
Well Halloween has come and gone… but at least I don’t have to look at any more creepy pumOH GOD IT’S BACK KILL IT
Thanks TCC, for once again burning your pumpkin’s image into my retinas…
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
it's what I'm here for shawn! :D
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
OR FIRA!
Or firaga…if you have enough MP left!
or fire arrows, or fire staff, or dins fire, or *gets hit over the head*
The moon is a heavy!
INCOOOOMIIIIIIIING!
DOCTOR!
MEEEDIC!
IS JUST HAM!
nice avatar. you do it yourself? :P
Oh god damnit TCC, always changing mah subject that I changed myself earlier!
And partially. The text is entirely mine. It says "Indeed!" if you can't read it.
Ok we can take care of this. Someone go and save the 4 great giants from the 4 temples of the world, they should be big enough to throw that thing back into space…if not we tried.
Let me get this straight.
ONE tiny little imp…
Imprisoned not one but FOUR HUGE GIANTS THAT CAN THROW THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON…
and we want to send one little child to go save the giants…in THREE days?
Oh god, i made an account just to comment on Shawn's comment, which made me fucking lol. (Long time lurker)
The moon diameter is of 3.476 km wich mean we're dealing with a volumen of 9489633 m^3, now getting the tangent we should get an estimate of where will the moon hit the surface of earth if we calculate that the distance between the eart and the moon is 384000 km and the speed will be a constant in the three days.
Where will the moon hit?
DO THE MATH YOU BLAST HECTOPASCALS!
…yes….
your point?
Wait, a repost thats good?
5/5
Kill it! kill the moon with fire…Or something fire related…
I don't like how it stares at me…EVIL! EEEEEVIL!!
Sense? In mah videogames?
That moon/pumpkin (moonkin?) is staring into my SOUL.
"I'm here to disturb people and post witty comments, and I'm all out of comments"
It's more likely than you th-…
Oh, wait, it's Nintendo
You'd think the 4 great giants would have a Blackberry or something so we can just use the internet and save the world much faster.
well, he WAS wearing a scary mask, the giants had no choice….
lol Wow Racc
If I remember correctly, we have an army.
An army that, instead of using to save the giants…or even help the kid out…we decided to send away in our time of need, which is the opposite of what armies are for.
Let me guess…trick or treat?
unlike other remakes *cough*mechaheavy*cough*
its still awesome.
I'm here to kick names and take ass.
Speed would NOT be a constant, though o.o As the moon got close, it would speed up as gravity affects it more.
ಠ_ಠ
Tis a sin to lurk Halolz, my child. Come back from your evil ways and embrace our lord Falcon, and he will accept you with open arms as long as you show him your moves.
inb4 A good Repost? In MY Halolz? It's more likely than you think!
The eyes…THE EYES!
Thank god some of us have no souls then, eh?
OH DEAR GOD IT'S STARING INTO MY MIND!
Moon is credit to team!
Hey man, long time no see
I agree
The we'll choose 9.8 ms^2 as the force of gravity on earth, and the moon weights 6,5.10^23 kg. Then the real vector should be kg*ms^2.
So, how long will the impact radius be?
Quick! Elixer! ELIXER!
On the third day of halolzween…
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176
I instantly thought of this when you said that.
Your going to make me cry D:
The creepy-ass moon gave to me…
Yeah, but then someone joins in with a really bad connection and causes us all to lag, making us fail.
Not so much staring as planning the most entertaining way to STEAL your soul.
1 Pair of dirty underwear
2…
Hyrule Hero sapping mah moon!
Three days… three days… THREE DAYS….
*bow* "I'M NOT WORTHY!!1!" *bow*
I have always been disappointed about not being able to wear Majora's Mask in Majora's Mask.
Not quite; the Mask of Truth is what really stares in to your mind.
I'll do it.
I will need help, however; this is the sort of operation which requires a gilded blade, a bow (with arrows), bombs, a reflecting shield, an inverse invisibility device (sometimes referred to as a "Lens of Truth"), an ocarina, a grappling device which can attach itself to a wooden ledge and transport me from one place to that ledge almost instantaneously (or a "Hook Shot"), an enormous currency carrier (the "Giant's Wallet"), gigantic explosives ("Powder Kegs"), four empty bottles, and about thirty masks, some of which will only be needed once. Would any one like to assist me?
