Damn it, Francis! I told you we should have followed that map! BUT, I HATE MAPS!

Looks like things are gettin’ worse before they get better for the L4D1 survivors!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2009 · 12:24 AM 
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67 Responses to “BUT, I HATE MAPS!”

  1. llTitan on November 5th, 2009 5:25 am

    Oh noez

  2. ProfessorLuigi452 on November 5th, 2009 5:36 am

    Maps…
    Either they can be really frustrating or really helpful.

  3. Senax on November 5th, 2009 5:38 am

    What's so bad about Ravenholm? You get the badass Father Grigory for a partner there!

  4. WizardRex on November 5th, 2009 5:42 am

    Here's hoping Francis doesn't hate gravity guns.

  5. BitHawk on November 5th, 2009 7:33 am

    He should have remembered to have taken that left at Albuquerque.

  6. AuraMaster on November 5th, 2009 7:38 am

    Alternate quote by Francis: Map? I don't need no stinkin' map! Besides, I hate them, anyway.

  7. GameboyPATH on November 5th, 2009 8:11 am

    Tune in next week, kids, when our heroes find themselves lost in a strange place called 2fort!

  8. FoxyMayo on November 5th, 2009 8:15 am

    "I told you, we don't come here anymore!"

  9. Nick Soapdish on November 5th, 2009 8:28 am

    That's So Ravenholm

  10. Shawn Handyside on November 5th, 2009 8:33 am

    You know I should have seen that coming… yet I didn't.

    How very ironic.

  11. KiruBananers on November 5th, 2009 8:40 am

    a Well timed Quote,in my HL2/L4D?

    Its less likely than you think~!

  12. KiruBananers on November 5th, 2009 8:41 am

    Louis dislikes the lack of peels.
    I dislike the lack of Louis meme.

  13. KiruBananers on November 5th, 2009 8:42 am

    Can't let you see,that Shawn?

  14. DClaw on November 5th, 2009 9:15 am

    Maps only lead to traps…I'd be scared too!

  15. Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 10:01 am

    Well, Francis better like math because there's only one winning equation in HalfLife 2.

    Crowbar + Science = RESULTS!!!

  16. Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:07 am

    You remember what happened last time they found a priest, right?

  17. Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:08 am

    I wonder what he hates more: Zombies or Headcrab Zombies?

  18. Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:12 am

    U SUDNT COME HERE

  19. Taiho on November 5th, 2009 10:12 am

    U SUDNT COME HERE

  20. Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 10:49 am

    Oh hai, a play on words that's GOOD! +1 to you good sir!

    Also nice avatar :B

  21. Holy_Donutta on November 5th, 2009 12:21 pm

    You watch! They will keep going around in huge circles and it will turn into a rip-off of the Blair Witch Project….Not like that was original of course.

    "I must be getting close! I recognise that girl!"

  22. Hakokoro on November 5th, 2009 12:33 pm

    Does they have peelz at Ravenholm to Louis grab everything he can?

  23. Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 7:53 am

    This used to be a nice neighborhood!

  24. Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 12:56 pm

    THIS… USED TO BE… A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD! …Actually, it was always zombie-invested.

  25. CapnJakeBob on November 5th, 2009 1:14 pm

    *ba-dum tsh*

  26. Holy_Donutta on November 5th, 2009 1:55 pm

    Remember, Maps spelt backwards is Spam!

  27. Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:05 pm

    Ohhhhh…right.
    But Grigory would go into his own body and kick the ass of every infection. So that wouldn't happen.

  28. Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:07 pm

    Except maybe BEFORE combine came >:O

  29. Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:18 pm

    Imagine if the Flood arrived…

  30. TCC on November 5th, 2009 2:56 pm

    SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!
    SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!
    SPAMMA SPAM! A LOVELY SPAM! :P

  31. Badonk on November 5th, 2009 2:57 pm

    O.o puntstic! excellent work Soapdish

  32. TCC on November 5th, 2009 2:58 pm

    I could probably get you a clip of just you without the box if you asked… -,-

  33. Badonk on November 5th, 2009 2:59 pm

    Once a headcrab gets a hold on Louise there will be alot less peel grabbin' and alot more Bill grabbin'

  34. Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Actually it would be before Black Mesa fucked up…

  35. mckillyoface on November 5th, 2009 4:11 pm

    Don't forget Gordon + Crowbar = Win.

