He who punches first, punches best. Proverb, The Church of Falcon

Whilst the Falcon Punch be powerful, it should be known that power is not always everything.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2009 · 2:19 PM 
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131 Responses to “He who punches first, punches best.”

  1. Badonk on November 6th, 2009 7:27 pm

    Yea! this man speaks the truth, let this saying be known throughout the land!

    Pauli, may i welcome you as our newest Falcon Cardinal. *falcon salute*

    (Shawn you forgot the CoF tag)

  2. GameboyPATH on November 6th, 2009 7:51 pm

    A true, Godly depiction of the battle of Good vs. Evil.

    Plus, it looks like the Captain is NOMing on falcon leg.

  3. BlueChameleon on November 6th, 2009 8:01 pm

    And he who has a punch shaped like a Falcon, gets worshipped by a small internet community.

  4. BlueChameleon on November 6th, 2009 8:01 pm

    And he who has a punch shaped like a Falcon, gets worshipped by a small internet community.

  5. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 8:06 pm

    Bonus points to the first person to publish a Falcon Bible…

  6. BitHawk on November 6th, 2009 8:41 pm

    Is the 1st or 2nd commandment of Falcon?

  7. codemaster525 on November 6th, 2009 9:17 pm

    Falcon Punches even have the ability to stop any attack, even the Ness lightning headbutt (been tested!)

  8. WizardRex on November 6th, 2009 9:22 pm

    The Church of Falcon has a holy hand grenade in the form of a smash ball.

  9. Rocker23220 on November 6th, 2009 9:24 pm

    So, if Wolf is the Devil…….


  10. Hakokoro on November 6th, 2009 10:14 pm

    Silly Ganon! Kick-ass Punchs are for Captain Falcons!

  11. Last on November 6th, 2009 10:14 pm

    blessed are those who receive thine holiest of punches for they are the one's get to experience what true awesomeness is.

  12. MrRaccoon on November 6th, 2009 10:18 pm

    He's so almighty he can fight and eat at the same time!!!

  13. bauli69 on November 6th, 2009 10:30 pm

    i think this is one of the coolest pics i have shoot on SSBB.

  14. Leo058 on November 6th, 2009 10:33 pm

    Now here's your problem; Falcon's punch is going to come up just shy of Ganon's armpit, while Ganon's punch is going right into Falcon's face.

  15. Sinya on November 7th, 2009 12:19 am

    So… The one who punches last laughs better?

  16. DClaw on November 7th, 2009 12:24 am

    Ganondorf: Hmm….should have dodged when he did…

  17. BoardBreaker93 on November 7th, 2009 12:47 am

    (insert evil laugh here)

  18. Jet_Sparrow on November 7th, 2009 1:56 am

    Shortly after this scene was witnessed, Captain Falcon proceeded to beat the living crap out of Ganondorf with his…KNEE OF JUSTICE!

  19. MasterLuigi452 on November 7th, 2009 1:45 am

    So the speed can change the result after all…
    100th comment!!!

  20. Daifuku on November 7th, 2009 3:26 pm

    Remember kids, it's not who'se bigger, it's who can hit who first :P

  21. shadow649 on November 8th, 2009 3:51 pm

    but u forgot he who pawnches kicks ass while whoever punches fails at life.

  22. need_more_Kirby on November 12th, 2009 6:10 am

    can i join the church of falcon?? i really need to redeem my falcon soul D:

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