There is only 1 reason i will ever want the moon to exist…
and it's because this looks so cool XD
http://www.kasuto.net/image/officialart/majora_on...
….the jorney may be dangerous,here take this…annoying fairy name Navi with you
OH NO ZIS IS BAD!
*nerd comment*
but Navi isn't in majora's mask… o.o
yeah, that was always a bit dissapointing… -,-
Yo, what's up? :D
Yeah, you're right. I started Uni, so whenever I'm gonna comment, something comes I need to deal with. Being social is bloody exhausting, lol!
How ya been? The pumpkins were pretty kick-ass this year, n'est pas?
mostly my ass…. *noms own ass*
Translation: "Welcome to Halolz" lol.
I might add, may your lolz be plentiful and your e-peen evergrowing!
…Too far? lol :P
I shall help you with supplies, have this, Spoon…. Sacred Spoon.
Damn it!
That was going to be my future avatar!!!
Found in DA??
Too much math already…
Free Good Repost Check!!
And this is why Sho was the best character from Twewy.
He found this in DA.
Search Luigi and surf around.
Or go to my DA and search my Favs.
Second way will be slightly easier…
math? in mah halolz? o.o
well at least he doesn't have a halolzer original!
made by halolzers for halolzers! :D
…
ok, so that's nothing to be proud of… -.-
na na na naaaa! :D
OH SNAP
Oh, don't forget the gravity of the moon attracting the earth as well as the earth attracting the moon, as well as the forces of each getting stronger as they become closer.
Oh, no, you deedn't!
I'll quit a-lurkin' and go back to postin' once ID decides to post my comments again…
Three days..
THREE DAYS…
…im proud of it
WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE! D:<
*smack!*
D:<
Hey! *smacks back*
your spoon is too big…
D:<
*smack*
You tell me XD
But I do all hw at home, so I got chances to post. We're good man, there was a swine flu pendemic around halolzer and such, but everything's fine =P
Yeah man, the pumpkins were awesome, the guy who did the last year winner won again =b
ok you kids! No fights in mah halolz!
If you wanna fight go to a empty submission!
Oh you're right my good sir!
Then we should use a function f(x)=x^2+mx to describe the gravuty curve, and we can use f(x)' for the speed
It's minamimoto, I must use math-lingo!
Now lets start talking about the area behind the curve of the gravity function in a f(x)=ax^2+mb function
Wut?
Sir I feel ofended
*slaps*
well it's not so much that it's a bad thing, it's just that theres so many of us that theres no real reason that you should feel special for having one….
…
also, TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE! D:<
*SMACK*
And may I add:
I AM A BANANA.
…..not it.
Shawn, you go through new retinas more than a chronic masturbator goes through Kleenex.
I don't use kleenex, I just use the shirt at the bottom of the laundrey bask-I mean I don't do that you're sick!…
o.o
Ok! Let's go to a halo submission and fight there! They're always empty!
2 recurring nightmares
3…
*eats TCC's cookie face*
3 days!
4…
"Oh no the moon is crashing into the Earth again!
What a TOTALLY non-frustrating way to play a video game!"
4 Candy Dispensahs ('ere!)
SKREE!!!!!! >:D *bursts out of paulrus chest*
did you learn nothing from my halloween avatar. :b
*bursts out of TCC's chest*
…..
*puts on top hat*
Hello mah baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaal…..
5 Falcon Lunches!
6…
but… but I didn't nom you… o.o
….
OHMYGODTIMEPARRADOXWTFBBQ!!!!! O.O
Sasuketoo messed that one up =\\
I started with 'on the third day of halolzween'
also messed it up on the tune man.
that'll be 5 cents
Oh, where's your holiday spirit, nobrain?
6 glowing metroids,
7…
Wrong Pi face! TCC carved it!
~*~
FIRST!!!!
