Damn it, Francis! I told you we should have followed that map! BUT, I HATE MAPS!

Looks like things are gettin’ worse before they get better for the L4D1 survivors!
By Necrosis

BUT, I HATE MAPS!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2009 · 12:24 AM

(210 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)

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Cray-Z Crossovers, Failure, Half-Life, Left 4 Dead, PC, Playstation, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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3390CommentsBUT%2C+I+HATE+MAPS%212009-11-05+05%3A24%3A11Shawn+Handyside to “BUT, I HATE MAPS!”

llTitan on November 5th, 2009 5:25 am

Oh noez
ProfessorLuigi452 on November 5th, 2009 5:36 am

Maps…
Either they can be really frustrating or really helpful.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 5:38 am

What's so bad about Ravenholm? You get the badass Father Grigory for a partner there!
WizardRex on November 5th, 2009 5:42 am

Here's hoping Francis doesn't hate gravity guns.
BitHawk on November 5th, 2009 7:33 am

He should have remembered to have taken that left at Albuquerque.
AuraMaster on November 5th, 2009 7:38 am

Alternate quote by Francis: Map? I don't need no stinkin' map! Besides, I hate them, anyway.
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 7:53 am

This used to be a nice neighborhood!
GameboyPATH on November 5th, 2009 8:11 am

Tune in next week, kids, when our heroes find themselves lost in a strange place called 2fort!
FoxyMayo on November 5th, 2009 8:15 am

"I told you, we don't come here anymore!"
Nick Soapdish on November 5th, 2009 8:28 am

That's So Ravenholm
Shawn Handyside on November 5th, 2009 8:33 am

You know I should have seen that coming… yet I didn't.

How very ironic.
KiruBananers on November 5th, 2009 8:40 am

a Well timed Quote,in my HL2/L4D?

Its less likely than you think~!
KiruBananers on November 5th, 2009 8:41 am

Louis dislikes the lack of peels.
I dislike the lack of Louis meme.
KiruBananers on November 5th, 2009 8:42 am

Can't let you see,that Shawn?
DClaw on November 5th, 2009 9:15 am

Maps only lead to traps…I'd be scared too!
Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 10:01 am

Well, Francis better like math because there's only one winning equation in HalfLife 2.

Crowbar + Science = RESULTS!!!
Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:07 am

You remember what happened last time they found a priest, right?
Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:08 am

I wonder what he hates more: Zombies or Headcrab Zombies?
Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:12 am

U SUDNT COME HERE
Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:12 am

U SUDNT COME HERE
Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 10:49 am

Oh hai, a play on words that's GOOD! +1 to you good sir!

Also nice avatar :B
Holy_Donutta on November 5th, 2009 12:21 pm

You watch! They will keep going around in huge circles and it will turn into a rip-off of the Blair Witch Project….Not like that was original of course.

"I must be getting close! I recognise that girl!"
Hakokoro on November 5th, 2009 12:33 pm

Does they have peelz at Ravenholm to Louis grab everything he can?
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 12:56 pm

THIS… USED TO BE… A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD! …Actually, it was always zombie-invested.
CapnJakeBob on November 5th, 2009 1:14 pm

*ba-dum tsh*
Holy_Donutta on November 5th, 2009 1:55 pm

Remember, Maps spelt backwards is Spam!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:05 pm

Ohhhhh…right.
But Grigory would go into his own body and kick the ass of every infection. So that wouldn't happen.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:07 pm

Except maybe BEFORE combine came >:O
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:18 pm

Imagine if the Flood arrived…
TCC on November 5th, 2009 2:56 pm

SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!
SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!
SPAMMA SPAM! A LOVELY SPAM! :P
Badonk on November 5th, 2009 2:57 pm

O.o puntstic! excellent work Soapdish
TCC on November 5th, 2009 2:58 pm

I could probably get you a clip of just you without the box if you asked… -,-
Badonk on November 5th, 2009 2:59 pm

