Whilst the Falcon Punch be powerful, it should be known that power is not always everything.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2009 · 2:19 PM
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Yea! this man speaks the truth, let this saying be known throughout the land!
Pauli, may i welcome you as our newest Falcon Cardinal. *falcon salute*
(Shawn you forgot the CoF tag)
A true, Godly depiction of the battle of Good vs. Evil.
Plus, it looks like the Captain is NOMing on falcon leg.
Mmmmm
Falcon Legs… :d
And he who has a punch shaped like a Falcon, gets worshipped by a small internet community.
And he who has a punch shaped like a Falcon, gets worshipped by a small internet community.
What level would I be?
Bonus points to the first person to publish a Falcon Bible…
We need more pictures of Ganondorf being the Devil…
Is the 1st or 2nd commandment of Falcon?
Have you made a Falcon joke that has been plus'd more then 5 times?
if so then a priest, if not then a Falcon Follower
Publish? Does putting it on your deviant art count? im almost done with the first part :P
but he's not, he is one who pretends to be the Falcon, and is vanquished by Pit in the story of The pit and the pig in the book of 3…2…1…GO! (YIE)
Wolf is the devil
So he's Judas?
Wolf the devil?
well i know why you say that, since your a falconite.
if you can't explain it, chalk it up to "the devil's work"
disabling does not make him evil.
He who puns first, puns best!
oh no, I forgot to put "che" in "punches"
Falcon Punches even have the ability to stop any attack, even the Ness lightning headbutt (been tested!)
The Church of Falcon has a holy hand grenade in the form of a smash ball.
No, but using a tank rather than a high-speed vehicle for the Final Smash does.
So, if Wolf is the Devil…….
WHO IS GANON???
Sure, as long as you make the whole thing. Bonus points as well for Halolz references.
There were 7 devils, Satan being the most powerful. Perhaps one of the others?
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Falcon-Bible-1...
Silly Ganon! Kick-ass Punchs are for Captain Falcons!
blessed are those who receive thine holiest of punches for they are the one's get to experience what true awesomeness is.
Must… get… shameless… credit!
And if you created the whole thing?
Does that make Fox and Falco evil too?
He's so almighty he can fight and eat at the same time!!!
no the spy is judas. We conform to all games not just SSB
quiet you! you can bind them after i make them
But it can't stop Wolf from not letting him do that.
but I want to do it nooooowwwww.
Yes. They are. Wolf's Fallen Angels.
"Not the Pit, it BURNS!!!"
Or can it?
No it can't.
But Ganon has Falcon Punch…
i think this is one of the coolest pics i have shoot on SSBB.
Now here's your problem; Falcon's punch is going to come up just shy of Ganon's armpit, while Ganon's punch is going right into Falcon's face.
BizzaroFalcon
Then in a priest?!
My Falco 'n Punch Team joke got 5+ or more
Falcon's actually planning to strike Ganon's weak point for massive damage.
Small yet growing my friend.
Small yet growing.
Warlock Punch.
Know the difference, it could save your life.
Krystal must be the succubus…
Wolfs claws are not counted as part of him I think, so they can reach through it I think…Dunno, someone test it.
I'm a wolfist…and I've made both Falcon and Wolf jokes that got 5+ (or moar)…
What would I be?
Ok what about the Anti-Falcon? That's as good as it will get. Not quite the Wolf but not quite the Falcon.
That makes you… A RESEARCH SUBJECT!*locks you at a lab*
What about those who's punch is shaped like a Wolf?
Yes, I'd much rather get hit by Falcon Punch. Lower damage, lower knockback, swifter death.
True…Since Ganon focuses on power so much, instead of the punch forming a falcon it is distorted into an ugly purple aura…And it's time comsuming so yeah…
But Warlock Punch can cut through Falcon Punch (tested that).
No my dear friend. She's a Grue in disguise.
If the attack is well timed they will cancel out…
I like it I like it I like it!
I can't let you do that…
*Explodes the lab*
IM MEWTWO RAWRAWRAWRNOMNOMNOMPSYCHICSHIT!
But Ganon is not Wolf's son…
Wolf has no son though…
VERILEE I ELECT YON GANONDORF TO BE THINE ANTI-FALCON!
Actually I saw a video of aFalcon and Warlock punch colliding. It was a double K.O
Ah, at least I have no regret with accidentally having had replaced her hemorrhoid cream with poison ivy oil.
they get chronic diarrhea, diabetes and cancer.
idk, we need to hammer that out lol. we need a position for you Taiho and me
Your a wolfite, talk to Vabolo or chameleon for that stuff, not my department
But he just wants to be the Falcon, he does not hate him. Its why he copy's most if not all of his moves.
He was a false god to the small nation of Hyrule until pit and his mighty cheap shield of cheapness slew him and saved the people
Gah! im not explaining this whole thing right here! the book will be out soon!
go to my DA to see the original logo he used *shameless plug*
no, you go walk your animals!
Well then, if you know everything who do you elect to be anti-falcon?
The guy in the ridiculous black suit from the show?