How about instead, we land a few astronauts on the surface, drill into it, plant a nuclear bomb, and blow it up before it makes contact?
I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!
NO! I AM NOT SENDING YOU A KISS BY WIRE!!!
Or Flare.
Do we get to leave Bruce Willis there again?
7 sapped Sentrys
8…
Welcome to the madness. Here's a complimentary +1 and a ticket to hell. Enjoy :3
It still hurts, because now I want to understand what you said.
Quiet you with your facts!
OH SNAP!
You never gave me a ticket…
/o o\\
'__
Too bad. You get a BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
Fancy that, my college had a similar breakout right about when the vaccines were around the corner >.>
Even odder still, I got sick right after the vaccines came around, so everyone thought I had swine, but I just had a bad cold XD
On another unrelated note, my engi costume was pretty bad, but I can post a picture or two…somehow…at some point…
Only if you want to save your game as the name "Bruce".
It doesn't matter where your maths says it will hit. It's gonna land on the same tower in the game as always. Because it's programmed to.
now I want one…as cool as Tager is, he is a sign of the OVERWHELMING POWER of SCIENCE…and REAL SOVIET DAMAGE, not a sign of my going to hell thanks to halolz…
But i wan- HOLY SHIT 104!!!11!@!$@
…you guys are so zetta slow, you zetta sons of digits!
…SOHCAHTOA!
8 tons of Peelz
HOW COULD DIS HAPPEN?!
So I herd u liek nonsense…
Yep :3
…"THAT WAS DELICOUS!"
but what if his heart's on fire? D:
NO! YOU HERD….well, you herd right o_o
he got to -70…wtf do we do? positive him back to -69?
Well, he refused me. So he lost me and he was left alone.
New E-peen ranks:
1-20p – Welcome!
20-50p – Post more OR DIE.
69p – uh. Why do we celebrate this again?
69-80p – You are now average! No one cares!
80-100 – Niice.
100p+ – zomgwtflololol 100p!!!!!!!
Well then, get to posting. OR DIE!!! *cracks whip*
It is his rightful place.
I would, but it's 2 AM, my Television service has been canceled ,and my graphics card is fried. Happy rest. *monocle*
Aaah, that can be forgiven then. It's almost noon here. time for me to go to sleep XD
alright then I shall do the unthinkable…and PLUS the Colonel!
HURRAY! I'M BARELY WITHIN "Niice"! :D
but wont you telephone and tell you he's your own?
*places tenck on my knee whilst talking in santa voice*
Well what would you like for an avatar little boy? :P
and then you go saying stuff about eight bits.. you and your contradictions sicken me… -.-
…
or maybe it's just the two tons of candy I ate, but whatever it is I feel like crap… o.o
I AM ERROR.
Don't worry, you're far from the first person to do that.
9 Untooned Kirbys
10…
TCC used Put On The Spot! It's Super Effective!
Tenck is Confused! He hurts himself in his confusion!
…I dunno D:
He went there!
I AM IRON MAN :D
Talk to Nick Soapdish about it.
10 glowing e-peens
11…
Why did it burn…WHY DID IT BURN?!?!
Senax encountered ProfessorLuigi!
Senax used Precognitive theft!
Sucess!
Senax earned New Avatar!
Senax fled!
*evil laughter* Yes, yes! MORE! WE MUST CREATE THE MOST HATED BEING IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS!
Lol, virtual swines XD
Mother brain made my day. It seems this Ian man likes a bit of the old Metroid. I'm kinda surprised we didn't see a Falcon head pumpkin, or was there one and I just missed it?
Just drill into one of the teeth. It'll just be like going to the dentists! …In space…100x bigger than usual. Heck, I'm sold! Sounds awesome! :D
HOLY SHIT, BOI! WHAT DID YOU TAKE? I've never seen an e-peen grow so fast!! :O :-/
I accidentally every post.
like EVERY SINGLE POST.
Is…is this bad?
p.s. I +1'd every single one lol
Actually I meant positiving him back to -69, but if we wanna play E-Peen Limbo instead, that's cool too.
How low can the Colonel go!
It could be one of the generic brands of Viagra: Miracle Grow or Fix-A-Flat.
I'm Spartacus!
Or maybe he used a Super Mushroom? *nudge nudge*
11 Wolf Submisssions
12…
12 lesbo-Mudkips
13…
It's a flaw in ID's e-peen calculation. low comment numbers with a high score leed to overly inflated e-peens.
Quiet you with your bitching! There is manliness afoot!
I will hug him and pet him and call him George :3
NOT!!!
Isn't the mindfuck lovele?
13 Zippocats
14…
Umm…we're TRYING to get the Colonel to -100. YOU"RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
And I am the Colonel -.-
Wild Daifuku appears!
Daifuku sees what Senax did there.
Daifuku is enraged!
Daifuku uses Flaemwarzthrower!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
George the raccoon? o.O
you're guna have to ask mr. raccoon… -,-
*pushes Tenk down giant slide*
HO HO HO! :b
In fact, remember pate-tico
I invented air and I earn 20 cents everytime you breath
*:O gasp!*
Pay me :D
14 epic comments
13
I AM CCCCOMBO BREAKAHH
If that case then Kirby probably needs to cash in his retirement.
15 Mecha Heavies
16…
I AM A MAN! *punches previous poster in the gut*
Flare's not good enough – Meteor it's ass! …Or its face…
16 Chocolate helicopters
17…
17 Nutty Achievements
18…
Holy shit! YES I WANT KFC COLONEL SANDERS!
Fatality.
So he's trippin' out and imagining that he's getting a bigger e-peen?
19 Whithering/shrinking comments
20…
20 lovely jubblies
21…
Senax used Double Turn!
Senax threw a Masterball at Daifuku!
Senax used Teleport!
21 Freaky Pumpkins
22…
MPD. I thought all of us had it, my bad :D
Oh god, yeah. XD Crazy times. He started following me too! :-/
22 Spys a-tappin' (my sentry)
23…
23 Awesome T-Shirts
24…
24 appreciative e-peens (to original poster of this reply-stream)
25…
No…
Not Physics!!!
Same goes for me then!!
25 Annoyed Viewers
26…
It's more likely than you think!
23 Star Wolf Cockblocks
24…
Or swallow it…
Moon down! (Or up?)
Wild Wolf appears!
Wolf can't let you do that!
Wolf uses Cockblock!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Just keep him from being plus'd with Wolf!
Is it though? I've only ever seen it a couple of times.
26 tickets to hell (courtesy of nick soapdish)
Yes, the sheer irony of the situation is astounding indeed.
27 Smash Bros. Snapshots
28…
Hey, don't get me started on probabilities and scientific projections… I'll burst Nooklear Man's brain!
"Fuck reason, I'm a game programmer!" :b
25 pagebreaks.
26…
MOON SAPPIN' MAH SOUL! :O
THAT MOON IS A SPY!
Wow did everyone get infected? no comments! umm resist saying first and losing E-peen!
(insert smart comment here)
Just barely in the OR DIE category… guess I'll post…
Yesh, go post. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
ಠ_ಠ
26 epic threads
27…
fffff-
*collar explodes*
Ow… Wait… Why were the explosives facing outwards?
Nooooo!!! That can't be!!!!
*Emo's out like Luke*
ಠ_ಠ
Your a fool!
….You'll shoot your eye out!
Orly? I invented dirt! Pay me for standing!
Exactly :3
27 CCCCOMBO BREAKAS!!!
28…
28 lines per word
27…
Hmm it appeared that there were no comments cuz they all hide from me? I feel so "smart"! :)
must have been a problem with intense debate. theres actualy like 200 something comments on here. :P
my god 57+ replys to this one comment I have nothing more to say more that….
this post is made of win XD
28 -1 fairies.
29…
Same here. But i'm not here to post witty comments because I suck at them so much.
What the heck? What's Amakusa doing in this picture?
29 unfunny anons
30…
30 People who can't think of anything else
31…
Facist!
*pays Daifuku*
Unbelievable standing taxes here -.-
*shoots Daifuku a dirty look*