You have to feel bad, but clearly that dude has never done a dragon punch in his life.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 2, 2009 · 6:28 AM
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Painful, embarrassing, and yet I laugh at it because I have more common sense to not have that done to me.
Oh good grief.
What would've been worse is if the tattooist knew the guy was getting the wrong tattoo and tried to correct him.
Fpic Eail.
can't let you tattoo that!
Not only was he stupid enough to tattoo the buttons incorrectly, but he is so dumb he needs the tattoo to remember him how to do a shoryuken.
There is a good reason to burn or cut off your arm
Well duh this tattoo is wrong. That combo clearly does the Shokenryu :P
I don't think that he'll get laid, even with the correct combo.
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Somethings are more fail than my e-peen. Too bad they are never as awesome :P
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Failure
ur doin it right
I can see it now…
Tattoo Artist: Sir, you're doing it wrong…
Badonk: Quiet you with your facts! I'm the one paying here!
It could be worse
it could be v> Haduken
psh fuck Shoryuken, i would go full haul with Akumas ultra attack, good bye arm :D
Wait till you see where he tattooed Hadouken
his foot?
Cant let you do that to yourself Vosur
Or you could use any of the Drive combos from Guilty Gear.
Almost as sad as that tetris haircut.
On his other arm he has
"Tap Kick Rapidly"
"One Hundred Hand Slap"
Feel free, the site might crash if i hit 100 anyway >:D
LOL! Well played sir.
Hey! its finally not stuck on -69!
maybe he is a tournament player and always picked ken but could never pull off the move so he though… what if i had a cheat sheet with all kens moves on it and how to pull them off… so he wrote the one move he needed to pull off and thought… if i tattoo this they cant take it away from me! what are they going to do make me wear long sleeves? and so the tattoo was made, and only after that did someone say… umm, its quarter circle… like a circle… what you have there is like a zig zag… no wonder you suck so much at street fighter… and then the guy took a picture of the tattoo and ran away laughing for he knew it would soon be on the internet
and so end my sto… i mean… that guys story… of how something happened that i totally made up and didnt involve me in any way what so ever
Wow. I'm not prone to violence, but if I ever met this dude in real-life, I'd have to give him an actual Shoryuken out of principle. And a Hadouken, if I can manage.
His other arm!
an e-peen its the same guy. :D
*Brain splode*
eww its all over the place
o i see what u did thar.
But THAT can be fixed, A tattoo can't. Well not without either acid or a chainsaw. I'll be happy to supply both :P
A shoryuken gets you into the ladies pants. Didn't you learn that in gaming school?
Or was that a hadouken? I never know, i think Shoryuken was for giving them a cunt punch + extreme fisting. Bah, it was one of the two.
Up Up Down Down Left RAN OUT OF SPACE!
Left pinky?
It's even worse when you realise the tatto's done backwards…
You won't get laid either. XD
its his leg.
HADOUKEN!
*leg shoots into air*
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
publicly humiliated by everyone that played street fighter even the 12 year old hadouken noob.
Or
pay $4500. go through multiple laser surgeries, surgical excisions, and dermabrasions.
and wait for quite a while for the entire process to get it removed.
you sir have quite a choice to be make.
Will cheat codes work?
Laser surgery could fix that, but unfortunately you can't fix stupid. Sorry!
So, did they ever add Shoryuken in King of Fighters? Just checking.
Yes, but considering the guy's streak, he'll get the code wrong too.
i just hope this is shooped
Can't let you deny me from not doing something to myself.
Success
Your doin it wrong
Help me cap this point!
Tsk tsk
Clearly on his penis :D
Did you supply him with the Deluxe tickets to hell, or just basic?
Can't let you see that, DeathJam!
what is an e-peen?
Of course you can!
I call it a shotgun
Aww, -70 now….
Sigh…is there a Fail-O-Meter that a has a number for this guy?
And Falcon Punch for abortions.
>Akuma
HAHA CASUAL.
Dont worry, your ego is already bloated.
>:3c
The number by your name. Increased by +1s on comments.
That's some pretty good ink work right there, apart from, you know, the whole BEING WRONG thing.
