Hmm, is it still a fatality if you decapitate an android? Well I guess they counted against those robot ninjas in MK3…
Now on to the comments where everyone will make obligatory Austin Power’s “head jokes.”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2009 · 10:40 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
First…
That's not a way to get ahead in life
I guess that person'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation! hehe
He's been given head!
I guess you could say he was rather…headstrong.
Well, you asked for it, Shawn.
And I'll form the head! :D
That's a way to get 'a head'.
Buy the guide! Get aHEAD in the game!
He know two heads are better than one. Especially when you practice ventriloquism.
Well, the guy did ask for HEAD.
BUHAHAHAHA!!!
Now i have this head, i will make it do dirty things with me!!!
Android: I WAS NOT BUILT FOR THAT PURPO…
Well, decapitating an android will start HEADing him in the right direction.
uh…
uh…
damn, my english is not good enough for puns of this magnitude…
uh…
head?
I never knew the android to ever stick her neck out for anyone, until now!
"I'll save YOU for later!"
*stashes decapitated head in knapsack*
Voltron. Nice.
Am I the only one who recalled the Brutal Legend ending upon seeing this pic?
Well, that's what happens when you don't HEAD into battle prepared.
*Zelda item music*
You got head! Bow chicka bow wow.
oh man thats no way to get a "Blow job" in life
Commenters: imma gonna make a head pu…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: But…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: I'm…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: All I'm say…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: There gonna get a…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: I'm…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: I'm just…
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: Would…
Wolf: Sh!… Knock-knock.
commentersl: Who's there?
Wolf: Sh!
commenters: But…
Wolf: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
but if she cant then how come a bear can
*wispers: say she should FACE death*
His face reminds me of this. http://bit.ly/25GHdA
OH MY GOD ITS COLD!
*ref or die*
DECAPITATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
dammit i screwed up
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The head is the holy hand grenade?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Don't you just hate killers, who take head and never give it?" (not Austin Powers)
HE SHOULD FAKE HEAD! :D
Hello good sir, we heard you have a case of Wolfism, we were sent by thy holy falcon for an exorcism
*puts gauntlet*
FALCON PAAAAAAAAAWNCH!
That's a bad way to get a…head…in life!
I'll form the genitalia!
Guess he got said head.
why?
*Whispers: say she should apply to be a HEADmaster."
why does everyone keep talking about heads
THE POWER OF FALCON COMPELS YE!!!!! O:
I didn't mean to for THAT blazing sword… o.o
What im not allowed to make a wolf joke?
everyone else can D:<
(minus troll is back! +1's)
Well, that's because the bear still has a HEAD and she doesn't anymore…because she lost her head.
Hardcore warriors… and those who bend wool to their will.
I haven't the slightest, but that good Gent seems to have mistakenly stolen that young ladies cranium… -.q
*pat pat*
There, there, the bad troll has left
also androids with disposable heads
so to take down kuma korp i just need to get rid of the head of the bear?
you can tell he feels bad just by looking at that expression im sure he will give it back at once
*sniffs* did we kill it with fire?
I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Not a time to lose one's head.
Go aHEAD. Make a silly head pun. You won't find me doing tha-oh, shit…
If not, I invoke Rule 61.
This is how you know your boot to the head was too strong.
wispers: head on apply directly to the forehead.
No need to get so….HEADSTRONG!
*Chirp Chirp*
headpalm.
Am I doin it?
werewolves…and coat makers.
Day 8 of the Head-on Lawsuit.Photoshopped pictures,that the killer was really an asian martial artist.
*pulls out falcon punch and starts splashing it on badonk*
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES SHOW ME YOUR MOVES SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes…
*head spins*
IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
Mund të mos ju bëjë që
Mund të mos ju bëjë që
*vomits*
UR DOING IT…right?
Once he finishes that is.
hell with that expression it could of been a looney toons joke
Agreed
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giving head is not part of my programming!
First is always a fail….
What's that in the road, ahead?
Okay, not the best…
Quite rly…
I'll form the intestines! It doubles as a fire escape route out the… well… you know…
wrong, yes.
right, NO.
and I'll form the Apendix!Fairly useless and explodes easily :D
NO WAI!!!
Poor Badonk, being desecrated by those falconers.
Hmm….let's see. *nukes Halolz server with /b/omb*
……maaaybe….
…….and on the new carpet no less….
THAT"S IT!!! ZIPPO PAWNCH!!!
*rimshot*
Hmm…yeah, I think he did it right.
Oh those silly robots, always forgetting things. They would lose their head if it wasn't attached. Oh wait…..it isn't attached….
*points at name*
Demoting people are we? Don't make me call down the wrath of Falcon AND Wolf on you…
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Always knew the girls in Tekken wanted to be skullfucked…
~*~
FIRST!!!!
