sexual orientation it wants… -.-
… but there already is one. are we forgetting sonic already? o.O
NO! HE DOESN'T EXIST! (If I deny his existance enough, he'll disappear! *eyetwitch*)
He could be better, all things considered, he must say…
Sorry. NEEDED to finish that The entire song played in my head I read that XD
But then you get played off halfway through your speech.
But then you get played off halfway through your speech.
Apparently it didn't work the first time. cuz that is a huge SWORD!!
Can't let you continue that, Ace.
Yes, I'm a heartless bastard. Get over it.
Its a good thing we don't know him personally then.
Heh, that's what she said.
And somehow, your comment reminded me of something someone said one time: "Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks"
*uses marth's down-B* bwahaha good thing i'm indestructible!
But he's still kinda fast considering he's as strong as heavy characters and is very hard to K.O. unless you pawnch him off a cliff.
Astro boy: Well I have MACHINE GUNS on my ass!
No but there is a powder of green and yellow herbs. O wait it was a button combination ummm. The same as a hadouken.
Wolf can't let rule 34 do that!
Up up down down left right left right B A Start.
O_O
Exactly the point I was making.
*uses Ike's down-B* You'll get no sympathy from me!
Naw start isn't part of the combo. Thats for umm i have no idea actually.
Why, starting the game of course!
Alright, that's it. You've all forced my hand. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAR!
Sonic isn't that unfair…Metaknight however…
Just Ganon punch him. That'll teach him for spamming his B.
You fool! Countering a counter is like dividing by ze-
O SHI-
Blasphemy!
yeah, but metaknight can totally avoid everything Ganon does, not to mention down-B ing his slow ass punch… -.-
YOU ARE BLASPHEMY! D:<
*hits Leo over the head with huge desk*
lol, jk! that pain cuncussion I just gave you is totally fake! :P
But ike can't use that right after an attack. especially considering you think they slowed him down…
I use that to open my refrigerator and get some chocolate helicopters.
Shuddup, Coach! Pillz 4 lyfe!
yea… bu.. uh…. THIS IS THE INTERNET! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
*hits shadow with homerun bat*
But who puts peelz in teh fridges??? Theres tons of space in the basement for the peelz.
But i has miniguns and cheeseburgers so ur argument is 2x invalid!!!!!!111!!!!!
*dodges home run bat n throws smart bomb which isn't a dud.*
*catches smart bomb*
don't you people know to use bombs wisely?
*puts smart bomb in mysterious backpack that is never spoken of again*
oh can't he?
http://keaton2008.deviantart.com/art/Lesbian-Cos-...
…
dammit paulrus… -.-
I think Ike has enough stars in this picture, there is no need for me to give him some >.>
Stupid Peppy!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!11!!!11!!!
*uses sonic's cheap final smash*
Well, he CAN stop it, but he's into some of it.