Because he's just mentally retarded…
Don't forget us! We wolfists (Wolfites, tomato tomatoe) were of the first to come to duty to him!
Respect this man, Badonk knows of which he speaks of!
Oh Sh**!
Black Bull only wants to be loved, and kill Falcon, and take over F-Zero as the champion!
That will show them…
WHO IS ZE BOSS!
Really? Well, Warlock Punch still kills at lower damage amounts.
So… The one who punches last laughs better?
Ganondorf: Hmm….should have dodged when he did…
Depends…You won't be laughing for long when he who punches first hits you.
(insert evil laugh here)
Shortly after this scene was witnessed, Captain Falcon proceeded to beat the living crap out of Ganondorf with his…KNEE OF JUSTICE!
he won't forget us, in his "bible" it will include bias statements that will make people hate our guts. =(
ah so you have read my material before!
YOUR MOM.
Also, me and Atearu.
Your dad.
Ganon was born in a town full of women, the odds of him being a cross-dresser are much much higher than him magically being the only man born out of an all-woman town.
But we saw him rape zelda.
Fucking Car Whores…
How was I supposed to know it wasn't a rip-off of Star Wars?! It sounds just like one!
You should make a pic of my avatar for my 69 e-peen party soon.
Plus you know…
Ganon sucks ass muffins.
I usually suck with him, and always beat him (ALWAYS)
Sooo…
What AM I?
Who am I…
*insert random statement that the main character says IN EVERY DAMN SHOW about why he is here*
Oh, i believe the internet has many many MANY answers to how that would be possible.
Hell, the guy posting above me raped Zelda with him!
Armyofmidgets? Really? That's unexpected.
I suppose you are a Wolfite, you said so yourself. One is OFFERED the position of Falcon Priest when you make an epic Falcon joke.
Welll…
Originally it was YOU.
But I guess everyone had a go that day.
Myself not included, I was off in another castle…doing things…
Ah, I see. Actually, I was sick that day. Couldn't have been me.
And definitely me to.
Falcon submissions made = 0
Wolf submissions made = about a dozen
Full list of wolfites:
Nick soapdish
Roflcopter419
Ataeru
Senax (allegedly)
Vabolo
Can't let you doubt that!
Ok. So then:
Nick soapdish
Roflcopter419
Ataeru
Senax
Vabolo
So the speed can change the result after all…
100th comment!!!
That punch is a spy!
Too bad that's not what she says….
And what of the e-peen god? IS HE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH?!?!?!
Hmm…then I must kill everyone on the list >:3
Except Soapdish. I don't count him as a Wolfite.
Remember kids, it's not who'se bigger, it's who can hit who first :P
Op you could just use R.O.B. and cram his massive priority down everyone's throat.
I CAN'T +1 THIS ENOUGH
Unfortnately, not even R.O.B. can cut through Meta Knight's neutral-B. Ganon Punch, however, can…
You've killed me twice already. Wolf can't let us stay dead, so you'll never win.
your a cardinal sir! in this church the size of ones epeen counts not!
Soapdish, your a cardinal simply from being a halolz legend!
I remember the verry comment I had made to earn cardinalhood. Someone had made a comment about something being Captains greatest weapon, to which I responded "Captain Falcon IS a weapon!".
sure the comment wasn't great, but my newly adorned halo avatar gave it just enough of a boost to earn me my cardinalhood! :)
if wolf stops someone from doing that, Captain Falcon can have them show him their moves making them do that despite wolfs greatest efforts. :b
… I need to remake you'r tophat avatar sometime… sometime when I'm not lazy… but I will do it eventually… -.-
he does more photoshop stuff (wich is great if that's what you want.) but if you want something drawn you should either ask Mr. Raccoon, or myself *shameless plug upon shameless plug*
I kinda figured Ganon was one of the kings of the land who did not believe in the Falcon almighty, and lead the crusafiction of kirby. o.o
I became a wolf cardinal on the ask and thou shalt receive one. T'was "can't let you receive that, louis. In all honesty, it wasn't too funny but it got +8, so yeah.
But then he can't let them do that.
It's the neverending circle of life.
….I should at least be High Cardinal -.- I have killed more Wolfites than anyone D:
Keeps me amused tho ^^
I remember what got me a cardinal slot. Bribing Badonk with Cubans :B
Why? What's wrong with it? The only thing I see that could possibly be wrong with it is it's not an awesome face.
And holy water in the form of fruit pawnch.
He who hits first hits best and he who hits second may as well not hit at all.
Thats why ganondork uses only suck-ass punches and captain falcon uses kick-ass pawnches.
but u forgot he who pawnches kicks ass while whoever punches fails at life.
Who can't though? It's like typing on the internets while drivin…. OMG AHHHH A CAR!!!!&*$%*@!&!*(#
every pic with the falcon is the coolest. except the wolf submissions that can't let him pawnch that.
He was going to let you in anyway. By bribing him he got free cubans.
Shameless plug is shameless.
Also, I have way too much yogurt in my fridge. I blame Costco.
can i join the church of falcon?? i really need to redeem my falcon soul D: