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Spy… you’re sappin’ mah patience.

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SPY… YOU’RE SAPPIN’ MAH PATIENCE.

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 3, 2009 · 2:18 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

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BlueChameleon on November 3rd, 2009 5:23 pm

This is BlueChameleon, unable to log in…
I’m in a terrifying world. The default Wolf avatars have made a come back, and there is no comfort of being able to thumb up of down comments anymore. And - don’t say it too loudly - I think the e-peen has disappeared.

I don’t know what real and what isn’t anymore!
DClaw on November 3rd, 2009 7:33 pm

Spy go BOOM!
…Is this what Heavy means by no-one outsmarting bullet?
MasqueNoMercy on November 3rd, 2009 7:53 pm

silly spy… you forgot to put on your disguise!
Hakokoro on November 3rd, 2009 7:55 pm

but i togught the engineer and spy would be best friends forevet
Marzen on November 3rd, 2009 8:03 pm

You can sap things other than machines now? Interesting….

QUICK, SPY! SAP HIS HEART AND MAKE YOUR GETAWAY!
codemaster525 on November 3rd, 2009 8:04 pm

I understand the engineer. He always rebuilds his stuff after it was sapped.
Ataeru on November 3rd, 2009 8:07 pm

Spy: ib beeh shov oo aas he booosh!
OrionX on November 3rd, 2009 8:09 pm

What happen???
Someone set us up the Intense Debate please!!
KidWithTheFace on November 3rd, 2009 8:21 pm

i dunno, it didn't exactly work with the sniper…
Badonk on November 3rd, 2009 8:22 pm

Note to self, pick up more chocolate guns after this battle.
EddRazzell on November 3rd, 2009 8:30 pm

PATIENCE DOWN!…

…

…

…Your just going to respawn anyway.
OrionX on November 3rd, 2009 8:45 pm

Sap my sentry! Sap my sentry one more time! I dare you! I double dare you, mother fucker! Sap my sentry one more Goddamn time!
Alpar on November 3rd, 2009 8:51 pm

Engi forgot that Spy can use Dead Ringer :/
MasqueNoMercy on November 3rd, 2009 8:54 pm

i think you are referring to the spy/sniper comic… scroll down to the bottom… its not a happily ever after ending that the middle part hinted at
MasqueNoMercy on November 3rd, 2009 8:55 pm

it worked on the scout like last year
CapnMacMillan on November 3rd, 2009 9:20 pm

The funny thing is, the engineer would really do this.
meinmattias on November 3rd, 2009 9:22 pm

He fornicated his last mother. :O
Aidan on November 3rd, 2009 9:25 pm

Does mah sentry shoot like a bitch? Then why are ya sappin' him like one?!
MrRaccoon on November 3rd, 2009 9:26 pm

Spy: Lead pisoning! My only weakness!
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 3rd, 2009 9:29 pm

Oh…. I wish there was a system on this site where we could have 'favorites'…..
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 3rd, 2009 9:31 pm

That needs to be a Domination phrase for the Engineer.
Last on November 3rd, 2009 9:46 pm

The spy needs to ask himself does he feel lucky?
Roflcopter419 on November 3rd, 2009 9:49 pm

No. He means this one.

http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/05/oh-u/
BlueChameleon on November 3rd, 2009 10:34 pm

Spy hid Engie's new Bill hat somewhere in Dustbowl and he's not telling where!
MasqueNoMercy on November 3rd, 2009 10:40 pm

good memory roflcopter… as you can tell my memory goes only back to about one month… obviously im getting too old for this
TheAceOfSkulls on November 3rd, 2009 10:43 pm

I want you to go into that bag and find my wrench. It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
MasqueNoMercy on November 3rd, 2009 10:44 pm

What?
What country are you from?
Wh-hat?
"What" aint no country Ive ever heard of. They build sentries in "What"?
What?
Sentries, motherfucker! do they build them!?
TheAceOfSkulls on November 3rd, 2009 10:45 pm

…I'm pretty sure that fire was one too. Along with the soldier's shotgun.
TCC on November 3rd, 2009 10:48 pm

GET OFF THE INTERNET OLD PERSON! :O
WizardRex on November 3rd, 2009 10:56 pm

Also wee.
WizardRex on November 3rd, 2009 10:58 pm

Mmmm…This IS a tasty sentry.
Roflcopter419 on November 3rd, 2009 11:07 pm

I'm the archaeologist. I dig up old submissions. :D
Senax on November 3rd, 2009 11:10 pm

Engineer Update!
NEW:
Snipers never help you? Your bullets can give spies lead PISSoning!
Senax on November 3rd, 2009 11:11 pm

Anyone can get the scout :D
MaakuNi on November 3rd, 2009 11:23 pm

This needs to be made into a video.
Marzen on November 3rd, 2009 11:47 pm

Spy sappin' his son!
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 11:50 pm

Funny… Archaeologist is my favorite Nethack class!

Engineer: "Comment subject down!"
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 11:51 pm

Epic win, my friend.
ArmyOfMidgets on November 4th, 2009 12:15 am

GOSH DANG IT TO HECK SPY!
shadow649 on November 4th, 2009 12:22 am

He had a spy detecting skill anyways.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/31/mah-spy-der-sens…
shadow649 on November 4th, 2009 12:25 am

Epic reference!
shadow649 on November 4th, 2009 12:25 am

Get some from the candy-spencer.
BurnoutSpartan on November 4th, 2009 12:41 am

Of course, Spy forgot to pay for the sentry he tapped, so bitches gotta pay.
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 12:43 am

You, sir, have given me an idea for a big art attack!
Actually, come to think of it, probably only people from the UK will get that joke… :[
Senax on November 4th, 2009 12:45 am

What kind of chocolate gun? White? Dark? Milk?
Senax on November 4th, 2009 12:48 am

Spy has Wolf-Block Detection Deterrent on.
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 12:48 am

Yo all!
I just read Paulrus-Keaton?'s post about a forum. It got me thinking…
Methinks a forum would be a solid addition. It would be great to have a place to chat with you guys, hold more competitions, and we could swap ideas for lolz too! Things like that. I seem to remember a while back, Shawn said something was in the works… I wonder what happened with that?
And hey, uh, while we're at it, I've another suggestion! A top 100 lolz list would be awesome imo. I love revisiting the few at the side, but more would be sweeeeet!
I'm not thinking that ID would let us have faves. We'd need a whole new system built in with Halolz accounts and everything. Which I would love, but I fully appreciate what a big task that would be to implement.
What's everyone's thoughts on this? I'd love to see the Halolz community step it up a level. An illustrated point here is that I'm leaving a comment on a unrelated pic because there's nowhere else to bounce ideas like this.
I'd like to know what y'all think. Good idea? Shit idea? GTFO?
Z :-)
Senax on November 4th, 2009 12:49 am

It only will do 16 damage o.o

Also, it was only an illuuuuusion!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 12:53 am

Forums would be nice.
Top 100 lolz would be nice but eh.
Favorites would be once again nice. Possibly implement a favorite feature to connect into the forums.

Also, may I suggest a C-Box?
DeathJam on November 4th, 2009 1:25 am

I wish that programme was still on TV, it was great.
Jet_Sparrow on November 4th, 2009 1:45 am

I, personally, have to agree with you 100%. Just think of the massive lolz that will sprout forth from such a venture. It might be worth looking further into in the future.
Ozymil on November 4th, 2009 1:47 am

"Boy, didn't your Momma ever tell you? Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."
MasqueNoMercy on November 4th, 2009 1:57 am

we already have that top 10 on the side
OrionX on November 4th, 2009 1:58 am

I approve of this idea.
Another forum I used to go to also had a stickied thread on friend codes, gamertags, and the like. This would make it easier to set up holiday Brawl competitions, for example, or to just have those things on hand if we happen to see each other online.
I'm sure we could probably just get a phpBB host set up really quickly, but I'm not sure if they allow something like favorites, which I also approve of, especially since some of my favorites were posted way back when Halolz was still starting out.

But yeah, those are my thoughts.
shadow649 on November 4th, 2009 1:59 am

Super deluxe triple with caramel and almonds!
ArmyOfMidgets on November 4th, 2009 2:00 am

That Engineer was a spy too.
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 3:01 am

Yeah, like I said, I like the few at the side :-/
I'm just saying it would be cool to have a top 100, because we've had loads of great one's that get forgotten just because they're not in the top 10 (or so horrific that they get burned into our retinas forever XD)
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:02 am

That is was Draco. That it was.
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 3:02 am

I told my friend that the presenter died of a heart attack. It took him weeks to see what I did there… :D
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:03 am

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

cking lucky bastard!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:05 am

That sentry was an engineer.
Acrazymonke on November 4th, 2009 3:10 am

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

sorry no combobreaker for you
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:11 am

Cracka, please!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:14 am

I already completed the word fuck. See where it says cking before lucky?
yeah…
o.o
Tenck on November 4th, 2009 4:14 am

i just wish I could figure out how to set sprays in TF2…I just got the orange box a little while ago, and can't seem to get it to work XD
Tenck on November 4th, 2009 4:16 am

and shovels.

…UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Tenck on November 4th, 2009 4:18 am

…UNTOONED!!! UUUUUUNTOOOOOOOOONED!!!

D:
Tenck on November 4th, 2009 4:21 am

I guess chocolate is your favorite kind of flower?

…I hope you don't have a date tonight, cuz it looks like you've been run over by a hippo! XD
meinmattias on November 4th, 2009 4:52 am

Yo, where my honkies at?!
Vosur on November 4th, 2009 9:22 am

(Engie imitating Clint Eastwood) "Well, yer'got t'ask yer'self one question, Punk. 'Did he fire 6 shots or 7… Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, Punk?"
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 9:27 am

Cool cool.
I guess the way around that problem is to have a system kinda like on IGN where the comments at the bottom, and the thread for the article, or in this case picture, would be one and the same. But then again, that would be a shit-load of threads and a huge jobs to implement.

It'd be cool to know Shawn's take on this… I shall attempt to get his attention.
*Fairy noises*
HEY SHAWN! HEY! HELLO! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! HELLO!
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 9:42 am

Like Send Link and both the :D's. Truely classics D:
DClaw on November 4th, 2009 9:44 am

Even for a head shot…That's seriously weak!
DClaw on November 4th, 2009 9:46 am

Wow…That's diabetes purest form….I think im getting a sugargasm!
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 9:48 am

Exactly! True classics, in all senses of the word, lol. Not for getting Realistic Mario. (O_O) There's been some weeeeiiiiird shit on here! XD
DClaw on November 4th, 2009 9:48 am

Notice: These posts were inspired by Samuel.L.Jackson.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 9:49 am

This idea really is a great one. As was said in other comments, we should have a thread for gamertags and friend codes as well. But, there should also be a space in the forum for the addition of a Halolz TF2, G-Mod, Counterstrike, or L4D server. But the servers could allso have their own seperate blogs, so that's something to think of as well.

As far as the top 100 list, that might have to be custom coded. Not sure about anything that could actually host it.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 9:58 am

Hmm…is this a headshot or a moneyshot?
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 10:00 am

Plaaaaaan! Yeah, I'm pretty much up for all of that. lol
It'd be great to see Halolz expand, cos there's some great users here, and probably a record settingly low number of douchebags.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:08 am

There's interest, but I'm guessing either people can't do it because they can't code (like me) or are too lazy to code. But once I get back to the states and back off vacation (should take till about March), I'm definitely setting up the Halolz TF2 server. Maybe by then the Halolz Forum will have launched.
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 10:13 am

Ah, cool stuff. I wanna know Shawn's take on all this.
Where've you gone then, man? Someplace nice?
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:26 am

Afghanistan. I'm in the U.S. Army. And it's not nice…
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:27 am

Be sure to make them a Baskin Robins 38 Flavor Special.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:29 am

Hmm…I'm fairly sure explosives work just as well.
CapnJakeBob on November 4th, 2009 10:36 am

Uh… come again now? '^_^
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 10:49 am

Wow, for srs? がんばる, man! Bad times :[
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 1:29 pm

Eh, it's all good. I'm away from the dangerous parts now.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 1:30 pm

*is american and lost as fuck in the implied joke*
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 1:32 pm

Hey! It's that kid! With the face! You know the one, right?
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 1:36 pm

Lol, fair play. Well, you hang in there man. Always find time for lolz. Although judging from your record breaking e-peen, I doubt you need to be told that! XD
Also, you're a wise man of Halolz - I've a question. Has there been a Snakes on a Plane lol yet?
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 1:36 pm

Engineer: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 1:40 pm

I only work 8 hour shifts. I have a fair ammount of free time :3

And as for your question:
http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/snakes-u-has-dem…
And the last skit on http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/28/video-memes-a-la…

Other than that, no.
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 2:33 pm

Haha, awesome. You're like a Halolz dictionary ^_^
Ah well, the memes one is way similar to what I was thinking, so never mind. I'll probably just make another Church of Falcon one instead. lol
It's been a while :)
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 3:18 pm

I'm one of many Halolz dictionaries. I just happened to be on hand :B
And I'm still waiting for some of my submissions to be posted D: I had an awesome Portal one!
MasqueNoMercy on November 4th, 2009 3:27 pm

yeah that guy is in everything, even halolz
MasqueNoMercy on November 4th, 2009 3:28 pm

apparently is funny because he got a lot of + from it?

just nod and laugh and no one will realize we dont know what hes saying
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 4:06 pm

…..really? No one knows what it says? Come ON people!