  36. Someguy5031 on November 5th, 2009 4:37 pm

    They should've noticed they were going the wrong way when the birds were no longer chirping and the pants were dead.

  37. BlueChameleon on November 5th, 2009 6:46 pm

    U SHULDN'T COME HERE!

  38. Darkangelsv1 on November 5th, 2009 6:59 pm

    We soulda toined left at cp_Albuquerque

  39. Xyonas on November 5th, 2009 8:25 pm

    I hate this place lets follow that road marked Silent Hill.

  40. CapnMacMillan on November 5th, 2009 9:13 pm

    For the first time ever, Bill will finally meet his long lost brother: Father Grigori! :D

  41. BurnoutSpartan on November 5th, 2009 9:33 pm

    Hordes of zombies+Witches and Hunters+those wicked fast and powerful Headcrab zombies=O SHI-

  42. Roflcopter419 on November 5th, 2009 9:58 pm

    The sign's not on the ground. They're not in trouble…

    Yet.

  43. MrRaccoon on November 5th, 2009 10:25 pm

    Wrong turn in Albuquerque anyone?

  44. MrRaccoon on November 5th, 2009 10:27 pm

    I don't know, I heard Raccoon City has a nice weather on this part of the year

  45. TheAceOfSkulls on November 5th, 2009 11:01 pm

    Actually, only bill's hat makes it http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3045
    The beard at the rest of him.

  46. TheAceOfSkulls on November 5th, 2009 11:02 pm

    No, imagine if you made the Flood and Headcrabs fight (both zombie and in their normal forms). You could sell tickets.

  47. TheAceOfSkulls on November 5th, 2009 11:04 pm

    No, he would take a headcrab from his flock and put it on his head, have it absorb the infection, tear it off, and then kill the zombie clone that emerged from so much as a drop of blood getting the parasites mouth.

    And he'd do it with a smile on his face the whole time.

  48. Senax on November 5th, 2009 11:13 pm

    Which is around when Combine came.
    As in combine came when Black Mesa fucked up. Like, less than twenty seconds I'm guessing.

  49. Senax on November 5th, 2009 11:14 pm

    Mayor, the bums are getting awfully…bitey.
    What should we do with them?

  50. Roflcopter419 on November 6th, 2009 12:23 am

    He did grab billz before though.
    http://www.halolz.com/2009/06/21/grabbin-billz/

  51. BoardBreaker93 on November 6th, 2009 1:19 am

    Out of nowhere, John Freeman comes and saves the humens.

  52. Badonk on November 6th, 2009 1:34 am

    this time a different reason

  53. Jet_Sparrow on November 6th, 2009 1:36 am

    Louis really doesn't look too pleased, does he?

  54. Pisko on November 6th, 2009 1:53 am

    damn it, francis! i told you we should have take that left turn at Albuquerque.

  55. shadow649 on November 6th, 2009 2:43 am

    Burn them! Or protest! Give them some free lead (from my minigun!)?

  56. shadow649 on November 6th, 2009 2:45 am

    Special green Ravenholm peelz of magic shrooms!

  57. Badonk on November 6th, 2009 2:53 am

    *cue heartfelt music as they run to each other in slowmo*

  58. GameboyPATH on November 6th, 2009 7:06 am

    "Louise"?

    BALLS HERE!

  59. Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 7:28 am

    That was Marine Recon…

  60. Wargate on November 6th, 2009 11:48 am

    The fork in the road: Racooncity \\/ Ravenholm… Tough choice…

  61. Senax on November 6th, 2009 2:01 pm

    Posting in an epic thread!

  62. Nick Soapdish on November 6th, 2009 2:53 pm

    hehe, thanks buddy. I don't know though, I kinda like the green background.
    You done good work :)

  63. chigocubsfan on November 6th, 2009 11:54 pm

    Louis : PEEILZ HERE
    Francis: but i h8 peeilz

  64. DClaw on November 7th, 2009 12:21 am

    Ooh…Nice!

  65. CapnMacMillan on November 7th, 2009 5:21 am

    *After the finish hugging, they both cackle maniacally and gun everyone down with shotguns* :)

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  67. comaimai on April 14th, 2010 5:28 am

    i hope ther are gravity guns as well

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