Once a headcrab gets a hold on Louise there will be alot less peel grabbin' and alot more Bill grabbin'
Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 3:44 pm

Actually it would be before Black Mesa fucked up…
mckillyoface on November 5th, 2009 4:11 pm

Don't forget Gordon + Crowbar = Win.
Someguy5031 on November 5th, 2009 4:37 pm

They should've noticed they were going the wrong way when the birds were no longer chirping and the pants were dead.
BlueChameleon on November 5th, 2009 6:46 pm

U SHULDN'T COME HERE!
Darkangelsv1 on November 5th, 2009 6:59 pm

We soulda toined left at cp_Albuquerque
Xyonas on November 5th, 2009 8:25 pm

I hate this place lets follow that road marked Silent Hill.
CapnMacMillan on November 5th, 2009 9:13 pm

For the first time ever, Bill will finally meet his long lost brother: Father Grigori! :D
BurnoutSpartan on November 5th, 2009 9:33 pm

Hordes of zombies+Witches and Hunters+those wicked fast and powerful Headcrab zombies=O SHI-
Roflcopter419 on November 5th, 2009 9:58 pm

The sign's not on the ground. They're not in trouble…

Yet.
MrRaccoon on November 5th, 2009 10:25 pm

Wrong turn in Albuquerque anyone?
MrRaccoon on November 5th, 2009 10:27 pm

I don't know, I heard Raccoon City has a nice weather on this part of the year
TheAceOfSkulls on November 5th, 2009 11:01 pm

Actually, only bill's hat makes it http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3045
The beard at the rest of him.
TheAceOfSkulls on November 5th, 2009 11:02 pm

No, imagine if you made the Flood and Headcrabs fight (both zombie and in their normal forms). You could sell tickets.
TheAceOfSkulls on November 5th, 2009 11:04 pm

No, he would take a headcrab from his flock and put it on his head, have it absorb the infection, tear it off, and then kill the zombie clone that emerged from so much as a drop of blood getting the parasites mouth.

And he'd do it with a smile on his face the whole time.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 11:13 pm

Which is around when Combine came.
As in combine came when Black Mesa fucked up. Like, less than twenty seconds I'm guessing.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 11:14 pm

Mayor, the bums are getting awfully…bitey.
What should we do with them?
Roflcopter419 on November 6th, 2009 12:23 am

He did grab billz before though.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/06/21/grabbin-billz/
BoardBreaker93 on November 6th, 2009 1:19 am

Out of nowhere, John Freeman comes and saves the humens.
Badonk on November 6th, 2009 1:34 am

this time a different reason
Jet_Sparrow on November 6th, 2009 1:36 am

Louis really doesn't look too pleased, does he?
Pisko on November 6th, 2009 1:53 am

damn it, francis! i told you we should have take that left turn at Albuquerque.
shadow649 on November 6th, 2009 2:43 am

Burn them! Or protest! Give them some free lead (from my minigun!)?
shadow649 on November 6th, 2009 2:45 am

Special green Ravenholm peelz of magic shrooms!
Badonk on November 6th, 2009 2:53 am

*cue heartfelt music as they run to each other in slowmo*
GameboyPATH on November 6th, 2009 7:06 am

"Louise"?

BALLS HERE!
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 7:28 am

That was Marine Recon…
Wargate on November 6th, 2009 11:48 am

The fork in the road: Racooncity \\/ Ravenholm… Tough choice…
Senax on November 6th, 2009 2:01 pm

Posting in an epic thread!
Nick Soapdish on November 6th, 2009 2:53 pm

hehe, thanks buddy. I don't know though, I kinda like the green background.
You done good work :)
chigocubsfan on November 6th, 2009 11:54 pm

Louis : PEEILZ HERE
Francis: but i h8 peeilz
DClaw on November 7th, 2009 12:21 am

Ooh…Nice!
CapnMacMillan on November 7th, 2009 5:21 am

*After the finish hugging, they both cackle maniacally and gun everyone down with shotguns* :)