It says "I have been shown who is the boss!"

Damn -.-
Zink120 on November 4th, 2009 4:41 pm

Oh cool. Portal ones tend to be winsome. I look forward to it! (Don't disappoint >_>) :D
KidWithTheFace on November 4th, 2009 4:45 pm

>.> <.< oh god….i've been spied…
KidWithTheFace on November 4th, 2009 4:50 pm

buddy of mine just got back from there! hell of a vacation spot.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 5:25 pm

It was a Youtube vid i found a while back. And I mean a WHILE. I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet, really.
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 5:27 pm

Engie has a pacemaker? Well, not really surprising I suppose…question is, does it have a rocket launcher?
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 10:23 pm

Indeed. To quote Samuel Clemens, alias Mark Twain:
\”There are three kinds of people–Commonplace Men, Remarkable Men, and Lunatics.\”
You, my good sir, are a member of the second group.
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 10:29 pm

Would you, Senax, and the other influential posters help us start a petition among all posters for Shawn to add forums? I hope you will.

Also, good luck and god bless during your stay in Afghanistan. We all support you.
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 10:32 pm

Hey, that would be awesome!

Spy Update: Disguise yourself as various items! Sentry, Dispenser, Planted Sticky, Intelligence… you name it!

Classless Update: Steal a spy's cloaking device!

Imagine all the people hiding as sandviches… THAT DELI'S A SPY!
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 10:33 pm

+1 for Epic Reference!
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 10:37 pm

No, but it doubles as a dispenser…
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:06 pm

I was hoping for the third.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:07 pm

IN HELL!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:07 pm

You didn't get the reference on the second line did you?
Unforgotten Realms.
DClaw on November 4th, 2009 11:11 pm

…Im terrible at guessing references! Then again I AM concentrating on college work so meh…Valid excuse!
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 12:07 am

You may not be a Lunatic, but who says you can't be stark raving mad?
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:19 am

My name isn't Stark, I don't go to raves, and right now I'm pretty mellow.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:23 am

I feel honored that my name specifically showed up in your post…I think.
And a petition? Unnecessary, because Shawn reads posts. He might be keeping his eye on this one due to it's subject in particular.
Anywho, I think that once he sees how much all of us support the idea of forums, he would formulate a way of implementing one.
ARCHDUKE OF THE HIGHBEARS ._.
Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 10:13 am

Key term there being "hell"…
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 5:08 pm

Ah well…

For now, discussions may be had by joining my site. Move your mouse over my profile pic and find the link.
Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 3:34 am

Fair enough, but you must admit you, Daifuku, TCC, myself, and others are remarkable…
DClaw on November 7th, 2009 1:00 am

That would cause mayhem!

Heavy: Sandvich moves?
Senax on November 7th, 2009 1:07 am

Same here ._.
Leo058 on November 7th, 2009 2:10 am

Maybe we should make our own esoteric joke/reference…
Leo058 on November 7th, 2009 2:12 am

Jeez, both your replies on this thread were -1'd. Someone must really not like your jokes…
Leo058 on November 7th, 2009 2:14 am

Shawn said a while ago that he was working on something along the lines of a forum. Just be patient…
LOLCUNO on November 7th, 2009 2:17 am

We need to have a "Sappin my Sentry" tag.
Daifuku on November 7th, 2009 2:43 pm

Because they're good maybe? :B

I take it as a sign that I am the superior being. Their actions only confirm my theory :3
Daifuku on November 7th, 2009 2:43 pm

D'aw! We're loved :3
Daifuku on November 7th, 2009 2:54 pm

Give me a sec….damn, this is hard > <

And that is indeed what she said ^^
MrRaccoon on November 7th, 2009 6:47 pm

I remember when he said it, it was at the start of the year
MrRaccoon on November 7th, 2009 6:49 pm

Agreed my good sir =b
MrRaccoon on November 7th, 2009 6:53 pm

Spam hi devianART, it works =b
AuraMaster on November 9th, 2009 5:43 am

With Nick Soapdish?

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