INSUFFICIENT INPUT. PLEASE RE-INSERT MEDIA.
….reverse skull fuck?
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this head!
All of you got ahead of yourselves…if you took a step back, you could see you were running headlong into a bad pun……noggin :B
I can't let you nuke that, Daifuku!
My master still has use for this place…
The real question is who DOESN'T fight amidst a flock of sheep. I've done it. Fresh lambchops that night :3
….am I the only one reminded of the third season of Avatar with that line?
Hush you! Only wolfists with a 20 point difference or less in e-peen can even hope to affect me!
am i the only one who thaught hes going HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I JUST DO
I have the special ability "Future stat"
Allows me to use the benifits of my future stats without the actual stats.
YES WAI
you have nothing sir, Dai shall we show him the true power of the Falcon?
but…its out alrea*PAWNCHED*
burn!
i like the zip it ones too, ill start with your first line because it works best
commenters: imma gonna make a head pu…
Wolf: All right, zip it.
commenters: You- you can't even–
Wolf: Zip it! Zi-i-ip.
commenters: Look, all I'm-
Wolf: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip-it A.
commenters: Badonk, would you please back me-
Wolf: Look! I'm "Zippy" Longstocking!
commenters: Argh, I can't–
Wolf: When a problem comes along, you must zip it! *whapsh* Zip it good!
commenters: Shawn, would you please-
Wolf: (fake Japanese, not even gonna pretend i know what he said)… Subtitle: "Zip it".
commenters: I'm just trying to-
Wolf: Zip! Would you like to have a suckle of my "zipple"?
NO! DON'T CROSS THE PUNCHES!
…Wow, I've had this account for 4 days, and over 45 e-peen already? I've been commenting too much…
We'll be holding a 69 e-peen party for Senax soon, as he's at level 66…
Guess he can't buy a bigger one of THOSE memory sticks…
This post is making HEADLINES! Just like corduroy pillowcases!
You have defeated Androidwoman! Your mega blaster is upgraded and…
YOU GOT HEAD!
No, he's actually thinking "Oh crap! Not again! I can't let anyone know I killed another person in a fighting tournament! Ok, calm down… Now where do I hide the body? Should I hide the head with it? Can I get the sheep to eat it?" and it goes on further.
Bugs Bunny gets head from Lola Bunny? O_O
Well, the android was aHEAD of his time.
And I'll form the liver since I'm part Irish! You can take a piece of me, grow it, and sell it to alcholic robots!
Sounds like fighting WITH a flock of sheep…
Then again, you fight spiders in several games.. they're all squishy, that's no fun.
Yeah, this headed down hill fast.
Go for the -100 medal, then we can call you Brigadier Obvious, or General or even Field Marshal!
*inserts e-peen*
TOO MUCH MEDIA!!!
I'm ahead of my time. Quite headstrong, really.
As long as you keep your head in the game, it's fine.
As long as you keep your head in the game, it's fine.
The Fatality is on law, the heads gonna explode.
your not possessed, you just have a severe allergy of can't let you do that.
hush you!
*uses future stat*
*teams with senax*
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!!!
YES! that is the best finishing line i've ever heard!
its more likely than you think.
maybe even optimus obvious…
:O
If you do, ill send you back to square one, PRIVATE OBVIOUS! dun dun dun
Heading on….
i think its just a glitch, i have never seen a epeen grow so fast, and i was 69 in a month and a half.
Fine, same rules apply then.
*uses future stat*
*teams with Daifuku*
FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*world implodes from sheer epicness*
poor commenters. This is why they should join the CoF
*Red guy voice*:
Head this way.
How did I do?
Well, if you use your head, it's not too hard.
And I'll form the stirrup! Small, usually missed, and no one knows it exists!
I think plusses from people with large Epeens make the score go up faster. And since there are more people with large epeens than when I started out the newcomers are rising a lot faster.
*insert Metroid upgrade jingle here*
You obtained Head. Press C to…wait, isn't Samus a girl? And last time I checked, she wasn't a tranny. How could she get head if-*CRUNCH!*
Snake: You think too much. Now, excuse me while I return to my box; I gotta do chi-er, I mean stuff! Yeah, "stuff" is the word I want!
I found this to be the funniest head joke of them all. I dunno why XD
Heads are fun to decapitate :P
He has such an "OH SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE" face, or he just sucked every drop of blood/oil outta her (looks like he gotz blood on his mouth)
WE SHALL NOT LET YOU PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS (OR DO THAT)!!!!
*Generates indestructible barrier around Ataeru and himself*
Yeah, I have noticed that too
*points at newcomers*
When I was your age you had to be friends with the King, fear the Soapdish and respect the MexicanJuice to get a friend from someone with a big E-PEEN!