Quick, Hadouken his arm and scar it for life, to get rid of the fail!
You mean I wasted all my money on getting this picture of Captain Falcon on my arm for NOTHING? No hot chicks?!
Anyone that stupid usually ends up in that other place.
Ignorance, child-like mind and all that jazz.
But remember why you did it in the first place, for Captain Falcon and his churches.
No. use a sharpie to redraw the fail into win cuz everybody knows the sharpie is mightier than the sword.
Use a shamwow to clean up the mess! 80% of the liquid without using pressure!
yes! 42 x 10^9000
Right! only wolf can.
I will help the -100 cuz your comments are made of a fail so epic it is epic win! don't ask for your head may asplode!
Even if it was him, his denying me from not doing something to myself
would be against himself since that would be allowing myself to do
something to myself.
Fear mah ego! RUN COWARDS!
Yep, I'm pretty sure laughing at that just got me another ticket ot hell. I'm considering just making a cape out of them.
He wouldn't be able to have sex for the rest of his life O_o
HADOUKEN!!!
*splorch*
Now we just need cybernetic implants, so when we tattoo the RIGHT combo on our arms, so when we hit said tattoo, the characcter on the screen will ACTIVATE that combo.
*starts scratching infinite combos into skin*
wait what???…. god i suck at Street Fighter…. i'm just happy i didn't post this XD
His credit got denied. Stupidity of that magnitude is even rejected by MasterCard.
My bet is tongue. That would make for a hell of a Frenching ;D
LOL. Just, just LOL.
Shouldn't that be 4.2 x 10^9001?
SURE YOU'RE KEN!
-Ahem-
Shoryuken
Your doing it wrong.
This is usually how epic comment fights start.
or <10000?
YES, I walk in the light of his moves!
Well if it's one of those guys that happen to have abnormally long hair, how about his head? I would love for someone to just flick their head and shoot an energy ball of pain…
Limbo time?
Umm 42 is the answer to the life the universe and everything so it cannot physically be broken down into a decimal form. but the power of over 9000 would break the best fail meter in the world (designed by the great Dr. Lolz the ancestor of memes) The great Wolf also forbids anybody (with exceptions like the Falcon) besides him from being "over 9000!"
Wolf will stop the fight so we're all safe? I don't fight. I debate. Fighting in comments is secretly in my unimportant opinion trolling.???
Umm Brain splodes? I lack a brain to splode so time warps/distortions are "NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!"
Only now… have i noticed the word Ken and Ryu in Shoryuken >_<
Am i REALLY that blind?
The Church of Falcon will save you from not being effective by allowing you to show your moves.
That depends.
How the fuck are you reading this?
Question is, does your ego stand up to Kaiba's?
But it wasn't over 9000, and it wasn't in proper scientific notation.
Not even close.
He got declined there too.
Nah, his credit got denied there too. He's just fucked.
It was an exponent. Thusly, that means it is multiplied by itself over 9000 times.
….but I'm Daifuku 0_0
I'm glad somebody believes me :)
But it was only multiplied by itself 9000 times, and that is blasphemy. It must be 9001 or greater.
a x 10^b, where a>= 1 and < 10 (rounded to the needed amount of significant digits), and b = any integer > 9000.
…Fear? What fear? Where fear? I see no fear?
A chainsaw would also be suffice.
*Brain asplod*
I understand that, he would just be stopping you from doing one thing, and allowing you to do another thing, and that is stopping what you were going to do… correct?
But allowing me to do anything is against his style. The Falcon
Almighty is the one who wants us to do things, and the Wolf is the
anti-Falcon. So if he were to deny me to not do that to myself, he
would be allowing me to do that, and be against his own style. So,
even he cannot deny me from preventing myself.
And I'm having too much fun in doing this. XD
But…where the hell did he go? Did he stay here?
No wait, they would have been declined here as well…
Or fire! Don't forget fire!
Indeed. Shawn, this may be a combo breaker, but go to Zink120's comment at
http://www.halolz.com/2009/11/03/spy-youre-sappin…
We have a message for you.
Lol whut? I'm missing out on the joke here. explain. now. plz.