Only good commenters got their 69s then
I must agree with that XD
These puns are making my head spin…
I will hold this head for ransom and ask for….1 MILLION dolelrs! *insert overdramatic music here*
Unless you know.
The explosion from the Appendix destroys all of us >:I
Reach -200…
And not even Falcon can save us!
I've made over 125 comments…
Someone is overcompensating for somezing, ja?
(Removes Mask)
I was never really on your side!
You Did good Maboy,Ya did good.
*helps*
I never really thought you were. *blows stickies placed under Kiru*
Oh wait…hes the appendix…
WHAT THE FU-
wait he murders lola bunny?
Eh, I'm a middlecomer…
C-c-c-come over here…
I wish to tell you something…
*into DClaw's ear*
I SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING DID THERE!
GASP!
>Gold age commenter: Famous before intensedebate (be KingofRetards and Soapdishes)
>Great age commenter: Those who joined at the start of intensedebate
>Middlecomers
>Newcomers
YA!
you wolf followes seem to forget a important docmunt for the falcon scriptures.
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/falcon-Scriptu...
It says for his followers.
I'm fine…hehe
Also, prepare for his wrath when that's all done with ^.^
Which it already is…since it's 2009…
Well, we have an army of people named after animals. That's a surprising amount of people. Like the gray fox, snake and revolver ocelot.
then I have no choice but to unleash the first wave of army.
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Wolf-Army-1372...
How ironic. It told me file not found. You have no army. SIC HIM OCELOT!
We can't let you do that, Last…
*Dramatic pose with arms behind back*
well then lets send in wave 2
and this time I will lead the charge.
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/battle-ready-A...
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Wolf-Army-1372...
http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv12/Voidhoof/...
feel the wrath!
Who's side are you ON?!
SPARTANS! HOLD STEADY, HOLD FIERCLY, AND HOLD BRAVELY!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
God damn, Badonk! Send it to 4chan or something, don't bring it here!
And thus, your army is null.
I have the power to bend wolfs to my will all using my vampiric powers
glory to the hypno ghost
IJUSTTHOUGHTOFAPUN!
I'm gonna headbutt yah!
the I have no choice but to send in the big guns!
MECHA FALCON!
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/original-Mecha...
and just to make sure I dont fail mecha wolf
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Mecha-Wolf-142...
Mecha wolf's on our side though.
damn knew I should have made a owner's manual for that
Herp Derp.
time to call in the B team
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/The-B-Team-138...
Well, we can't let you do that.
hey every one form the cult of wolf check this out
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/IT-S-A-TRAP-13...
HOLD!
We will settle this in the most holy of arenas! the NEW HALOLZ TF2 SERVER! coming soon!
This is in response to Badonk's post way down there…
OMGWTFTF2HALOLZSERVER?!?!?!?!
I R TEH XCITEDNESS!
< ( 0 o 0 )> their will be a Halol TF server (>T v T<) im so happy
Let us not fight (FOR NAO >:O), let us embrace each other for the coming of the server!
Wait…
When IS it coming?
Buti only have tf2forxbox!
When it does, I won't be in it. My tf2 is on Xbox 360.
yes lets make this a tie also can i have mecha wolf back¿
grats on 69 you are the fastesto make it to that so now let us MAKE PARTY!
Yes, a tie.
And no, I'm afraid you cannot have it back.
Such a shame.
You got the complete crap version of it :D
It's not totally crap, but it REALLY needs an update.
Post in my thread in the Baby Louis picture on my 69.
DO IT NAO
It will be available soon, the preparations are being made and i will recreate 2fort in a halolz epic CoF vs CoW theme, complete with new artwork for both religions!
Thread is in Baby Louis pic.
Yay party! :D
Send me the skins the instant it's finished.
Aww, now I really want the PC version. :(
"Hey Body! Go long!"
Except me. Zippotyrians are immune :3
Indestructible eh? Let's see if it blocks MENTAL TRAUMA!!!!
http://smouch.net/lol/
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!!
Seriously, you're really not prepared.
Don't Click it! It will kill your soul!!!
The Colonel does not bow down to any god. He is beyond the need for them. The Colonel does what the Colonel wishes.
hopefully I'll be getting Tf2 soon enough, My b-day is coming up, then theres christmas, and if none of those work out I'm selling soda at my school and making a frikkin MINT! :D
why did the school stop selling sodas again? o.O
What does everybody want? HEAD!
What does everybody need? HEAD!
Anyone get that reference?
Psh.
It's only annoying, not that bad.
This is a reply!
You're doing it wrong.
it was a bad idea to make curtains out of pubes
dont worry citizan el spiderio man will save this day